NationStates Jolt Archive

Today... was Embassy Day. On this day, every Ambassador inside the Island would try to give the positive qualities of their nation. And if it went good with Sergei, relations would improve, if bad no change. If OMG absolutely horrible, well, you won't have an Embassy in your nation anymore. But do not worry, Sergei does not easily get mad. But he gets mad nevertheless. So, now, the Ambassadors would come.

Sergei was sitting on his desk with suit on. Alone, no guards. His only weapons was a Colt .45 pointed to the opposite side, the first Ambassador entered and the first conversation began.

((OOC: Basically, I got this from Euroslavia's Diplomacy thread. I want you people to literally say the good things of your nation. Plus it'd be an amusing RP. But it only applies with those with embassies in TIoR... which is most of NationStates, so who wants to go first?))

We have 3 billion citizens, a huge army, advanced technology, and lots and lots of money. Also, we have annoying guys with laser pointers to go into your theaters if you do not comply.

:d

you can have mine the pass is ******

Kukoo Galaroo entered and began talking.

"My nation is semi-allied with yours we have many small green men from advisory clans" Kukoo looked frightened as Sergei moved for the gun "But we all hate them." The hand moved away from the gun. "And we are really religious and please don't think that Jack was an accurate description of our people." He raises his hands trying to shield himslef from the firey look that cam into Sergei's eyes at the mention of Jack. Kukoo decides that it isn't worth dying for and cowers in the corner away from Sergei. Damn that Jack he thinks over and over.

We have 3 billion citizens, a huge army, advanced technology, and lots and lots of money. Also, we have annoying guys with laser pointers to go into your theaters if you do not comply.

((OOC: As much as I was laughing my ass off at that post, I don't want spam....))

Sure, the password is *****

((OOC: Did you read the thread?))

Kukoo Galaroo entered and began talking.

"My nation is semi-allied with yours we have many small green men from advisory clans" Kukoo looked frightened as Sergei moved for the gun "But we all hate them." The hand moved away from the gun. "And we are really religious and please don't think that Jack was an accurate description of our people." He raises his hands trying to shield himslef from the firey look that cam into Sergei's eyes at the mention of Jack. Kukoo decides that it isn't worth dying for and cowers in the corner away from Sergei. Damn that Jack he thinks over and over.

Sergei's eyes narrowed, followed by a shrug. "Just go, rethink your speech, and if you or any of your Ambassadors ever mention Jack again, we will destroy you." That sentence of course followed by an innocent looking smile. "Go now."

((OOC: He hates Jack very much :) ))

((OOC: As much as I was laughing my ass off at that post, I don't want spam....))



((OOC: Did you read the thread?))
ooc-nope..i just..felt like writing that...cause um..i have a diesease..its called boredom...

OOC: oh i know if i offered you my nation you would jump right on it, That way you wouldn't have to save me anymore. But no, i don't plan on selling my nation. but i read the thread and so now i tell you good qualities.


IC: Plutuvas Nikoriam entered the office wearing a green suit, and a pink top hat, which are currerntly the mandatory uniforms of all Psovian Diplomats in Nations whose names start with R. He sat himself across from the Rosian Premier and pulled out his breifcase which was made of Flamingo Feathers.

Our ambassadors name is Mr. Andrew McGreel

"Our nation, has some of the finest beaches, and most beautiful mountains you could lay eyes on. Our many streams, rivers, and lakes are filled with fish. In the desert region every year we have horse, camel, and ATV races. We also have survival competitions there. We have a massice prison there and no prisoner has ever escaped from that prison, so you are sure to be safe within our borders. Our deep woods offer camping experiances. We also have major cities, with huge malls and fine restaurants. Visit the grand catherdrals and great churches. Maybe even here a speech from Cardinal DeVito, archbishop and ruler of Cherry Ridge! These are just a few of the many regions Cherry Ridge is a great place to visit."

After this speech a choir began to sing the CR national anthem "Salve Regina".