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Louisiana Strategic Works is a large state owned company within Communist Louisiana. LSW manufactures nuclear and chemical weapons as well as their launchers.

LSW sticks to its own storefront and does not advertise in other storefronts because it is extremely rude to do so. We do not do it so we ask the same in return from other nations.

The n00b nation of Monkey Magic and Pigsy has advertised on LSW's storefront. We have asked them to remove the post, but he has not:
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=358825&page=6&pp=15

After warning him many times, he has not taken the post off and has threatened Communist Louisiana. Communist Louisiana has sent the nation one last post of warning. If the nation of Monkey Magic and Pigsy does not heed this final warning, Communist Louisianaian forces will begin mobilization for war with Monkey Magic and Pigsy.

50,000 Red Troops have been notified for possible mobilization against Monkey Magic and Pigsy

If war Starts.........I am going to help you, CL

You want that 'with' knocked out of your thread title?

The United Socialist States of Neo-Soviet Russia feels the 'nation' of Monkey Magic and Pigsy has had ample warning and time to turn back against their decision to 'stick to their guns'.

If war is to occur though, the USSNSR will stand by its ally of Communist Louisiana.

(OOC: And if this goes to god modding cheese wiz, as I suspect it will, prepare for a zerg rush.)

OCC: I put that 'with' there for a reason. It will attract more people, it attracted you b/c you wanted to see who I was mobilizing against.

CL, we see that advestment is not a good way to declear war over. Declearing war on somebody who post a ad in your storefront is stupid and noobish.

Secretary of State Steve Rasptin
Liberal Commumist Republic of Brydog

Upper Xen will join you, if you want us to, in any military conflict you may face in the near future.

We thank all of the nations supporting us.

Brydog, how would you fill if you ran a storefront and a nation was to not buy anything, they just come in a post an advertisment for their store which sells the same weapons you would?

I know many nations who have rules saying that their stuff is copyright and this is a blatent(sp?) disregard for my companies rights.

I will help you CL deploying following fleets
homeland fleet
fleet 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,
all togetther they have
100+ Battelships
99 Aircraft Carries
100 Support ships
20 subs
30 small battelships

Old friend, we will support your war. As of this time, we are to send 10,000 Raptorian 1st National Army Troops to start off. Feel free to contact us if you are to need more. Good luck, and godspeed.

There is no need for military mobilizations that big. This nations population is only about 10 million. All we would ask if nessecary is about 5,ooo troops per nation who wants to send troops.

Maybe we can alie together

To: Communist Louisiana

KICK NOOB BUTT!

(ooc: just request a mod to remove the post, it's your thread.)

We're going to send 5,000 Special Forces to parachute out of Airbus A380s over "Monkey Magic and Pigsy" if war does erupt.... (They have been training for over a decade and are a little bit war hungry...)

Amen to that!

As for troops, we can send the 1st Marine Expeditionary Unit, which consists of:
---1ST MARINE EXPEDITIONARY UNIT---
1 Wasp class Amphibious vehicle with/
2,000 Marines
12 CH-46 Sea Knight helicopters
9 CH-53 Sea Stallion helicopters
6 AV-8B Harrier attack planes

The total force altogether is about 3,116 troops-within the specified limits. Where can I base them until the emergency passes?

[OOC: Wouldn't this be more of a moderation issue?]

Tylinoa will send 3 of its S.T.A.W teams to help you CL.

S.T.A.W Teams:
10 Troops each

Carry:
M4A1 SD's w/M203 grenade launcher
Mark23 SD w/ laser sight
6 M203 Grenades
Kevlar Vest
Night Vision

Specialize In:
Stealth Tatics
Various weapons knowledge
Camoflauge Skills

OOC: This could give my S.T.A.W. teams some practice, the teams are Special Ops Teams.

OCC: I put that 'with' there for a reason. It will attract more people, it attracted you b/c you wanted to see who I was mobilizing against.

OOC: That's why I looked. :D

occ: see how good us commies run our propaganda machines!

As stated previously in CL's storefront, we can spare the following naval task force to assist in operations against the n00b:

2 Nimitz-class carriers, with aircraft complement
6 Iowa-class battleships
10 Ticonderoga-class cruisers
8 Arleigh Burke class destroyers
6 Los Angeles class subs
16 various frigates and support ships

However, the complement of sailors for a fleet this large will be well in excess of 5,000--do we need to scale this down?

Admiral Douglass
Chief of Staff
Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts

Just another example of the communist aggression which turns nations against communism...

I mean, an advert? Arn't you susposed to be showing the world how good communism is or are you actually working against my comrade allies who toil hard to show the world that communism isn't like what Stalin and Lenin showed the world, but is more of a system of equality and benefit to the people... going to war because your government owned company had it's air space violated by another nations advertisement is beyond comprehension, hundreds, maybe thousands will die because of this... a true communism would think about it's people always.

It seems Communist Louisiana hasn't changed at all. Just as we suspected. Have your war, it will only damage what you seek to promote.

Foriegn Minister Mick Lakely, Iuthian Diplomatic Corps


OOC: "n00b" is a OOC term... you aren't going to war because of OOC reasons now are you guys?

A quick in-and-out Special Forces attack on the capital I would say is the best way to go about this... -Ludo Hienkel, Chief Officer of Defense

To: Communist Louisiana
From: Sec. Def. Robert Mackenzy, P3X1299 Department of Defense

It has come to our attention that certain countries have refused to remove unwanted advertising from your store. It is our sincere belief that you have the right to have said advertising removed. Therefore, I have received permission to commit 1 mechanized infantry division, 1 air wing or carrier group, and 1 naval invasion strike group as required to land the infantry division.

The military of P3X1299 also stands ready to commit 6-12 Seawolf class nuclear submarines as requested, for purposes of engaging the enemy fleet or blockading the enemy ports.

[OOC: Wouldn't this be more of a moderation issue?]

That's what I assumed...

[OOC: I want to play with my toys though. :p]

Just another example of the communist aggression which turns nations against communism...

I mean, an advert? Arn't you susposed to be showing the world how good communism is or are you actually working against my comrade allies who toil hard to show the world that communism isn't like what Stalin and Lenin showed the world, but is more of a system of equality and benefit to the people... going to war because your government owned company had it's air space violated by another nations advertisement is beyond comprehension, hundreds, maybe thousands will die because of this... a true communism would think about it's people always.

It seems Communist Louisiana hasn't changed at all. Just as we suspected. Have your war, it will only damage what you seek to promote.

Foriegn Minister Mick Lakely, Iuthian Diplomatic Corps


OOC: "n00b" is a OOC term... you aren't going to war because of OOC reasons now are you guys?


The really interesting thing about all of this, is that this war has been started by LC for the most common of reasons. Misunderstanding. We human don't change much over the millenia, do we?

It's not an advert I placed but a joke.

See:
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=7300100&postcount=81

I have explained this to the Warmongering Communist Louisiana, (in a polite manner) interesting to see that he has a reputation of being aggressive. And I assume rude too?

See;
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=7324303&posted=1#post7324303

Ambassador Pigsy, to the Nation of Monkey Magic and Pigsy.

The Imperial Republic of Hatarian Declares War on the noob Nation of Monkey Magic and Pigsy.

*Looks up at post*

Oh... I thought it was 2 nations. 1 called monkey magic and one called pigsy but now I see that it is just 1.


I say wipe them from the face of the earth

If war Starts.........I am going to help you, CL

The Imperial Republic of Hatarian Declares War on the noob Nation of Monkey Magic and Pigsy.

Erm... your being flattened atm Hartaria... I don't you think you're going to have anything left soon :) So how exactly are you going to help, CL?

Bump

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=7331853&postcount=105

Ambassador Monkey Magic and Pigsy ;)

Louisiana, we have had this happen to ourselves as well, and we know how irritating this can be. Please contact our government via TG and we will commence the bombing of MMP Bases, Installations, Radar, and if need be, cities.

Defence Minister Alan Bragg

[OOC: He deleted the post in question so there's no need to go to war.

Those of you who are mobilizing for war for this should be ashamed of yourselves for your n00bish behavior. You know better.]

The nation of Tylinoa has pulled its S.T.A.W. teams since this has been resolved.

Upper Xen will withdraw its forces, seeing as how they are no longer necessary here.....

I am Undeclareing War.

Oh, CL, like to Help me in My war against The Parthians and their Allies?

P3X1299 will withdraw its forces since it seems that this issue has been resolved.

The Naval Task Force that we offered to assist Communist Louisiana has been ordered to demobilize as the source of conflict appears to have been resolved. :)

Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts

If CL engages in any conflict, we are by their side.