NationStates Jolt Archive

In light of recent events, such as the Fedral Union not arriving at the peace treaty, nor withdrawing from our borders, we have left the star system TFU has captured, and have now sealed our borders against him. The foremost reason is this.

The Fedral Union, obviously acting under orders from their obviously insane leader, have declared they have a 70 Km long battleship with level 26 temporal technology. They have evidently attempted to intimidate other space-faring nations into aquiesing into whatever they may demand, by using the latent threat of ths imaginary ship. However, no such ship could be built in a year, nor does TFU possess such advanced technology.

Considering the fact their leader is obviously insane, we have decided to seal the borders against any Fedral Union ships, in order to secure our nation against any future attacks. Who knows what a madman might do.

We also ask that the current leader of TFU be removed from power, hopefully rectifiying the problem.

Also, any nations willing to support us in our resolve, we ask that we can establish trade routes with any such nations out there, making sure the galaxy flows as normally as before.

Message to the Fedral Union :

The Empire of Solarais condemns this obvious ploy created by The Fedral Union, and also condemns the fact it attempts to intimidate other nations with such an imaginary ship. We believe that the leader of the Fedral Union is in the human state named insanity, and efforts should be made to remove him from power. Furthermore, any incursions sent against our borders will be swiftly dealt with, and Solaraisi borders have been once again sealed against the Fedral Union, until this obviously incompetent and insane leader is either removed from power, or he removes himself.

Once again We of Shivia must ask why you are continuing this war. A united army would not work, for TFU Is more powerful, and there is so many territories he can hide in. If you insist on war, we will help, but only if there is a chance of victoy. But know this, if we must, our people will fight you. If the Planet of New Shivia is endangered, then you shall have reason to fear us, but only then. Thank you.

OOC:Again, I am not trying to initiate a war. I am simply protecting my widespread assets against TFU, as he has not signed the peace treaty I put on the table, not withdrawn from my space...

And now he claims he has an insanely powerful battleship with LEVEL TWENTY-SIX temporal technology. My nation just begun researching level one. By the looks of things in temporal threads, it takes 2 RL weeks to advance one level. Thats 13 months he should've been researching temporal technology. Therefore, the idiot in his government that made this (obviously false) announcement is attempting to intimidate us smaller nations, and is insane. I asked to have him removed from government.

The Ineffable Government suggests someone actually shoots at this ship. We believe even a single kinetic missile, or more effectively an EMP blast will show this ship to be nothing more than a ten-metre long steel cylinder with a holographic projector.

Siesatia has perfected the ultimate weapon to combat this new *snigger* threat. The Ub3r 1337 Ignore Cannon 5,000,000,000,000,000,000. It will destroy this ship with a single burst, regardless of shields. We are selling it at .000000000001 of a US cent.