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The United Federation of Germanische Zustande formally declares war against The Fedral Union for its open war against the AoN. Tensions have risen for the past few years, and have finally reached the boiling point. The UFGZ opens yet another front in the ESUS war, and calls upon other allied nations to follow suit with like declarations upon The Fedral Union. No longer will we sit by and be insulted by haughty nations who believe themselves to be superior in every way to all others. We will not stand for it.

We advise The Fedral Union to prepare for a long drawn out campaign.

-The High Council of the Federation

Gov response : bring those cardboard ships on ... this feeble attempt will not last against our democratic republic

Cardboard ships? Do not underestimate your navy so much... I am sure they will score some hits...

*rolls eyes*
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as you can see our officers ponder why your government is so foolish

Our government wonders why you need so much time to identify a simple insult...

I do apologize for earlier.I wrote an apology letter in the International Incidents folder.Anyway, how about you guys create a poll and whoever has the most votes for the country they want to win the war wins and get's to decide what happens.Well, not completely.Like let's say the Feds win then, you can't just say your whole country is ours.You know what I mean.Right?

all we have to say is try your hardest

*Force-smacks both of you upside the head*

Our High Council wonders why you two are acting like little children. Perhaps you need to go through kindergarten again?

*proceeds to school the two of you in the art of war*

:p

I've read Sun Tzu, thank you very much...

Heh, me too

Now will you two just go ahead and fight... MUST SEE... VIOLENCE!!!

Who's my current bet on? Wait and see.

Well, I haven't read all of The Art Of War...

I usually wait for my enemies to come to me...

Im beting GZ will win but this thread gets ignored by TFU.

Im beting GZ will win but this thread gets ignored by TFU.

how can he win his omg ships are made of cardbord i should ignore him but im giveing him another chance

TFU ignores everything that might have the slightest iota of a chance of having a microscopic risk of losing. Whereas anybody who ignores his 50,000,000 ship fleets is just a pigheaded newb with no idea of the resources of his vast interstellar empire of doom.
*hurls n00ks at everybody in thread*

TFU ignores everything that might have the slightest iota of a chance of having a microscopic risk of losing. Whereas anybody who ignores his 50,000,000 ship fleets is just a pigheaded newb with no idea of the resources of his vast interstellar empire of doom.
*hurls n00ks at everybody in thread*
ohh dont start have you not noticed my fleet only has 8000 ships
witch has only 2000 cap ships
wich has 800 powerfull cap ships
witch only has 50 super cap ships ?

Well said, HM.

ohh dont start have you not noticed my fleet only has 8000 ships
witch has only 2000 cap ships
wich has 800 powerfull cap ships
witch only has 50 super cap ships ?

It is which not witch.

*Sigh* I wonder how long it will be before you two ruin yet another potential RP...

I'm just waiting for TFU to attack the only systems he knows of... Normandeicht... I don't even know where his space is...

I PWNZ@31!1!!! OMG WTF LOL U WIT OMFG 99999999999999999999999991?!1!1!??!!??!! OMG WTF LOL SHIPS!!!!!1 OMG WTF AND OMFG L37 NOOKS
AND 999999999999999999 1!1!11!!11!1!!1 OMG LOL SOLDIEGRS WIT MAH OMG UB3R T3CH

nuff said

When it comes to it, i will join UFGZ if if would be so obliged. I would probably make a small yet valuable difference.

*Sigh* I wonder how long it will be before you two ruin yet another potential RP...

I think it was done before it started.

*chuckles* Thank you, Nim, for your support. I appreciate the gesture. However, you would make little difference... unless your entire population flew kamikaze fighters...

Ain't that the truth Crossman. This was mostly the reason I was on the NS section insted of II to avoid these little problems

Ain't that the truth Crossman. This was mostly the reason I was on the NS section insted of II to avoid these little problems

Good idea.

Thank you,

Although, don't say that, my nation has seemed to be getting a bit suicidal recently.

*chuckles* Thank you, Nim, for your support. I appreciate the gesture. However, you would make little difference... unless your entire population flew kamikaze fighters...

Aren't you kind. Insulting people who would like to help you.

Coreworlds get on AIM plz.

Oh and TFU stoping acting like a 5 year old he has a fleet of 1500 (or 1200) of ship smaller then 500 feet (1.5km) eaither RP and get on with it or IGNOREING IT but dont act like a 5 year old you will lose what respeact you have gotten back.

Crossman, I was not insulting him. I was simply stating a fact. What can such a small nation do? I did not intend to insult him, and he appeared to recognize that.

I PWNZ@31!1!!! OMG WTF LOL U WIT OMFG 99999999999999999999999991?!1!1!??!!??!! OMG WTF LOL SHIPS!!!!!1 OMG WTF AND OMFG L37 NOOKS
AND 999999999999999999 1!1!11!!11!1!!1 OMG LOL SOLDIEGRS WIT MAH OMG UB3R T3CH

nuff said

I shouldn't have given him the Noob translator :headbang:

Oh and TFU stoping acting like a 5 year old he has a fleet of 1500 (or 1200) of ship smaller then 500 feet (1.5km) eaither RP and get on with it or IGNOREING IT but dont act like a 5 year old you will lose what respeact you have gotten back.

I think we should all say to hell with them and let them argue and/or RP by themselves. They can finish each other off and it'll save all of us the headache.

Uh, CorpSac, no, 1200 ships longer than 500 ft. I think 500 feet is somewhere around 140 meters... The second largest ships we have are the Dreadnoughts, two of them. THey are 1 mile long. Or, 1.6 Km.

Coreworlds get on AIM plz.

Oh and TFU stoping acting like a 5 year old he has a fleet of 1500 (or 1200) of ship smaller then 500 feet (1.5km) eaither RP and get on with it or IGNOREING IT but dont act like a 5 year old you will lose what respeact you have gotten back.

500 feet is WAY less than 1.5 km, cosidering that 1.6 km is a mile.

Good idea.

Ya but now the NS section has nothing good going on that I can join in.

As I said before, I await thy attack, TFU. If you will not attack, just surrender now and get this over with. This entire thread is just a bunch of idiotic rambling by both of us.

Dare I say that everyone agrees with me?

As I said before, I await thy attack, TFU. If you will not attack, just surrender now and get this over with. This entire thread is just a bunch of idiotic rambling by both of us.

Wow, finally a good point. Too bad I gave it to you...

-OOC-
Dude, you were the one who declared war on him.

As such, he's not bound to be the agressor. Theoretically, the entire war could go for years without a shot fired.

-OOC-
Dude, you were the one who declared war on him.

As such, he's not bound to be the agressor. Theoretically, the entire war could go for years without a shot fired.

Like their arguements.

Eh, Crossman, you didn't give me that Idea, I knew it from the beginning.

Eh, Crossman, you didn't give me that Idea, I knew it from the beginning.

If you knew, you wouldn't have started this thread. Unless you were trying to provoke TFU into another childish arguement.

TFU, give me a systems of yours that I can attack.

EDIT ABOVE: I knew it after the first few posts...

I think with 3 pages already, the first 5-8 posts count as in the beginning

*tiwch im ignoreing this thread before i flame my self to deat*

And, CORPSAC WAS RIGHT! He made the correct bet...

TFU, give me a systems of yours that I can attack.

What a great idea! Plan your attack after you've started everything! :rolleyes:

But anyway, I'll be taking my own advice now and taking my leave of this nonsense thread.

Sayonara

*Shells out a fifty to Corpsac* Damn you.

I now declare this war officially over, with the UFGZ being the victor by default...

*shakes head while he decides which convoy route to attack as pirates*

Oh, coreworlds, why don't you fly under some false colors and incite the war?

On a lighter note, after our victory celebrations were over, the Federation made this announcement:

"VOTE BUSH!!!"

-OOC-
Just like Neo-Mekanta was the victor in the battle of Gorugathka?

Although, that was the result of IC action. Not OOCly pissing off your opponent until they can't tolorate you anymore and leave before you provoke them into flaming you.

As such, you're the winner... but you're still a loser.

The Battle of Gorugathka was a tie. I destroyed more of your ships and inflicted economic damage, but I had to retreat to war against the ESUS...

-OOC-
By that definition, this war is a tie too. No damage on either side.

Which means you STILL haven't won.


Besides. Neo-Mekanta accomplished thier objectives in Gorugathka. They held the system, and now its all part of Minagoroshi. Including that planet you were so proud of having made out of my Reflex Cannon blast.

Gorugathka was a tie. If not a slight, slight, slight victory for the UFGZ. And here, I consider it a victory because I would have won, if TFU hadn't ignored my threat to his well-being...

We accomplished our objectives at Gorugathka also. We destroyed that resource harvester...

-OOC-
Keep telling yourself whatever makes you happy, GZ. I know the truth.

Seeing as this war hasn't happened, and died a stalemate, I take my leave.

Ja-na!

Yes, and the truth you know is that it was a tie.

Yes, and the truth you know is that it was a tie.

It wasn't a win-lose or a tie. It was a childish bicker fest. The only outcome was that it ended.

So sayeth Crossman.

Well, I don't think it's ended yet... I haven't made peace with Neo-Mekanta yet...