NationStates Jolt Archive


Foreign aid programs. SIGN UP and get $$$$

Kahta
17-10-2004, 00:15
Kahta has just added several new programs to help countries if they do certain things:

$1,000 Per abortion
$100,000 per fundamentalist chruch destroyed
$5,000 per killed KKK member
$2,500 per killed Facist
$1,000 per killed communist

Programmes will be updated soon.
Alexias
17-10-2004, 00:31
In all his hypocracy,Emperor Alexander the I of the Alexian Empire,has ordered ASP(the Alexian Secret Police) to start to track Facists and members of the KKK aswell as members of WCC.
Alexias
17-10-2004, 00:35
The Emperial Goverment would like to know if rewards will be offered for members of World Church of the Creator.
Kyleralia
17-10-2004, 02:11
The Kyleralian Government accepts this offer about 2,000 Christian Churches have been closed. We have also captured and Killed KKK members, many are still going through the Justice System, we are openly welcoming abortion.

The Kyleralian Government
Kahta
17-10-2004, 03:21
$200,000,000 Has been wired to Kyleralia. Tell me the numbers of people arrested and I'll give you more money.

King MacDonald
Holy Paradise
17-10-2004, 03:25
Kahta has just added several new programs to help countries if they do certain things:

$1,000 Per abortion
$100,000 per fundamentalist chruch destroyed
$5,000 per killed KKK member
$2,500 per killed Facist
$1,000 per killed communist

Programmes will be updated soon.
Okay I don't mind if you kill KKK members, fascists, or communists. But I don't think you should encourage abortion and the destruction of churches.
Kahta
17-10-2004, 03:41
Okay I don't mind if you kill KKK members, fascists, or communists. But I don't think you should encourage abortion and the destruction of churches.

50% of teenage mothers are in poverty for their whole lives. All the Churches have done is promote poverty in my country, and I will not stand for it.

King MacDonad
Kyleralia
17-10-2004, 23:54
The amount is about 50,000 KKK members have been prosecuted.
Evil Woody Thoughts
17-10-2004, 23:58
Kahta has just added several new programs to help countries if they do certain things:

$1,000 Per abortion
$100,000 per fundamentalist chruch destroyed
$5,000 per killed KKK member
$2,500 per killed Facist
$1,000 per killed communist

Programmes will be updated soon.

We have arrested 17,000 KKK members and 138,000 Freepers (Freepers combine whacko Christian fundamentalism with fascism). Do we get extra for the freepers?
;)
Kahta
18-10-2004, 01:31
This program has been cancelled, Kahta is now at war. For those that already posted please calculate your numbers and I will wire the money.

King MacDonald
Evil Woody Thoughts
18-10-2004, 01:42
17000 KKK members @ $5000 each=$85,000,000 USD
138000 Freepers (christofascists) @ $2500 each=$345,000,000 USD

Total: $430,000,000 USD

We were hoping for a small bonus on the freepers, because they combine two 'undesirable' attributes, but oh well. We'll count them as fascists for purposes of billing.
Kahta
18-10-2004, 02:00
Sure thing, The total sent is $550,000,000.

King MacDonald
Evil Woody Thoughts
18-10-2004, 02:02
Payment received. Thanks for the bonus ;)

Ministry of Finance
Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts