NationStates Jolt Archive


Bonstock's storefront for "developing" nations, or those set in the recent past

Bonstock
16-10-2004, 04:24
If you want the cheapest shit that still works, you've come to the right place. Be you young, or economically challenged, or just looking for something to by a hell of alot of, buy the shit and DO YOUR GOD DAMN MATH!!! If any moderators have a problem with my language, then don't delete this thread, just tell me and I'll correct it.

F-4 Phantom

http://www.danshistory.com/f4.jpg

Originally designed as a carrier fighter, it was tested by the US Air Force, who found it better then most of their aircraft. The US Navy and Air Force bought thousands, and they saw brutal combat with Russian-built MiGs in Vietnam. Its two General Electric engines power it to 60,000 feet at speeds of 1600 miles per hour for ranges of 13,000 miles. Carries four Sparrow and four Sidewinder air to air missiles, and has provision for a gun pod, as well as room for 12,000 pounds of bombs. It was exported to dozens of other nations, and still serves with distinction.


MiG 21
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/russia/images/mig-21-11p06.jpg

Arguabley one of the best jet fighters ever built, and certainly the most widely built and used. Used extensivly in Vietnam and the Middle East. It's Tumansky R-11F-300 engine can power it to speeds of 2000 km/h, to altitudes of 61,000 feet, as far as 1600 kilometers. Simple, reliable, and rugged, it will serve any nation well.
Price: 15 million USD

M-60 Patton tank

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ground/images/m60-a3.jpg

Another Vietnam-era weapon still in service. Designed to face Russian tanks in Europe, it served with distinction in Vietnam and in Israel. Weighs in at 60 tons, and has a 105mm gun, and travels about 50 miles per hour.
Price: 1 million USD

T-55
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/russia/images/t-55-dast8804830.jpg

Cheap, forgiving, and rugged, the T-55 can be sent anywhere and still come out on top. Its 100mm gun has a range of over 1.5 kilometers, weighs 40 tons, and can travel at 50 km per hour.
Price: 1 million USD

M-16
http://www.flashpoint1985.com/gear/west/m16/m16.jpg
Virtual emblem of the American or NATO soldier for the past four decades, this futuristic looking assault rifle fires a 5.56mm round over a mile. Comes with a helmet, BDU pants and jacket, boots, and other gear, all in modern American style. Alongside the AK-47, this weapon helps define modern war.
Price: 500 USD

AK-47
http://img.gamekult.com/photos/00/00/42/33/ME0000423373_2.jpg
This weapon says "Freedom fighter detirmined to liberate his homeland from imperialist forces." Or "Terrorist guerrilla out to kill American troops," depending on which side of the Iron Curtain you're on. At anyrate, it shoots a 7.62mm bullet up to a kilometer and a half, and is cheap and readily avaliable. Comes complete with a helmet (or Vietnamese hat, it you'd like), boots, a jacket, trousers, a belt, a canteen, and three extra drums of ammunition, because we're such nice people. Just don't shoot them at us.
Price: 500 USD.
Bonstock
16-10-2004, 18:18
hmm... this is good stuff, people! Buy it!

BUMP
The Island of Rose
16-10-2004, 18:34
Bonstock, here's a tip for ya man.

I think you should add tanks, planes, and other old stuff. You know, MiGs for Russian and Phantoms for American ;)

And up the rifles, old ass M-16s for Americans and AK-47s for Russians.

Hell, you should have American and Russian gear ONLY!
Bonstock
16-10-2004, 18:38
Bonstock, here's a tip for ya man.

I think you should add tanks, planes, and other old stuff. You know, MiGs for Russian and Phantoms for American ;)

And up the rifles, old ass M-16s for Americans and AK-47s for Russians.

Hell, you should have American and Russian gear ONLY!

Good point for salesmanship, but I want to make more of a point for RP. Though sure, most people want their hands on F-4s and MiG 21s on day 1, first they need some good logistical vehicles, like jeeps, landing craft, and cargo planes.
The Island of Rose
16-10-2004, 18:42
Yeah, but add the OMG weaponz of d00m too.
PBC
16-10-2004, 18:42
The nation of PBC would like to buy:
1,000 LCVP

Price: 100,000 USD

Total Price: 100,000,000 USD
Bonstock
17-10-2004, 02:25
The nation of PBC would like to buy:
1,000 LCVP

Price: 100,000 USD

Total Price: 100,000,000 USD

Confirmed. Thanks for purchasing. Merchant ships will soon deliver your landing craft.
Bonstock
18-10-2004, 01:01
OMG ph34r50m3 w34p0nz 0f d00m!!!!!

bump
Bonstock
18-10-2004, 01:23
bumped again, now with AK-47s and M-16s! Happy shootin'!
Bonstock
18-10-2004, 02:42
uh, you people want this stuff, right?