Miss Capitalist World Pageant [Open 'RP'...]
JRV to hold Miss Capitalist World Pageant
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The JRV Government today announced the founding of a new beauty pageant, in honour of the Republic's appreciation for feminine beauty and love for capitalistic greed. The Miss Capitalist World Pageant will be held in JRV's glorious capital city of Victoria.
The acting Minister of Foreign Affairs John Hunt said that the pageant would be open to any nations wishing to participate. "Except communist nations, of course. We will not have them on our shores, they are vile and filthy."
Security in the capital will be stepped up for the event, and the government has already warned various feminist groups against any action they may take.
"We simply cannot and will not tolerate any disruptions," the Minister of Police and Homeland Security, James Sutherland, said.
Protesters will be shot before getting within 2 kilometres of the venue, Victoria City officials advised today.
The woman crowned Miss. Capitalist World will receive over US$500,000 dollars in prizes and will .
- JRV State News Flash
JRV to hold Miss Capitalist World Pageant
The JRV Government today announced the founding of a new beauty pageant, in honour of the Republic's appreciation for feminine beauty and love for capitalistic greed. The Miss Capitalist World Pageant will be held in JRV's glorious capital city of Victoria.
The acting Minister of Foreign Affairs John Hunt said that the pageant would be open to any nations wishing to participate. "Except communist nations, of course. We will not have them on our shores, they are vile and filthy."
Security in the capital will be stepped up for the event, and the government has already warned various feminist groups against any action they may take.
"We simply cannot and will not tolerate any disruptions," the Minister of Police and Homeland Security, James Sutherland, said.
Protesters will be shot before getting within 2 kilometres of the venue, Victoria City officials advised today.
The woman crowned Miss. Capitalist World will receive over US$500,000 dollars in prizes and will .
- JRV State News Flash
What a wonderfull Idea!
The Emperial Goverment of the Alexian Empire has registered and sent several women for the contest,and if it would be possible we would like to send perhaps some unarmed body guards,and if you need and want,crowd control forces?(were trying to give our people experience).If you don't want personel,we could at least send some equipement.
Anyhow,let me know.
Tenarius
16-10-2004, 12:35
The Wakuro Post--Tenarius' leading Newspaper--today announced that Native Tenarian and former actor Sukimi Atowa has applied to join this Pageant. At her estate nestled at the base of the Wakuro Matshi (Winter Peaks), she refused to answer questions and reporters were kept off the property by security guards. Sukimi Atowa was only known for the movie 'The not-so-dumb and the not-so-dumber', where she starred as one of three lead roles. Sukimi Atowa did announce her intent to arrive in JRV before the pageant begins, and has an optimistic view on the coming trials ahead of her.
What a wonderfull Idea!
The Emperial Goverment of the Alexian Empire has registered and sent several women for the contest,and if it would be possible we would like to send perhaps some unarmed body guards,and if you need and want,crowd control forces?(were trying to give our people experience).If you don't want personel,we could at least send some equipement.
Anyhow,let me know.
Official Government Communiqué to Alexian Empire
"The JRV Government is most pleased to hear of your interest in the pageant, and welcomes your delegates. Though the JRV forces are more than capable of dealing with the security of the event and contestants, we are always happy to receive help from other countries - after all this is an international event. Any reinforcements you send will be greatly welcomed. Thankyou again for your interest."
- John Hunt, Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs
JRV Government Announcement
The JRV Government is pleased with the response it has received so far, and says all delegates wishing to take part will receive the best possible hospitality and guaranteed safety upon their arrival in the Republic. The Tenarian actress, Sukimi Atowa's application has officially been accepted. Her movie made the weekly top 4 in the Republic and JRVians are delighted she will be attending.
More information on what the contest will comprise of will be made public soon.
- JRV Information Ministry
The Empirial Goverment is enthralled with the contest,and sends the young women,and is willing to offer 3000 fully equiped all purpose law inforcement officers,along with 10,000 Litres of tear gas(should it be accepted.)Although,we of course recongnize that the most glorious republic is perfectly capable of dealing with any internal problems that may arise.
The tear gas is accepted eagerly. The JRV Police and the Special Forces commence their security preperations with the Alexian reinforcements.
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The women meanwhile are welcomed warmly upon their arrival, given the best accommodations and prepared for the contest.
The newly recruited Alexian officers run around insanly,carrying out the commands of your people in charge of the security opertion with enthusiam(they are by the way,not very experienced except those in charge of them,and they are under your full command.)
Sherina,one of the Alexian girls,follows her escort shyly to her courters.She was terrified,having never left her small farming town before,but,after having been informed by the beaurocrat that this was (one of) her patriotic duty,she couldn't say no.Upon arriving,she thanked her escort,and fell asleep almost immediatly.(I apologize that this writing is not of good quality.I was never a good writer to begin with,and being male,I find it even harder to write from a women's point of view.)
OOC: lol, no problem. I understand what you mean.
hehe.finally,someone besides those crazy guys.