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*weed for sale*
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bag = 90 $
joint = 10 $
pack of 10 joints = 88$
blundt = 20$
But we only sell one kind, SP's special hybrid hydro chronic blend #420 delivery is in a discreet peanut butter jar, in a brown box, sent UPS for 5$,: Add 10$ for FedEx rush shipping.
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The Stoners-Paradise is reminded about our country's drug laws. If you sent people to deal drugs here, they shall be executed.

it's all done annomuysly thru the mail so u cant track us :P

only we only sell one kind, SP's special hybrid hydro chronic blend #420 delivery is in a discreet peanut butter jar, in a brown box, sent UPS. FedEx. Add 10$ for express shipping.
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OOC: Oh yes, peanut butter jars being sent via UPS and FedEx. Very discreet. I mean, everyone mails peanut butter... :rolleyes:

buy it please

it's all done annomuysly thru the mail so u cant track us :P

Two words: Grammatical Errors.

Yeesh. Anyway, I doubt you will get much traffic with this...everybody has either banned it or produces it freely.

Its called "spelling error".... and we all do it

ill take 300 bags, money wired.

ok weed sent

lol! Weed! i bet his government was high when they came up with the idea to mail them in peanut butter jars...

no, drug sniffing dogs cant detect weed through peanut butter, we put the weed in a plastic bag for protection.
also our government is always high :)

One of our smaller religious minorities, the Discordians, have requested (and being granted) 10,000 bags of Marijuana. 5,850,000 runes ($900,000) will be shipped by discreet briefcase upon confirmation.

it's all done annomuysly thru the mail so u cant track us :P

We rip open all packages, and confiscate anything we don't like. Like heartfelt letters. And kittens.

Independent Wiccans order confimed, The Burnsian Desert is peanut butter illegal in your country? a shame. By the way its not my fault if your citizens need to get thier drugs from my underground.

Independent Wiccans order confimed, The Burnsian Desert is peanut butter illegal in your country? a shame. By the way its not my fault if your citizens need to get thier drugs from my underground.

If they get it from the underground, too bad, it's out of our control. However, peanut butter can be x-rayed, can it not?

bump
marijuana is a soft plant, it wont show up on an x-ray of a peanut butter jar

Stop selling weed. We have our drug problem under control in Sevaris- I don't need your pot corrupting non-addicts. (Yes, pot has been legalized in Sevaris, but it is only distributed to addicts).

Cease and desist. Or you will be bombed.

-Alec Mannerheim

Stop selling weed. We have our drug problem under control in Sevaris- I don't need your pot corrupting non-addicts. (Yes, pot has been legalized in Sevaris, but it is only distributed to addicts).

Cease and desist. Or you will be bombed.

-Alec Mannerheim
Ill vaporize you if go around n00b stomping

stop selling illeagal contreaband or prepare for a nuclear strike

Ill vaporize you if go around n00b stomping

Erm..why? The man's selling pot, and is thus threatening my culture. I have a right to remove him.

Also, I'm much larger than you, and therefore have probably many more WMDs than you do. Also, you only have 60 posts. Do you expect me to accept a nuclear attack from a nation that has only 60 posts?

as do i arming silos 1- 28 oni clas weapons online target aquired

Erm..why? The man's selling pot, and is thus threatening my culture. I have a right to remove him.

Also, I'm much larger than you, and therefore have probably many more WMDs than you do. Also, you only have 60 posts. Do you expect me to accept a nuclear attack from a nation that has only 60 posts?
I wouldnt need to use nukes, and I have more population than you if you bother to check my nation page. And I had over 1,000 posts before I was rsurected

Its legal to sell weed in his country as well as in other countries. If your citizens want to break the law, it your problem, and he has said it is an underground operation.

Oh and hi sephy hows your destroyed planet and non-existant fleet going?
Sephrioth
This message is hidden because Sephrioth is on your ignore list.
That's what I thought.

Seph, let me handle this. We don't need your noobishness.

*A tactical Tu-95 bomber wing is readied at an airbase in Maryland. Soon, it shall depart, with orders to bomb the pot farms. They are armed with incendiary weapons, as to completely ravage the farms.*

fire all weapons at stoners paridise

nukes are more efective

Stop selling weed. We have our drug problem under control in Sevaris- I don't need your pot corrupting non-addicts. (Yes, pot has been legalized in Sevaris, but it is only distributed to addicts).

Cease and desist. Or you will be bombed.

-Alec Mannerheim
The sale of marijuana is fully legal and supported within my nation and region. Since we only distrubute to governments, I dont see how your non-addict population could obtain weed from us.... If you attempt to attack us we will call upon all of our allies.



And Sephrioth I am not future tech and you will be ignored if you attack me

I wouldnt need to use nukes, and I have more population than you if you bother to check my nation page. And I had over 1,000 posts before I was rsurected

Its legal to sell weed in his country as well as in other countries. If your citizens want to break the law, it your problem, and he has said it is an underground operation.

Oh and hi sephy hows your destroyed planet and non-existant fleet going?

That's what I thought.

Actually, you'd be hard to pressed to beat me, still. You only spend marginally more on your military than I do, and I have allies who would back me up. I'm in my rights here- I can and will launch a crackdown if I damn well want to.

The sale of marijuana is fully legal and supported within my nation and region. Since we only distrubute to governments, I dont see how your non-addict population could obtain weed from us.... If you attempt to attack us we will call upon all of our allies.



And Sephrioth I am not future tech and you will be ignored if you attack me

The point is, enemy governments would purchase it, and then use it against me. It's perfectly reasonable logic.

Call off your bombers Sevaris. You know not with whom you are dealing with.

Call off your bombers Sevaris. You know not with whom you are dealing with.

Really? And who are you? Someone I should be concerned about?

the first time any of your stuff makes it into our borders, we will execute them.

We are more powerful and have more connections tha you realize Sevaris

Dragonaiva,
Your going to execute peanut butter jars filled with weed?

were also sending in B1B Lancers to bomb you guys, maybe youll find out what it means to take a hit.

Dragonaiva,
Your going to execute peanut butter jars filled with weed?

i meant the guys that smuggle it in will get shot

We are more powerful and have more connections tha you realize Sevaris

Dragonaiva,
Your going to execute peanut butter jars filled with weed?

Then tell me what you mean, otherwise, the raid will proceed. Unless I get a damn good reason to call off my bombers, you'll get burned. Quite literally, I might add.

nukes are modern tech

Any bombers entering Stoners Paradise Airspace will be met with my full fighter wing.

your siding with drug dealers

Any bombers entering Stoners Paradise Airspace will be met with my full fighter wing.

My bombers will be escorted by MiG-29s, obviously. I'm not stupid.

Any bombers entering Stoners Paradise Airspace will be met with my full fighter wing.

bring it on we could use a good fight!! oh yeah, our bombers are being escorted by 100 of the finest pilots in draganovia.

Our citizens are too cynical to try anything unless they see results.

Then tell me what you mean, otherwise, the raid will proceed. Unless I get a damn good reason to call off my bombers, you'll get burned. Quite literally, I might add.
What I mean is I can get half of the pot smoking nations on NS to come to my aid and turn your country into rubble, I am deploying a combat airpatrol of 100 F-31X Cyclone Interceptors and 1,000 F-420 Fighters around our main pot farms, MIM-23 HAWK, SA-2 PAC-3 and Nike Hercules Anti-Aircraft Missile batteries are in place already. Good Luck getting through with my + Islamaisbads airforces.

i have a modern tech army too
2000 donair stategic bombers launched

SP, in the name of common sense, give it up!! your getting on the wrong side of alot of nations right now and you will only regret it very soon. aslo we are locking 20 nuclear missles onto your country and you will get glassed if we decide to fire them. i am a MT nation

What I mean is I can get half of the pot smoking nations on NS to come to my aid and turn your country into rubble, I am deploying a combat airpatrol of 100 F-31X Cyclone Interceptors and 1,000 F-420 Fighters around our main pot farms, MIM-23 HAWK, SA-2 PAC-3 and Nike Hercules Anti-Aircraft Missile batteries are in place already. Good Luck getting through with my + Islamaisbads airforces.

My nation smokes pot, yes. Only the addicts, though. The drug problem in Sevaris is dying out. I am merely preventing a threat from materializing.

And, perhaps instead of bombers, I'll send a few ICBMs your way. (Conventional warheads, of course. Nuclear is not needed.)

I have 500 Su-37 Fighters, 520 MiG-35 Fighters and 80 F-23 Fighters I can dispatch immediatly, F-15, F-18 and MiG-29 squadrons can be called up if needed.

You use ICBMS of any kind Islamaisbad will interpret it as a nuclear attack and laucnh a full scale nuclear strike in response

I have 500 Su-37 Fighters, 520 MiG-35 Fighters and 80 F-23 Fighters I can dispatch immediatly, F-15, F-18 and MiG-29 squadrons can be called up if needed.

You use ICBMS of any kind Islamaisbad will interpret it as a nuclear attack and laucnh a full scale nuclear strike in response

Erm- you idiot, YOU CANNOT INTERPRET SOMETHING AS A NUCLEAR ATTACK IF IT IS NOT ONE!

OOC: I am halfway tempted to ignore you as it is. Don't push me further.

So you are going through with this pitiful attempt to stop the LEGAL drug trade, even if you destory us the threat will always be there


continue at this thread -> http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=7560501#post7560501

and stop junking up my storefront.

and sephroth you are notorious god modder and werent you recently totally and utterly defeated and have no military to speak of....please go away/

I have 500 Su-37 Fighters, 520 MiG-35 Fighters and 80 F-23 Fighters I can dispatch immediatly, F-15, F-18 and MiG-29 squadrons can be called up if needed.

You use ICBMS of any kind Islamaisbad will interpret it as a nuclear attack and laucnh a full scale nuclear strike in response

in that case, well just use our nukes on you!! we have missle shield in place over our country so we dont give a whit about your nukes.

Erm- you idiot, YOU CANNOT INTERPRET SOMETHING AS A NUCLEAR ATTACK IF IT IS NOT ONE!

OOC: I am halfway tempted to ignore you as it is. Don't push me further.
Yes I can.
Non-Nuclear ICBMS look exactly the same as, and have the same exact radar signature as Nuclear ones.... Ignore me and i suggest stoners just ignore all of you.


I too have an ABM defense system and airborne and space based laser defenses Dragonovia

sigh, Pot is illegal in our nation however it is legal in other nations so its nothing new legalising cannabis. Let him be.

Yes I can.
Non-Nuclear ICBMS look exactly the same as, and have the same exact radar signature as Nuclear ones.... Ignore me and i suggest stoners just ignore all of you.


I too have an ABM defense system and airborne and space based laser defenses Dragonovia

I also have an SDI system. Anyway, when I have explicitly stated that I will not use nuclear, and, thus, will use smaller ICBMs, and since I have been known to use non-nuclear ICBMs in the past, one would thing you'd believe me. Also, if you even dare as to fire one missile at me, I will reduce your nation to nuclear waster.

how bout jut dont use ICBMs and fight like a man

how bout jut dont use ICBMs and fight like a man

How about stop defending a nation that is trying to destroy Western culture, hmm?

OOC: Also, learn to spell, for God's sake. I don't RP with noobs who can't spell.

chilledness will not engage in traditional military action, but will release biological agents which can only be combatted with THC upon any nation/region threatening military action against any of our allies

HOW IS SALE OF A NATURAL PLANT "trying to destroy Western culture"

I ask you that seriously. We will defend these Stoners to the death!! Islamaisbad has a long history of a pro-pot culture and we will not let like minded individuals be destroyed!!


[I'm not a robot, I missed one fucking letter get over it.]

HOW IS SALE OF A NATURAL PLANT "trying to destroy Western culture"

I ask you that seriously. We will defend these Stoners to the death!! Islamaisbad has a long history of a pro-pot culture and we will not let like minded individuals be destroyed!!


[I'm not a robot, I missed one fucking letter get over it.]


OOC: Look, I am already pissed enough. Don't push me further, otherwise, I'll ignore you. You write like a noob, that is why I said what I said.

IC:

It's a plant that corrupts minds.

chilledness will not engage in traditional military action, but will release biological agents which can only be combatted with THC upon any nation/region threatening military action against any of our allies
We would be interested in obtaining several million gallons of this agent when we get a chance :P

consider it done......ive already established cells within the borders of these war mongering nations....i suggest you raise the prices of your pot, servais is gonna have to buy alot of pot, if he does not wish to see his economy crumble as a result of this powerful nerve agent

consider it done......ive already established cells within the borders of these war mongering nations....i suggest you raise the prices of your pot, servais is gonna have to buy alot of pot, if he does not wish to see his economy crumble as a result of this powerful nerve agent

Ignored. No RP involved. Godmod.

:)

The people and government of Sarijevo welcome all class C drugs. We feel that marijuana has no adverse health issues, and has been proved to help to keep unrest at a minimum. Declaring drugs illegal in a country only welcomes drug smuggling on which the government takes no money from in taxes, so why try and stop something which will only cause a problem and make no tax money from it?

Again, I, the leader of Sarijevo, pledge to take all trade from drug producing nations into cinsideration.