NationStates Jolt Archive

The Government of Ankhmet would like to offer the pathetic nation of Serafima an offer that would be foolish to refuse. We offer 3 Scorpion light orbital frigates free of charge. All we ask in return is that you stop relying on others to fight your battles for you.Develope a spine.

That or I declare an embargo on all ankhmeti traders going into serafima.

You can kiss my ass Ankhmet, we will never give up defending Serafima. Oh and while your at it, take a look at the orbital defences we got pointing in your general direction.

Emperor Rift,

We fully agree with our ally Dumpsterdam. Please stop threatening Serafima.

And as we are allied with Dumpsterdam then we must concur.

The bit at the bottom was a joke.




Serafima isn't a serious nation...It's just an excuse for loads of sex RP's. Have you seen Serafima's posts?If it's not sex, it's trying to get others to fight his/her battles. It sucks that because THEY threatened a smaller nation all of a sudden they were the injured party because they had to face up to the circumstances. And as for orbital defences:I laugh at you. Your orbital weapons are pointing at a deserted area where Ankhmet used to be. We took to the stars.

We are well aware of your flying tin cans, which we where refering to in the first place. Serafima is a nation not capable of defending itself and therefor the Empire has decided to take up that responsibilty.

Like it or not, your screwed.

Emperor Rift,

IC:
Ankhmet, how do you help allies?
Serafima was weak and requested help and we here in Sanctaphrax thought that she deserved that help. You see, we help our allies and I am sure that if the situation should arise, she would do the same for us.

Do a little research, especially in reference to Ankhmeti FTL drives. *doo doo doo doo,doo doo, doo doo,* Can't touch this! You show up, we disappear into our little home *beyond the stars!*. You blow us up, we have our hidden space station. We can repopulate a lot faster thanks to our IDF technology.

OOC: shouldn't this entire thing be pointless? Serafima and Ankhmet can't go to war because one is MT and the other is FT.

Do a little research, especially in reference to Ankhmeti FTL drives. *doo doo doo doo,doo doo, doo doo,* Can't touch this! You show up, we disappear into our little home *beyond the stars!*. You blow us up, we have our hidden space station. We can repopulate a lot faster thanks to our IDF technology.

OoC: Try to keep IC and OOC posts apart, furthermore if you insist on being FT stop roleplaying with MT nations. Thank you, now buzz off.

IC:
Ankhmet, how do you help allies?
Serafima was weak and requested help and we here in Sanctaphrax thought that she deserved that help. You see, we help our allies and I am sure that if the situation should arise, she would do the same for us.

One: Ankhmet really has no allies.Thanks to the severely skewed (sp?) views towards the defense of FSI I'm not seen in the best light.
Two:Ankhmet does not get directly involved.We give technology, money, but no forces.After the FSI incident that was discovered to be a bad idea.

OoC: Try to keep IC and OOC posts apart, furthermore if you insist on being FT stop roleplaying with MT nations. Thank you, now buzz off.
I did not use FT in the FSI incident,I used satellites. And this is DELIBERATELY not marked as OOC or IC.

You buzz off.My thread.


EDIT:Oh wait, sorry, my bad. I used something the equivalent of an armed space shuttle. I do apologise. Surely missile defences would have an absolutely awful time trying to shoot down a flying brick with a missile rack.

I did not use FT in the FSI incident,I used satellites. And this is DELIBERATELY not marked as OOC or IC.

You buzz off.My thread.


EDIT:Oh wait, sorry, my bad. I used something the equivalent of an armed space shuttle. I do apologise. Surely missile defences would have an absolutely awful time trying to shoot down a flying brick with a missile rack.

Look, why on earth did you create this thread in the first place. It's normal to call in allies for christ's sake.