NationStates Jolt Archive

JRV to hold Miss Capitalist World Pageant

The JRV Government today announced the founding of a new beauty pageant, in honour of the Republic's appreciation for feminine beauty and love for capitalistic greed. The Miss Capitalist World Pageant will be held in JRV's glorious capital city of Victoria.

The acting Minister of Foreign Affairs John Hunt said that the pageant would be open to any nations wishing to participate. "Except communist nations, of course. We will not have them on our shores, they are vile and filthy."
Security in the capital will be stepped up for the event, and the government has already warned various feminist groups against any action they may take.
"We simply cannot and will not tolerate any disruptions," the Minister of Police and Homeland Security, James Sutherland, said.

Protesters will be shot before getting within 2 kilometres of the venue, Victoria City Police officials advised today.

The woman crowned Miss. Capitalist World will receive over $500,000 dollars in prizes and will .

- JRV State News Flash

What a wonderfull Idea!

The Emperial Goverment of the Alexian Empire has registered a number of women for this contest,and they'll be sent as soon a we can.But could we perhaps send some unarmed bodyguards aswell?

Oh,and by the way,we are also entirely willing to send crowd controll personel,if you want or need it(we trying to give people experience).we have a good deal we could send.Or maybe some crowd control equipement?(tear gas,barriers,trubechons,plastic shields?)

We look forward to the contest,and if possible the empire would like to set up favorable relations with your nation.