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Dr. Joseph Mladic, working in conjunction with Dr. Baldur Von Schacht, Dr. Franz Von Schacht, Dr. Manfred Eichman, Dr. Simon Rutledge Dr. Curtis Fabus, and Dr. Alfred Speer, has determined the following to be true beyond a reasonable doubt.

The items are summarized from the book

"On Mississippian Supremacy: The Facts About Mississippian Racial Supremacy"

by
Dr. Joseph Mladic
and
Dr. Simon Rutledge

Foreward by Dr. Curtis Fabus


1) The average Mississippian IQ is 140

2) The average Mississippian male height is 6'2

3) The average Mississippian female height is 5'7

4) The average Mississippian male weight is 178 lbs.

5) The average Mississippian female weight is 129 lbs.

6) Mississippians, on average have 20% more cranial capacity than non-Mississippian whites, and 75% more than non-whites regardless of nation of origin.

7) The Mississippian typically has highly developed emotional centers of the brain, which account for the high degree of courage and devotion they show in battle.

8) The Mississippian is capable of a greater degree of civilization than the Non-Mississippian.

9) Mississippian morality is superior to non-Mississippian morality; this has to do with numerous factors, environmental and cultural, but primarily genetic and biological.

10) The average Mississippian is capable of easily learning at least four foreign languages.

11) The Mississippian male has an average life expectancy of 98 years.

12) The Mississippian female has an average life expectancy of 104 years.

13) Mississippian whites are clearly a separate species from the so-called "Homo Sapiens" which include all whites, and even non-whites. Mississippians are part of the "Homo Mississippius" a breed of superior, super men, that are superior to all other species and races in the world. The Mississippian is the highest form of sentient life.


"This is indeed a great day for science, this book will become standard in all of our schools at all levels, as the youth can clearly benefit from a thorough understanding of science."

Joseph Mladic

"Like everything that comes out of Mississippi, this reeks of bullshit."

-Kaiser Alec Mannerheim.

P.S.- Where the fuck did these guys get PhDs? No respectable university, anyway.

The Emperor recommends you take up a new job in comedy, and do an international comedy tour.

Alexius Julii
Foreign Minister, Imperial Courts of Foreign Affairs

:rolleyes:

The second part of the summary has come out:


Summary of chapter 1 (This chapter written by Dr. Curtis Fabus)


1) The most important aspect of the racial sciences that I have to discover is that of all the white racial groups (Slav, Aryan, Anglo-Saxon, etc) the most utterly inferior is the Spanish and Portuguese racial type and the Romanian racial type. This is due to the high influx of gypsie genetics in Romanians and the high influx of Moorish genetic influence in Spanish and Portuguese genetics. The most worthless and inferior of all whites can be found in the so-called "Sevarin" race, a mixture of semitic, moorish, and the most basest of white admixtures, mogrelized into one group (Sevarin) and left stagnate by isolationist policy that would have allowed the addition of better genetics (English and French) over time.

2) Mississippian genetics are largely a combination of the two most superior of white genetics (English and French) and a small portion of unadulterated Spanish that has not been corrupted by moorish influences. Thus the Mississippian is clearly superior to the Sevarin.

3) As long as Sevarin genetics exist in North America (in the form of the Sevarin colony of Maryland) our race is in great danger. The sooner we remove Sevaris from Maryland, or remove the Sevarins from Maryland (Either works) the sooner our continent can racially regenerate and live out to our super-human ideal.

4) Interbreeding with Sevarins must be banned by law.

Official Axis Nova governmental response:

http://www.animeleague.net/~berrik/rolleyes-big.gif

Really? If you're so damn superior, then why in bloody hell haven't you conquered us yet? Oh, yes, that's right- YOU'D FUCK IT UP, LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE!

Kaiser Alec Mannerheim.

P.S.- Curtis, what kind of nutjob institution gave you a PhD?

Axis Nova, that probably qualifies as spamming, please delete that.

I thought you had me on ignore so that you wouldn't see the post anyways :rolleyes:

edit: changed it so that it counts as RP, just like this thread

HA HA HA

Our nation has only people of Irish, Polish, and Italian ancestry. How do you rate them?

Dr. Curtis Fabus has made a few comments on the book.

"Studying the European races really opened my eyes that all whites were not created equal. Europeans have become a bastardized racial group over the years through their muddled ideas and myths of racial equality which permitted the genetic exchanges, through mating, with semites, negroes, moors, tatars, turks, mongols, malays, and an entire host of inferior swine... The one thing that has struck me as odd is the incredible promiscuity of Sevarins, their women are whores, although this could be a cultural issue, having to do with who their leaders are..."

HA HA HA

Our nation has only people of Irish, Polish, and Italian ancestry. How do you rate them?


Czar Roger Fabus would rate all whites as equal, his father would not. Mainly the driving force behind "Mississippian Supremacy" is the Minister of Culture, Franz Von Schacht.

Dr. Curtis Fabus has made a few comments on the book.

"Studying the European races really opened my eyes that all whites were not created equal. Europeans have become a bastardized racial group over the years through their muddled ideas and myths of racial equality which permitted the genetic exchanges, through mating, with semites, negroes, moors, tatars, turks, mongols, malays, and an entire host of inferior swine... The one thing that has struck me as odd is the incredible promiscuity of Sevarins, their women are whores, although this could be a cultural issue, having to do with who their leaders are..."

"Don't you dare insult my wife, you inbred fuck. Yes, I know. You married your sister. I did the paperwork."

-Kaiser Alec Mannerheim

P.S.- Don't talk about our women. I know you would fuck Yuna again if you got the chance.

"Don't you dare insult my wife, you inbred fuck. Yes, I know. You married your sister. I did the paperwork."

-Kaiser Alec Mannerheim

P.S.- Don't talk about our women. I know you would fuck Yuna again if you got the chance.


Secret Reply:

"Sister? I have no idea what you are talking about, my sister lives in... Ala... Arkansas, I haven't seen her in years..."

Curtis Fabus

P.S. Can I do Yuna again? I'm up for it, is she?

King Haakon laughed when he saw the newspaper. "I'm glad to see that the genre of dark comedy has not disappeared entirely."

"Don't lie to me. You married your sister Christine Fabus. I know- I let it happen."

Kaiser Alec Mannerheim

P.S.- She has no desire to fuck you ever again. She has my opinion of you- you're a complete and utter fuckwit.

We might actually care if our nation didn't consist of 96% Elves. Otherwise, it's utter crap.

High Lady
Alasse Órecalo

Secret Reply:


I did NOT marry my sister... I married Christina Franco, a member of the Spanish Fabus family, related to Francisco Franco (cousins by marriage of other relatives) and as you know, the Spanish Fabus family is not blood related to the English Fabus family (I am an English Fabus)


Curtis Fabus


P.S. I'm sure she does, you just don't want her to, because you know I can do her better than you ever could...

Official Response

Hahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha....hahaha...hahaha...hah...

Best laugh I've had all day.

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Let us go by a number by number basis.

1) Why should we believe a doctor that is the Minister of Propaganda? I mean, it's Propaganda.

2) If this was studied in a Liberal nation, then maybe we'd have a case. For now, this isn't a surprise.

3) You people need to let it go, God you two are worse then a redneck couple on Ferry Ringer. And you two is Mississippi and Sevaris.

4) Does this mean I'm an idiot for appointing Hispanics?

5) How high do Russians supposedly rate? I want to know this.

6) Why do you think the Jews run the media? There are no Jews or blacks in the Island of Rose, so don't give me that.

7) Might we have a copy for The People's Library?

I really wish you answer these questions.
-President Sergei Ilyanov of The Island of Rose

((OOC: Mladic is known as the Minister of Propaganda right?))

Mississippi is going to host a nationwide "Culture Day" sponsored by Franz Von Schacht and the Society of Mississippian Supremacists. It is believed that 30% of Mississippians aged 15 and up believe in Mississippian supremacy. The Czar has refused to comment on the topic, instead pointing to his record of decrees and decisions which seem to suggest he is against the SOMS and he believes in the equality of all whites.


Franz Von Schacht was standing before a camera, some posters in the background, one of the Kaiserine Yuna of Sevaris, Franz chuckled, "Ah, as you can see, this is a perfect example of the foreign whores that wish to pollute our genetic pool and destroy our Mississippian purity... Remember Mississippian men, only mate with Mississippian women!"

Secret Reply:


I did NOT marry my sister... I married Christina Franco, a member of the Spanish Fabus family, related to Francisco Franco (cousins by marriage of other relatives) and as you know, the Spanish Fabus family is not blood related to the English Fabus family (I am an English Fabus)


Curtis Fabus


P.S. I'm sure she does, you just don't want her to, because you know I can do her better than you ever could...

Yes, You did marry your sister. I know it. I have photocopies of the paperwork in my safe. You married your sister, and you know it. Can you write one message without lying?

Alec Mannerheim

P.S. No, she doesn't. You were awful, according to her.

To the Scientists of Decisive Action:

We in Impunia are positively intrigued in regards to what your geneticists have come up with. As our own breeding programs have concentrated more on building expendable super warrior slaves, we have not nearly progressed as far as you have in regards to longevity. Indeed, that you have been so successful with what amounts to hillbilly monkeys is truly extraordinary.

We politely request six samples of these improved "Mississippians" for use as body slaves, and a further dozen for medical experimentation. Any reasonable costs or fees you wish to charge in this regard will likely be favourably reviewed by our Chief of Work Camps and Medical Experimentation.

Please RSVP at your earliest convenience.

1) Why should we believe a doctor that is the Minister of Propaganda? I mean, it's Propaganda.

Mladic is a fine doctor, and numerous others worked on this, the Minister of Culture, the Minister of Health, a Senator from Mississippian Egypt, the former Premier of the nation (me!)



2) If this was studied in a Liberal nation, then maybe we'd have a case. For now, this isn't a surprise.

Liberals politicize science, we don't.



3) You people need to let it go, God you two are worse then a redneck couple on Ferry Ringer. And you two is Mississippi and Sevaris.


Sevaris is a nation of whores and gypsies.


4) Does this mean I'm an idiot for appointing Hispanics?


Yes


5) How high do Russians supposedly rate? I want to know this.
Russians are so superior to all whites (Except French and English, and remember, Mississippians are a combination of French and English) that they are ranked only one or two below Mississippians. Immediately below Mississippians are Germans and Austrians, and then Russians. At the bottom of the ladder are Sevarins.


6) Why do you think the Jews run the media? There are no Jews or blacks in the Island of Rose, so don't give me that.
Simply because jews convert to Christianity, doesn't make them any less jewish.


7) Might we have a copy for The People's Library?

You will have one signed copy sent right away.

I hope this helps you understand the sciences of our nation.

Curtis Fabus

Mississippi is going to host a nationwide "Culture Day" sponsored by Franz Von Schacht and the Society of Mississippian Supremacists. It is believed that 30% of Mississippians aged 15 and up believe in Mississippian supremacy. The Czar has refused to comment on the topic, instead pointing to his record of decrees and decisions which seem to suggest he is against the SOMS and he believes in the equality of all whites.


Franz Von Schacht was standing before a camera, some posters in the background, one of the Kaiserine Yuna of Sevaris, Franz chuckled, "Ah, as you can see, this is a perfect example of the foreign whores that wish to pollute our genetic pool and destroy our Mississippian purity... Remember Mississippian men, only mate with Mississippian women!"

Really? I was inclined to think my wife had good genes. Curtis seemed to think so...

-Alec Mannerheim

This is rather funny and wrong mainly because our own research has found that the Mississippian culture often props up that which is untrue.

Facts:

1. The average Camel Eaters citizen is of Celtic and Arabic heritage.
2. The average Camel Eaters citizen speaks upward of eight languages.
3. The average Camel Eaters citizen didn't marry their sister.
4. The average Camel Eaters citizen does their own research and doesn't listen to the ramblings of misinformed fools.
5. The average Camel Eaters citizen lives to be 134 or older on some occasions.
6. The average Camel Eaters citizen has killed at least one member of the KKK.

To the Scientists of Decisive Action:

We in Impunia are positively intrigued in regards to what your geneticists have come up with. As our own breeding programs have concentrated more on building expendable super warrior slaves, we have not nearly progressed as far as you have in regards to longevity. Indeed, that you have been so successful with what amounts to hillbilly monkeys is truly extraordinary.

We politely request six samples of these improved "Mississippians" for use as body slaves, and a further dozen for medical experimentation. Any reasonable costs or fees you wish to charge in this regard will likely be favourably reviewed by our Chief of Work Camps and Medical Experimentation.

Please RSVP at your earliest convenience.


"Would you say that if I sent the WKMCK or the VG to crush you?"

Curtis Fabus

Ooc- Officially, Curtis Fabus has no control over any armed forces, Roger keeps him from influencing the military decisions because he regards him as a warmonger. But Curtis has connections to all of DA's "Proxy Armies" (Mississippian Private Military Conglomerate (1 million strong) White Knights of Mississippi Crusading Knights (20 million strong) the Volunteer Guard (800,000 strong) and the Muslim Liberation Army (3 million strong). Most of Curtis's threats are empty and idle. Except his hatred of Sevaris is EXTREME.

Really? I was inclined to think my wife had good genes. Curtis seemed to think so...

-Alec Mannerheim


"I have no idea what you are talking about. No Mississippian man, at least no man as noble as Curtis Fabus, would soil himself with Sevarin flesh..."

Franz Von Schacht

All men are equal. Simple as that.

The Commissariat of Diplomacy
The Socialist Federation of Hallad

"I have no idea what you are talking about. No Mississippian man, at least no man as noble as Curtis Fabus, would soil himself with Sevarin flesh..."

Franz Von Schacht

"Why don't you ask the man? He fucked her- and quite enjoyed it, from what I remember."

Alec Mannerheim

A statement from the People's Republic of Hillyard:

The P.R.H is deeply alarmed that the discredited science of eugenics is still being pursued, much less portrayed as legimate scientific research. The P.R.H calls upon all free nations to condemn this action on the part of the regime of Decisive Action.
Furthermore, the P.R.H does believe that this announcement is nothing but a ploy to arouse rascist nationalist zeal within Decisive Action's own population for nefarious purposes. Let it be known, to the nation of Decisive Action and all nations of the world, that imperialist action under the cover of nationalism or rascist supremacism will not be tolerated and will come with consequences.

Jonah Mathews
Foreign Secretary, P.R.H

This research proves one thing: the so-called "scientists" who worked on this "research" need their heads checked. Honestly.

High Lady
Alasse Órecalo

"Why don't you ask the man? He fucked her- and quite enjoyed it, from what I remember."

Alec Mannerheim


"He would do no such thing! You are a marxist liar, and why would you even suggest your wife cheated on you. Have you no shame? Another stark example of Sevarin inferiority, they believe adultery is something to boast about."

Franz Von Schacht

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

2) If this was studied in a Liberal nation, then maybe we'd have a case. For now, this isn't a surprise.

We can say the same thing about you.

4)Yes

I'm not the one who made the world hate his nation.

Russians are so superior to all whites (Except French and English, and remember, Mississippians are a combination of French and English) that they are ranked only one or two below Mississippians. Immediately below Mississippians are Germans and Austrians, and then Russians. At the bottom of the ladder are Sevarins.

Ouch.

Simply because jews convert to Christianity, doesn't make them any less jewish.

We never had Jews in our country period. You can trace every Rosian's ancestry and they're going to be non-Jewish European. It's true believe or not.

You will have one signed copy sent right away.

I hope this helps you understand the sciences of our nation.

And I thank you, we don't censor things like other liberal countries, wink.
-President Sergei Ilyanov of The Island of Rose

"He would do no such thing! You are a marxist liar, and why would you even suggest your wife cheated on you. Have you no shame? Another stark example of Sevarin inferiority, they believe adultry is something to boast about."

Franz Von Schacht

"You're wrong, Schacht. I am not boasting about adultery- I am merely accepting fact. She did what she had to do- for her country. She wasn't afraid, and she chose to do it of her own free will. Also, I am not a Marxist. I lead a revolution to topple those assholes."

Alec Mannerheim

"This is the White Peoples Radio and Television Network. The SRG Curtis Fabus Division, is reportedly being mobilized, this is the only unit in the armed forces still under the command of Curtis Fabus. It is his personal bodyguard unit. They were reportedly being issued Sevarin-English dictionaries and maps of Virginia and Maryland."

"We will bury them. Back off, or die."

Kaiser Alec Mannerheim

Curtis Fabus stated that his SRG division will be on extended maneuvers on the border of Kentucky and West Virginia, in the mountains to practice counter-insurgency maneuvers. He has stated that his soldiers needed the Sevarin-English dictionaries for reading material to "Better understand what makes the inferiors tick" and the maps are for "In the event they get really lost".

Halladi Textbooks shall teach the truth. All men are equal. People of nations like Hallad, Hattia, and Kanabia (and other Marxists) are merely more enlightened than others from nations like DA.

The Commissariat of Education
The Socialist Federation of Hallad

Curtis Fabus stated that his SRG division will be on extended maneuvers on the border of Kentucky and West Virginia, in the mountains to practice counter-insurgency maneuvers. He has stated that his soldiers needed the Sevarin-English dictionaries for reading material to "Better understand what makes the inferiors tick" and the maps are for "In the event they get really lost".

"Lies, damn lies and stastics."

The Sevarisian Armed Forces have been ordered to DEFCON 2.

Recent polls in Mississippi reveal that 30% believe Sevarin genetic influences need to wiped off the face of the North American continent by any means necessary.


Recent reports were that twenty conventionally trained divisions of the WKMCK, with personal connections to Curtis Fabus, were moving with his SRG division towards Mississippian controlled Kentucky, via Mississippian controlled Tennessee.

(400,000 WKMCK, they are 10 mechanized infantry divisions, BMP based, and 5 infantry truck mounted, 5 armored)

The 1st Maryland Army (225,000) is being mobilized as we speak. Aircraft are now maintaining 24 hour patrols over Maryland. Back off, or die.

Indeed.

1. The average Impunian citizen is a peasant of Impunian origin.
2. The average Impunian speaks the state-approved language and only the state-approved language, on pain of death.
3. The average Impunian enjoys an arranged marriage chosen by his elders, per the approval of the state marriage license board and the Impunian state clergy.
4. The average Impunian is uneducated. Knowledge is dangerous, and leads to heresy, republicanism and other crimes.
5. The average lives a long, prosperous and healthy life at the will of the Almighty and his representatives on earth, that is the Impunian state clergy, the monarchy and His most loyal servants in the nobility, as per the "kill and walk away" rule.
6. The average Impunian has assisited in the burning of at least one witch or socialist per year, most commonly during the festive auto-da-fe season.

I leave it up to the reader to choose who has truly created an elysium on earth, but a vision of the divine rewards available to all loyal, industrious and obedient Impunians in the Hereafter.

P.S. I'm sure she does, you just don't want her to, because you know I can do her better than you ever could...

OOC: Uh oh...looks like a bit of "OMFG!!!! MIE DICKZORZ IZ HUEGZORZ! RAWR! PH34R M@H C()CKZORZ!!!RAWR" or something akin to that level of male driven competition

This is rather funny and wrong mainly because our own research has found that the Mississippian culture often props up that which is untrue.

Facts:

1. The average Camel Eaters citizen is of Celtic and Arabic heritage.
2. The average Camel Eaters citizen speaks upward of eight languages.
3. The average Camel Eaters citizen didn't marry their sister.
4. The average Camel Eaters citizen does their own research and doesn't listen to the ramblings of misinformed fools.
5. The average Camel Eaters citizen lives to be 134 or older on some occasions.
6. The average Camel Eaters citizen has killed at least one member of the KKK.
Aw. And I wanted DA to make fun of me. Damn non-make funner of me SOB.

From the Desk of the Avadrian Ministry of Health

On behalf of the Minister of Education and myself, I would like to express my interest in studying the supposed Mississippian superiority. We would like to request fifty copies of the book for distribution amongst the Ministries and my peers.

Dr. Wilhelm Reikan

Avadrian Minister of Health

From the Desk of the Avadrian Ministry of Health

On behalf of the Minister of Education and myself, I would like to express my interest in studying the supposed Mississippian superiority. We would like to request fifty copies of the book for distribution amongst the Ministries and my peers.

Dr. Wilhelm Reikan

Avadrian Minister of Health



You will receive fifty signed books, signed by each contributing doctor, including myself.

Curtis Fabus

OOC: DA/CM: Do you think Japanese are "lesser" peoples? I am wonder because the majority of Afrika Z Korps are Germans mixed with Japanese, I don't want to jump to the conclusion that you do, but I think you do as they are not "white".

Ooc- Rped between Sevaris and DA. Bold stuff is Sevarin, non-bold is DA. However speaking only parts that are in (name) “Speaking” are done by whoever owns the character in question. You all ought to be able to follow it.

Roger was lying back in a reclining armchair in his office at the Stalingrad mansion, slowly running his hands through Alice's hair as she kissed his neck, his phone rang, he sighed, "Damnit, somebody always has to call right before, ah never mind, I'll get it dear..." He picked the phone up, "Hello.... This better be important."

Alec was on the line. "Roger? You there?"

Roger sighed, "Yes, I was somewhat busy, but I guess that will have to wait, what is it?”

Alec chuckled, "Ah yes- I'll make this short. I hear you have family over here- make arrangements to get them out of here. They are being deported.”

Alec heard Alice in the background whispering, "Who is it?"

Roger's face turned red, "It's a very foolish man Alice... Please leave the room, there are things that might be said that I don't want you to hear." She slowly slid off of him and walked out of the room.

Roger chuckled, "Ah what was that? You are signing your own death warrant?"

"You must be mistaken- I simply ordered your family to get out of my country. That's not a problem, is it?" Yuna then walked in. She whispered to Alec, "Who is it now?" Alec then whispered back, "It's the damned Fabus again. He's not reacting as well as I thought." Yuna then sat down on the couch, she was eager to hear Roger waffle and fluster. Alec then switched it to speakerphone. "You were saying?"

Roger sighed, "I was saying, there are over fifty Fabuses in Spain and Portugal, they've lived there for over twelve centuries, loyal citizens of their governments. The Spanish and Portuguese Fabuses supported Franco and Salazar, many Fabus men fought and died in the Spanish Civil War. They don't deserve to be cast aside!"

"I am not casting them aside," Alec growled, "I am merely disposing of counter-productive elements. You yourself say that nations have a right to do that. Why don't I?"

Yuna thought to herself, "Interesting....I wonder if Roger can actually make a case for himself?"

Roger shook his head, "Fine, well I happen to know the parents of Isabel Fabus, my brother George's cousin and wife, her parents are the head of the Spanish Fabus power, and they are Falange party members, and you call them counter-productive?"

“Yes, actually. You Fabuses are loyal to Mississippi over all else. It's just the same as Orthodox Jews are to Israel." Alec sighed, "Plus, I know your government is actively seeking to topple mine. How do you explain that, Fabus?"

Roger sighed, "I am not my father, I am Roger Fabus, not Curtis Fabus... I honestly have no designs on your government, your land, or any such thing. I am not my father!"

Roger could hear Yuna chuckling "Ha!" in the background. Alec spoke, "I'll believe it when I see it. Anyway, the order still stands. The Fabuses in Sevaris will be deported. Also, I figure I should tell you this before your "almighty intelligence agencies" find out, but I am removing my Parliament.

Roger chuckled, "Okay, well I happen to know there are currently no less than twenty of your top Falange officials and their family members vacationing in either Mississippi or other parts of the Commonwealth... I will have them all detained as possible spies."

Alec sighed, "Roger, Roger...you do realize that's hostage taking, yes? I will use anything at my disposal to rescue them."

Roger chuckled again, "No, they are spies, and besides, they'll be hanging in public squares before anything can be attempted to get them out.... Well that is only if something happens to my father, he is currently in Portugal visiting his grandparents. They were English Fabuses, who moved from Mississippi to Portugal during the turbulent 60s and 70s, they never got around to moving back..."

Yuna got an evil grin on her face, but Alec scowled at her. He whispered, "We can't kill him, obviously. Your time will come soon enough." Alec then spoke, "He'll have to leave, I'm afraid."

Roger sighed of relief, "I insist my father leave, immediately if possible... I want him safely out, quickly and quietly... Don't even have you agents harass him. I'll have his SRG bodyguard squad notified he needs to leave."

(Alec) "The order applies to all Fabuses in Sevaris, including Curtis. If he or his family members d not leave within 24 hours, we will take other measures. I will not change my mind."

Roger sighed, "Good, fine, but you're not going to get away with pushing the Fabus family around for long you know... I know your plans and I know what the future holds, I've seen it all... Your rule shall end within two decades time."

Yuna had enough. She lost it, and screamed, "Listen to me, you bastard. I will not let you or your goose-stepping rednecks into my homeland- the Atlantic will run red with your blood. WE WILL BURY YOU!"

Roger chuckled, "Ah the loudest in the crowd of Spanish women who insist on having penises and wearing pants..."

"You are actually capable of a civil conversation, aren't you?"

Roger chuckled, "Are you capable of doing anything besides whoring around?"

"All depends on your definition of whoring. I consider what I do to be shrewd diplomacy."

Yuna sighed, "Roger, just because your wife is not capable of doing my work does not mean you should take it out on me.”

Roger snorted, "What the fuck is that supposed to mean?"

Yuna smiled, "You understand, don't you? Your wife just isn't up to it, scrawny little thing. I almost feel sorry for her."

In the background, Alec was rolling his eyes. He was hoping Yuna would find something better to say, but, he knew it was better not to get involved."

Roger laughed, "What the fuck does that mean? Not up to it..."

"I'll be blunt. I don't see what you saw in her, to be honest. Nothing worth it, really."

Alec quietly left the room. He realized this could turn into a screaming match, that was the last thing he needed to deal with now.

Roger shouted into the phone, "Well at least I care enough about her not to send her to other countries and tell her to suck off people and let them fuck her up the ass... I bet Curtis pounded you so hard you wanted to die!"

"Alec cares about me too. That's why he's taken multiple bullets for me....And about my work- That's all of my own will- Alec doesn't order me to that. Also, about sex with Curtis, it was painful, yes. Next time I see Curtis I intend to cut his balls off- teach him a lesson, for Chrissakes'."

Roger chuckled, "The next time you see Curtis, you'll be in chains kneeling in front of him... We're going to conquer your pathetic shit nation and every general who wants to will get to pound you up the ass during the victory parade when we march you in chains through Jackson City."

Yuna shot back, "Really? The next time I see him, he'll be a prisoner- awaiting execution. It is my full intent to stop any invasion of Sevaris cold, which we will. Then, we will be marching down the streets of Jackson City- your body dragged through the streets, your regime finished."

Roger laughed, "I'll make sure you live long enough so that I can jam a combat knife up your ass..."

"And I'll make sure you'll live long enough so that I can cut your dick off. This is getting us nowhere. Why, I even forget what we were talking about to begin with..."

"Can you actually speak with some civility, Roger? I will if you will," Yuna said coolly.

Roger sighed, "You were bitching about some feminazi shit, I don't know what the point of any of this was..."

"Oh yes...I remember now. I'm the one who ordered the deportation of the Fabuses- you were bitching about that..."

Roger shouted, "What?"

"Roger, it's nothing more than a security measure. Don't get so worked up about it...God..."

"The order still stands. They'll leave within 24 hours- or be arrested. My SSD will take care of that if needs be."

Roger sighed, "So tell me Yuna, do you know what the MLA and the VG are?"

Yuna mused, "Hmm...I heard of them. Mississippi-sponsored terrorists. What's so new about that/"

Roger chuckled, "They're going to topple your regime, we don't sponsor them, and they aren't terrorists... They are freedom fighters."

Yuna sighed, "Roger, do you really think I'm THAT stupid? A, Bullshit they are. They'll be easily routed. B. Don't lie, you do sponsor them, I know these things, and C, They're not freedom fighters. They're your stooges."

Roger laughed, "Oh Yuna, you'd better get rested up, you'll be in Mississippi in a while and you'll be very busy then, being passed back between generals..."

Yuna smiled, "Don't get cocky, Roger. I already have a plan in place to kill off your entire population if needs be. Sevaris is not a nation to be fucked with. Plus, I'll kill the bastards anyway.."

Roger laughed, "You'd not be able to handle a Mississippian man, especially with two others holding you down... I hope Salazar fucked you nicely, I hope he tore into your ass..."

Roger sighed, "Freeing you from his control at his expense, it wasn't worth it... I should have let him keep you."

Roger sighed again, "You're an ungrateful bitch."

"You do realize that my military would've gone to great lengths to rescue me. Also, Alec would hold you accountable if I died under your watch. Also, I nearly killed Salazar, I believe. I had the chance at the end to finish him off- but, you, being the bastard that you are, didn't let me kill the scumbag."

Roger sighed one last time, "Yuna, I give up, you're hopeless, talking to you is like talking to a wall... You've given me a headache."

Yuna smiled, "Glad I did. What are you trying to get out of me, anyway? I won't give in."


Alec walked back in, and spoke up- "What'd I miss?"

"Not much," Yuna replied, "I gave him a headache."

"Ah. Roger, I'm sorry that happened, however, I won't give in either. Anything else you'd like to say?"

Alec sighed, "Okay, I know Yunie can be a bit blunt- but that's how she is."

Roger picked the phone back up, "Sorry, I was occupied, looking outside at the deers and rabbits, much better than talking with Yuna."

Alec was puzzled, "Interesting- you find animals more interesting than engaging conversation with another person? Queer."

Roger laughed, "Well your wife is a spiteful bitch and I can't stand to listen to her for more than a few minutes... Now my wife, Alice, I'd talk to her any second of any day. But your wife is queen of the harpies."

"Really? And I still married her...Anyway, okay, so she is a bit ruthless. I like a challenge."

Roger sighed, "You ought to divorce her, with a pistol..."

Alec laughed, "Why's that? I like her."

Roger sighed, "Well she is going to get your nation and you into much trouble in the future, something tells me she will... She is a lunatic."

"Roger, she's as much of a loony as I am. She doesn't get us into trouble, I don't get us into trouble. It's a balancing force." Alec then started speaking with a slightly angry tone, "However, your undying loyalty to your father will do you in."

Roger chuckled, "My father is a great man..."

Alec sighed, "You consider a man who killed hundreds of millions of people GREAT? Hundreds of millions, most of whom died needlessly? Should've expected that from an inbred hick..."

Alec then said, "You want a great man- look at Winston Churchill."

"Even Lenin and Trotsky were greater men than your father. And that's coming from ME, a rabid anti-communist."

Roger hung the phone up immediately after Alec started bitching about Curtis being inbred.

Alec turned to Yuna, and said, "What a fucking coward, eh?"

Yuna sighed, "It would seem. I thought he was better than his father."

Suddenly Alec's phone rang again.

(Roger) "Sir, I challenge you to a pistol duel, I demand satisfaction. Do you accept, or are you a coward?"

Alec said, "Shut up- Busy." Alec then turned to Yuna, "Let's scare the shit out of him...you know what I mean, ya," he smiled.

Yuna nodded. She knew exactly what he meant.

Alec and Yuna then began making out, the phone turned to speakerphone.

Yuna thought to herself, "This'll piss off that self-righteous asshole..."

Roger had already hung up.

After about 5 minutes, Alec and Yuna stopped. "Damn- He couldn't take it, I guess," Alec sighed. He then called Roger.

Roger answered the phone, "Fuck you Alec, what do you want?"

"Look, Fabus, No way in hell am I accepting a duel. It's an arcane way of settling debts. However, why don't you just shoot yourself? You'd be doing us all a favor," Alec chortled.

"Oh, and by the way- your little puppets in my parliament are going to be shot. I have no stomach for traitors."

Roger laughed, "You'd lose the duel, you know it."

Alec sighed, "No, I just don't want your blood on my hands right now. I've other shit to do."

"Dueling is some snotty-nosed Aristocratic sport that's just plain idiotic. Ah well- should expect no less from a hick.."

Roger chuckled, "How can I be a hick and an aristocrat? I suppose you'd call me a Beverly hillbilly, eh? Except I live in grand ole Mississippi, not sinful California..."

"Grand ole Mississippi, you say? I doubt that- you know you can never prosecute a crime in Mississippi, yes?"

Yuna smiled- 'twas an old joke that went around the office.

Alec muttered, "Well, come on, answer me..."

Roger shrugged, "What the fuck do you mean... Crimes, jokes?"

Yuna growled, "It's a joke, you dumbass..come on, no pithy comeback?"

Alec sighed, "Come on already.....can't you come up with SOMETHING?"

Roger shrugged, "I don't follow what you mean."

Alec sighed, "Okay, it's very simple. You can't prosecute a crime in Mississippi because there are only two last names, and no dental records.

Roger laughed, "Oh, very funny..."

Yuna whispered, "Do you think he got it?" Alec whispered back, "Don't know...he's relatively simple."

Alec smiled, "I see you can understand complex humor- good job. Anyway, I am not dueling you."

Roger nodded, "Yes, I know you're a coward..."

"Not that I'm a coward, it's just that I don't believe in arcane ways of settling arguments. Unlike you, I try to talk my way out of them."

"Is that beyond your brain capacity? Using words to settle arguments, rather than guns?"

Roger smiled, "I know you want to talk your way out of this because you can't win at a duel, I'm going to make sure the world knows what a coward you are, unless of course you actually meet me and we duel in a fair match."

Alec scoffed, "Mladic's a windbag. Do you think anyone ACTUALLY listens to him?"

"I've already been the victim of your propaganda- doesn't phase me."

"Roger, stop waffling, and actually say something worthwhile."

Yuna spoke up, "Come on, Roger, or are you too confused?"

Roger sighed, "I am busy... Can we talk later..."

“I suppose. Were I you, I'd be tired now as well."

Yuna spoke up, "Yes...let's. Other things could be done."

Roger snickered, "You two whores should be tired... You need a room..."

Alec growled, "Hey, at least my wife's WORTH fucking."

"I kinda feel sorry for you in a way, actually," Alec replied.

Roger sighed, "Why do you feel sorry for me?"

"Erm...no big reason really, I mean, your wife's just not worthy of sex, at least in my opinion."

Yuna spoke, "As a woman, I'd agree as well, actually..."

Roger's jaw dropped, "What!?"

Alec laughed, "I shan't elaborate- you need time to think properly."

Roger snorted, "How dare you insult my wife, I'm going to duel you and shoot you down unless you apologize... Refuse to duel and the VG and MLA will launch a full-scale attack against Sevaris, along with the old remnants of the WRM and the CMB."

Alec sneered, "And that will result in the complete destruction of Mississippi. Don't think I could have been any more blunt."

Roger laughed, "Honor is more important, besides, you'd get destroyed too... I could move to Louisiana with my wife, and our party elite can survive in bunkers, we can keep at least three hundred million people alive in bunkers..."

Alec smiled, "Yes, but who said I would use nuclear?"

Alec smiled, "Yes, but who said I would use nuclear?"

Alec chuckled, "Roger, I'm smart. I have more than one way to destroy you."

Roger sighed, "You'd stand no chance to take us out without nuclear weapons."

(Alec) “Precisely why I'm not using them. I have other means."

Roger grinned, "Ever heard of IG-BS virus?"

Alec said, "Yes. Why?"

Roger laughed, "I could have your nation infected by it, by the time you noticed anything, it'd be too late to retaliate..."

"Really? By that time, your nation would be too ill to do anything at all."

"I trust you've heard of Cholera, Dysentery, and Typhus, yes?"

Roger laughed, "We're vaccinated against all of them, our medical science advanced light years because father allowed experiments on detainees..."

"Perhaps Spanish Flu, then?"

Roger sighed, "Alec, enough, okay, please, for God sakes, all we ever do is talk about how we can destroy each other, we never get anything done."

Roger sighed, "I have no desire to destroy you, honestly..."

"Then why do you try to?"

"I know that many of the members of Parliament are on your payroll. That many Fabuses live in Sevaris, etc, etc, etc..."

He chuckled, "You, it is you who provokes me, deporting my family, trying to assassinate my father..."

Alec was puzzled. "I never tried to assassinate your father. However, deporting the Fabuses here is a security measure."

Roger sighed, "Deport them and I'll always side with my father against you, let them stay, and you have my WORD that I won't let his plans against you ever leave ground."

Yuna spoke up, her voice cold. "You expect us to let counter-revolutionary elements remain here? You expect us to let saboteurs and spies stay here? I think not."

"We shan't be blackmailed, Roger," Yuna growled.

Roger chuckled, "No, the Fabuses of Spain and Portugal just want to be left alone, can't you see that?"

Alec chortled, "You expect me to believe that? I know their loyalty lies to the bastard Curtis. I will deport them. My word is final."

Roger breathed deeply as he started to speak, "They are not English Fabuses as my father is, they are Spanish and Portuguese, they are more loyal to you than to him, trust me on that..."

Yuna spoke up, "Lies. Lies. I run the intelligence agencies- I know you are using them to undermine the regime. Again, the order is final. You can't change it."

"There's nothing you can do, Roger. You'll merely have to accept REALITY."

Roger sighed, "Fine, just let them get out safely, or else..."

"Within 24 hours. That's the deadline. Otherwise, they will be detained."

Roger nodded, "I want you to know though, that one day you'll pay for this..."

Alec chuckled, "I doubt it. You can't afford to kill me."

Roger shook his head, "No, I won't kill you... I'll just make sure you and your family are never happy... Your dreams go unfulfilled."

Alec was puzzled indeed. "We already are happy...you can't predict the future?"

Roger smiled, "I will make sure you and your family never get what they want, well if I have a say in it..."

Yuna spoke, "Roger, stop speaking cryptically. It's not like you control us."

Roger smiled, "Well nobody knows what the future holds..."

(Alec) "Roger, I believe if you attack Sevaris, your war will collapse within a month. Your troops will lose their motivation."They would- seeing their comrades mowed down constantly, thousands of miles from home..."

Roger shook his head, "No, they would be martyring themselves for their Czar, and would do so willingly. And I have seen the future earlier, I know in a while, many years away, your daughter will want something that I have the power to withhold or give her... I will simply withhold it."

Alec laughed, "Roger, you can't predict the future. Neither can I. And your troops will be martyring themselves for a sham. I suppose they'll just die, then.

"My soldiers have no compunction about killing criminals."

Yuna spoke, "Roger, if you have anything worth saying, please, for Christ's sake, say it!"

Roger sighed, "Yuna, please, shut up while I'm talking to Alec... Remember woman, men are talking, women are quietly listening."

Yuna laughed, "Not this woman. Now, for Chrissakes, say something sensible."

Alec was chuckling in the background.

Roger sighed again, "Woman, men are talking... Women are quiet... Although I think you've got a bigger penis than Alec."

Yuna laughed, "I've no dick, and neither do you."

Roger chuckled, "Nine inches is no dick?"

Yuna sighed, "Like everything else that comes out of Mississippi, it's probably crap."

Roger laughed, "Well you'll never know for sure, the only one who knows is Alice... And that is how I like it, unlike you who would fuck any man that comes along!"

Yuna was too enraged to come up with a coherent response, and began swearing in her native Romanian. Alec spoke, "She doesn't fuck any man. She only fucks men out of necessity. Unless it is, of course, me."

Roger chuckled, "Yes, the dozens of men she fucked, my father included... You made an alliance and then broke it a week later, necessity! What about during your revolution, she was a whore to camp guards!"

Alec growled, "She was a prisoner. She had no choice in the matter."

Yuna continued ranting in Romanian, essentially declaring Fabus to be a no-good son of a bitch who shound be killed in an extremely painful manner.

Roger smiled, "Yes, but I'm sure she enjoyed every second of, it's her natural inclindations to take it from any man who'll offer it."

Alec sneered, "She didn't enjoy it, I assure you. She doesn't take it from just any man. Remember, until she ran into Curtis, she killed the last ten men who tried to rape her.

Roger sighed, "Curtis didn't rape her, she went there willingly and put out for him! Stop calling it rape!"

Alec growled, "I will call it what I wish. Now, leave Yuna alone. Or else."

Roger chuckled, "Or else what, she'll get so mad you won't be able to fuck her for a week she's so wound up? Oh my, what will you do? Become a monk?"

Alec snarled at Roger, “How does grinding you and your wife in a woodchipper sound, hmm?"

"The last time anyone incurred my wrath- at least 22 people were killed."

Roger laughed, "HAHAHAHA! Oh God! You and what army?"

Roger snickered, "Our army is recognized as one the most battle-hardened and experienced in the world, we are not the largest by an measure, but we are one of the best trained and most fanatically motivated..."

Alec chuckled, "I have my ways."

"Now, I want you and your inbred family to fuck off. Forever."

"You are a giant pain in the ass- who needs to be removed."

Roger sighed, "Alec, I know you have designs on my wife, but you can't have her, get over it, okay? Anyway, I don't have anything against you, I realize you're mad at me because you associate me with my father... I am Roger Fabus, not Curtis Fabus, realize that."

Alec laughed, "Why would I want your wife?"

Roger sighed, "Alice is certainly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, perhaps the most beautiful in the world, who wouldn't want her?"

Alec mused, "Hmm...I doubt it, to be honest. I have no desire to throw my lot in with skinheads." Meanwhile, behind him, he heard Yuna collapse onto the couch.

"SHIT!" Alec rushed over. She was alive, she simply passed out. Why, he didn't know. He then called for a medic.

Roger sat back and said nothing, waiting for Alec to return.

Alec spoke, "I'm terribly sorry about that- this happens when she gets too stressed out- she simply passes out."

"Damned if I know why."

Roger sighed, "The WKM is not skinheads, we don't allow any skinheads in our ranks. We're good cleaning people that work for a living rather than getting drunk and starting fights, although granted, the skinheads often win their bar brawls, but we try to avoid fights, unless it's on the battlefield."

"Really? Does fighting include lynching 'undesirables'?"

Roger sighed, "Alec, the WKM doesn't really lynch only undesirables, most of the lynchings were against white enemies of the regime."

Alec was puzzled, "Really? I find that hard to believe.... I thought you used them as your race police."

Roger nodded, "Well they do police racial matters, but see, we don't believe white is just a race, it is an idea... You must be white and act whites, any whites who don't act as whites should, the WKM deals with them, with warnings and fines at first, and then beatings if necessary and then gradually getting harsher."

Alec chuckled, "I give you credit for wiping out the gangsta culture, then. But, anyway, Why should I attend a WKM rally? You know me, I disagree with most of what they say. Just doesn't make sense for me to go, in my book."

Roger sighed, "You might learn something...”

Alec sighed, “How to be a first-class asshole, Hmm? Roger, I'm set in my beliefs. It's useless to try to change me."

Roger chuckled, "Well then going won't kill you? It won't risk changing you."

Alec sighed, "I suppose. I always wanted to see the crazy things you people do. Can Yuna come, assuming she's normal?"

"This may be a good time to patch relations. I've not been all that right as of late."

Roger jumped at the idea to have Yuna there, "Yes, of course she can come, a great idea!"

Alec was puzzled. "You seem strangely excited about that. Pray tell, why? I thought you hated Yuna."

Roger sighed, "No real reason, it might give me a chance to speak with Yuna and impress upon her the reasons she needs to behave in the future..."

"She does behave. However, it's the PMS talking, you understand. Remember, I'm the one who has to live with her- I get more of it than you do. Consider yourself lucky," Alec chuckled.

Roger laughed, "I guess so... Oh by the way, after Alice delivers my son safe and sound, and has a few months to rest and get fully back into shape, how about her and Yuna get in the boxing ring?"

"I do hope you know what you're doing, there. Yuna is a tough girl."

Roger chuckled, "Yes, yes, I know..."

"Then why in God's name would you suggest that Yuna fight Alice? Alice could get hurt. Badly."

Roger chuckled, "Ah, don't worry, Alice will be able to more than handle herself by the time the fight rolls around."

Alec laughed, "In your dreams, Roger, In your dreams..."

Roger knew that Alice would be more than able to take out Yuna in a fight, of course it might mean having her muscle mass increased by Schacht's wonder medicines, and perhaps even growing a few inches taller, if she wanted that... But the fact remained, Alice had to defend her honor against Yuna's insults, Roger would have done it for her, but fighting Yuna wouldn't work, Yuna was a woman, even though she acted like she was a man.

Roger sighed, "Okay, I'll fight Yuna if she is up for it, she acts like a man, she must be ready to fight men, agreed?"

Alec growled, "She's not a man, damnit."

Roger sneered, "She acts like one, is built like a somewhat muscular man, and insults people as though she is ready to fight to defend what she says... like a man would have to be ready if he said half of what she says!"

Alec sighed, "She is ready to defend what she says. Anyway, shut up about her body." Alec chuckled, "It just makes the sex that much better."

"She'd take you on, perhaps. You might get hurt, rather badly, though- so I'd advise against it."

Roger laughed, "I look forward to fighting her, and putting her in her proper place, down..."

Alec smiled, "You do realize your balls would be cut off. Also, I doubt she'll fight you- she's got better things to do.

Roger chuckled, "Ask her, see what she says... What better things by the way? It certainly isn't cooking, cleaning, or having children, the only things a woman really should be doing to begin with."

"Really? Is that so? Yuna has other more important work to do- such as being our Foriegn Minister. Doing a damn good job of it, I might add."

Meanwhile, Yuna woke up. She noticed Alec was still on the phone. "...Still on, eh?"

Roger laughed, "Ah I hear her, ask!"

Alec whispered, "Babe, the asshole wants you to fight him. Do you?"

Yuna pondered for a minute. "No. I don't want to kill him- he should know how I fight."

She chuckled, "However, if he wants to be castrated, tell him to talk to me."

Alec spoke, "I told you so, Roger. She actually cares about you enough to not hurt you."

Roger chuckled, "Oh, how touching..."

Alec whispered to Yuna again, "We're going to a WKM rally- see how these pricks operate. Don't worry, He won't try anything

Roger could hear Yuna saying "Bloody wonderful" in the background. Alec then spoke up- "Why not Alice when she's not pregnant- I'm sure Yuna wouldn't mind taking her on."

Roger frowned, "No, Alice will probably be pregnant for the next nine or ten years, until we've had enough children that we're both satisfied with the number we have."

Alec muttered to himself, "Good God...why the fuck does anyone need that many?" He spoke up, "Pity. Anyway- Yuna and I will becoming to the rally- don't try anything- or else."

He spoke firmly, "And, I want no rapings. Or else I WILL personally shoot those responsible."

Roger nodded, "You have my word there will be nothing happening at the rally that isn't on the itinerary, well maybe a few things, but nothing violent against you or Yuna. The only violence will be if Kahtan communists and nig--r loving jews agitate up locals to start trouble."

Alec added, "I have my personal assurances from Sam that we'll be safe. Don't worry."

"And, I'd like it if you not spout the 'Yuna is a devil woman crap while I'm there.”

Roger chuckled, "Yes, well Sam's word means nothing to me... Just between you and I, Sam doesn't even run Kahta anymore, it's mostly Victoria... Sam just goes long with the flow."

Yuna's jaw dropped. "You're kidding, right?"

Roger laughed, "Not at all, Sam's rule in Kahta has taken a backseat to the will of Victoria's."

Yuna sighed, "A tragedy."

Roger laughed, "Yes, a tragedy for the Jewish New World Order and for the Zionist Occupied Government..."

Yuna muttered to herself, "Fuckin' asshole...."

Alec spoke, "Whatever, it's not of immediate concern. Anyway, just make sure we're left alone and not mentioned, would ya?"

"I don't think we need more anti-Sevaris propaganda being added to Mladic's fire, do we?"

Suddenly Alec saw on the White Peoples Radio and Television Network, footage of Mississippian SRG of the Curtis Fabus division moving on tanks towards Tennessee, speaking in Sevaris, shouting "Surrender!" and "Drop your weapons" while laughing to comrades, they were holding "Sevarin-English" dictionaries and some had maps of Maryland unfolded.

Alec was horrified and angered. "Roger, what the crap?"

Roger sighed, "What do you mean, what are you getting on about now?"

"Turn on your TV, Roger---Your dad's SRG division is practicing for an invasion of Maryland."

Roger chuckled, "Nah, dad wouldn't do that."

"Turn it on, dammit- I'm not lying."

Suddenly Alec saw Curtis standing up on the television, shouting, "Sevaris Delenda Est!"

The speakerphone was on. "Roger, did you hear that?"

The camera on the helicopter zoomed out as far as it could and Alec could see at least five armored, ten mechanized infantry, and five truck mounted infantry division flags at various points in the column that stretched for at least forty miles.

Alec murmured, "Christ almighty...."

He figured at least five hundred thousand men, of which fifty thousand were SRG, and they had at least ten thousand tanks.

Alec then shouted to Yuna, "Get on the phone to MOD- CODE ORANGE!"

Curtis shouted into the microphone at the podium, "Maryland shall be ours!"

Yuna then hurried off to call the Defense Ministry

The helicopter camera captured the images of over five hundred MiG-29s and 200 MiG-41s along with 500 Mi-24s and 300 Su-25s flying in massed formations.

"Roger, are you watching this? It's a fucking army group--coming right at Maryland"

Roger chuckled, "Dad is just messing around probably, he isn't serious..."

"If he wasn't serious, then WHY THE FUCK IS HE DOING THIS?"

Roger shrugged, "No idea, just a war game training simulation, who knows..."

"I doubt that. Look, you tell him that if he does not back off, I will order a pre-emptive strike."

Suddenly Alec saw forty Mobile tactical nuclear launchers roll by on the camera, one of them had big white letters written on it, "Kiss my ass, Kaiser Alec!" another one said, "Bye Bye, Baltimore"

"Roger, you idiot, They're going to reduce Baltimore to ash if I don't stop them. I won't hesitate to- but if you want to save your soldiers, you had better stop this."

Roger chuckled, "Don't worry, dad is probably just fooling with you... I've got to run, call him up and talk to him."

Roger hung up.

Alec then immediately place a call to Curtis's office.

He turned on a tape recorder connected to the phone.

The call was forwarded to Curtis's cellular phone, he answered, "Hello, welcome to the Command Center for the Joint SRG-WKMCK Task Force Maryland, how may I help you, if you wish to join in our crusade against Sevaris, you should hang up and dial 1-800-Triplek and ask for the WKMCK office 4."

Alec shouted, "Curtis.....what the FUCK are you doing?

Curtis chuckled, "Ah Alec, how are you?"

"I will not hesitate to incinerate your army moving toward Maryland. Call it off- now."

Curtis sighed, "We have four SSBNs under our WKMCK control in the Atlantic, bad move to nuke us..."

"I'll take you with me, then."

"Call it off--NOW!"

Curtis shook his head, "Nah, I'm deep in my bunker, you'd take nothing with you except innocent unarmed Mississippians, well to be far there are no unarmed Mississippians, we have some twenty billion privately owned guns, but I mean they aren't armed with anything that can hit Spain... I tell you what, nah, nevermind, you'd not be interested..."

"I'm not afraid to die. However, I'll hear your offer."

Curtis smiled, "Ah, well my son Roger, he's about to have a child, they say it's a boy, and well your wife has a daughter... When they're older, they ought to get married, eh? Privately I think most, if not all whites are equal, but the Mississippian Supremacy as proposed by Franzy, well it's the latest fashion in Mississippi so I jumped onboard..."

"Stupid man...anyway, My daughter will marry who she wishes to marry. That's all I can say."

Curtis chuckled, "Well we can always make sure they are near each other at the right age and see what happens from there, right? Send her to the Curtis Fabus Military Academy when she is 16 or 17... Deal?"

"Or, you could send him to Ferrol Military Institute, but, that's beside the point. Call off your forces, or they die."

Curtis sighed, "I'd consider calling off my forces, but I'd loose a lot of respect from the pro-Mississippian Supremacy crowd, calling them off just like that... You've not adequately persuaded me, you know Yuna is so much better at persuasion..."

"I am not going to let her do that. How about this for persuasion- I kill your entire population within two weeks if you don't back down."

Curtis chuckled, "How about this, Roger would kill your entire population within two minutes!"

"How about I kill you within thirty seconds- complete nuclear annihilation?"

Curtis sighed, "What assurances do I have that you won't use Maryland as a base against us? And what of the Spanish and Portuguese Fabuses, are you going to hassle them as well?"

"I've decided to let them stay."

Alec was quite surprised that Curtis wasn't still in Portugal and Spain, he had no idea Curtis had slipped out a few days ago, very quietly.

“I have no desire to attack you. Maryland is where I was born- and I felt we needed a base in North America."

Curtis nodded, "Okay, sounds fine, deal, I'll stand down..." He slyly said, "Tell Yuna I said hello..."

Alec was relieved, "Thanks. Saved me a helluva lot of trouble. I'll tell her."

Curtis chuckled, "And Alec, I'm sorry about all this, but my advisors and informants were assuring me that you were going to massacre hundreds of Spanish and Portuguese Fabuses and then invade Ohio via Maryland using airborne forces."

"Then your intelligence advisors, I'm sad to say, are full of shit. We had no intention of doing either."

Curtis sighed, "Maybe so, well at any rate, I look forward to Sevaris being under Fabus control in the future..."

"Won't happen, Curtis, Won't happen."

Curtis chuckled, "After my future grandson marries your daughter, we'll be entrenched in Sevaris..."

"Perhaps so, but my daughter will have the power."

Curtis smiled, "Yes, but her children will be WKM and loyal to Mississippi first, after my grandson and your daughter die, their heir will unite Sevaris with Mississippi... The same thing will happen in Kahta and in TBD in due time, then Mississippi shall be a world class super empire, all because of actions I have undertaken within the last few years in regards to arranging my children be in the right place at the right time and ended up meeting and marrying world leaders!"

"Not likely. You've not met my family, then. We're a stubborn people. Once we get power, we've no intention of giving it up."

Curtis chuckled, "I've met Yuna..."

"I know you have. All too well, I'm afraid."

Curtis grinned, "You're a lucky man Alec, Yuna is very, skilled, I'm sure you know more about than I though."

"Indeed I do. Ah, well--soon you won't recognize her."

Curtis shrugged, "You're getting her genetically altered, I'm aware of it."

"How the hell did you know that?"

Curtis smiled, "Alec, I know what you ate for breakfast, bacon and toast, with milk, okay..."

Alec was puzzled, "Okay, you were right about Yuna being altered- but wrong about my breakfast. I didn't eat this morning."

Curtis sighed, "Oh, I meant yesterday morning..."

Alec said to himself, aloud, "How the hell does he know these things......"

Curtis chuckled, "What? How do I know? I know all and see all."

"Meh...anyway. Erm...where was I..oh, yes. I shan't have to nuke you, now. Good."

Curtis nodded, "Okay, well as you can see on the TV, the men are marching back into Mississippi, so, I have to go now... But don't ever betray my son, if you use Maryland to expand into North America, you perish, understand?"

"Don't worry about, us, Curtis, we're not interested in expansion."

Curtis chuckled, "Good, take care then." and then he hung up.

Official Imperial Statement

We are, curious, however, to find how Romans(no, not Italians, actual Romans, my people are decended from them) would rank.

I must take offense to the reference to Rednecks. Do you even know what a "Redneck" is and what we stand for? We are simple and self sufficient people. We hunt, fish, and farm. For neccesity as much as sport. The term "Redneck" comes from Yankees pickin' on us good ole boy's about the sun burns we get on the back of our necks due to being out in the sun all the time. The land is our home. We work it. But we also know how to have a good time after we finish the work. We barn dance and drink homemade wine and corn liquor. We have a deep respect for each other and little tolerance of loafers. We tend not to judge races but actions, if a person acts respectable they will be treated with respect. We might marry a cousin, but only with her parents permission. And the whole town raises our young'uns. We treat all kids like our own and expect the same from others. You can't have problem children when everyone has the same expectations of em'. So don't use the term "Redneck" to try to insinuate ignorance or inbreeding (yes we've heard it all). And we absolutley do not believe in "Race Mixxin'" . There is a reason for different races and we plan to keep it that way. We will respect and live with each other but we don't want half-breeds. So now you may or may not understand a real redneck. But in any event we would sure appreciate it if you would drop the attitude toward us.

Thank Ya'll
Bocefius (Bubba) Edmonton Lee

OOC: DA/CM: Do you think Japanese are "lesser" peoples? I am wonder because the majority of Afrika Z Korps are Germans mixed with Japanese, I don't want to jump to the conclusion that you do, but I think you do as they are not "white".



Ooc- (Note, under our law, you're white if you are 15/16ths European ancestry (White ancestry) and the other 1/16th is neither Jewish (Semite) or African (Black) and you are not in a sexual relationship with a non-white (Because we believe that if a 16/16th and a 15/16th mate, they can breed that 1/16th out in a few short generations. However, note, this is about to change to 31/32 white and the other 1/32 cannot be jewish or african. In Mississippi, the nobles are all basically the 16/16 whites, the middle class is the 15.5/16ths white, and the lower class are the 15/16ths, whites... Whiter (English, French, German, preferred) the better off you'll be in DA society. We basically prefer Western Europeanism mainly for cultural reasons and ideals of Western Civilization. But 60-70% of the society will accept whites from anywhere and of any nationality. Only about 30% subscribe to Mississippian Supremacy.

hmm.

Official Imperial Statement

We are, curious, however, to find how Romans(no, not Italians, actual Romans, my people are decended from them) would rank.


"We regard Romans and Italians as very high up in regards to genetics. The only whites I personally have a problem with are bosnians, georgians, chechens, gypsies, and albanians, none of which I even considerto be real authentic whites."

Curtis Fabus

OOC: DA seeing as my people are half Arabic could you please make fun of them. You're brand of humor always makes me laugh.

"We regard Romans and Italians as very high up in regards to genetics. The only whites I personally have a problem with are bosnians, georgians, chechens, gypsies, and albanians, none of which I even considerto be real authentic whites."

Curtis Fabus


How about Armenians?

-Minister of Propaganda Viktor Agajanian

OCC: Well, In mycountry Japanese lost the civil war, and became Afrika Korps in stead of Jappa Korps. Yet Japanese are still in my nation because of their standard extreme rightism.

Statement from the Socotra Institute of Technology

"Please, don't make me laugh. I can tell that your agency is a little more than a puppet organization of the larger propaganda machine that Joesph Mladic runs.

And for your information, the team at SIT's Division of Biological Sciences already created the pinnacle of human evolution: The Morning Musume.

1) Every MM has an IQ of 150. This feat was accomplished through rigorous training through every stage of development.

2) The average Musume soldier is 5'5.

3) The average weight of the Morning Musume trooper is 101 lbs. However, due to our incredible development in endurance and muscle enhancement, each individual soldier can easily carry up to 155 lbs in equipment.

4) The study of cranial capacity is bunk. Any respectable scientist will tell you so. Look at the great dinosaurs, they had heads much larger than ours, yet their brains were the size of walnuts. Perhaps this is also true of Mississippians?

5) The Musume soldier has an instilled sense of cold, logical efficiency in combat. While they may lack in pure bloodlust as AMF's Sentinels show, the Morning Musume more than makes up for this minor deficency in analytical capabilities.

6) The Morning Musume desires only to serve the ARCOM (Army COMmand) of the Militant Imperium of Tyrandis, making them the finest soldiers ever.

7) The Musume soldier does not suffer from moral dilemmas; they live only to serve the Imperium's will.

8) Each Musume soldier acquires tongues during the early phases of life, making them capable of deployment anywhere in the world.

9) The average natural life expectancy of a Musume soldier is 120 years, accomplished through genetic modification of vital body systems.


10) Tyrandisan Musume soldiers are clearly a separate species from the Homo Sapiens Sapiens family. The Musume has been classified as the species "Homo Sapiens Musume" by the International Agency of Biological Sciences. Claiming that the Mississipian male as "Homo Mississipius" means that they are little more than undeveloped apes.

Tell your state-educated doctors to STFU before ever publishing a document again.

- Dr. Rand Warner

"We regard Romans and Italians as very high up in regards to genetics. The only whites I personally have a problem with are bosnians, georgians, chechens, gypsies, and albanians, none of which I even considerto be real authentic whites."

Curtis Fabus
Official Reponse

Thank you for answering. Now, the average Doomingslandian posseses many of the same characteristics as Italians and Romans, except for one factor: height. The average Doomingslandian weighs 200 pounds, and is 6'5". How would you regard them genetically?

Feh..
My superiority complex is better than yours...

Dr. Joseph Mladic, working in conjunction with Dr. Baldur Von Schacht, Dr. Franz Von Schacht, Dr. Manfred Eichman, Dr. Simon Rutledge Dr. Curtis Fabus, and Dr. Alfred Speer, has determined the following to be true beyond a reasonable doubt.

The items are summarized from the book

"On Mississippian Supremacy: The Facts About Mississippian Racial Supremacy"

by
Dr. Joseph Mladic
and
Dr. Simon Rutledge

Foreward by Dr. Curtis Fabus


1) The average Mississippian IQ is 140

2) The average Mississippian male height is 6'2

3) The average Mississippian female height is 5'7

4) The average Mississippian male weight is 178 lbs.

5) The average Mississippian female weight is 129 lbs.

6) Mississippians, on average have 20% more cranial capacity than non-Mississippian whites, and 75% more than non-whites regardless of nation of origin.

7) The Mississippian typically has highly developed emotional centers of the brain, which account for the high degree of courage and devotion they show in battle.

8) The Mississippian is capable of a greater degree of civilization than the Non-Mississippian.

9) Mississippian morality is superior to non-Mississippian morality; this has to do with numerous factors, environmental and cultural, but primarily genetic and biological.

10) The average Mississippian is capable of easily learning at least four foreign languages.

11) The Mississippian male has an average life expectancy of 98 years.

12) The Mississippian female has an average life expectancy of 104 years.

13) Mississippian whites are clearly a separate species from the so-called "Homo Sapiens" which include all whites, and even non-whites. Mississippians are part of the "Homo Mississippius" a breed of superior, super men, that are superior to all other species and races in the world. The Mississippian is the highest form of sentient life.


"This is indeed a great day for science, this book will become standard in all of our schools at all levels, as the youth can clearly benefit from a thorough understanding of science."

Joseph Mladic


"We disagree. From what I have observed over the years, Mississippians are no better from the rest of humanity." - Emperor Erik Kersk.

How about Armenians?

-Minister of Propaganda Viktor Agajanian


"Our national policy, and my personal opinion, is that Armenians are fine folks."

Curtis Fabus

I am curious as to your opinion of non-human sapients, as they make up the majority of my population. I would also like a copy of your book, if that can be arranged.
-Taryd, king of Dar-Kavryn
OOC: If you prefer not to accept the premise of non-human intelligence, simply say that OOC.

I am curious as to your opinion of non-human sapients, as they make up the majority of my population. I would also like a copy of your book, if that can be arranged.
-Taryd, king of Dar-Kavryn
OOC: If you prefer not to accept the premise of non-human intelligence, simply say that OOC.


"We consider Mississippians to be the most superior form of life, period. We don't doubt there are non-humans with intelligence, but they are well beneath Mississippians and well beneath non-Mississippian whites. As for the book, you may have two hundred signed copies."

Joseph Mladic

What of us? What can the coupling of Celts and Arabs cause to spew from your wondrous mouth?

Linfield Hannon

"We consider Mississippians to be the most superior form of life, period. We don't doubt there are non-humans with intelligence, but they are well beneath Mississippians and well beneath non-Mississippian whites. As for the book, you may have two hundred signed copies."

Joseph Mladic

Are you crazy? Being from a different continent can have an effect on physical characteristics for ethnic groups, but being from a different state doesn't make you superior. What about black Mississippians? If they're so physically inferior, why are do the majority of sports teams from Mississippi consist of black athletes? Sounds like you have an inferiority streak and need to feel superior to other people. My nation has Mississippi in it! Does that mean we can leap over skyscrapers, take bullets to the head, and outrun a bullet train?!

Speaking for real Mississippians, you are an @$#!

Can we have some books? They'll make nice firelighters.

Looking at the claims made by Decisive Action "scientists" we can only come to the conclusion that they are completely and utterly incorrect and that these studies are nothing more then white-supremist propaganda by Doctors who have been payed to make lies by their government.

Simply by looking at the stupidity of their diplomatic assumptions and mistakes alone we can see that if they were better then all other races they wouldn't have made such silly mistakes such as assuming that there is such a thing as "International Law".

But meh, we all enjoyed the claims made by Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, the Iraqi Minister of Information.

Are you crazy? Being from a different continent can have an effect on physical characteristics for ethnic groups, but being from a different state doesn't make you superior. What about black Mississippians? If they're so physically inferior, why are do the majority of sports teams from Mississippi consist of black athletes? Sounds like you have an inferiority streak and need to feel superior to other people. My nation has Mississippi in it! Does that mean we can leap over skyscrapers, take bullets to the head, and outrun a bullet train?!

Speaking for real Mississippians, you are an @$#!


"There are no blacks in Mississippi. Mississippi is one hundred percent white, as are all of our North American possessions (Ohio, Kentucky, Indiana, and Tennessee) this is a product of my fathers political programs when he was the ruler from December of 1984 to August of 2004."

Czar Roger Fabus

It is actually quite funny what happens here. A nation who proclaims their white race is better than all others, including ours. Well, your so called 'whites' are nothing but southern trailer trash eating from the gutter and worshipping a false God. That's how it is. We, the pure citizens of Europe have no slavic or jewish blood in our veins, only pure Aryan. You have betrayed the Aryan race with these flawed statements. Normally one would only twist the numbers to show the world how great one is, but you are nothing but a liar and a low piece of vermin. The only thing you are good for is lying, cheating and defying God's will. The gates of hell are opened for you and your heathen people.

~ F. Gerlach, Führer of Guffingford

These actions show the pure depravity of these so called 'pure' whites. These statistics that have been pulled out of some idiots arse should not be recognised by any true scientist, indeed it proves just how deluded these people really are.

Official Reponse

Thank you for answering. Now, the average Doomingslandian posseses many of the same characteristics as Italians and Romans, except for one factor: height. The average Doomingslandian weighs 200 pounds, and is 6'5". How would you regard them genetically?
OOC:Response, plz, or are they too superior?

"I stand by my previous statements that Mississippian whites are ultimately better than non-Mississippian whites."


Franz Von Schacht, Minister of Culture.

I just noticed this thread and WOW! "I sure wish I was a Mississipian, I would have an IQ of 140 and my height would be 6'2 and I LOVEEE the idea of being a "homosexual Mississippius..I mean homo Mississippius"

LMAO

omg Decisive Actions, please reconisder your thread and don't be TOO CONCIETED.

OOC: Damn I wanted him to single me out and make fun of me so I could have a good laugh later.

"I consider this book to be possibly flawed science. All white men are created equal, as it says in our constitution."

Czar Roger Fabus

The Emperor considers this extremely flawed and meaningless propaganda and will therefore not allow the book into the nation.

The Dominion has ordered twenty thousand copies of the book containing this research, to be placed in the humor section of Godular's various bookstores.

It will contain an added note: "Its funny because they think its true!", along with several sections worth of commentary, fact checking, and various discussion questions.

"I consider this book to be possibly flawed science. All white men are created equal, as it says in our constitution."

Czar Roger Fabus

Roger, you're making sense again. Good for you. As for the book, I'll let it sell over here. I'm sure it'll give much material for comedians for years to come.

Kaiser Alec Mannerheim

This has to be the most Xenophobic, Small-Minded, Ignorant, Pathetic Excuse for a thread i have ever read. Also Racist.

What kind of Crackpot came up with the notion the all Mississippians whites are superior anyway. WHAT WERE THEY SMOKING!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

The Imperial Roycelandian Government considers the book to be "Utter Shit", according to His Imperial Majesty Emperor Royce I, but the book will not be banned in the Roycelandian Empire.

"However," His Majesty cautions, "Anyone found in possession of this book will have some explaining to do to the Stupidity Gestapo. It's obvious that the book is crap, and only Stupid People are likely to read it."

Sales of the book in Roycelandia have been "almost non-existent", according to the Literature Association of Royeclandia.

The Imperial Roycelandian Government considers the book to be "Utter Shit", according to His Imperial Majesty Emperor Royce I, but the book will not be banned in the Roycelandian Empire.

"However," His Majesty cautions, "Anyone found in possession of this book will have some explaining to do to the Stupidity Gestapo. It's obvious that the book is crap, and only Stupid People are likely to read it."

Sales of the book in Roycelandia have been "almost non-existent", according to the Literature Association of Royeclandia.

Same here. In Sevaris, the book is reportedly being used for fuel by homeless people.

"While I don't agree with any idea that suggests whites are not all equal.... The sheer notion that we in Mississippi smoke any sort of drugs other than the good ole southern tobacco, is ludicrous and insulting... If you wish to be insulting, try this one. Kiss my white ass."

Czar Roger Fabus to gov't of Nekomimmi




"The book is fine, it was meticulously researched and is a wondrous advancement in science."

Curtis Fabus to the media



"The book is a leap forward, at least a generation ahead, in our knowledge of racial sciences."

Joseph Mladic at a press conference about the book



"This book is rivaled in importance by only one other book... The Holy Bible."

Simon Rutledge at the closing of the winter session at the Commonwealth Senate in Mississippian Egypt. (They close in late November and reconvene in February)

"While I don't agree with any idea that suggests whites are not all equal.... The sheer notion that we in Mississippi smoke any sort of drugs other than the good ole southern tobacco, is ludicrous and insulting... If you wish to be insulting, try this one. Kiss my white ass."

Czar Roger Fabus to gov't of Nekomimmi




"The book is fine, it was meticulously researched and is a wondrous advancement in science."

Curtis Fabus to the media



"The book is a leap forward, at least a generation ahead, in our knowledge of racial sciences."

Joseph Mladic at a press conference about the book



"This book is rivaled in importance by only one other book... The Holy Bible."

Simon Rutledge at the closing of the winter session at the Commonwealth Senate in Mississippian Egypt. (They close in late November and reconvene in February)

To Curtis Fabus, Simon Rutledge, and Joseph Mladic:

You are all diseased.

-Yuna.

People will come and say they are the Christ. People will come and say they are prophets of God. But they are not true to themselves. They will show big signs and do wonderful things that will fool people. They will fool God's chosen people if they can.

Mark 13:22

:upyours: Since when has "Kiss My White Ass" been more than ridiculous? Who was using the state braincell when you typed up that post? If you wish to continue his discussion then i suggest you e-mail me. Although i have an Inkling, just a lil one, that you can barely spell e-mail, judging from the fact that you obviously believe that propaganda.

:upyours: Since when has "Kiss My White Ass" been more than ridiculous? Who was using the state braincell when you typed up that post? If you wish to continue his discussion then i suggest you e-mail me. Although i have an Inkling, just a lil one, that you can barely spell e-mail, judging from the fact that you obviously believe that propaganda.
i'm confused, is this meant to be IC or OOC?

1) The average Mississippian IQ is 140

6) Mississippians, on average have 20% more cranial capacity than non-Mississippian whites, and 75% more than non-whites regardless of nation of origin.

10) The average Mississippian is capable of easily learning at least four foreign languages.

"This is indeed a great day for science, this book will become standard in all of our schools at all levels, as the youth can clearly benefit from a thorough understanding of science."

The United Nations results are in!

Decisive Action is ranked 21st in the region and 115,378th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

For better understanding: 115,378th out of 115,993 nations.


With this information from the same source that brings our population figures we can't help but feel that the Doctor who made the outragous claims about the people of Decisive Action was lying.

The United Nations results are in!

Decisive Action is ranked 21st in the region and 115,378th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

For better understanding: 115,378th out of 115,993 nations.


With this information from the same source that brings our population figures we can't help but feel that the Doctor who made the outragous claims about the people of Decisive Action was lying.

And he wonders why no one takes him seriously. Meh same old FWS.

Sephrioth is ranked 1st in the region and 3,713th in the world for Smartest Citizens.


My God that means we are all either very very stupid of Sephrioth is acting stupid to lull us all before he launches his war of Doooooo11PWNm.

*Shrugs*

Just because the citizens are smart doesn't mean the government is.

I'm from Mississippi and I'm afraid I don't reek of bullshit.

All I can say, though, is what the fuck? All of that is... Jesus Christ.

And he wonders why no one takes him seriously. Meh same old FWS.


If you don't STAY OUT of my threads, and stop flamebaiting me with things that are not true, I'm going to report you to the mods so fast, your head wills spin.

The United Nations results are in!

Decisive Action is ranked 21st in the region and 115,378th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

For better understanding: 115,378th out of 115,993 nations.


With this information from the same source that brings our population figures we can't help but feel that the Doctor who made the outragous claims about the people of Decisive Action was lying.



The United Nations is speaking politicized science, we don't accept their lies.


Ooc- The UN reports don't make my people dumb, we can be as smart as I can RP them being.

OOC: I suppose that means some new nation can come along and say that they in fact have three billion people and all the figures that nationstates give are totally incorrect and have no purpose in the game what-so-ever.

Personally I use these statistics as a guideline and not a rule... if you want you can claim your people are smarter and better then everyone else, but ulimately I'll just concider that give your nations In Character actions which are rarely ever logical or particularly well thought out and personally see your nation's people as being average or lower inteligence.

Most people don't concider NS statistics to be set law, but if someone makes a stupid claim about how they are so much better then us then they had better be able to back it up or people won't beleive them. As far as I'm concerned with your nations actions, I'm more prepared to beleive what Nationstates puts up and by the looks of everyone elses reaction, so are they.

So meh, whatever.... IC my nation thinks you are lying. OOC I don't recognise your people as being any smarter then my own.


Oh, and while I'm sure you'll probably bitch about this, you should concider that posting a thread saying "I'm better then everyone else" is going to attract criticism. If you don't want this sort of criticism then just RP your characters as being IQ 145 because characters are expected to be special.

OOC: I suppose that means some new nation can come along and say that they in fact have three billion people and all the figures that nationstates give are totally incorrect and have no purpose in the game what-so-ever.

Personally I use these statistics as a guideline and not a rule... if you want you can claim your people are smarter and better then everyone else, but ulimately I'll just concider that give your nations In Character actions which are rarely ever logical or particularly well thought out and personally see your nation's people as being average or lower inteligence.

Most people don't concider NS statistics to be set law, but if someone makes a stupid claim about how they are so much better then us then they had better be able to back it up or people won't beleive them. As far as I'm concerned with your nations actions, I'm more prepared to beleive what Nationstates puts up and by the looks of everyone elses reaction, so are they.

So meh, whatever.... IC my nation thinks you are lying. OOC I don't recognise your people as being any smarter then my own.


Oh, and while I'm sure you'll probably bitch about this, you should concider that posting a thread saying "I'm better then everyone else" is going to attract criticism. If you don't want this sort of criticism then just RP your characters as being IQ 145 because characters are expected to be special.


Ooc-

Since I try so hard to spend money on education via the issue decisions, but that never pans out, and I RP spending money and having schools, and academies, etc. I think that I go with what I RP, since it's logical I can set my own budget going on the GDP guidelines the calculators lay out.

As for the overall UN Reports. The Left-wing nations always come out getting ahead, they are portrayed as better, they get more GDP (A corporate police state with identical population, tax %, and tax rate, will receive less than say a Left-Leaning College State, let's stop beating around the bush about it, things are biased in the calculators and such, towards the leftist nations.

I'm not going to RP a nation of idiots just because the UN suggested we are idiots...

I have continuously been 1st in my region, and in the top 4,000 of the world, for industry and military matters. How could a nation of idiots achieve such wonderful industrial and military capabilities?


I am rapidly starting to become annoyed by you. Everything I do, you are lurking and hovering, always ready to give an answer, to a question, that nobody ever asked. I don't know why, but everytime something happens where I don't follow things you think should be followed, you take it upon yourself to tell me. And the manner in which you do so (To me at least) seems heavy handed, high and mighty, and pretentious.

The Commander in Chief of the Military Nation of Gorkon would like to inform you that the ambassadors stationed at our embassies in your nation have been recalled. You may demolish the embassy if you wish, or let another nation use it, if you can find one.
DA has been re-positioned in the GM Priority Nation listings, to 64th position, so direct contact with the CinC is no longer possible, neither is military support. It's not all bad though, as you've risen in the Potential Threat listings. I'm not a particularly high-ranking officer (I lost a coin toss to get this assignment, actually, so please if you do try to contact the CinC, put in a bad word for me), but if you want to communicate with the CinC in future, you can send a hard-copy of your message to me and I'll be sure he gets it in a matter of days.
Oh, your own representatives have 48 hours starting from... now, to vacate Gorkonian territory before their diplomatic immunity expires. I'd urge them to hurry on out if I were you. Some generals are eager to find out just how superior they actually are.

Corporal Higgins
Gorkonian Military Command
Foreign Affairs Division

Ooc-

Since I try so hard to spend money on education via the issue decisions, but that never pans out, and I RP spending money and having schools, and academies, etc. I think that I go with what I RP, since it's logical I can set my own budget going on the GDP guidelines the calculators lay out.

As for the overall UN Reports. The Left-wing nations always come out getting ahead, they are portrayed as better, they get more GDP (A corporate police state with identical population, tax %, and tax rate, will receive less than say a Left-Leaning College State, let's stop beating around the bush about it, things are biased in the calculators and such, towards the leftist nations.



That is absolute bullshit. I have turned from Democratic Socialist to Compulsory Consumerist State and my economy has grown. Your propaganda and anti-leftist lies are heard by no-one but yourself.

I'm not saying you should RP a nation full of idiots, I'm saying you shouldn't claim to be better then everyone else in such a blatant manner. Like I said, it's guidelines. But you know what? You didn't really try and understand my comments... like how you shouldn't make stupid claims which are going to attract criticism. Don't like it? Then try not posting stuff like this.


I am rapidly starting to become annoyed by you. Everything I do, you are lurking and hovering, always ready to give an answer, to a question, that nobody ever asked. I don't know why, but everytime something happens where I don't follow things you think should be followed, you take it upon yourself to tell me. And the manner in which you do so (To me at least) seems heavy handed, high and mighty, and pretentious.

Then perhaps you shouldn't... I don't know, post baiting threads?

I'm sure you love being all controversial because you know you will piss people off... but these things work both ways and being controversial makes you a target for criticism, getting the wrong type of attention.

Now I don't know if you've noticed.... but your threads litter the forums, you're all over the place and if I were to mention even part of your name people will recognise it. The simple fact that you post alot means you will see me more because I'm an active poster myself... it's not just you.

But you make it so damn easy... you react violently to other nations bait, someone kills some racist then you will come up with another shock thread to counter it. Yeah, I'm an ass about it, but I follow the rules, I don't post flame and generally I don't go out of my way to insult you personally... though I will point out flaws in logic and advice a better way.

Most people ignore me, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to try, or make a comment, usually IC too. I only resort to OOC when it becomes a OOC argument most the time. So meh, I'm here to stay.

I'm not saying you should RP a nation full of idiots, I'm saying you shouldn't claim to be better then everyone else in such a blatant manner. Like I said, it's guidelines. But you know what? You didn't really try and understand my comments... like how you shouldn't make stupid claims which are going to attract criticism. Don't like it? Then try not posting stuff like this.




Then perhaps you shouldn't... I don't know, post baiting threads?

I'm sure you love being all controversial because you know you will piss people off... but these things work both ways and being controversial makes you a target for criticism, getting the wrong type of attention.

Now I don't know if you've noticed.... but your threads litter the forums, you're all over the place and if I were to mention even part of your name people will recognise it. The simple fact that you post alot means you will see me more because I'm an active poster myself... it's not just you.

But you make it so damn easy... you react violently to other nations bait, someone kills some racist then you will come up with another shock thread to counter it. Yeah, I'm an ass about it, but I follow the rules, I don't post flame and generally I don't go out of my way to insult you personally... though I will point out flaws in logic and advice a better way.

Most people ignore me, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to try, or make a comment, usually IC too. I only resort to OOC when it becomes a OOC argument most the time. So meh, I'm here to stay.


Ooc- True, good points made, very true. Anyway, my leader personally believes in the equality of all whites, this Mississippian Supremacy idea was put forth by Dr. Franz Von Schacht "Franzie".

OOC: DA, your posts should come with disclaimers :p (coming from a real-life practiser of witchcraft)

Decisive Action is ranked 1st in the region and 1,787th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.



"We are clearly superior, our production techniques are a wonderful achievement and testament to our superior culture and society! What production is there in Sevaris, where the people spend most of their time whoring it around, taking after the leadership..."


Franz Von Schacht, Minister of Culture.

Founder and/or chairman of the following:
"Anti-Sevaris League"
"Anti-Yuna League"
"Mississippian Supremacist Society"
"Society Of Mississippian Nativists"
"Coalition For White Mississippian Egypt."

The Emperor himself has reviewed the book and finds one particular section of the book to be quite interesting. The book lists all women from the former nation of Seryown as sexual deviants and less than modest people. Is not the Czarina of Mississippi from the nation of Seryown? How can the Czar of Mississippi let his wife be insulted?

Prime Minister Anne Eriksen, out of curiousity, read the book. Though it was not an official statement, she is quoted as saying "Wow... they must have really strong tobacco in Mississippi..."

Of course, Callisdrunians generally don't understand the concept of racism in general, so naturally most who did read the book found it to be confusing and altogether strange.

Decisive Action is ranked 1st in the region and 1,787th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.



"We are clearly superior, our production techniques are a wonderful achievement and testament to our superior culture and society! What production is there in Sevaris, where the people spend most of their time whoring it around, taking after the leadership..."


Franz Von Schacht, Minister of Culture.

Founder and/or chairman of the following:
"Anti-Sevaris League"
"Anti-Yuna League"
"Mississippian Supremacist Society"
"Society Of Mississippian Nativists"
"Coalition For White Mississippian Egypt."

Perhaps, but do you people do anything BESIDES work? I can't imagine living in a neo-nazi dictatorship is all that enjoyable.

-Yuna

'everyone is the same with a gun to his head.'

-chris wong, unofficial statement

Irrational intolerance is the first sign of ignorance. Groundless feelings of superiority are the first signs of mental disorder. The need to express those feelings is the first sign of insecurity.

You may keep your 'superiority'.

We have the love of the Gods; their trust and their wisdom guide us through life. If they see us worthy of their guidance, you're efforts, such as they are, aren't going to make us feel inferior. If you need to claim to be superior to quell your insecurities, we shall not judge you. We will pray that you find something to bring you peace in your lives.

The Emperor himself has reviewed the book and finds one particular section of the book to be quite interesting. The book lists all women from the former nation of Seryown as sexual deviants and less than modest people. Is not the Czarina of Mississippi from the nation of Seryown? How can the Czar of Mississippi let his wife be insulted?

"Good point, I'll make certain Schacht retracts his statements or else he shall face me on the field of honor to settle the matter."

Czar Roger Fabus

His exellency, Gaius Serpentius has read the documents portaining to the Mississipian enquiry. He finds the results seem to isolate everybody apart from Mississippi.

He also wants to know whether or not the citizens of Dimmimar are considered "whores" and "scum".......


Lorealina Johnson
Personal aide to the High Imperator

His exellency, Gaius Serpentius has read the documents portaining to the Mississipian enquiry. He finds the results seem to isolate everybody apart from Mississippi.

He also wants to know whether or not the citizens of Dimmimar are considered "whores" and "scum".......


Lorealina Johnson
Personal aide to the High Imperator


"I consider Dimmimarians to be fine people, and associating with your empire is truly an honor."

Czar Roger Fabus



"You're all whores and swine!"

Franz Von Schacht



"Shut up Schacht or you'll be looking for another job."

Czar Roger Fabus

OOC:
By the way, 92% of my population are of English heritage, the remaining 8% are either German or Spanish.....

To Whom it may concern;

We the Hispanic Peoples of The Armed Military States, would like to proudly offer a nice big FUCK YOU to the people of Decisive Action, and we bid them a poor day in hell.

-Regards esay,

The Hispanic Alliance

The Hispanic Alliance



Ooc- That was hardly a proper IC message, I think it bordered on OOC remarks, whatever it was, the sheer size was uncalled for and I think it was generally inappropriate.