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Lou Nuttik Indoctrination Center No. 79, Maelstrom City, The Dark Dimension

It started out as a regular day. The class sang "Bless the Eternal Righteousness of President-for-Life Lou Nuttik" for four hours straight, exercised in the courtyard (so they would make great soldiers when they reached the age of ten) for another four hours, and then went inside to hear the teacher read "Little Red Commie Hood," an anticommunist propaganda pamphlet printed by the government. When they were done, the teacher (actually a government agent), showed the class a photo of their glorious leader, President Nuttik.
"He's an ugwy man," said a cute-as-a-button five-year-old girl with blond pigtails with red ribbons.
Immediately, red lights flickered and flashed across the ceiling, and an alarm went off. They heard a shrill BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! as huge, hulking, burly men wearing germ suits and toting submachine guns stormed into the room, snatched the little girl, and left as suddenly and silently as they had come.
She was never seen again.

:eek: Did thast raelly happen?!?!?! Did soldiers just rush in and :mp5: ?!?!?! :(

Thats sickening. Killing someone even when they don't know what they are saying.

Thats sickening. Killing someone even when they don't know what they are saying.

Insulting the President is a capital crime. There are no exceptions.

Hey, I have half a mind of liberating you.

good for you man! pwn those bitches :sniper: ! nuttik for life :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

*seethes*

I'm with Burnsian on this one.

We're sure your President is a hideous man indeed.

The Commissariat of Diplomacy
The Socialist Federation of Hallad

The name of this thread says "executed", but the first post says "never seen again". Clearification(sp?) please. She could be in some jail cell somewhere or banished to another country. Or in some lab somewhere being tested on.

I'm with Burnsian on this one.

Thirded

Disgusting.

High Lady
Alasse Órecalo

Any form of capitol punishment, legal or illegal, is wrong. It makes me want to :headbang: every time I hear some moron country executing innocent people like that.

Lou Nuttik Indoctrination Center No. 79, Maelstrom City, The Dark Dimension

It started out as a regular day. The class sang "Bless the Eternal Righteousness of President-for-Life Lou Nuttik" for four hours straight, exercised in the courtyard (so they would make great soldiers when they reached the age of ten) for another four hours, and then went inside to hear the teacher read "Little Red Commie Hood," an anticommunist propaganda pamphlet printed by the government. When they were done, the teacher (actually a government agent), showed the class a photo of their glorious leader, President Nuttik.
"He's an ugwy man," said a cute-as-a-button five-year-old girl with blond pigtails with red ribbons.
Immediately, red lights flickered and flashed across the ceiling, and an alarm went off. They heard a shrill BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! as huge, hulking, burly men wearing germ suits and toting submachine guns stormed into the room, snatched the little girl, and left as suddenly and silently as they had come.
She was never seen again.
This is absolutely barbaric. Executing a minor just because of a statement made only on first impression. Also, the installation of government agents as school tutors just to catch out minor blips like the one above is also wrong. If it wasn't for UN resolution #!!$&$&" 49, I would incite revolution.

Disappearing a five year old for making a barely coherent comment about the President smacks of serious insecurity rather than strength...much as the Ringist Shogunate values the maintenance of respect for officialdom the government strongly suggests you alter your approach before other nations adjust your state a little more vigorously.

"Insulting the Czar is usually considered a capital offense, it not at least high treason. However, our current Czar, Roger Fabus, is much more tolerant of criticism than the previous leader was, and that is why nobody has been punished under the statutes regarding criticizing the Czar since Roger was coronated.

Paul Stahlecker

My nation is corrupt...very cruel...some would say "evil"...but this is too far. A five year girl...for yu yevon's sake!

Thirded

Fourthed.


Seriously wtf, a 5 year old girl?!

IC:

The Government of the Royal States of Tenarius is insulted that such an ugly man would do such a hideous thing to a child. We are in dismay that you would resort to such awful measures to keep your own masculine megalomaniacal ego in check.

We're sure your President is a hideous man indeed.

The Commissariat of Diplomacy
The Socialist Federation of Hallad

He is a devastatingly handsome, urbane, charming, industrious, intelligent, highly sophisticated, and endearing fellow. Here is his pic:

http://diabloii.calcon.net/uber_diablo.shtml

He is a devastatingly handsome, urbane, charming, industrious, intelligent, highly sophisticated, and endearing fellow. Here is his pic:

http://diabloii.calcon.net/uber_diablo.shtml
...your kidding, right?

He is a devastatingly handsome, urbane, charming, industrious, intelligent, highly sophisticated, and endearing fellow. Here is his pic:

http://diabloii.calcon.net/uber_diablo.shtml

"MY EYES MY EYES! THE HIDEOUSNESS!" said a local lightning starian when shown this picture.

The President of the federation was quoted as saying "See! I told you he was ugly!'

He looks like a slightly pixelated red devil.

This is absolutely barbaric. Executing a minor just because of a statement made only on first impression. Also, the installation of government agents as school tutors just to catch out minor blips like the one above is also wrong. If it wasn't for UN resolution #!!$&$&" 49, I would incite revolution.
i say we repeal that...and i say we start a war...in that order...not nessicarily...

"He looks ugly to me." -Premier James Cross

He looks ugly to us.

The Socialist Federation of Hallad

He is a devastatingly handsome, urbane, charming, industrious, intelligent, highly sophisticated, and endearing fellow. Here is his pic:

http://diabloii.calcon.net/uber_diablo.shtml

Ok, so he's a dragon. Whoopie.

Children all over Tenarius were herded into their rooms upon the release of the photo of The Dark Dimension's president. Foreign Affairs Minister Katsuka Nakumo released this statement:

"Yup, he's as ugly as we thought he would be."

Handsome, you say? Yeah, right.

High Lady
Alasse Órecalo

Ok, so he's a dragon. Whoopie.

OOC: That ain't no dragon, that's Diablo (Spanish for the Devil). Lord of Terror, ruler of Hell, major villain for the games Diablo and Diablo II. Yeah, point being, it doesn't make him any prettier.

Children all over Tenarius were herded into their rooms upon the release of the photo of The Dark Dimension's president. Foreign Affairs Minister Katsuka Nakumo released this statement:

"Yup, he's as ugly as we thought he would be."
Meanwhile, in the country of Whogives...

OH NO! SHEILD YOUR EYES! NOOOO!!!! but it was too late...the damage was done...in 10 seconds...100,000 people dead...mostly women and children...it is a sad day indeed...

He is a devastatingly handsome, urbane, charming, industrious, intelligent, highly sophisticated, and endearing fellow. Here is his pic:

http://diabloii.calcon.net/uber_diablo.shtml

Dark Dimension I see I must be one that regretably tells you that he is indeed...unhandsome. I don't doubt his other qualities but to harm a little girl. If I wasn't part of Gatesville (which if you want to know more about then telegram me and I may inform you) I would take serious action but you are a tyrant right? Are you part of Gatesville? In either case I would have to say how disgraceful that a grown man would fear a child's sentance.

...I killed your president with my lv63 Barbarian easily.

Ok, so he's a dragon. Whoopie.

No, he is a devil! A DEVIL! And don't ever forget it!

-E. Villdood, Minister of Foreign Affairs

No, he is a devil! A DEVIL! And don't ever forget it!

-E. Villdood, Minister of Foreign Affairs

There is no such thing as "A DEVIL", only "THE DEVIL". Tch, get your religion straight you servant of an oh-so-ugly beast.

No, he is a devil! A DEVIL! And don't ever forget it!

-E. Villdood, Minister of Foreign Affairs
A Telegram comes in... for being a cause for suicide, of 100,000 people...we should declare war on you...but right now...we are cleaning up the mess in the streets...gallons of blood were spilled because of you...and we will never forget...

No, he is a devil! A DEVIL! And don't ever forget it!

-E. Villdood, Minister of Foreign Affairs

"A" Devil? There is only one "Devil". There are many "Demons" but unfortunately there is only one "Devil".

We do not support you in any way, it is disgusting to execute someone,under the age of 16, for political reasons. We have half a mind to liberate your people from the hate-mongering capitalist horde led by that lunatic Lou Nattik, and unite them under our gloroius banner.
http://www.redavantgarde.com/ebaypics/618e1.jpg
Translation: Lenin was alive,
Lenin is alive,
Lenin will live!

"A" Devil? There is only one "Devil".

AND HE IS I!!!!!

-President-for-Life Lou Nuttik

WOW!!! ANTICHRIST WALKS THE EARTH! Wait a sec..... shouldn't all the Christians have disappeared then or something....mmmm....I think I need to reasearch some more.

...I killed your president with my lv63 Barbarian easily.

LIES!!!! I AM THE EPITOME OF DARKNESS, THE ZENITH OF HATE, THE ROOT OF TERROR!!!!!!! BEING THE ESSENCE OF DEATH ITSELF, I CANNOT PERISH!!!!!!!

-President-for-Life Lou Nuttik

"LOL! i just got it!

lou Nuttik sounds ALOT like lunatic!" said the Lightning Starian President(btw- people actually say lol in my country. They dont say it l,o,l though, they say it as if it were a word. )

LIES!!!! I AM THE EPITOME OF DARKNESS, THE ZENITH OF HATE, THE ROOT OF TERROR!!!!!!! BEING THE ESSENCE OF DEATH ITSELF, I CANNOT PERISH!!!!!!!

-President-for-Life Lou Nuttik

How does that relate to what I said?

what I think is funny is peope act like this actually happened. thats whats funny.


:( :sniper:

what I think is funny is peope act like this actually happened. thats whats funny.


:( :sniper:

Like what actually happened? Someone jumped tracks on me here. Explaination please.

LIES!!!! I AM THE EPITOME OF DARKNESS, THE ZENITH OF HATE, THE ROOT OF TERROR!!!!!!! BEING THE ESSENCE OF DEATH ITSELF, I CANNOT PERISH!!!!!!!

-President-for-Life Lou Nuttik

"True terror has no need to publicise itself"
- Yamamura Izu-no-kami Takanori

"True terror has no need to publicise itself"
- Yamamura Izu-no-kami Takanori
Truer words have been spoken, but not too many times.

Truer words have been spoken, but not too many times.

And (just for the sake of keeping this going) when was another time?

Umm..."Bush and Kerry make me want to Ralph"?

Umm..."Bush and Kerry make me want to Ralph"?

LOL. What's "Ralph"?

Kriegor was stunned by the handsome nature of the man before him.

Kriegor therefore proposes a weddding between Lou Nuttik and his most beautiful daughter, Sarthacia.

Picture: http://diabloii.calcon.net/monsters1u.shtml

OOC: Scroll to the bottom of the page!

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Congratulations The Dark Dimension, you have earned the oppurtunity to become a Rosian Socialist Satellite State! You get our protection and in return you must become Socialist! The 7th Army and the 1st and 2nd Fleet is now heading towards your nation to ease the transition to honor. You should be honored for such a valuable oppurtunity!
-Minister of War: General Alexander Roska

((OOC: I've always wanted to do that :D ))

Alice tried to show Roger a picture of President Lou Nuttik, Roger didn't actually look at the picture, he just said, "Ah, he's such a handsome man, hang it up on the frige, let's make a statue of him, to add to the collection."

Alice sighed, "Roger, actually look at the picture."

He looked and shrieked, "Ah! Take it away! Burn it! Send it to hell!"


Ooc- So I stole that part from the Simpsons, it's still good material. :)

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Congratulations The Dark Dimension, you have earned the oppurtunity to become a Rosian Socialist Satellite State! You get our protection and in return you must become Socialist! The 7th Army and the 1st and 2nd Fleet is now heading towards your nation to ease the transition to honor. You should be honored for such a valuable oppurtunity!
-Minister of War: General Alexander Roska

((OOC: I've always wanted to do that :D ))

All in favor of adding The Island of Rose to your resources say eye. EYE!!!!

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Congratulations The Dark Dimension, you have earned the oppurtunity to become a Rosian Socialist Satellite State! You get our protection and in return you must become Socialist! The 7th Army and the 1st and 2nd Fleet is now heading towards your nation to ease the transition to honor. You should be honored for such a valuable oppurtunity!
-Minister of War: General Alexander Roska

((OOC: I've always wanted to do that :D ))

OOC: Only aknowledge this post if you are serious.

IC:

Offical Statement by President Antika of the Gallente Federation of The Lightning Star:

Although we agree this was a barbaric act, the Lightning Star will not let you take over this state. While you have every right in the world to disagree with them(hell, i think this is the most barbaric thing ever!), infringing upon the rights of a country will not be tolerated. The Lightning Stars fourth Air-wing(consisting of 500 fighter/bombers) is being sent to interupt this army en route. Also, the Lightning Starian 1st, 3rd, and 9th fleets are being sent to intercept the fleet as well. If accepted by the Dark Demension, we will be willing to send 30,000 Federation Shock Troopers to defend the nations coastline.

Thank you for your time and have a nice day!
President Zeke Antika of the Gallente Federation of The Lightning Star

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Good sir. We will not take over. If they accept our offer, and they should, the State will be safe from all attacks. Of course it must be Socialist, but we can negotiate that. It is not an invasion, just getting things in advance when he accepts. I don't want to see him get slaughtered now. And if he doesn't want to accept, we'll leave and he'll be defenseless against attack. Simple no?
-President Sergei Ilyanov of The Island of Rose

KIL THEM BITCHES
never insult the emperor :mad: :mp5:

Lou Nuttik Indoctrination Center No. 79, Maelstrom City, The Dark Dimension

It started out as a regular day. The class sang "Bless the Eternal Righteousness of President-for-Life Lou Nuttik" for four hours straight, exercised in the courtyard (so they would make great soldiers when they reached the age of ten) for another four hours, and then went inside to hear the teacher read "Little Red Commie Hood," an anticommunist propaganda pamphlet printed by the government. When they were done, the teacher (actually a government agent), showed the class a photo of their glorious leader, President Nuttik.
"He's an ugwy man," said a cute-as-a-button five-year-old girl with blond pigtails with red ribbons.
Immediately, red lights flickered and flashed across the ceiling, and an alarm went off. They heard a shrill BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! as huge, hulking, burly men wearing germ suits and toting submachine guns stormed into the room, snatched the little girl, and left as suddenly and silently as they had come.
She was never seen again.

Give 'em hell, man. Let those people know that you're their ruler and you mean business! I'm behind your ideals full force.

I understand that is one of your laws, but dont you think that under the age of 16 years old, for argument sake, could have a different punishment or acted on differently as an adult.

Lou Nuttik Indoctrination Center No. 79, Maelstrom City, The Dark Dimension

It started out as a regular day. The class sang "Bless the Eternal Righteousness of President-for-Life Lou Nuttik" for four hours straight, exercised in the courtyard (so they would make great soldiers when they reached the age of ten) for another four hours, and then went inside to hear the teacher read "Little Red Commie Hood," an anticommunist propaganda pamphlet printed by the government. When they were done, the teacher (actually a government agent), showed the class a photo of their glorious leader, President Nuttik.
"He's an ugwy man," said a cute-as-a-button five-year-old girl with blond pigtails with red ribbons.
Immediately, red lights flickered and flashed across the ceiling, and an alarm went off. They heard a shrill BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! as huge, hulking, burly men wearing germ suits and toting submachine guns stormed into the room, snatched the little girl, and left as suddenly and silently as they had come.
She was never seen again.

Very impressed by the lack of emotion. Definitely a good trait for totalitarian leaders. If you ever need anything from my small and budding nation (though as of now we have little to offer), feel free to ask.

OoC: So...many...1-posters...

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Good sir. We will not take over. If they accept our offer, and they should, the State will be safe from all attacks. Of course it must be Socialist, but we can negotiate that. It is not an invasion, just getting things in advance when he accepts. I don't want to see him get slaughtered now. And if he doesn't want to accept, we'll leave and he'll be defenseless against attack. Simple no?
-President Sergei Ilyanov of The Island of Rose

Very Well. However, we will keep our forces in the region, just to be sure.

You can never tell with you big-time military nations...

-President Zeke Antika, President of the Gallente Federation of The Lightning Star.

Lou Nuttik must have something to compensate for if a 5 year old can insult him.

We believe you are a thin-skinned fool. I let the people say what they wan't, it doesn't matter, they have no political say.

I suppose Lou Nuttik is just what his name implies... If you don't get what I'm saying, actually say his name out loud a few times until you do.

Lou Nuttik Indoctrination Center No. 79, Maelstrom City, The Dark Dimension

It started out as a regular day. The class sang "Bless the Eternal Righteousness of President-for-Life Lou Nuttik" for four hours straight, exercised in the courtyard (so they would make great soldiers when they reached the age of ten) for another four hours, and then went inside to hear the teacher read "Little Red Commie Hood," an anticommunist propaganda pamphlet printed by the government. When they were done, the teacher (actually a government agent), showed the class a photo of their glorious leader, President Nuttik.
"He's an ugwy man," said a cute-as-a-button five-year-old girl with blond pigtails with red ribbons.
Immediately, red lights flickered and flashed across the ceiling, and an alarm went off. They heard a shrill BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! as huge, hulking, burly men wearing germ suits and toting submachine guns stormed into the room, snatched the little girl, and left as suddenly and silently as they had come.
She was never seen again.

This is an outrage, I say we demand their be sanctions put on this country for this crimminal act!

-Official Ratheian Government Response-

Ratheia has immediately imposed a stop to all imports and exports from the perpetrator of this lunacy.

You are also on our "do-not-call list".

We applaud this crushing of dissent.

-Foreign Minister Piruz Savhadkohi

~Incomming electronic transmission~
Dictator Enigma of the Most Serene Republic of DemonLordEnigma, while himself an oppressive egotistical man who forces the populace to obey his will, has expressed dismay at the execution of a child over a comment such as that and the general treatment of children in the nation of The Dark Dimension. As such, though ironic it be, any humanitarian military response to this will be supported with as much manpower as this nation can afford to send.
~End electronic transmission~

AND HE IS I!!!!!

-President-for-Life Lou Nuttik[OOC: Dude, this whole thread sounds like a horrible copycat of my thread where I executed a 15 year old for murder.]

LOL. What's "Ralph"?
ralph : verb. To throw up.
After viewing the image of Lou Nittik, I ralphed all over my keyboard.

Ralph Nader : presidental candidate for the independant party.

[OOC: Dude, this whole thread sounds like a horrible copycat of my thread where I executed a 15 year old for murder.]
Thats what I thought the first time I saw it, but I didn't want to say anything.

[I figured it was as well, but my post is just in case he is serious. If he is, then any military action to deal with his form of government will be supported by myself. I may be a dictator, but I'm not that evil.]

I can't believe what I'm hearing we're in 2004 People!You just don't condemn innocent people like that..By the way I'm sure `el presidente had an Ugly Puss anyways..how barbaric :p

The Keeper Charnels natural form is a large cloud of magical energy, as such he is not normally phased by comments such as this.
Harmonia Mortus neither supports nor condems this action. Possibly the girl should have been givin a spanking for sounding ingratiatingly cute and lisping.

President Nuttik,
Though not an action I would take myself, I commend you for standing by your constitution regardless of public opinion. Perhaps crime would be obsolete if other rulers were as steadfast. Children should be taught discipline at an early age. Thank you for taking this stand.

His Holiness,
Lawrence Von Bridgeburg
Supreme High Chancellor of Lawrentavia

In the Government building of Darkana, the capital city of the country of Darkana:

We see a small, meek looking man enter a very large dark room; in his hand is a small portfolio. Before him is a massive throne, we cannot see its occupant.

A large, ominous, almost inhuman voice emanates from the throne, "Yes, David?"

David steps forward and hands the portfolio to the Dictator of Darkana. "A five year old girl called the President of The Dark Dimension ugly, that child was taken away by an armed guard and hasn't been seen since."

The Dictator groans with anger. "This is truly despicable, a young child, how could a civilized society allow such a thing to happen."

"I think the keyword is 'civilized', sir."

We see the Dictator's head nod in the Darkness "True, true; what does this President look like anyways?"

"There is picture of him in the portfolio."

"Ah, I see." The Dictator searches for the picture, "He's a Devil? How quaint."

"What do you wish to do sir?"

"This report does not make it entirely clear whether or not this child is dead, let's presume she is alive. Send a message to this country and offer to take her away from them as a refugee, alive and unharmed; meanwhile have our intelligence attempt to locate her. Also, make a formal pledge of support to any country that wishes to perform a military response against The Dark Dimension."

David nods, "Yes sir."

The Dictator gives the portfolio back to David.

David leaves the room.

The Dictator takes a longer look at the picture of The Dark Dimension's President. "You ARE ugly, even for a Devil," He said to himself.

He still hasn't confirmed whether the girl died or is missing. The thread title says "executed", but the post says "never seen again"

Any form of capitol punishment, legal or illegal, is wrong. It makes me want to :headbang: every time I hear some moron country executing innocent people like that.
Hey, it's Nuttik's nation, and he'll run it any damn way he pleases. He dosen't call you a moron for your beliefs, don't call him a moron for his. :mp5: :sniper:

He is a devastatingly handsome, urbane, charming, industrious, intelligent, highly sophisticated, and endearing fellow. Here is his pic:

http://diabloii.calcon.net/uber_diablo.shtml


~From the desk of Lord Damien the Destroyer, Supreme Warlord of the Excessively Armed Empire of Automagfreek~

Looks like a flaming turd to me. Quick, someone get the toilet paper, the almighty Shit Man cometh.


http://67.18.37.14/40/9/upload/p984672.jpg
---Damien the Destroyer---
-Supreme Warlord of AMF-

Oooh. Lets have a grudge match to the death.

Watch as Damien the Destroyer takes on newcomer Lou Nittik!

Only this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!

Only on pay per view

Hey, it's Nuttik's nation, and he'll run it any damn way he pleases. He dosen't call you a moron for your beliefs, don't call him a moron for his. :mp5: :sniper:

I only called him underendowed.

I am betting $10,000 on Damien the Destroyer.

((OOC: Nobody gives a damn I have soldiers outside his nation >_> ))

President-for-Life Lou Nuttik Is a Ugly, Sick, Dumb, Baka-don Man!


-Emperor Barbarossa

((OOC: Nobody gives a damn I have soldiers outside his nation >_> ))

OOC: There there, TIOR. I do. Thats why my army is poised to annhiliate your fleet if you start a war ^^

OOC: There there, TIOR. I do. Thats why my army is poised to annhiliate your fleet if you start a war ^^

For the record the mobilisation of Ringist forces was announced in the 'TDD Back Down' thread; the side they come down on in the event of hostilities depends very much on the behaviour of the participants; it should be noted that TDD did offer to 'adjust its ways'...in that context warmongering will not be tolerated.

'He an ugwy ugwy mahn!"

~El Presidente's daughter Age 4

'He an ugwy ugwy mahn!"

~El Presidente's daughter Age 4

:)

The Ringist Shogunate finds this all rather confusing; in our country the little girl is more likely to be the incarnation of evil than the man in the red costume...still, each to his own

The Political Affairs Section of the Brain of the Happy Biomass has prepared the following statement:

I would like to express my full support to His Eternal Righteousness President-for-Life Lou Nuttik of The Nether World of The Dark Dimension. As any truly progressive nation with developed fundamental science knows perfectly well, biological principles of functioning of human underaged specimen are not principally diferent from that of fully mature specimen. Questioning the authority of higher-ranked specimen is the gravest crime against natural order of things one can commit, since it ultimately leads to defying authority, anarchy, and chaos. For the better of all, the rebellious specimen should be disposed of as fast and efficiently as possible, and I must say that I am impressed with unprecendented efficiency demonstrated by the government services of the Dark Dimension in this matter; I would like to formally request the head of security department of the Dark Dimension to share his experience in building such an efficient organization with our nation, in the interests of increased global political and social stability.

In addition to that, I would also like to voice my concern over condemnations of this highly justified action by so-called "civilized" countries, which, as we all know, in fact represent the outdated governments with such ancient and inefficient systems like democracy, republic, and constitutional monarchy. Those decadent, lagging-behind barbarians are not advanced enough to even comprehend the ultimate wisdom in His Eternal Righteousness's actions, yet alone criticize it. Of course, their citizens for the long time had been severely oppressed in their evolution by their respective governments, and perhaps it is a sign for us that people outside of our borders might need our help to rise to the same level of civilization that our citizens now accept for granted.

Your logic is flawed Biomass, I am Dictator of my country and yet I find this action performed by The Dark Dimension to be utterly despicable, vain, and more importantly, uncivilized. The type of Government had nothing to do with it.

-The Dictator of Darkana

For the record the mobilisation of Ringist forces was announced in the 'TDD Back Down' thread; the side they come down on in the event of hostilities depends very much on the behaviour of the participants; it should be noted that TDD did offer to 'adjust its ways'...in that context warmongering will not be tolerated.

No no no, we will attack TIOR if he invades Dark Demension and violates in national soverignty. We will not tolerate that kind of action(unless, of course, its done by one of our allies ^^)

What if I did it and therefore TIOR was temporarily allied with me, as he is on the same side.

...FIGHT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!

:mad: :mp5: :mp5: :sniper:

Although I was deeply shocked by this savage act and will no doubt use it as evidence to the U.N. when we eventually decide to overthrow you due to your miles of oil fields which we need to keep our capitalist "democracies" afloat, I was shocked by your anti-communist stance.
With all due respect to any marxists, there is no need to be so afraid of communism, it burns itself out. Running a successful country is about bread and circuses, keep suppling what people want to eat and drink (including turning a blind eye to a little drug trafficing) and giving them american gladiators or if your particulrarly brutal, a few televised executions.
Easy.

No no no, we will attack TIOR if he invades Dark Demension and violates in national soverignty. We will not tolerate that kind of action(unless, of course, its done by one of our allies ^^)

Your relations with TIOR do not interest the Ringist Shogunate; the government is only concerned with a premature invasion of TDD

I am betting $10,000 on Damien the Destroyer.

OOC: He must be about equivalent to a level 63 barbarian right?

IC: As a TBA member Notquiteaplace is obliged both to protect DD and to condemn this act. Killing someone for their belief is something we are against in the TBA.

We will defend DD for now. But if such acts are repeated, there will be many calls for your dismissal from the alliance. Notquiteaplace will be among those voices.

~Incomming electronic transmission~
The Political Affairs Section of the Brain of the Happy Biomass has prepared the following statement:

I would like to express my full support to His Eternal Righteousness President-for-Life Lou Nuttik of The Nether World of The Dark Dimension. As any truly progressive nation with developed fundamental science knows perfectly well, biological principles of functioning of human underaged specimen are not principally diferent from that of fully mature specimen. Questioning the authority of higher-ranked specimen is the gravest crime against natural order of things one can commit, since it ultimately leads to defying authority, anarchy, and chaos. For the better of all, the rebellious specimen should be disposed of as fast and efficiently as possible, and I must say that I am impressed with unprecendented efficiency demonstrated by the government services of the Dark Dimension in this matter; I would like to formally request the head of security department of the Dark Dimension to share his experience in building such an efficient organization with our nation, in the interests of increased global political and social stability.

In addition to that, I would also like to voice my concern over condemnations of this highly justified action by so-called "civilized" countries, which, as we all know, in fact represent the outdated governments with such ancient and inefficient systems like democracy, republic, and constitutional monarchy. Those decadent, lagging-behind barbarians are not advanced enough to even comprehend the ultimate wisdom in His Eternal Righteousness's actions, yet alone criticize it. Of course, their citizens for the long time had been severely oppressed in their evolution by their respective governments, and perhaps it is a sign for us that people outside of our borders might need our help to rise to the same level of civilization that our citizens now accept for granted.

That was good. I haven't laughed like that in awhile. If you had bothered to check, you would realize I am an oppressive dictator who rules the populous with an iron fist, has armed his police with military-grade technology to discouraged certain criminals, and only allows corporations to be alone because I need their money for my military. Maybe it would help to have your intelligence agency look for what is public knowledge before criticizing.
~Ene electronic transmission~

OOC: He must be about equivalent to a level 63 barbarian right?
OOC: lol, I don't know. I'm guessing he's stronger though. Look at the flames man. The flames. And the muscles. The Muscles. And the number of posts by Automagfreak. The posts.

As TDD is a TBA member, we will have to help NQP defend TDD. But if he is out, then we shall not help to defend.

I think its fair to say that if he repeats such things, then there will be calls for his expulsion. But, for now, we ask that instead of killing the girl she is reminded that looks arent everything and that he is also immensly talented and sucessful or some such. The TBA doesnt stand for oppression based purely on beleifs.

If she attacked him, she is still too young to know what she was doing, but at least you would have grounds for her to be punished (as a child we would aks it kept minor, like smack if you insist on something nasty).

That is NQP's stance and possibly that of the TBA.

Lou Nuttik Indoctrination Center No. 79, Maelstrom City, The Dark Dimension

It started out as a regular day. The class sang "Bless the Eternal Righteousness of President-for-Life Lou Nuttik" for four hours straight, exercised in the courtyard (so they would make great soldiers when they reached the age of ten) for another four hours, and then went inside to hear the teacher read "Little Red Commie Hood," an anticommunist propaganda pamphlet printed by the government. When they were done, the teacher (actually a government agent), showed the class a photo of their glorious leader, President Nuttik.
"He's an ugwy man," said a cute-as-a-button five-year-old girl with blond pigtails with red ribbons.
Immediately, red lights flickered and flashed across the ceiling, and an alarm went off. They heard a shrill BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! as huge, hulking, burly men wearing germ suits and toting submachine guns stormed into the room, snatched the little girl, and left as suddenly and silently as they had come.
She was never seen again. :sniper: WELL THAT SHOULD TEACH EVERYONE ELSE IN THE CLASS TO WATCH WHAT THEY SAY :mp5:

OOC: lol, I don't know. I'm guessing he's stronger though. Look at the flames man. The flames. And the muscles. The Muscles. And the number of posts by Automagfreak. The posts.


OOC: LOL. RAWR!!!!1111

I say all those against this babaric crime instigate a revoloution. This President must be overthrown and handed over to UN cells or Safe nation. As a Dictator, I indeed won by power by revoloution, so I say, we get rid of the President and his cabinet, come hell or high water, and in turn replace his rule with a newblood in politics, someone who has no enemys.
I endorse executions, but only to the monsters that God himself would not show mercy on. Not a little Girl. All those with me, please state.

I say all those against this babaric crime instigate a revoloution. This President must be overthrown and handed over to UN cells or Safe nation. As a Dictator, I indeed won by power by revoloution, so I say, we get rid of the President and his cabinet, come hell or high water, and in turn replace his rule with a newblood in politics, someone who has no enemys.
I endorse executions, but only to the monsters that God himself would not show mercy on. Not a little Girl. All those with me, please state.

Like I said, hes TBA, you can urge and insist and we agree with your principles, in some sense. But hes TBA so you interfere with their sovereignity and we will be forced to apply military pressure apon your nation. Much in the way a sledg hammer applies pressure to a vase.

As a nation, we only execute for terrible crimes (i.e. murder, rape, etc.). We're not for or against another country doing this, but if you all hate it so much, then propose it to the UN.

Insulting the President is a capital crime. There are no exceptions.

The Democratic Union of Asia and the member nations of the International Fleet condemn these hideous acts of barbarism. We demand you reform this rediculous law and respect life - or beg that we allow you yours.

:mad:

No no no, we will attack TIOR if he invades Dark Demension and violates in national soverignty. We will not tolerate that kind of action(unless, of course, its done by one of our allies ^^)
What if I did it, me being much bigger and most probably navally stronger than you >.>

EDIT: I almost forgot:

Standard Statement

The Democratic Imperium condemns <<insert horrid nation here>> because of the severe human rights abuses / threat to national sovereignty / generally not being very nice (delete as applicable). We will / will not (delete as applicable) take military action due to national sovereignty / you're a nasty nation who we don't like (delete as applicable).

Yours sincerely,

<<insert Prime Minister here>>

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

We'll be leaving now. Oh and Mr. Dictator man, you are ugly. I bet you're mean because you were picked on at school right? Well, we at the Island have top psychologists to help you with your problem. We think that you have had past problems. Anyway, good bye.
-Minister of War: General Alexander Roska

OOC: Youd have the whole TBA to deal with. Many of whom really wouldnt want to fight you out of principle, aall of whom able to hurt you badly. Most of us would hate to be in such a war but would still fight you. And NQP for one is pretty navally strong too.

Lol to the standard statement. But you forgot the bit where you offer to take the unwanted people or slapped sanctions.

I still condemn DD's actions as even though they are allies they are contravening one of its priciples. But stand by them because attacking them is against another of our principles.

Ah the joys of being a "good guy" *sigh*

In other news, the Principality of Darun announces its execution of the known terrorist "Mehab bul Al-sabdim" today via bullet wound to the head.

Video at 8.

This should teach many people a lesson.

The Arctic Badlands commends you.

We applaud this crushing of dissent.

-Foreign Minister Piruz Savhadkohi

Even though you are a communist, we thank you for your support.