Lycae
22-10-2004, 15:41
Television commercial
The CEO of the Lycaean foriegn trade commission walks out in a fine suit. Behind him is a golf course like setting.
The Dominion of Lycae in its neverending desire to increase wealth has decided to use its abundant natural resources (uranium and slave wage workers), to bring to you the finest in nuclear, tactical nuclear, and conventional arms.
Now, I know what you're thinking- "I'm a rogue nation, they'll never sell a 25 megaton warhead to me." Well friend, that's where you're wrong- the Dominion of Lycae doesn't care about politics: whether you're a rogue nation, terrorist state, or hell, even if you're planning a military coup- we'll sell to you.
We have the finest in arms and we offer low-interest rate finance plans to qualified nations- so contact us today.
The CEO of the Lycaean foriegn trade commission walks out in a fine suit. Behind him is a golf course like setting.
The Dominion of Lycae in its neverending desire to increase wealth has decided to use its abundant natural resources (uranium and slave wage workers), to bring to you the finest in nuclear, tactical nuclear, and conventional arms.
Now, I know what you're thinking- "I'm a rogue nation, they'll never sell a 25 megaton warhead to me." Well friend, that's where you're wrong- the Dominion of Lycae doesn't care about politics: whether you're a rogue nation, terrorist state, or hell, even if you're planning a military coup- we'll sell to you.
We have the finest in arms and we offer low-interest rate finance plans to qualified nations- so contact us today.