Seasworth
23-10-2004, 01:18
NN Broadcast
'Julia Galagy here on NN tonight. I am standing outside of Yahanai Mansion where a party is to be held between national rulers. In just moments we should see Randolph XI, ruler of Seasworth, exit the building. Oh, Oh! Here he comes! Randolph! Randolph! May we ask you a few questions?'
'Well, I guess you are in Seasworth, where you're free to do almost anything, so why not? Although, haha, I may not answer all your questions.'
'Wonderful! Well, why exactly are you throughing this party?'
'Hmm, Simply to call peace between us and other nations. Peace is one of the most important things.'
'True, very true! But, how do you know that someone won't bring a gun?'
'Another simple question! Gaurds, please step forth. *Ten huge men in black step up* These are my personal body gaurds.They each carry an RCP90, a sword, and a large billy club. They have more poisons than imaginable in their coats, and all know the ancient art of Sea Won Que Hon. They will be searching everyone who enters the building.'
'That is a great idea. One last question, how much gold actually went into the structure of this mansion?'
'Hahahaha! A lot! Oh, don't worry people of the public, I used my own money. Well, on the inside, the pillars are all made of gold, and the cieling's inside is plated gold. On the outside the pillars are only plated and the over-hang is solid gold.'
'Thank you for your time, Randolph.'
'No problem!'
Randolph turned to his gaurds and asked if all the outside cameras and heat sensors were on.
'Yes, sir!'
'Good!' He looked up at the darkening sky and walked back to his mansion, careful to stay on the path. 'Remember to tell the visitors about the old landmines from the war haven't been picked up yet! Don't want anyone walking out of here without a leg! Hahaha!' Shouted Randolph as an afterthought.
'Yes, sir!' responded the gaurds.
'Julia Galagy here on NN tonight. I am standing outside of Yahanai Mansion where a party is to be held between national rulers. In just moments we should see Randolph XI, ruler of Seasworth, exit the building. Oh, Oh! Here he comes! Randolph! Randolph! May we ask you a few questions?'
'Well, I guess you are in Seasworth, where you're free to do almost anything, so why not? Although, haha, I may not answer all your questions.'
'Wonderful! Well, why exactly are you throughing this party?'
'Hmm, Simply to call peace between us and other nations. Peace is one of the most important things.'
'True, very true! But, how do you know that someone won't bring a gun?'
'Another simple question! Gaurds, please step forth. *Ten huge men in black step up* These are my personal body gaurds.They each carry an RCP90, a sword, and a large billy club. They have more poisons than imaginable in their coats, and all know the ancient art of Sea Won Que Hon. They will be searching everyone who enters the building.'
'That is a great idea. One last question, how much gold actually went into the structure of this mansion?'
'Hahahaha! A lot! Oh, don't worry people of the public, I used my own money. Well, on the inside, the pillars are all made of gold, and the cieling's inside is plated gold. On the outside the pillars are only plated and the over-hang is solid gold.'
'Thank you for your time, Randolph.'
'No problem!'
Randolph turned to his gaurds and asked if all the outside cameras and heat sensors were on.
'Yes, sir!'
'Good!' He looked up at the darkening sky and walked back to his mansion, careful to stay on the path. 'Remember to tell the visitors about the old landmines from the war haven't been picked up yet! Don't want anyone walking out of here without a leg! Hahaha!' Shouted Randolph as an afterthought.
'Yes, sir!' responded the gaurds.