The Region of Eric Cartman Worshippers invades the whole world
Cartman Worshippers
23-10-2004, 03:52
The Region of Eric Cartman Worshippers invades the entire world.
Army: 100 billion Mexican Motorcycle Ninjas. (Each is equipped with a paddleboat with a case of Miller Lite and Dyhydrogen Monoxide).
Harmonia Mortus
23-10-2004, 03:55
Hey, the motorcycle-troops were MY idea!
*n00kz ECW with a billion trillion googleplex 5,000,000,000 Googleton n0kz*
Phalanix
23-10-2004, 03:55
So very very sad to see a n00b start out like this. Ah well fun for me!
-watches the n00b's army get killed off by the massivly more advacned Phalanix army's orbital bombarment-
Cartman Worshippers
23-10-2004, 04:05
The Region of Eric Cartman Worshippers has been disbanded and is now The Region of Team America: World Police
We have commenced a nuclear barrage of:
Phalanix
Harmonia Mortus
Camel Eaters
23-10-2004, 04:14
So very stupid must not push shiniest of red buttons.
Phalanix
23-10-2004, 04:15
Currently the anti-missles grid had a feild day when toy rockets were launched at them. They were labled "W3 n0ok y0u y0u d3d."
DemonLordEnigma
23-10-2004, 04:23
The Most Serene Republic of DemonLordEnigma responds by sending its elite forces of 400 schoolgirls armed with slingshots to attack the Cartman Worshippers. Heavy losses on the side of the Cartman Worshippers is expected.
Harmonia Mortus
23-10-2004, 04:25
ECW isnt a newb, hes a n00b. He did this once before, its where he got 'his' idea for motorcycle troops.
*grumbles*
Camel Eaters
23-10-2004, 04:27
Well HM we both had the idea for motorcycle troops at about the same time so this guy stole it from both of us!
DemonLordEnigma
23-10-2004, 04:30
And just so you know, I've copyrighted the schoolgirls. In fact, if you bend them over and lift up their skirts, you'll find my innitials and my nation's emblem tatooed on their asses. So no stealing.
Camel Eaters
23-10-2004, 04:32
Yeah well I've already used the dentally challenged children with pointy sticks against him a few times. How old are these schoolgirls?
The Film Actors Guild
23-10-2004, 04:33
The Holy Empire of the F.A.G (Film Actors Guild) has joined the battle for Team America: World Police
The F.A.G attacks with 23,016 pixystick-samurais duct tapped to chairs. Each samurai is eqipped with an iPod filled with only one song, Britney Spears', "Hit Me Baby One More Time" [Gangster Rap Remix-Acoustic LIVE].
DemonLordEnigma
23-10-2004, 04:36
The schoolgirls? Ages 16 to 18. Tatooing is illegal on people younger than 16 in my nation and tatooing is a requirement of military service.