New drink availabl for export! [SODA]
Hogsweat
23-10-2004, 18:29
Its fizzier than Coke, tastier than Pepsi, tangier than Tango, and better than Fanta! Itss...
State Owned Distilled Orange! or SODA!
Comes in Can size: £0.55 : 250ml
http://www.spotondornoch.com/largeimages/CG12030.jpg
Comes in Bottle size:£0.80 : 750ml
http://www.cokepubandbar.co.uk/images/px_bottle_fanta.jpg
Comes in Big Bottle size:£0.80 : 2000ml
http://www.adirondackbeverages.com/flavours/graphics/large/adk2org.jpg
OOC: Just a little joke/FYI thread. ^^
Sanctaphrax
23-10-2004, 18:38
After consuming a large quantity of SODA, one sanctaphrax citizen had this to say,
"Shober's great. All hail Shober!" at this point he passed out. Investigations are underway as to whether he was drunk at the time or if its SODA.
Hogsweat
23-10-2004, 18:41
Uhm.. SODA doesn't have alcoholic substances that makes people vulnerable to propaganda :rolleyes: Oh, is that the time? Gotta go! Cya!
*Gets in car and drives away*
Camel Eaters
23-10-2004, 18:42
Hallyooah this Shoda stufe rye here is grea'
Random Citizen
The man then snapped to attention and screamed "Heil Hogsveat. Heil I said damn you HEIL!!!"
Hogsweat
23-10-2004, 18:45
Muauahahha ^^
The Island of Rose
23-10-2004, 18:52
"Wow, this is good tasting stuff. I'm going to start drinking it now. Sieg Heil!"
Random Fascist Rosian
"Hail the Rose! Hail the Rose! Hail the Rose! Hail my penis!"
Random Rosian in an Insane Asylum
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries."
Random Rosian
Sanctaphrax
23-10-2004, 19:23
The man suddenly got up and snapped to attention.
He walked and continued to walk until he came to the sea facing Hogsweat. He didn't halt and continued to walk, eventually drowning.
Camel Eaters
23-10-2004, 19:27
The man stole a dune buggy and drove to Hogsweat. "I will fight for you he." screamed. To bad he's an eighty one year old fish merchant.