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Doomingsland Broadcasting Corporation

Today, the Department of Execution Ideas has unveiled their latest punishment: death by falling from orbit. Fifty random criminals are to be brought into space via shuttle, then, in full space gear, are to be ejected out air locks, and will slowly float down into the atmosphere, where they will die an excruciating death by burning up. The execution will be a one time only deal, and will take place one week from today. In other news, a new elite squad built soley for the purpose of hunting squirrels was...

OOC:Yup, that's right, I've done it again! Another ineffecient yet cool execution brought to you by me!

Yeah, that's definitely inefficient...

Why not do the opposite? Just stick them in big space suits, or little space crafts with a decent oxygen supply and a little bit of sustenance. Then send them off into outerspace where they go crazy before they starve, run out ot air, and dehydrate all at the same time if they don't kill themselves first?

Why not do the opposite? Just stick them in big space suits, or little space crafts with a decent oxygen supply and a little bit of sustenance. Then send them off into outerspace where they go crazy before they starve, run out ot air, and dehydrate all at the same time if they don't kill themselves first?
OOC:That was going to be my next space related execution, actualy.

An interesting if slightly expensive form of execution.

Well then I'll just round up all my criminals and get my bigger nation allies together and we'll just make one super huge rocket o' death and fill it up with 1000's of criminals and just blast that off into space at some random trajectory.. Maybe throw in a few bags of potato chips, beers, and crowbars? Budweiser would sponsor that in a minute!

With hidden cameras?

With hidden cameras?

AW YEA BABY!

Wow, Utter Chaos-Stan that is such an awesome idea =D

On you TV set.

Large scale computer effects.........

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, COMING TO YOUR TV LATER THIS YEAR, THE MOST AWESOME REALITY SHOW THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN! WITNESS PEOPLE LITERALLY TEARING EACH OTHER APART TRYING TO GET OFF A PRISON ROCKET, WITH ONE CATCH... THERE IS NO WAY OFF! SPONSORED BY BUDWEISER, COMES THE MOST DASTARDLY SHOW ON TELEVISION, WITH A LIVE BROADCAST FROM THE SHIP, AS LONG AS THERE ARE SOULS ALIVE, COMES ROCKET DEATH SHIP OF DOOM 2004 O' MATIC!"

Doomingsland Broadcasting Corporation

Today, the Department of Execution Ideas has unveiled their latest punishment: death by falling from orbit. Fifty random criminals are to be brought into space via shuttle, then, in full space gear, are to be ejected out air locks, and will slowly float down into the atmosphere, where they will die an excruciating death by burning up. The execution will be a one time only deal, and will take place one week from today. In other news, a new elite squad built soley for the purpose of hunting squirrels was...

OOC:Yup, that's right, I've done it again! Another ineffecient yet cool execution brought to you by me!

Actually, i thought of something similar. Not the exact words, but ejecting the person from the space shuttle.

Or you could simply send them into orbit in a small capsule with a shatter-proof glass-encased black and white television showing endless reruns of Jerry Falwell preaching the virtues of God and cheeseburgers.

Or an eight-track player on loop playing William Shatner's Greatest Hits.

Or a girl-on-girl vid featuring Martha Stewart and Roseanne Barr.

Or the first U.S. Presidential Kerry-Bush Debate.


Or you could just shoot them in the head and end the suffering.

Shooting them into the sun could be interesting too.

Yea but you can't make money off of those, and shooting them to the sun takes too long. If we do this, then we can have a recurring, perhaps yearly or monthly executions.

Or another idea I think would be cool is just take all the convicts and give them parts in movies as stuntmen with absolutely no protective equipment at all. If they survive the fall, or the gunshots, or whatever, then they are free to go (though obviously they won't muahaha).

Shooting them into the sun could be interesting too.
oo..nice one! and have a hidden camera?and put 3 gay horny criminals with them all naked..no hidden camera....

Oooo! pick me!

How 'bout sending them into orbit without a spacesuit at all? They'll go out into the infinite void that is space and we'll laugh and laugh until their heads blow up.

Shooting them in the head's good too.

So is dropping a nuke on them.

Oooo! pick me!

How 'bout sending them into orbit without a spacesuit at all? They'll go out into the infinite void that is space and we'll laugh and laugh until their heads blow up.

Shooting them in the head's good too.

So is dropping a nuke on them.


This is cheaper too.

No lost spacesuits.

OR have a big guy dressed as Barny rape thme as 80s pop music plays in the backround. Then you can push them of a cliff with a broom, if they fly away on the broom then they are free to live AND face charges for being a wizard/witch, and If they die..then they die.

I have 10 major sponsors (Bud, Microsoft, Cingular, DuPont, Boeing, Lowes, Visteon, Nestle, Viagra, and viewers like you) who will sponsor an orbital death station TV series.

I like the Barney idea, that'd be good comic relief. But instead of a cliff, let's just push them out the airlock... If they live, they umm... yea..

Or you could turn some of them over to our torturer's guild with hidden cameras.

I have 10 major sponsors (Bud, Microsoft, Cingular, DuPont, Boeing, Lowes, Visteon, Nestle, Viagra, and viewers like you) who will sponsor an orbital death station TV series.

I like the Barney idea, that'd be good comic relief. But instead of a cliff, let's just push them out the airlock... If they live, they umm... yea..

All right, sure.

Brilliant, Doom! :)

Doomingsland Broadcasting Corporation

Today, the Department of Execution Ideas has unveiled their latest punishment: death by falling from orbit. Fifty random criminals are to be brought into space via shuttle, then, in full space gear, are to be ejected out air locks, and will slowly float down into the atmosphere, where they will die an excruciating death by burning up. The execution will be a one time only deal, and will take place one week from today. In other news, a new elite squad built soley for the purpose of hunting squirrels was...

OOC:Yup, that's right, I've done it again! Another ineffecient yet cool execution brought to you by me!

Not really that excreutiating, is it? They sorta burn up wicked fast.

Lowe's provides the excellent Olympic painted interior, with beautiful faucets by Kohler and to top it off, Norm Abram will instruct the prisoners (through television) on how to make the perfect hat stand.

Norm Abram is too cool for death, baby.

OOC:OK, quit hijacking the thread and take your crap elsewhere.

OOC:OK, quit hijacking the thread and take your crap elsewhere.


K

Jangle Jangle Ridge finds the idea... quaint. Personally, we prefer to pump a room full of air, causing the person to adapt to it, like deep sea creatures. Then we suck the air from the room, and they explode.

Work has begun on Death Rocket Starship 2004 o' Matic and should be done... tomorrow or something. Not really important anyhow heh.. Have all the criminals you want standing by, the DRS2004oM can hold up to 3100... umm I guess contestants, with three days worth of air. We also decided to double the original request of beer and supplement it with der Jager, HUAA!

It's going to be pretty much an orbital platform, a big rectangle made out of cheap old metal, pieced together so it doesn't fall apart easily and can withhold a decent orbit. External dimensions are 445 feet height, 1300 feet width, and 3100 feet in length. Internally there are various rooms with different traps and pit falls. Such as a hoses of liquid hydrogen at negative, err, lots of degrees to instantly freeze various bits of humans.

And Nestle is bringing the cookies.

Work has begun on Death Rocket Starship 2004 o' Matic and should be done... tomorrow or something. Not really important anyhow heh.. Have all the criminals you want standing by, the DRS2004oM can hold up to 3100... umm I guess contestants, with three days worth of air. We also decided to double the original request of beer and supplement it with der Jager, HUAA!

It's going to be pretty much an orbital platform, a big rectangle made out of cheap old metal, pieced together so it doesn't fall apart easily and can withhold a decent orbit. External dimensions are 445 feet height, 1300 feet width, and 3100 feet in length. Internally there are various rooms with different traps and pit falls. Such as a hoses of liquid hydrogen at negative, err, lots of degrees to instantly freeze various bits of humans.

And Nestle is bringing the cookies.
OOC:I told you to take your crap elsewhere. Leave or I'll get a mod.

Personally, I prefer how DemonLordEnigma does it. They have an option of either being tossed out an airlock in space or being impaled and then set on fire. Either way works.

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I like this idea! Could you make another spam-free thread about this?

Too lazy, I guess we'll get underway, than.

Jonson Launch Facility, Western Doomingsland

T-minus ten seconds, ignite engines...

The prisoners were all straped into the shuttle, their suits already on. As far as they knew, they were being sent to a prison space station. Guards with MP5A5s sat facing the prisoners, making sure they wouldn't do anything stupid.

Three...two...one...lift off

The rocket soared into the heavens, giving the prisoners their last thrill. The main booster disconected, and the two smaller rockets disconected upon achieving orbit. The prisoners looked out of the windows...

"Hey, where's the damned station?"

"Shut up, worm." replied a guard, errecting his shock baton.

A second guard spoke up as the cameras began to roll.

"I am to read you your last rights..."

The prisoners now knew what was happening, and began to scream. Several guards began jabbing them with shock batons, electricuting several of them as examples.

"...you have been convicted of sins against the empire and God. May the Lord have mercy on your heathen souls."

The guards left the cabin, and sealed the door behind them. The prisoners had their helmets on by now. Suddenly, the airlocks opened up, and their restraints disconected. Several were ejected out right, sending them tumbling into space. Others struggled to their last ounce of strength, finnaly failing, and went flying out of the air lock. When the last man was out, the door was sealed. The guards watched with some degree of amusement as the prisoners attempted to swim away from their impending doom, but to no avail. They began to burn up in the atmosphere, and their flaming corpses lit up the blackness of space.

Mmmmm...BBQ!

wht u could do is throw britney spears into a cell filled with mass murederors id pay to c that

any1 ever wondered why peaple who kill 3 peaple are cerael killers i think its couse theres snap crakle and pop

any1 ever wondered why peaple who kill 3 peaple are cerael killers i think its couse theres snap crakle and pop

Lamer of the day award *presents*

Please, use a spell check or MS word. Make you post relevent to the topic... not just a really pathetic joke spelt every which way...

any1 ever wondered why peaple who kill 3 peaple are cerael killers i think its couse theres snap crakle and pop

That made no sense. It might be becuase I couldnt read it.