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Once Upon A Time In A Far Away Land [Closed Colonial RP]

Scandavian States
26-10-2004, 03:58
[Right, understand that this is closed everyone except myself and one of Illior's puppets. I ask that if you have to tag, do so using the Thread Tool menu in the upper right hand corner of this thread, however legitimate comments on the RP are acceptable. That is all for now]


Emperor Alexander I Larsen was not having a good day, which as he aged seemed to sum up his daily routine more and more. This time it was population issues, more specifically it was the climbing population density that was causing his less-than-perfect day. “So, you’re telling me that because of our policy of keeping our land as intact as possible, for strategic reasons of course, the population density it causing greater demand in the marketplace in general, and in housing specifically, that can’t be met by supply, which is in turn driving up prices? Gentlemen, this is unacceptable, ever since we took to building extremely large skyscrapers with all kinds of apartments and housing, prices have been fairly low, even for the more luxurious units. This is going to affect our economy, and not in a good way, if something isn’t done. So, are there any suggestions?”

A small man, wearing a gray summer-weight suit with a black t-shirt underneath, cleared his throat and said, “Sir, I think we may have found a solution.”

Alexander didn’t recognize the man, he hadn’t been to any meetings before, “Who are you and whom do you work for?”

“My name is Cardew Barrow, I’m an analyst within the Satellite Reconnaissance Officer of the External Security Service.”

The game of Royal Twenty Questions continued with, “Just what is it that you think you have that will help us. I was under the impression that satellites were fairly small and incapable of alleviating population problems, seeing as they’re in space and all.”

Barrow managed a slight smile at the joke, even though he was greatly intimidated by being the subject of his sovereign’s grilling, “As you may know, we’ve had one or two satellites doing random surveys of the planet, more to justify continued funding of them than anything, for the past year. In that time we’ve managed to pick up quite a few uninhabited landmasses, mostly small islands. However, there’s one that’s substantially larger than the rest, very nearly the size of our own mainland.”

“You’re suggesting what, exactly?” The Emperor thought he knew where this was going, but couldn’t be quite sure.

“One of the newbies in my section suggested that it would be ‘cool’ to send an expedition, maybe even found a colony. I believe he even made the quip that ‘An Empire isn’t an Empire until it has a few colonies under its belt,’” relayed what was the civilian equivalent of a Non-Commissioned Officer.

“I could sit here making you sweat all day with my questions, but I believe that would be counter-productive. Instead, you may go back to your office.” Just as Barrow reached the door Alexander stopped him, “Oh, and fill out a promotion request for whoever suggested that idea of yours and send it by my office.”

The Emperor didn’t add that he’d be endorsing it himself, that’d be a nice little surprise for whoever it was that had inadvertently saved his nation a lot of pain. He then picked up a folder, flipped through the printed photos and files inside, and handed it to Admiral of the Fleet Tzu, “I want you to organize an expedition. Keep the ships assigned for this outing to a division of destroyers and a composite flotilla of transports. Coordinate with the Civil Affairs Service to find civilian volunteers, I’ll send them the parameters for who is acceptable. Sun, this is under your personal watch, I don’t care if you have to shirk all of your other administrative duties to your subordinates, just get this done properly.”
The Rabid Atheists
27-10-2004, 03:38
OOC: all right all, just for reference, I'm Illior, this is just an alternate nation of mine for other RPing purposes...
IC:Damn, this turned out to be one hell of a day King Farnsworth Said to himself,Why did those arrogant ass Illiorians have to go back on that damn Interceptor Deal? Well, at least the A-15 deal went through,

"Excuse me Your Highness, your afternoon brief is here," one of the Trusted (1) said.
"Thank you, Let him in," The King said and if you get near the report again, you and your family will be unavailable to the world forever!

"Your Highness, I have brought your report," the messenger said

"Thank you," the King said while accepting the report from the bowing messenger, "it is unedited just like I requested, correct?"

"Yes sir, all of us over at IIID, know what happened to my predecessor," the messenger droned on, he will never see the light of day again, he said, only to himself because he knew if he said that, his leader would do the same thing to him.

"Good, please stay here and wait, because if I have any questions, I'll need them answered fast." The king quickly responded while pulling out his reading glasses as the messenger turned away and sat down on the floor.

After about twenty minutes of constant reading, the king finally looked up and quickly and silently removed his special bifocals, and beckoned the messenger to his side, "Is this figure correct?" The king said, pointing to the number of believers in what was supposed to be the non-believer part of the cities.

"I'm sure it is sir," the messenger spewed out as if programmed to say that to any question of reliability.

"Thank you for your time, Mr. ...."

"Kyli sir, Gordon Kyli,"

"Yes, well thank you Mr. Kyli, and on your way out, have Mrs. Kunnah Schedule an appointment with Mr. Hauge at 7:00 PM tonight at the royal palace, and of course you're invited Mr. Kyli, you and your wife," the king said pleasantly.

Awed and shocked, all he could manage was, "Tha.. Than.... Thank yo you, your Highness; I am your servant in Life and in death." He said. The latter was the mantra for all civil employees, and if said in front of a high ranking official was a sign of great appreciation and humility.
The Rabid Atheists
08-11-2004, 01:27
Later that day in the Imperial Atheist Palace


“Welcome to the IAP, the King is so glad you could make it,” The doorman said Mr. and Mrs. Kyli as he held the lavish entrance door open, “The king wishes you to meet him in the cyan room,” the doorman finished.

“Thank you, and how would we get to the Cyan Room?” Mr. Kyli, asked the doorman with a little bit of snootishness thrown in to make himself feel more important.

“Go down the hallway, to the very end, about a 3 minute walk, and take a right. Continue on down for 300 meters and take a left,” The doorman replied while smirking,

“Thank you so much,” Mrs. Kyli said. It was the first thing she had said all night, having been so excited to be formally invited to the IAP.

After 5 or so minutes of walking in silence, they finally reached the door where there was a man in a dark navy suit, which seemed to be a military dress suit with no medals on it.

“The King and his wife are expecting you,” He continued with a smirk thinking to himself, Boy do these 2 have a surprise in store, “Go right on in.

The couple entered to see the king and his wife sitting on what looked like a rather large and overstuffed love seat, with 2 others near by. The room itself was very elegant, a medium sized table with 6 seats and a stunning table cloth on it, and what seemed to be several large metal tunnels leading downward under the table. The Kylis also noticed a rather concealed door not too far from the head of the table.

“Ahh… Here are our guests of honor,” the king stated as turned and looked at his wife.

“Yes, you said these two were a good choice to have veal with…” Mrs. Klin said. She truly wasn’t the king’s wife; consort would be the word.

“We’re having veal?” Mr. Kyli asked Veal’s my favorite food, how the hell did they know that?

“Yes, Mr. Kyli, we are having veal. Specifically veal picatta,”

Even better both Kylis thought to themselves

“Shall we eat?” A man said walking in through the side door

“Ahh, Mr. Hauge, I’m glad you could join us,” the king replied in a rather peculiar tone, “And yes, eat we shall,” the king replied in a voice mocking Yoda… his favorite movie character of all time.

“Great! I shall call in the servants,” Mrs. Klin said.

“Thank you honey that’d be great, please tell them to bring crab cakes before the main course,” the king said while smirking, as seemingly to give a sign to his consort.


OOC: more to come later, caught up in HW