NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: Please keep OOC chatter out of here, eccept for joining requests (I recieve too many TGs, so please post in here if you want to join).

IC:

To all delegates:

The conference will be held at the One&Only Kanuhura (http://www.oneandonlyresorts.com/oao/kanuhura/MainFrameset.aspx?lang=0&sct=home) . All delegates must arrive at Malé International Airport, and will take a private helicopter to Kanuhura. Delegates will be scanned for guns and knives before enter the helicopters. The conference will start shortly. Our delegates are Ludo Hienkel and Otto von Hienkel Rommel (Chief Officer of Defense and Dictator, respectively).

Malé International Airport (My post count being 747 is not intended as a pun)

http://www.airports.com.mv/index.htm

Runway: Length: 2,840 meters (9,315 feet) Note: Extended to 3,750 meters in 2004)
Width: 45 meters (148 feet)
Load bearing capacity: LCN 85
2 Taxiways
2 Turning pads
Terminal Building – Capacity: 350 passengers per hour
Apron
Tank Farm 3 tanks each with a capacity of 800 tons of fuel
Water and sewage system
Power House with 1.2 megawatts power output
DVOR and DME
Runway, taxiway approach lighting and rotating beacon.
DF System
T-Vasis
VHF and HF telecommunication systems
Control Tower
Ground support equipment all facilities for wide bodied aircraft
Fire fighting equipment: category 7
Fuel bowsers and refueling facilities

The dimension of the runway was 45 x 3200 meters. The first flight, which landed at Malé International Airport, was a Condor DC10 charter flight direct from Germany to Malé.

The Private Imperial Learjet, containing Minister Cesar who would represent Drum Gods interests in Kashmir, had already made its descent and was landing on the runaway and slowly grinding to a halt. Minister Cesar was accompanied by two personal bodyguards. As the aircraft ground to a halt the doors opened and he prepared to be taken to the summit.

The bats swooped lower as they landed three men got off of them and began walking towards the conference.

OOC: Shall we assume everyone has arrived at the actual conference?

Yeah we should start soon. When more people get here.

Camel Eaters and Drum Gods will be fined $50 for their illegal landings*. The money will go towards the ATC controlers who had to divert all other air traffic for their illegal landings. *(AKA: Ask for clearence before landing. You may edit your post if you wish and avoid the fines. It's an extremely bussy airport, so it's neccesary to land properly.)

The money has been paid. Geof Qa-Nal walked towards the conference room his long black trenchcoat blowing in the breeze. His iron-toed boots clanked heavily on the floor. His sunglasses were stained red and his long bleached fangs glistened in the sunlight. His copious amounts of sunblock began to streak a little.

IC:

A Maldivian host welcomes Geof Qa-Nal and assignes him a table that's the second from the left. Otto von Hienkel Rommel and Ludo sit down at the table to the left, while customs officals search Geof Qa-Nal for weapons.

OOC:

Drum Gods, you will arrive by helicopter from the airport (it's not on the same island). But you must be inspected first by customs. Your plane may park on the tarmac.

Here's what we got from the resort:

Complimentary use of meeting room in boardroom and audio-visual equipment including, overhead projector, slide projector, television, VCR multi system, DVD/VCD player, data ports, and writing materials.Coffee breaks, lunch buffet consisting of a set menu or a working lunch for a minimum of 20 persons and a dinner buffet consisting of a set menu or a working lunch for a minimum of 20 persons. A welcome gift for all participants and two non-alcoholic soft drinks or mineral water per meal plus coffee or tea.

They found acid bottles, over eight guns, and several dozen knives on Geof Qa-Nal's person. When he combed his hair with a long knife he drew blood. "Okay. This comb also functions as a knife." Geof said handing it over as well.

The inspectors started swearing in a weird native language before hauling all the items away in a giant bag.

"I want that back at the end of the conference." Geof called after them.

The inspectors start swearing in their native language again at Geof and charge off into a back room.

Ludo claims he'll get them back after the conference.

Geof turns to Ludo and says. "If I don't get those weapons back at the end of the conference I'm going to be mad and you don't want to piss off a vampire."

Ludo says, "I'll get them back as soon as the conference is over. I really can't stand these native people either..."

"No. They have an interesting language it's just that..." He sniffs the air and smiles intently as he says "Your blood is rich with iron. Lots of meat in your diet." He moves forward and licks at Ludo's throat.

OOC: Thirsty crazy vampire not good. Haha

A secruity officer pushes him away...

"Well shall we depart?" Geof asked pulling on a big tophat.

Ludo: "Let's relax and have some drinks before Drum Gods get here."

"Right well do you have any vodka .188 proof if you don't mind." He said to servant.

Servant: "Most certainly sir. Swears in native language and calls him a stupid fat pig while preparing it. Hear you are..."

Geof turns to the servant. "You know as a supernatural creature I learn languages rather quickly." Geof finishes in the native tongue.

The servant walks away quickly... :)

Geof smiles and turns to Ludo saying in perfect German. "So what did you have for dinner?"

Weiner Schnitnel und Beer! :D

OOC: LOL!!! You are a funny German.

Geof nods and quickly executes a servant he heard talking about his mother.

OOC: LOL! Those servants!
IC: That's it for today. Drum Gods: RP your search by my customs officials and your helicopter flight over. You will be sitting at the far right table (no pun intended!).

"Permission to land?"

"Permission to land?"

OOC: Yes! Finally someone asked!

IC:

Borman Empire Delegate, Malé Tower, roger. Permission to land, ILS, runway Zero-One. Turn to runway heading, decend and maintain six-thousand until stablished on the localizer. Follow Lufthansa Zero-Three-Six-Six on final. Lufthansa Zero-Three-Six-Six is type Airbus A380. Contact ground on 187.03 when clear of the runway.

On 187.03:

Borman Empire Delegate, taxi to gate Zulu-Three via taxiway Alpha-One, Charlie-Three for helicopter transportation to the summit. Caution the Airbus A380 on the taxiway.

At customs the minister walked through the gate without a hitch as for his two bodyguards they revealed a vast array of machine guns, hand guns and knives ready for their defence:

"Are these going to be a problem?,"asked one of the guards.

Otto von Hienkel Rommel was at the VIP Terminal (Z) when the plane arrived from Drum Gods and heard the customs confersation. He walked over to the minister and his guards and said, "I'm very sorry, but due to the fact that when we allowed guns in our last conference, a delegate was shot. So any weapons are not allowed, and for that matter guards. Your guards may stay with your weapons in our VIP lounge, over there. We are not allowing anyone with weapons at the conference, inside the conference room nobody is armed except for six very loyal guards from Germany, so other delegates hurting you should not be a problem."

"As long as you are guaranteeing my safety then that is fine," replied the Emperor before turning to his guards," I will return soon so following Imperial Protocol."

The two guards nodded and move away with their gear to the VIP Area.

"So where to next?,"asked the Minister.

Geof snarled at the Minister from Drum Gods.

"You will take a private helicopter to the conference. It's parked outside of gate Z9. Show the men your ID and you'll be on your way."

Geof walked to his bat and decided to just fly there then he changed his mind and asked Ludo if he could catch a ride with him.

The minister thanked the customs officers and walked ahead carrying his briefcase towards his helicopter. He smiled as he saw the men at the terminal and showed them his ID. He was swiftly taken to the helicopter which took him to the conference.

Geof walked to his bat and decided to just fly there then he changed his mind and asked Ludo if he could catch a ride with him.

OOC: You already are at the conference...

IC: The servants, swearing in their native language as usual, showed the Drum Gods delegate to his table on the far-right. (Again, no pun intended!)

OOC: Whoops...

Geof sat back down and asked if Ludo knew when the Drum Gods delegate would arrive. Then he saw him and began conversing with the natives in their language. He called him an evil man as the Maldivians just stared at him in confusion.

The minister was a tall, athletic yet still rather elegant man dressed in the finest fabrics known to man. With him he carried a briefcase which he opened as he sat down revealing several documents. He smiled at the Camel Eaters ambassador:

"Shall we begin?"

Geof smiled showing his huge fangs and said "Sure."

"Where would you like us to start?,"replied the Minister coyly,"It really is up to you."

"First off I'm Geof Qa-Nal. What's your name? Also I would like all your forces out of my homeland. And I would like to kill a few thousand of you." He opened up an equally impressive briefcase and pulled out photos of the Drum Gods forces wiping out a village. "That was my home village you bastard."

The Minister smirked and replied:

"I like someone who likes to get straight to business but of course you must never let your personal emotions get in the way of your judgement. I am Minister Cesar. I am the Colonial Governer of Kashmir and in essence control all that goes on in Kashmir and enact all orders directly from the Emperor."

The Minister produced a folder from his briefcase revealing pictures of numerous dead bodies blistered, rotting and bleeding.

"We destroyed the villages to stop this from spreading."

"You could have asked and they would have gladly sacrificed themselves. And no you do not control all of Kashmir we own half and we gave you the part you have so I'd stop smirking if I were you." Geof said looking down.

"It is my right to do as I please. On that point I will do what is best for my people and if that involves securing Kashmir to stop the spread of this disease then so be it."

The Minister shook his head momentarily:

"You would have done the same if you were in our position."

"I would not sacrifice life so easily and I would not invade sovereign soil." Geof said growing slightly angrier.

Minster Cesar suddenly grew more serious in his demeanour:

"Well that is where we differ. We look after our interests first and in this case to protect the Imperial populous it was necessary for our troops to secure Kashmir which is precisely what they have done."

"So in order to protect my populace I need you to withdraw and get out of our land." Geof stood and bared his fangs in war stance.

"I would advise you that any aggressive behaviour will not be in the interests of your people," explained the Minister as a sinister look sparkled through his eyes," Let me make it clear that I have the power to lead, a how should I say, more direct approach to the 'sterilisation' of Kashmir should your behaviour not be deemed acceptable."

"There is an old Camel Eaters saying cowards hide behind others. Just as you are doing now you would kill an entire people for the "crime" of one?" Geof said his neck hair bristling.

OOC: I liked you better when you were Maslawyia.

OOC: :rolleyes:

IC:

"Stop hiding behind your rhetoric and let us get down to business," remarked the Minister," We want to secure Kashmir for our own protection and peace of mind. We ask you not to stand in our way."

Cesar pulled out an additional document which was in fact an aerial photograph of what was left of CE Kashmir:

"As you can see there are several villages left and they are all, I repeat, all within the contamination zone. The other villages have meanwhile been secured, those are the ones marked with the Imperial Flag."

"Will you leave once this so called "accidental" virus is destroyed?"

OOC: What? You were mostly nicer when you were Maslawyia.

"Once we secure the area and deem it no longer dangerous then our mission will be over."

OOC: True.

"Do I have your blood oath on this matter?"

OOC: Why not try the nice nation thing again just to catch them off guard? It would be funny.

"I will not repeat myself."

"Give me a blood oath and I will accept this matter."

A servant hands out water bottles, calling every delegate a fat pig in his native language as well.

"Thank you. I shall have the blood of your mother for that." Geof says in the native tongue while accepting the water.

We are there. HEading to Helicoptor.

SHort becuase I have no idea what I was supposed to do.

All the ATC talk confuse you? :)

All you were to do was land and taxi to the helicopter. Now you've been inspected by customs, searched for weapons, and sent on a helicopter to the conference.

Bump!

"Once we have secured Kashmir and deemed the land safe and no longer a threat to the wider Imperial populace then our mission will be over,"sighed Cesar.

Ludo said, "Just give him the stupid oath..."

"Well what does a blood oath require? We do not engage in unhygenic, pagan style customs."

Ludo and Otto started giggleing like little girls while they were hearing this "debate."

Geof pulled out a piece of parchment. "This parchment has a special meaning. It is written in the most ancient of our languages. You will place one drop of your blood upon it and I will place one drop of blood upon it and if either of us go back on our deal we shall die a most horrible death." Geof said smiling.

The Minister rolled his eyes,"I see. In that case you must sign this," he drew out a slightly off white thick piece of paper:

"This is our own 'special' parchment. Written in the most ancient of socio-economic language. Both of us will sign this and if you go back on your deal or I die then Drum Gods will automatically get ownership of all Camel Eaters land, property, business and government," smiled Cesar in return.

"You think just because I follow the ancient ways I'm a fool? Being the patriotic man you are you'd obviously go back on your end of the deal so your so called Empire can claim our lands. We will not sign a legal document of such folly." Geof said quite calmly.

"Your document represents your so called folly not ours. How can we trust a document we cannot decipher. No, you are the one trying to capitalise on uncertainty,"replied the Minister succinctly.

"Would you like me to translate?"

"No."

"Then how shall we proceed? You know what? You have no right to be within my nation get the hell out." Geof stood up an left.

OOC: Seriously get the hell out.

IC:

"How am I to trust you as you decipher your own document. You could easily lie without me knowing but I guess as you have left you canoot be much of a diplomat," replied the Minister to an empty chair.

Geof turned around and bristled before screaming. "Diplomat! You've invaded my nation, slaughtered villages, and insulted my beliefs! You sir need a serious lesson in foreign policy!"

We can translate. And you can sign a document in our language, or Sith Reiches.

It's called "German." Perhaps you heard of it?

"That would be a good way to go about it." Geof said sitting down.

So?

"Yes, although I did not know it was your language. So can we do it that way?"

"I suppose although you'll be needing someone who knows ancient Celt/Arabic and German in addition to his native tongue." Geof began stroking his non existent beard.

Statement: I hope that thhis conflict is over, if not, we back Camel Eaters! No doubt :rolleyes:

Thanks Roman Party. That was nice of you.

Thanks Roman Party. That was nice of you.

I need friends in this world ;)

BTW, do you have a storefront? I need to buy something! My troops are running around with rocks and civilian cloths!! hehr

I have an Imperial Market and a thing were you can buy super war beasts.

How much? What is it...

I'll bump 'em for ya.

cool

I bumped three of my markets have at.

Translators are not a problem. Our education system is very butal on the students, and it requires students to speak, write, and read in five languages. We'll have on there in an hour. She'll arrive on the next Lufthansa flight from Hienkel City.

"That's good she'll be an important part of this meeting." Geof said nodding his head.

"I presume she will know english."

German and English are required languages. Students must also learn five other languages. So she does.

"Good."

(BUMP)

Then maybe she can translate it into English for everyone.

She arrived on the 6 AM Hienkel City flight. Should be at the conference in five minutes.

*6 Minutes Later*

(Bump)

"I await the translation,"sighed Cesar.

bump

What are we translating again?

The contract/treaty

The Blood Oath thingy.

yup.

(Bump)

Lets get on with it.

"Translator! Begin please."

"ENGLISH: This parchment has a special meaning. It is written in the most ancient of our languages. You will place one drop of your blood upon it and I will place one drop of blood upon it and if either of us go back on our deal we shall die a most horrible death."

"DEUTSCH: Dieses Pergament hat eine besondere Bedeutung. Es ist im ältesten von unseren Sprachen geschrieben. Sie werden einen Tropfen von Ihrem Blut darauf stellen und ich werde einen Tropfen des Bluts darauf stellen, und wenn Einer Von Uns zurück auf unser Geschäft geht, wir werden ein schrecklichster Tod sterben."

"Español: Este pergamino tiene un significado especial. Se escribe en el muy antiguo de nuestros idiomas. Usted colocará una gota de su sangre sobre lo y yo colocaré una gota de sangre sobre lo y si cualquiera de nosotros volvemos en nuestro trato nosotros moriremos una muerte muy horrible."

"Français: Que Ce parchemin a un sens de spécial. Il est écrit dans le plus ancien de nos langues. Vous placerez une baisse de votre sang sur lui et je placerai une baisse de sang sur lui et si ou de nous rentre sur notre affaire nous mourrons une mort la plus horrible."

"Italiano: Questa pergamena ha un significato speciale. È scritto nel più antico delle nostre lingue. Lei collocherà una goccia del suo sangue su collocheremo una goccia di sangue su esso e se sia ritorniamo di noi sul nostro affare morirà una morte più orribile."

"Nederlands: Dit perkament heeft een speciale betekenis. Het is in het oudste van onse talen geschreven. U zult een druppel van uw bloed op het plaatsen en ik zal een druppel van bloed op het plaatsen en of ofwel van ons terug op onse overeenkomsten wij gaan, zullen een verschrikkelijkste dood sterven."

"Português: Este pergaminho tem um significado especial. É escrito no a maioria de antigo de nossas linguagens. Colocará uma gota de seu sangue sobre ele e sobre eu colocarei uma gota de sangue sobre ele e se qualquer um de nós volta em nosso negócio nós morreremos uma morte bem horrível."

"Norsk: Har Denne parchment en spesiell å bety. Det skrevet i det meste som vÆrer eldgammel av våre språk. De plasserer en dråpe av Deres blod på det og jeg plasserer en dråpe av blod på det og om hvilken som helst av oss drar tilbake på vår handel vi dør en høyst fryktelig død."

"简体中文：这张羊皮纸有一个特别的意思。书面在大多数中我们的语言的古代。你将放置一滴你的在它上的血液和我朝它上将放置一滴血液和如果我们中任何一个违背我们的交易我们将死亡最讨厌的死。"

"繁体中文：這張羊皮紙有一個特別的意思。書面在大多數中我們的語言的古代。你將放置一滴你的在它上的血液和我朝它上將放置一滴血液和如果我們中任何一個違背我們的交易我們將死亡最討厭的死。"

"Anything else you need it in?"
"¿Algo más usted lo necesita en?"
"Quoi d'autre vous avez besoin de lui dans?"
"Etwas brauchen sonst Sie es in?"
"Lei nient'altro ha bisogno di esso in?"
"Iets hebt anders u nodig hem in?"
"Algo mais você necessita-o em?"
"Noe annet som De trenger det i?"
"任何东西另外你它需要在？"
"任何東西另外你它需要在？"

Cesar rolled his eyes:

"Are you being serious? You expect me to go ahead with that?"

"Yes. I expect you to sign that." Geof said tolling his eyes in return.

OOC: TGSR I have to get that program you just used to do all those languages.

(Arabic)
"عربي: لدى هذه الشهادة من الجامعة معنىا خاصا. هو مكتوب في لغاتنا القديم أكثر. سوف وضع قطرة واحد دمك عليه و سوف أضع قطرة واحد الدم عليه و أعود تعامل سوف نموت موت رهيب أكثر."

"Türkçe: bu parşömenin özel bir meaning var. Ona en antik bizim dillerimiz olanının içte yazılır. Sen senin onun üstündeki bir damla kanın koymayacak ve ben onun üstündeki bir damla kan koymayacağım ve gitme bizim Deal biz ölmeyecek en korkunç bir ölüm."

"Український: Це пергамент має спеціальне значення. Це пишеться у найбільш старовинних наших мов. Ви розмістите одну краплю вашої крові на це та я розміщу одну краплю крові на це та якби будь-який нас іду назад на нашій угоді ми вмремо дуже жахлива смерть."

"Русский: Этот parchment имеет специальное значение. Это пишется в самом старинный наших языков. Вы разместите одно падение вашей крови на это и Я размещу одно падение крови на это и если любой из нас забираю назад нашу сделку мы умрем весьма ужасная смерть."

"Polerujcie: Ten pergamin ma szczególną treść. To jest pisane w najbardziej starożytny naszych języków. Wy umieścicie każdego kapiecie waszej krwi po tym i ja umieszczę każdego kapię krwi po tym i jeśli obaj nas cofam się na naszym dylu my umrzemy najstraszniejsza śmierć."

"한국어: 이 양피지는 특별한 의미를 가지고 있다. 그것은 우리 언어의 가장 많은 고전 작가에게 써진다. 당신은 그것에 당신의 피의 1개의 방울을 놓을 것이다. 그리고 나는 그것에 1 적의 피를 놓을 것이다. 그리고 만일 우리의 어느쪽이라도 우리 거래를 취소하면 우리는 매우 무서운 죽음을 택할 것이다. "

"日本語：この羊皮紙は特別な意味を持っている。 それは我々の言語の最も古代のものに書かれる。 あなたはそれの上に１滴のあなたの血を置くであろう、そして私はそれの上に１滴の血を置くであろう、そしてもし我々のどちらかが我々の取引を破るなら、我々は最も恐ろしい死を遂げるであろう。"

"עברית : הקלף הזה בעל מובן מיוחד. זה נכתב בהכי עתיק מהשפות שלנו. אתה תשים ירידה אחת מהדם שלך על זה ואני אשים ירידה אחת של דם על זה ואם או מאיתנו אחזור בעסק שלנו אנחנו נמות רוב מות נורא."

فارسى: اين معني مخصوصى دارد. آن از زبانهاى ما باستاني نوشته مىشود. شما يك قطره*ى از خون شما بر آن جاى داد و من يك قطره*ى از خون بر آن جاى داد و هركدام ما ما ما مرد سهمگين

Did I get everyone's language? I even got Ukainian, Turkish, Arabic, and Polish! :)

But what will the person go back on. It just states how to sign it and what will hapen if they dont. What is it that they can go back on?

"They can not go back on the deal that they achieve while pressing their blood against the parchment. It's been used rather effectively for millenia. I used to know this fellow well he went back on one of these burned from the inside out for days... They had to shoot him in the end just to rid him of the pain."

But what is the deal that you 2 are trying to achieve?

The deal is this as soon as this so called "accidental" virus is contained their troops will withdraw from Camel Eaters Kashmir.

"Once we have decided that the virus has been contained to our satisfaction then we shall withdraw. Simple."

OOC: Did you know that "Kamelesser" is German for Camel Eaters?

IC: The translator spoke again:

"English: The deal is this as soon as this so called 'accidental' virus is contained their troops will withdraw from Camel Eaters Kashmir.

Deutsch: Das Geschäft ist dieses, sobald dieses so gerufene 'zufällige' Virus enthalten ist, ihre Truppen werden von Kamelesserkashmir zurückziehen.

Español: El trato es esto tan pronto como este tan llamó 'accidental' virus se contiene a sus tropas retirarán de Comedores de Camello Cachemira.

Français : L'affaire est ceci aussitôt que ceci le virus « accidentel » si appelé est contenu leurs troupes retireront du Cachemire de Mangeurs de Chameau.

Italiano: L'affare è questo non appena questo virus cosí chiamato 'accidentale' è contenuto le loro truppe ritireranno da Kashmir di Mangiatori di Cammello.

Nederlands: De overeenkomst is dit zodra dit zo geroepen 'toevallige' virus bevat is hun troepen zullen terugtrekken van Kameel Eters Kasjmier.

Português: O negócio é este logo que este vírus 'acidental' tão chamado é contido as seuas tropas retirar de Cachemia de Comedores de Camelo.

Русский: дело - это, как только этот так называемый 'случайный' вирус содержится, их отряды заберут от Едоков Верблюда Кашмир.

Norsk: er handelen dette så snart som dette slik kalt 'inneholder tilfeldig' virus deres tropper trekker seg tilbake fra Kamel Eaters Kashmir.

简体中文：交易是这一旦这所谓 ' 次要方面 ' 病毒被控制他们的军队将退出骆驼吃的人克什米尔。

繁体中文：交易是這一旦這所謂 ' 次要方面 ' 病毒被控制他們的軍隊將退出駱駝吃的人克什米爾。

عربي: إن الصفقة هذا قريبا كما هذا اتصل اتصل جدا ' ' إن فيروس وارد قواهم سوف انسحب كشمير من آكلين جمل.

فارسى مقدار اين بزودى as اين صدا كرده اتفاقى ويروس سربازان آنها كشمير را از خورنده*هايى شتر بازپس گرفت.

עברית : העסק זה כאשר זה כביכול ' מקרי ' וירוס מכל את החיילים שלהם יוציאו מאכלנים של גמל קשמיר.

∥日本語：取引はこれがこのいわゆる「偶然の」ウイルスがそうであるとすぐに（彼・それ）らの兵隊を含んでいたということである∥カシミールをラクダ大食漢から脱退させるであろう∥.

한국어: 거래는 이것 불렸던 ' 우연한' 바이러스가 포함되는 만큼 곧 이것이다 그들의 군대는 낙타의 먹는 사람 캐시미어 천을 그만둘 것이다.

Polerujcie: dyl to jak niebawem jak to tak nazywany 'akcydens' wirusowy jest zawierany ich żołnierzem ujdzie od Wielbłąda Eaters Kashmir.

Türkçe: anlaşma bu kadar birazdan bu çokçağırılmış yanlışlıkla olan virüs kapsanma onların birlikleri geri çekilmeyecek deve Eaters Keşmir.

Український: угода є це як тільки це так закликало 'випадковий' вiрус міститься їх військо вилучить з Верблюда Eaters Kashmir."

OOC: Wow you have a powerful computadora.

"Haha. With your past record I and my people cannot afford to take that chance. You've already killed everyone in the viral area and you supposedly have the best medicines on the face of the earth. So you know what seeing as you've claimed the lives of so many of my people we of Camel Eaters are going to firebomb the infected region. Remove your troops immediately." Geof said his voice never wavering.

"No!,"boomed Minister Cesar,"Once we have secured the area and are happy that the virus has been contained then and only then will we withdraw."

"Why don't you tell us what this virus is? Why are you so hesitant to leave? It seems that you are doing something that many, if not all nations would frown apoun.(sp?)"

"It is our sovereign right as a nation to do what we wish without having to check with our supposed caretakers you're troops have twenty-four hours to withdraw. Trust me on this our firebombing will be most extensive destroying all forms of life. That is our final warning. Unless..." At this Geof cracked his neck and smirked "You give us the details on this virus and why you launched that missile at us."

"We have no details on the virus. The cruise missile was a military test that went off target. Furthermore, as I have stated before the Kashmir airspace has been quarantined and is being patrolled constantly by our own fighter jets. Any attack upon our troops will result in full scale retaliation."

Cesar smiled.

"Do you know what happens around ten thousand degrees celsius? The skin boils off your soldiers as they die so quickly. We still have ten thousand more to go. At twelve thousand every form of life is gone. Eight thousand to go. At fifteen thousand even tanks have disintegrated. At twenty thousand every last molecule of air for miles has been burned out. Furthermore you are in our airspace without our permission which constitutes an act of war on your part. And we have missile silos so there is no need to launch from an aircraft." Geof pulled out a cellphone and made a call. He turned back when the call was over and said "The silos are being prepped and will be ready to fire straight up and fall back to earth in a matter of hours." He looked directly at Cesar. "I don't want to do this but you've already slaughtered our people by the hundreds in the infected area and you get mad about us trying to purge a disease that you killed my people to prevent the spread of? Bad form sir bad form."

"JESUS! DG, get the hell out now! Or we will mobilize some if not all of the alliances we are in. We cna bring over 80 nations to aid in getting you out. You are invading, you are a war-mogerer. Get your men out and sign the oath NOW!!!"

As he speaks he has cracked his knuckles followed by smashig his fists through the table and then breaking the baton of the guard that tried to calm him down.

Cesar took out his PDA and tapped a message in before looking back up at the two delegates:

"Firstly, I will let you know that if my troops are at all harmed then Camel Eaters will be wiped off the face of this earth."

He stared at the CE delegate for a good minute. The poker face had gone and he was deadly serious.

"Do you understand me? This will be the end of your whole nation completely. If you attack our troops nothing will be left of Camel Eaters."

He then turned to the delegate from the Borman Empire:

"If you wish to escalate this conflict then so can I. The Right Wing Collective and GDODAD will aid us if need me. I hope you realise that should you become involved then your nation will be the first to receive the extensive damage, the annihilation and the obliteration which will make you history. We have been completely mobilised as an Empire in every possible way for a few weeks now."

He paused:

"As I have said all we want to do is secure Kashmir until we declare the virus no longer a menace and then we will withdraw. Simple really."

OOC: Can you not handle this RP? I have done nothing wrong in terms of RPing. You shouldn't just ignore me for no good reason. This is really sad. Just because you can't hack it doesn't mean you can ignore me. SAD.

OOC: SAD? I was a weaker ally and you launch a cruise missile at me because of a RP statement and you're calling me sad? Damn where you really going to withdraw anyway? Probably not. Your imperialistic past forced me into this decision because you have such a powerful military and your forces are occupying part of MY nation. I stood up for you when others were trying to gather forces to destroy you and I was one of the ONLY nations that didn't immediately put you on ignore and this is the thanks I get?

OOC: This wasn't done on the basis of an OOC comment but on the fact that our nations border each other and it would be a good RP which has begun as it has covered two separate threads with many posts. It was becoming a good RP.

OOC: You were occupying me and that's not nice and when I came up with a way of resolving it you threatened to destroy me! And that's not nice either. As long as you OOC promise not to destroy or conquer me then we may continue if you would like.

OOC: I never had the intention of destroying Camel Eaters but I am the nation of Drum Gods an extreme nation when it comes to war as you know.

OOC: Alright then.

Geof leaned forward and sniffed Cesar.

"You're older even though you don't look it. Old enough to have a son. A son in the military perhaps? Look all we want is you out of Camel Eaters controlled teritory. And you need to remove your troops so we can firebomb that area and destroy the virus afterwards yor inspectors may come in and scan the area to check for the damn virus. Is that good enough for you?" Geof cracked his neck once more and closed his eyes while he waited for a response.

Cesar smiled:

"I believe the issue here is one of trust. Were our two nations not once allies? In that case is there no degree of trust? Do you not trust us to pull out once we have declared the area no longer a danger?"

He then turned to the delegate from the Borman Empire:

"If you wish to escalate this conflict then so can I. The Right Wing Collective and GDODAD will aid us if need me. I hope you realise that should you become involved then your nation will be the first to receive the extensive damage, the annihilation and the obliteration which will make you history. We have been completely mobilised as an Empire in every possible way for a few weeks now."


I would like to inform you that we are in many more than 2 alliances. If need be we could call 80+ allies to help us. Dont forget that many of our allies are in teh right-wing collective. The founder is a somewhat friendly nation. The right-wing collective would most likly remain neutral, if not coem to our side. We even applied to join, but were too small.

We have many men at home and one of if not the best defense program in the world.

OOC: What is GDODAD, I have seen that name before.

"We were allies but not anymore. Trust is for allies only. We will trust you when you apologize for killing so many of our people."

bump

Thanks for bumping this.

Well, what are BUMPers for?

I got a Serial Killer's Convention set up for y'all truly sick desires.

I am there, already. Or should I say your mother is there.

Are you actually participating? :) If not then please don't do funny stuff. Even though it's usually funny when you do.

Lol, no im participating.

Otto von Hienkel Rommel spoke: "Could we stop this non-sense and move on, please? Just clean up the virus and LEAVE! No crushing, annexing, or WMDs lauching! We can even sent HazMat teams in if you need them."

Geof nodded and concurred with the statement.

"WE agree."

I would like to inform you that we are in many more than 2 alliances. If need be we could call 80+ allies to help us. Dont forget that many of our allies are in teh right-wing collective. The founder is a somewhat friendly nation. The right-wing collective would most likly remain neutral, if not coem to our side. We even applied to join, but were too small.

We have many men at home and one of if not the best defense program in the world.

OOC: What is GDODAD, I have seen that name before.


"We know for a fact that the RWC would support us. Our allies though I doubt we will need them at this point are large and proud like us. Do not begin to posture before us. Do not make out cheques that you cannot cash."

"I highly doubt that. We have now 99 allies, large and proud as well. We can cash any cheque we can qrite.

OOC: UI repeat, what is GDODAD?

"I highly doubt that. We have now 99 allies, large and proud as well. We can cash any cheque we can qrite.

OOC: UI repeat, what is GDODAD?
OOC:
*shakes head*
Ahh, poor newbie.
The GDODAD, or Global Dominion Of Dictators Against Democracy, is a large and relatively powerful alliance. We're dormant-ish at the moment, and have not engaged in any large conflicts in some time.
However, that does not mean we are incapable of doing so. Military action taken against a member of ours will result in anywhere between your annexation and utter destruction of your military, to your outright extinction.
Drum Gods is one of our smallest members, most of them are a similar size to myself. Nations such as yourself should really not pick a fight with one such as him, nevermind when he has allies such as myself, GDODAD, and Metus.

Drum Gods, why didn't you tell us about this? Or can you handle this yourself :rolleyes:

I believe I can handle this. If this nation insists on going to war and does have "99 allies" then I may ask for your assistance. I just keep thinking that if I had not left for so long my nation would be one of the largest in GDODAD. At least I'm proud to say I was part of some of the great GDODAD conflicts.

borman will not go to war. I can guarantee it.

Good.

-tag-

OOC: If you don't believe me I have the list in my factbook.

Newbie? You clearly don't know who you are talking to.

My delegates have temper issues. And DG releasing a virus on an ally and then invading and then refusing to leave woud PROBABLY get him a little mad. He wants you to sign the treaty and move out so peace can reign.

IC:
"Sign it, it is the only chance for peace."

OOC: Sign damn you sign!

"Please sign"
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