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new IGNORE cannon

Crazed Marines
24-10-2004, 01:49
Seeing how the world is plaged by godmodders, we have decided to unveil our new IGNORE cannon. It is an ubertrained chipmunk+2 with a rocket launcher. When we wish to ignore someone, we'll tell him that the offendor's trying to take his nuts...(make your own joke here)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v169/futureMARINE/Caddyshack_Revenge.jpg
Layarteb
24-10-2004, 02:02
Ohhh I like that...
Crazed Marines
24-10-2004, 02:02
Its actually a chipmunk, but its a chipmunk who oculd whip Alvin's ass!
Phalanix
24-10-2004, 02:09
You trying to kill the non-godmoders by making them laugh to death?!? Thats funny as hell!
Fruity Loops
24-10-2004, 02:09
"amazing..WE MUST MAKE ONE OF OUR OWN! GO GET A CAT THOUGH!..so were not copycats" the president yelled on the phone to the animal controll person.
Comdidia
24-10-2004, 02:09
Very very nice. Finally a replacement to "Chippy the Attack Gopher"
Al-Imvadjah
24-10-2004, 02:10
I still like the Space Goat.
The Golden Simatar
24-10-2004, 02:11
That is cute.

How much is the cannon?
Present Day Comatica
24-10-2004, 02:13
Bunn-ay and n00bdeath are still the kings at killing gomodding n00bs.

Hail to ze Bunn-ay!
Crazed Marines
24-10-2004, 02:21
That is cute.

How much is the cannon?

They are for rent at 37 acorns a shot
Harlesburg
24-10-2004, 02:25
But wait what about the Micheal Moore with helmet and Doughnut?

(i think i got the pic bu wouldnt know how to get it up here.)
imported_Illior
24-10-2004, 02:28
They are for rent at 37 acorns a shot
*has all citizens of illior collect all acorns they see and bring them to local collection point. From there, they're transported to docks where upon they're loaded upon super freighters and sent to CM. So lets see... lets say a thousand acorns a citizen, 1000X2.2 billion... you do the math*
Fruity Loops
24-10-2004, 02:29
But wait what about the Micheal Moore with helmet and Doughnut?

(i think i got the pic bu wouldnt know how to get it up here.)

if you have the url then <img>url</img>
The Great Sixth Reich
24-10-2004, 02:29
We'll pay $6 million for internal production rights! :)
Harlesburg
24-10-2004, 02:31
Then id have to say what the dickens is url?

anyway the rodent is far supperior
imported_Illior
24-10-2004, 02:31
*has all citizens of illior collect all acorns they see and bring them to local collection point. From there, they're transported to docks where upon they're loaded upon super freighters and sent to CM. So lets see... lets say a thousand acorns a citizen, 1000X2.2 billion... you do the math*
* about a billion per frieghter, so 100 freighters for 1000 of these cute little furry creatures with unlimited shots!*
Crazed Marines
24-10-2004, 02:32
*has all citizens of illior collect all acorns they see and bring them to local collection point. From there, they're transported to docks where upon they're loaded upon super freighters and sent to CM. So lets see... lets say a thousand acorns a citizen, 1000X2.2 billion... you do the math*

Trains Alivn and the chipmunks to fight and sends them to Illior with a mini-AT4 and a bunch of ammo.

Sixth Reich: Here's the plans, take some chipmunks and teach them to shoot a small AT4 at those you wish to IGNORE. When they do it right, give them an cheese-covered acorn.
lol
Democratic Colonies
24-10-2004, 02:37
Crazed Marines, I think I know where your sig is from - is it from Command and Conquer: Tiberian Sun?
The Great Sixth Reich
24-10-2004, 02:37
Wires $100,000 for the secret advise. :)
The Golden Simatar
24-10-2004, 02:37
They are for rent at 37 acorns a shot

We are sending a large tanker filled with millions of acorns.
Crazed Marines
24-10-2004, 02:40
Alvin and his million sons are on their way (what? He is a rock star after all). Please be patient as destruction takes a little time because of a backlog. We shall send them in their own Blackhawk helicopters to assist you.........lol

And yes, the sig is from RA2, but Al-Imvijah got it first
Harlesburg
24-10-2004, 02:43
Crazed Marines, I think I know where your sig is from - is it from Command and Conquer: Tiberian Sun?

Shhh youlll give it away now everyone will Know.
TG it man
Democratic Colonies
24-10-2004, 02:43
And yes, the sig is from RA2, but Al-Imvijah got it first

Ah well - I listed the wrong C&C sequal anyways. I thought it was Tiberian Sun. Which unit said that line anyways, the US Navy Seal? I don't remember it very clearly.


EDIT: Oh, and I'm sorry if I should have TGed it. I'll be sure to do that in the future if I recognize one of your sigs again.
Crazed Marines
24-10-2004, 02:47
My sig is changed after the first correct guess. You are about 30 minutes too late on that. Sorry.
Harlesburg
24-10-2004, 02:48
Hmmm Tesla tanks has anyone made any for NS?
Crazed Marines
24-10-2004, 02:50
Uh, they're in development with me and another country. The two of us also use Tesla troopers.
imported_Illior
24-10-2004, 02:54
hrmmm... I'd guess your new one is from some islamic terrorist group... Al-Quaeda maybe?
Harlesburg
24-10-2004, 02:55
Uh, they're in development with me and another country. The two of us also use Tesla troopers.

Genius
Where or what is your Storefront?
Crazed Marines
24-10-2004, 03:01
1) No, its from a funnry website and it is saying that Americans are willing to send people to their makers
2) I'll bump my storefront's topic and link you there
Crazed Marines
24-10-2004, 03:06
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=350962
DemonLordEnigma
24-10-2004, 03:09
Just tested your Ignore Cannon. The mushroom cloud is overkill.
Gazzinite
24-10-2004, 03:12
"amazing..WE MUST MAKE ONE OF OUR OWN! GO GET A CAT THOUGH!..so were not copycats" the president yelled on the phone to the animal controll person.


we can sell you some of our national animals the cat and they come with kill-o-matic claws as standard ;)
Omega Weapon
24-10-2004, 03:14
Ill Take 400!!!!!!! :)
Crazed Marines
24-10-2004, 03:15
Just tested your Ignore Cannon. The mushroom cloud is overkill.
Could you provide me a link?
DemonLordEnigma
24-10-2004, 03:16
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=367764
Crazed Marines
24-10-2004, 03:25
Thanks. I liked the field test. Anyone want to test it on Hataria and see his reaction? You should either save the pic to your computer and upload it there or link to this thread.
Gitup
24-10-2004, 03:30
I wish to buy a whole squadron for my country.
Crazed Marines
24-10-2004, 03:42
They're on their way. Prepare for an airdrop of chipmunk-squirrel crossbreeds (Alvin drunk after a concert...lol)
Crazed Marines
24-10-2004, 16:32
bump