Holy Paradise
24-10-2004, 17:14
President Holtz tightened his tie and left his room. He took his keys and got into a convertible. He then began driving it around the city, humming the Oscar Meyer weiner song. No security forces were present with him. As he turned onto Embassy Row, two men waited on the roof of a building with a rifle w/scope. They aimed it onto the president. "BLAM!" President Holtz slumped over and crashed into the building that the men were on. Amazingly, President Holtz was alive, but barely.
Later,
This is an HPBC special report with Sean Handdity.
"Dear fellow citizens of Holy Paradise, I have some shocking news. President Holtz has been shot. Amazingly, he is alive but barely. We are not allowed to give any more info for now."
Later,
This is an HPBC special report with Sean Handdity.
"Dear fellow citizens of Holy Paradise, I have some shocking news. President Holtz has been shot. Amazingly, he is alive but barely. We are not allowed to give any more info for now."