NationStates Jolt Archive


TF finds a way to get rid of godmodders

Tennesee Fans
19-10-2004, 19:27
by doing this (http://img45.exs.cx/img45/8098/monkeystealspeach.jpg)
Yevon of Spira
19-10-2004, 20:04
Oooh! Painful.

They won't be able to reproduce that way at least!
Random Kingdom
19-10-2004, 20:09
Ouch. Better not get on the wrong side of you then... I pride my genitals.
Drum Gods
19-10-2004, 20:10
Harsh but impressive especially the bit about stopping the heart.
Yevon of Spira
19-10-2004, 20:13
Did you read the last bit? Ripping out the genitals and making the enemy die of blood loss. More like testicular trauma! Ooooh! Just thinking about it hurts!
Random Kingdom
19-10-2004, 20:13
Did you read the last bit? Ripping out the genitals and making the enemy die of blood loss. More like testicular trauma! Ooooh! Just thinking about it hurts!
Same here.
Yatsumica
19-10-2004, 20:40
OOOOOOO THE PAIN!!!!! the thought makes my stomach cleanch
Pro-Patria
19-10-2004, 20:40
sweet. I'd better ask my dojo master why he never told me about that yet...i wish to learn! :)
Exetonia Minor
19-10-2004, 20:53
extreme but it works for me
Ratheia
19-10-2004, 20:59
Whoa.
Pro-Patria
19-10-2004, 21:08
IC:

As of Today, Pro-Patria announces the replacement of orbital-based I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon Systems with a squad of trained peach-stealing Monkeys!
This sudden decision is supposedly based on the higher efficiency monkeys will have in preventing a repetition of godmodding.
The Foreign Affairs minister had the following to say: "Aren't they cute little furballs? Cute and Deadly...just the stuff i like...!"
Kilmanga
19-10-2004, 21:58
:eek: god, that would really hurt, but im going to use it now for godmodders now lol :D
Yevon of Spira
20-10-2004, 02:12
I can see it now...
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I'M GOING 2 NOOK U!!!!1!!!!!

AHH! WHATS THE MONKY DOING?1?1!?

OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!1!!!!! MY TENDERS!1!!!1!!!!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

(sigh) The future looks good!
The Burnsian Desert
20-10-2004, 02:14
:eek:
Phalanix
20-10-2004, 02:14
Oh god I'm holding my balls thinking about that. I gotta learn that!
Jangle Jangle Ridge
20-10-2004, 02:19
Woah. That was on the ESUS forums too.

Yeah, that sounds painfulful. Very painfulful.
Phalanix
20-10-2004, 02:20
And as an added extra the godmodder can't breed!
Yevon of Spira
20-10-2004, 02:21
But if the godmodder is godmoding while you perform this move, they will say that you missed and grabbed their thigh.
Phalanix
20-10-2004, 02:22
Ah well then we just invade and make em our bitches.
Crazed Marines
20-10-2004, 02:23
That cuts out future godmodders right at the source.
Phalanix
20-10-2004, 02:24
Crazed your sig is form Full Metal Jacket
Crazed Marines
20-10-2004, 02:31
Correct. One free item from my store. Its
http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showforum=57
and the modern tech is
http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showforum=43
Phalanix
20-10-2004, 02:58
heh I'll tkae the Katana class Dreadnaught.
And isn't that also form Full Metal Jacket? The new sig
Crazed Marines
20-10-2004, 03:02
Ok, one free dreadnaught.
Also, FMJ has the 2nd sig but it is something else and not FMJ.
Phalanix
20-10-2004, 03:05
Casue I swear I heard Gommer saying that in FMJ. But meh
Crazed Marines
20-10-2004, 03:07
They all said it, but I need that name of the creed.
Yatsumica
20-10-2004, 06:08
if the godmoders say we missed with the testicle ripping, i got enough rubber bands to castrate them all like bulls. and a stove to cauterize the wound, it'll definitely be that last line of godmoders.
Godular
20-10-2004, 06:26
Why use rubber bands when you can use alcohol-drenched razor wire?
Yevon of Spira
20-10-2004, 11:12
Augh! That would hurt a lot!

But on that note...

If anyone would like to train one or more monkies in the "stealing the peaches" technique, contact me. It's only $100 per monkey. I am making the price low because of the large ammount of godmoders on I.I. now. Oh, BYOM: Bring Your Own Monkey
Godular
20-10-2004, 12:53
I could probably start up a few divisions of PeachStealer Monkeys devoted to orbital insertion...

Just enough divisions to make Godmoders say "OMG I INVADZORZ U WITH N-AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH MUH NADS"

'twill be a sight to behold.
The Imperial Navy
20-10-2004, 12:54
So what if the godmodder is female? we could do you for rape!
Iuthia
20-10-2004, 13:01
Or you could point out what they are doing wrong which is GODMODing without insulting them like the majority of players do. Failing that you could point out that if they don't start being reasonable you just won't RP with them and then stop RPing if that does work.

GODMODing back only further promotes it and doesn't actually teach them anything. Ultimately it's down to your preference but to be honest I'm tired with n00b baiting... if someone can't play properly then they need to be taught and insulting them while doing so will only result in them not responding.
Yatsumica
20-10-2004, 22:12
wow....

you werent beat enough as a child to say things like that

"all we need in the world is peace, if someone says something u dont like just ignore them"

i say punch em in the face, rip their nads off and feed the genitalia to their moms


hippy bastard...lol
Crazed Marines
21-10-2004, 00:08
wow....

you werent beat enough as a child to say things like that

"all we need in the world is peace, if someone says something u dont like just ignore them"

i say punch em in the face, rip their nads off and feed the genitalia to their moms


hippy bastard...lol
Sounds like something I'd do to someone...Holed on, let me right that one down....
Yatsumica
21-10-2004, 05:08
im nordic (a religion), therefor pro violence and pride
Randomea
21-10-2004, 05:54
So what if the godmodder is female? we could do you for rape!
According to Texan law sexual assault is the penetration of um...an orifice, so unless it goes wrong that would not be rape, however, she would probably sue you for sexual harrassment, as it is the touching of the um...genital area. However, if she had any sense, she'd raise her knee upwards then bring her foot down, stamping on your foot, and driving her thumbs into your eyes, or thumping hyou in the throat.
It's ironic that I now know more about Texan law than English...
Iuthia
21-10-2004, 06:23
wow....

you werent beat enough as a child to say things like that

"all we need in the world is peace, if someone says something u dont like just ignore them"

i say punch em in the face, rip their nads off and feed the genitalia to their moms


hippy bastard...lol

Meh, you may not want to flame me for giving my opinion, I've not insulted you guys or pointed out how terrible this thread is because it's flame bait as you've pretty much just proven.

Lets think about this; you see some guy's first post where he pretty much declares war on the world because he thinks he's badass or something. You could either:

> Insult him with something familiar to the following "OMFG JOO R TEH GODMODS, I R TEH RIP JOOR BALLS OF!!1! LOLOLOLOL!!1!"

of course, it's probably not that bad, but I feel that sums up the general suggestions around here.

or...

> Point out why where he's going wrong, if that doesn't work you ignore him which is generally how Nationstates advises players to deal with people they arn't going to RP with.


In the first example you are flaming by going on about the physical damage you aren't really able to do to them, not to mention being so graphic about it has a tendancy to get on the Mods nerves, I've seen more then enough threads closed for less. Whats more, you will provoke a flame war between you and the new player who will probably never learn. I'll admit that there are some players who aren't interested in learning, but they are seeking attention and by giving it to them you only reduce your own quality.

By insulting them in such a n00bish fashion as you seem to suggest only further points out how little experience you have with the game, in a sense by flaming newbies you prove yourself to be a n00b.

Now if you want to flame me again, at least have a better insult then "Hippy Bastard" which is pretty unimaginative. Though it should be noted that flaming is something I would expect from a n00b.
Yatsumica
21-10-2004, 20:40
notice the lol at the end, i was joking, ive got no problems with you
The Lightning Star
21-10-2004, 21:04
I see a grand future on the Horizon.

Possible situation when it could come in handy:

On the GODMODDERZ/Role Player Land Border

Role Player Land:

It was a cold, moonless night along the border. The mountains in the distance stood ominous in their presense(sp?). As if out of nowhere, an large group of men clad in camoflauge gear stood up and began sprinting towards the border. The few border guards that were there were soon taken down by silenced sniper rifles.

The army had entered enemy territory.

GODMODDERZ: HA HA HA HA HA! I WILL USE T3H WHI73 MAG3S TO PICK UP T3H PEEPLS WIT DE OWWI3S AND DE BOOBOOS!

RPL: The army, prepared for such and event, unleashed its Ninja brigade. Movingly swiftly through the night, they snuck up on the White Mages with ease. Qucikly "stealing their Peaches", the White mages were put out of comission.

Permanetly.

GDMRZ: WHAT?!?!?! I WILL N00K JOO! HA HA HA HA HA! I WILL TAK3 ALL UR L00TS! 1337!

RPL: ...

/Role Player Land fires IGNORE Cannon and leaves the thread for good./
The Burnsian Desert
21-10-2004, 21:20
Very nice.
Yatsumica
22-10-2004, 06:18
the only true problem with ignoringsomeone though is that now you dont recognize them at all, and you are no longer allowed to even mention their name to anyone EVER.