NationStates Jolt Archive

Greetings,



I have decided to conquer the whole lot of y'all because quite frankly the way things are going sickens me, even scares me. So I am going to conquer the lot of you, BUT being the nice that I am you have ten hours to surrender before the tanks rolls, airplanes fly, and I land I can whoopy on y'all.


HAVE A NICE DAY!

Good Lord...another n00b decides that he can conquer the world....oh shit i am sooo scared..........please don't hurt me........

I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannons loaded and ready to fire.

For the time being, Pro-Patria decides to ignore the empty treats of this 7 million country trying to take on the world.

Should you ask nicely however, we'd be overjoyed to send you 1 or 2 cans of whoop-ass.

Oh god. This is pathetic. Ah well I'll jsut launch the AEN Fallen Angel and set it in a high orbit above your nation and watch it pumel you to nothing. Becasue that thing can destroy two small nations and invade a thrid with it's fighters.

Uh oh..........looks like we're gonna have to send our retired veterans to our borders to defend ourselves.

Tell ya'll what there Bubba, why don'tcha just cook up a passle of grits an' biscuits an' come on over to my house an' we'll have us a tailgate party as we watch NASCAR on the TV. Ah reckon that'll keep ya'll outta trouble.....

:rolleyes:

*Fires IGNORE cannons*