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OOC: Here's my payback for all those 'Ubzor Creationist Nation burns teacher at stake for teaching evolutionism threads.'


I'm Donald Garanioat SCNC Station, New Cleyra City.
Earlier today, a teacher at the local school in New Siri was found out to be teaching creationism at A public school.
She was then asked politely to stop, and resume a normal education.

The parental responce was incredible.

"If I wanted to teach my children this, I'd pick them up a copy of the bible in the fiction section like everybody else." Says Working mother of two, Sheryl Dynes.

The Burmecian population was less outraged. The general responce when interviewed was.
'Meh, I don't really care.'

Well...what? Do you want us to kidnap her and burn her personally or what?

Crazed Marines condemns the views of Siesatians who beieve the Bible is fiction. Creationalism is standard in our schools as is Darwinism. We believe that your law is opression of the human mind in the worst form and "suggest" you stop immeadiately.

Crazed Marines condemns the views of Siesatians who beieve the Bible is fiction. Creationalism is standard in our schools as is Darwinism. We believe that your law is opression of the human mind in the worst form and "suggest" you stop immeadiately.

Really. CSW thinks that you are full of crap and we fully back Siesatia's sensible pursuit of science.

OOC: The funny part is, 80% of my population IS NOT human, so your views only apply to about 16 % of my population (The other 4% being Athiest), and only 7% are Christian.

Godular applauds this move taken by Siesatia, and wishes to send the leader or leaders of said nation several packages full of flowers and kittens.

Or puppies, if you bend that way.

Just a few days ago, we were forced to publicly flog a teacher in one of our elementary schools for dumping evolution theory out the window on the principle's car and then turning the science class into bible study.

We asked him nicely to stop, but he said we were all demons in human form and that the Dominion was hell on earth or some other stoned rantings. So we shot him in the leg and gave him twenty lashes during yesterday's Football Game Halftime Show...

He's still alive, but he isn't talking much anymore. Oh, and we yanked his teaching license. So now he can pull his demons and angels crap on a soapbox in the nutters' quarter like all the other holy-book thumpers.

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Hey, revenge is fun.
-Vice President Orcha Yultanov of The Island of Rose

Godular applauds this move taken by Siesatia, and wishes to send the leader or leaders of said nation several packages full of flowers and kittens.

Or puppies, if you bend that way.

Just a few days ago, we were forced to publicly flog a teacher in one of our elementary schools for dumping evolution theory out the window on the principle's car and then turning the science class into bible study.

We asked him nicely to stop, but he said we were all demons in human form and that the Dominion was hell on earth or some other stoned rantings. So we shot him in the leg and gave him twenty lashes during yesterday's Football Game Halftime Show...

He's still alive, but he isn't talking much anymore. Oh, and we yanked his teaching license. So now he can pull his demons and angels crap on a soapbox in the nutters' quarter like all the other holy-book thumpers.


Siesatia sends back a package of our latest neuro weapon, complete with Insanity inducers and Anti Neuron beam, in which it inhibits the brains ability to function.
Thanks for the puppies/Kittens/Flowers or w/e. :p

Picturing a horde of enemy soldiers stumbling around, saying "Which way did they go, George, which way did they goooooooo..."

Vittles! :D :D :D

OOC: Here's my payback for all those 'Ubzor Creationist Nation burns teacher at stake for teaching evolutionism threads.'


I'm Donald Garanioat SCNC Station, New Cleyra City.
Earlier today, a teacher at the local school in New Siri was found out to be teaching creationism at A public school.
She was then asked politely to stop, and resume a normal education.

The parental responce was incredible.

"If I wanted to teach my children this, I'd pick them up a copy of the bible in the fiction section like everybody else." Says Working mother of two, Sheryl Dynes.

The Burmecian population was less outraged. The general responce when interviewed was.
'Meh, I don't really care.'
OOC: I fully back you in this, wish I thought of putting it in fiction section lol, my people are about 93% Aitheist, 7% religious, (95% tolerant lol)

I should create another thread concerning the Bible being placed in the fiction section. :p

Picturing a horde of enemy soldiers stumbling around, saying "Which way did they go, George, which way did they goooooooo..."

Vittles! :D :D :D
mmmmmmmmmmmm....THAT WAY!

"The ultimate question: Why does life exist? The answer: For life's sake."

Anonymous Iuthian Philosopher,
thought to be of Zensunni origin

I should think the ultimate question would be:

"Why does life exist?"

"To make us ask questions about why life exists. Your head blow up yet?"

Mine? No, but I'm working on it :headbang:

official responce from CR government
"Only creationism is taught in our schools. Evolution teachers are punished as you know.
~Cardinal DeVito~ "

And you learned what happens to you if those evolutionists are harmed, when I shoved my carriers up your arse. :p

official responce from CR government
"Only creationism is taught in our schools. Evolution teachers are punished as you know.
~Cardinal DeVito~ "

"We like this guy...."
-Don Mills, soldier on the front lines