NationStates Jolt Archive


War on Witzgall

The Eagle Milita
27-10-2004, 00:23
I need help! We're going to war with the nation of Witzgall for cancelling our order of fighters after we sent them money! Who's with me? :gundge:
Witzgall
27-10-2004, 00:24
You're money was refunded, and if you really wish to go to war all I have to do is snap my fingers and a sudden flash of light occurs.

IGNORED
Witzgall
27-10-2004, 00:24
And no, I'm not referring to a camera.
The Eagle Milita
27-10-2004, 00:25
kill them all! :sniper:
The Eagle Milita
27-10-2004, 00:26
5 nukes are being launched from our ancient B-2 bomber fleet. Surrender now! :sniper:
Witzgall
27-10-2004, 00:26
I swear...I cannot tell if you are more ignorant or arrogant...can anyone help me with this situation?
The Eagle Milita
27-10-2004, 00:27
F-25s are engaging in air-to-air with your surrvelance planes. Surrender! DIE!!! :mp5:
Demidia
27-10-2004, 00:28
The quality of this RP is dismal. I n00K JOO wit de 500 n00ks.
Witzgall
27-10-2004, 00:29
5 nukes are being launched from our ancient B-2 bomber fleet. Surrender now! :sniper:

Okay...let's play John Madden Warfare 2004!

You're going to try to do this (circles B-2s), but we're gonna go on defense and do this (circles defense satellite linkups for ICBM's and large planes.)

Then, you're gonna try a running play (retreat of your forces), but the defense is going to switch, make you fumble (go on defensive) and slam through this opening (points to capitol city). We will then use a play called "Da Bomb", or as we in Witzgall call it "Da N00K", which will certainly obliterate your defense and special teams into a pile of ash.
The Eagle Milita
27-10-2004, 00:29
1,000,000,000 credits were spent reparing the damage.
100 nukes are launches on Demedia
Roach-Busters
27-10-2004, 00:29
Roach-Busters will intervene on Witzgall's behalf if requested.
Skeelzania
27-10-2004, 00:30
By god, its been awhile.

I counter the Eagle Militia's attacks on Witzgal with my own super weapon, the STARGOAT! (http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/Bad_Skeelz/Stargoat.jpg)

FEAR
Witzgall
27-10-2004, 00:30
credits?

Okay, you're on my ignore list and the only thing that even happened was that I am teaching you that in about 5 minutes I will slap you with a pole.

Have another grand day :rolleyes:
The Eagle Milita
27-10-2004, 00:30
my RAH-103 Death Scout stealth helo prototypes are launched on you. Main target is arrtillery,
Alutia
27-10-2004, 00:31
He's a tiny nation but if he goes through with a nuclear bombardment I will aid you.
The Eagle Milita
27-10-2004, 00:32
i surrender. i didn't notice the refund. sorry.
Scoyle
27-10-2004, 00:32
NM


*Points and laughs at n00b*
The Eagle Milita
27-10-2004, 00:33
:p
Witzgall
27-10-2004, 00:34
lol I referred to John Madden and he still is being ignoarrogant....

And the refund is charged 200 million for your attack.
Witzgall
27-10-2004, 00:35
Even though it doesn't count and I will take your nation if this happens again. Don't test my fury of warfare.
The Eagle Milita
27-10-2004, 00:35
i lost a billion and you want me to pay YOU? Never! :sniper:
The Eagle Milita
27-10-2004, 00:37
we've put up a new defence system called 'the laser wall'. i'd advise you not to cross it. Star Wars sattalites are also orbiting waiting for missles.
Witzgall
27-10-2004, 00:38
M.A.-ed (Mod Alerted).
The Eagle Milita
27-10-2004, 00:41
dont threaten me!i may be younger than you, but my country will never fall!
Demidia
27-10-2004, 00:42
Did he nuke me? Wow, n00b nation.
Witzgall
27-10-2004, 00:43
It's not a threat. It's already been sent.

NOBODY ELSE POST IN HERE, IT IS A WASTE OF BANDWITH!
Present Day Comatica
27-10-2004, 00:44
dont threaten me!i may be younger than you, but my country will never fall!

You DO know what a mod is, right?
Ramissle
27-10-2004, 00:46
By god, its been awhile.

I counter the Eagle Militia's attacks on Witzgal with my own super weapon, the STARGOAT! (http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v87/Bad_Skeelz/Stargoat.jpg)

FEAR
OOC: Lol! That wouldn't be the goat from The Resturaunt at the End of the Universe, would it?
The Eagle Milita
27-10-2004, 00:49
moderator
Al-Imvadjah
27-10-2004, 00:54
The Stargoat. An oldie but a goodie. I love seeing it used.