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Present Day Comatica recently captured many prisoners. After severe questioning, we have gotten all the information that we needed. To kill them all would be wasteful. Therefore, we are selling them.

Prisoners: 7,700

We are keeping them on an abandoned island in a massive abandoned prison, living 19 to a cell. It is very expensive to maintain them, so that is why we are selling them.

Due to limit of stock, orders cannot exceed 750 per nation.

The prisoners are now free, so I hope to not get any more money.

Good day.

CALCULATE OWN PRICE, PLEASE!!!

note: If you would like to specify a certain age group, say so in your post and I will decide if it shall be cheaper or more expensive (This'll cost you).

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Tenarius will purchase 750 prisoners for $8,625.

To Present Day Comatica:

And why are they prisoners?

Ministry of Foriegn Relations
Minister Trythinking For Once
Fodmodmadtol

If the prisoners are not given to me for $50 Billion, I will use $50 Billion worth of munitions against your country.

King MacDonald

Tenarius will purchase 750 prisoners for $8,625.


Marvelous. The shipment shall arrive in one NS year.

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And why are they prisoners?

Why not? I can't release them, otherwise it would violate my philosophy--I hate communists that bother me.

The fact is, if I WEREN'T to keep them prisoner, then they would go and tell all of their commie buddies what it's like on the inside, and that would entice them to attack us again. OK?

The USN will also buy 750 of your prisoners.

If the prisoners are not given to me for $50 Billion, I will use $50 Billion worth of munitions against your country.

King MacDonald


Jeez, ok, ok, you can have, well, you'll want all of them, right? Well, you can have 15,000 of them (What can I say? He's persuasive). There is no need to pay that much money for them, or to get hostile. The only reason I don't give you all of them, is because I do not want to deny other nations the right to get communists in their clutches and do whatever they want with them.

After this, I will not respond to threats of any kind, whether they be dangerous or not.

To Present Day Comatica:

That dosen't answer our question in the least bit. What did they do to become imprisoned- Enjoy thinking about Marxism?

The USN will also buy 750 of your prisoners.


Price: 8,625 USD.

Order Confirmed.
Expect the shipment to arrive in 1 NS year.

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Anapest will also take 750 prisoners for $8,625

I will pay whatever you want for the remaining communists. Communist Likon will treat this as a ransom, and release them in our nation. If you do not sell all of the rest to us THEN!!! we'll be very sad

We'll take whichever would prefer to come to us instead. In fact, we'll take all of your political prisoners, regardless of alignment.

A price, if you would.

I will pay whatever you want for the remaining communists. Communist Likon will treat this as a ransom, and release them in our nation. If you do not sell all of the rest to us THEN!!! we'll be very sad


Very sad indeed.

We'll take whichever would prefer to come to us instead. In fact, we'll take all of your political prisoners, regardless of alignment.


The limit is very strict. The only reason I sold 15,000 is because he threatened me. And that doesn't work anymore.

We'll transport them ourselves. I'm sure we can work out an arrangement.

Anapest will also take 750 prisoners for $8,625


Very well. I hope you are satisfied with your communists.

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ohh please, sell them to me or else i'll invade your country, rape and pillage and be oevrall very nasty

ohh please, sell them to me or else i'll invade your country, rape and pillage and be oevrall very nasty

*Sigh* - Presidential response.

Just so you know Present Day Comatica, you sicken the Royal Family. The 750 prisoners have been granted citizenship in the Royal States and will hopefully be able to forget whatever horrendous living conditions you put them under.

Very well. I hope you are satisfied with your communists.

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thanks, fyi we'll use them to test new viral strains, so they'll be put to good use

We'll transport them ourselves. I'm sure we can work out an arrangement.


*sigh* Fine. I shall breach the limit for the very last time. I shall send you 1,200 communists. The shipment shall arrive sometime next NS year. The price: 9,500 USD.

Wired. Can we sort out a sooner time by our own air transport?

I do not care what any of you do with your prisoners, whether it be granting citizenship to them, or testing viral strains on them (although I liked that). As for your threats,I have a few good nations that could help me.

Wired. Can we sort out a sooner time by our own air transport?


Of course, although some of you guys are pushing me to the limit.

Thank you. We will be sending transports to pick them up in a week.

SECRET IC: Preperations for the Cromatican Communist Party In Exile and Radio Free Cromatica are underway, and upon their arrival the prisoners will be granted complete control over their activities.

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OOC--Sleep time for I.

The Holy Republic wishes to purchase 150 prisoners.
We request that they be between 20-30 years of age and in reasonably good health.

The Holy Republic wishes to purchase 150 prisoners.
We request that they be between 20-30 years of age and in reasonably good health.


Of course. The price shall be 2,000 USD because of the specific request. The shipment shall arrive in 1 NS year.

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I'll buy all the remaining ones, name your price, I can very easily afford them. In my country they can live as communists in a true communist utopia.

I'll buy all the remaining ones, name your price, I can very easily afford them. In my country they can live as communists in a true communist utopia.

You may buy 750 communists, but not them all. The limit is STRICT as of a couple posts ago. If you wish to still purchase 750 prisoners, then the price is 8,625 USD. Take it or leave it.

Any other buyers?

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*cough* Bump!

As stated above, our Ministry of Foreign Aid does not approve of your usage of prisoners as profit. We demand that you free all the remaining prisoners for no charge and reclaim all those that you sold, with full refunds, or the remaining recruits of the Elite Militia will land in your nation on a rescue mission.

As stated above, our Ministry of Foreign Aid does not approve of your usage of prisoners as profit. We demand that you free all the remaining prisoners for no charge and reclaim all those that you sold, with full refunds, or the remaining recruits of the Elite Militia will land in your nation on a rescue mission.


Listen,stop threatning people.Your too young.And theirs no such thing as an "Elite Militia".That's whats called an oxy moron.Like Big Shrimp.

I'll take as many as I can get for experiments.

I, taking into consideration what Alexias said, have decided to condemn the statement from the Ministry of Foreign Aid, withdraw the term "Elite Militia" from any diplomatic talk or debate, and confess that I am a n00b in all aspects of the word. But, I will never condone using prisoners in that way. All flights to your nation are now cancelled, trade embargoes have been laid, and propoganda is being circulated through communist media.

I, taking into consideration what Alexias said, have decided to condemn the statement from the Ministry of Foreign Aid, withdraw the term "Elite Militia" from any diplomatic talk or debate, and confess that I am a n00b in all aspects of the word. But, I will never condone using prisoners in that way. All flights to your nation are now cancelled, trade embargoes have been laid, and propoganda is being circulated through communist media.

fair enough.We all had to start sometime.And personally,I really don't see why people pride themselves in having wiled away countless hours of their lives on the internet.

But what was bothering me was you kept invading people.And that you said that you had an Elite Militia.There can be guys in a militia that are combat veterans and experts,its just that a militia,well,ya know....

I, taking into consideration what Alexias said, have decided to condemn the statement from the Ministry of Foreign Aid, withdraw the term "Elite Militia" from any diplomatic talk or debate, and confess that I am a n00b in all aspects of the word. But, I will never condone using prisoners in that way. All flights to your nation are now cancelled, trade embargoes have been laid, and propoganda is being circulated through communist media.


oh,and no need to withdraw the statement,just don't invade people every time they do something contrary to your beliefs.I mean,it just a game.And countries don't really invade each other like that often,do they?you know what I mean?

The Foreign Ministry of the United Socialist States of Ericemaa decry the barbarous act of keeping political prisoners, and moreover their sale falls within the provenance of an informal slave trade. By resolution of the General Assembly of the Soviet of People's Deputies, the People's Commissar for Foreign Affairs is hereby empowered to announce that all communist and socialists held as political prisoners by tyrannical regimes intent on the oppression of the people, may seek safe asylum within the borders of the USSE, to be granted the full protection of the law and arms of our country.

JGK
People's Commissar, Foreign Affairs
USSE

The Foreign Ministry of the United Socialist States of Ericemaa decry the barbarous act of keeping political prisoners, and moreover their sale falls within the provenance of an informal slave trade. By resolution of the General Assembly of the Soviet of People's Deputies, the People's Commissar for Foreign Affairs is hereby empowered to announce that all communist and socialists held as political prisoners by tyrannical regimes intent on the oppression of the people, may seek safe asylum within the borders of the USSE, to be granted the full protection of the law and arms of our country.

JGK
People's Commissar, Foreign Affairs
USSE


Your not the first one to say that.


As for the rest of you, Random Kingdom and Alexias seem to have worked things out themselves. I agree with Alexias. There's no use in invading every country that pisses you off. Otherwise I'd have a hell of a lot of wars on my hands. And it was wise not to invade me. If you had payed any attention to my signature, you would have realised that you would not live through the next night.

I'll take as many as I can get for experiments.


750 prisoners are on their way. The price totals to 8,625 USD.

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Hmmm, I could buy 750. Or I could very easily humiliate you by invading you, and install the remaining prisoners as a communist government that answers to me. Of course, you could just sell them all to me.

Hmmm, I could buy 750. Or I could very easily humiliate you by invading you, and install the remaining prisoners as a communist government that answers to me. Of course, you could just sell them all to me.

I like your style. I would invade but a) I confess that my army is ridiculously weak, and b) I am too busy awaiting the United States of Nick's decision on my peace treaty.

Hmmm, I could buy 750. Or I could very easily humiliate you by invading you, and install the remaining prisoners as a communist government that answers to me. Of course, you could just sell them all to me.

Oh, sure, you could do that, or you could just buy 750 prisoners and set them free.

Frankly, I don't care.

I like your style. I would invade but a) I confess that my army is ridiculously weak, and b) I am too busy awaiting the United States of Nick's decision on my peace treaty.


Well, when you get that sorted out, I would be happy for you to come here and I would graciously kick your ass.

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Having just made peace with the USN (unofficially - the peace talks are still being carried out) I can now focus my attention on the sale of communist prisoners. I would prefer it if you gave away the communists for free. Using prisoners as sources of cash is against my policies. I do not condone this or any other usage of prisoners in this way. I would advise against people buying any more communists.

Having just made peace with the USN (unofficially - the peace talks are still being carried out) I can now focus my attention on the sale of communist prisoners. I would prefer it if you gave away the communists for free. Using prisoners as sources of cash is against my policies. I do not condone this or any other usage of prisoners in this way. I would advise against people buying any more communists.


I am not here to make money. 9,000 USD is like a penny on the street to me. I am doing this to get rid of the prisoners, amd be rid of this burden. If I make a buck or two in the process, then so be it. You may take 750 prisoners for free. With them you can kill them, or make them citizens, or what have you.

I'll take 50 prisoners@ $575

I am not here to make money. 9,000 USD is like a penny on the street to me. I am doing this to get rid of the prisoners, amd be rid of this burden. If I make a buck or two in the process, then so be it. You may take 750 prisoners for free. With them you can kill them, or make them citizens, or what have you.

Thank you. I will accept the 750 prisoners and not make any further comments on the sale of communists. I will pay the 8,625 USD, however, as a payment of goodwill. OOC: I'm not even sure if I have 8,625 USD, because I don't have any basquermark -> USD conversion rates, and my economy is in such a bad state I probably don't have enough basquermarks anyway! It's only RP, you know...

I'll take 50 prisoners@ $575

Perfect. The shipment shall arrive very soon.

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Thank you. I will accept the 750 prisoners and not make any further comments on the sale of communists. I will pay the 8,625 USD, however, as a payment of goodwill. OOC: I'm not even sure if I have 8,625 USD, because I don't have any basquermark -> USD conversion rates, and my economy is in such a bad state I probably don't have enough basquermarks anyway! It's only RP, you know...


Thank you for co-operating. I am sure that you have 8,625 USD. No NS economy is in that bad of shape that they don't have 8,625 USD, but you're right; it's just an RP.

The shipment shall arrive in 1 NS year.

Good day, and thank you for shopping Communist Prisoners for Sale!

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The Aeropag Tribune would like to purchase 750 communists. It will also donate $11,375 to help maintain the units that have not yet been sold. (total: $20,000)

(and Insane Inflation (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/?nation=insane_inflation) might not have $8,625 http://terranordalis.thirdgeek.com/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif)

I'll take 700 prisoners @ $13, Total: $9,100

The Aeropag Tribune would like to purchase 750 communists. It will also donate $11,375 to help maintain the units that have not yet been sold. (total: $20,000)

(and Insane Inflation (http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/?nation=insane_inflation) might not have $8,625 http://terranordalis.thirdgeek.com/images/smiles/icon_wink.gif)

We appreciate the donation, and it will be put to good use.

The order will arrive in 1 NS year.

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As with Atla Mia Sando selling women, The Dictatorship of Salbania is disgusted by this most terrible act. We have decided to place economic sanctions on your nation, and alll those who support the selling of humans. Further action will done if you continue.

I'll take 700 prisoners @ $13, Total: $9,100

Hmmm--I just realized that everyone's been ripping me off. Oh, well.

Order approved. Shipment will arrive in 1 NS year.

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As with Atla Mia Sando selling women, The Dictatorship of Salbania is disgusted by this most terrible act. We have decided to place economic sanctions on your nation, and alll those who support the selling of humans. Further action will done if you continue.


*Ignore*

We will pay for all the prisoners who remain, taking a substantial financial burden off your country.

We will pay for all the prisoners who remain, taking a substantial financial burden off your country.


You may purchase 2,000 of them, for only 16,000 USD. They shall arrive in 2 NS years.

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OOC: Note- any time I notice anyone selling communists, I always have the communist party of Callisdrun buy them to increase membership.

OOC: Note- any time I notice anyone selling communists, I always have the communist party of Callisdrun buy them to increase membership.


Okey-doke

note: You're not the first Communist party to buy prisoners. I do not care, to be quite honest.

As with Atla Mia Sando selling women, The Dictatorship of Salbania is disgusted by this most terrible act. We have decided to place economic sanctions on your nation, and alll those who support the selling of humans. Further action will done if you continue.

I agree with Salbania on this. The sum I payed was not for the communists themselves, it was a payment of good-will, to keep it quiet, etc. But now that a second nation has been repulsed by this, I am now in line with the Dictatorship of Salbania, and will also strike if the offense continues. If I receive the communists, I will make them official citizens of Random Kingdom. That is all.

I agree with Salbania on this. The sum I payed was not for the communists themselves, it was a payment of good-will, to keep it quiet, etc. But now that a second nation has been repulsed by this, I am now in line with the Dictatorship of Salbania, and will also strike if the offense continues. If I receive the communists, I will make them official citizens of Random Kingdom. That is all.


I thought you said you were going to shut up.

I thought you said you were going to shut up.

Rule of Role-Playing #2458: Never trust a nation with random in its name.

Rule of Role-Playing #2458: Never trust a nation with random in its name.


I'm going to need to get a copy of that 'Rules of Roleplaying ' list.

I'm going to need to get a copy of that 'Rules of Roleplaying ' list.
It's not sold in the shops.

Hmmm--I just realized that everyone's been ripping me off. Oh, well.

Order approved. Shipment will arrive in 1 NS year.

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OOC:teehee

no. With 10 prisoners at $100, you could buy 75 lots of 10 at $7500

So these people have been ripping themselves off.

IC: Notquiteaplace officially condemns this act. If further communists are found we would prefer them left alone, but we realise this to be a pointless request with you. Instead, we ask that they be allowed to sell their possesions that they cannot take at a fair price and be allowed to enter our nation, they will be granted asylum.

We will take any person who behaves and works. Communists in our nation have a vote and so they are no threat to us as they realise they would be in power if they were what the people wanted.

Well, everything you need to know's in the title, really.

Well, everything you need to know's in the title, really.


This goes for everyone--If you attack me, I would advise you to surrender. I have a large stockpile of nuclear weapons (over 10,000), and not to mention 12 million troops. Consider this fair warning.

I did not say I was going to attack you... :p

We'll take 1000 prisoners.

We'll take 1000 prisoners.

Oh no you won't...

I did not say I was going to attack you... :p


Ahem...

I agree with Salbania on this. The sum I payed was not for the communists themselves, it was a payment of good-will, to keep it quiet, etc. But now that a second nation has been repulsed by this, I am now in line with the Dictatorship of Salbania, and will also strike if the offense continues. If I receive the communists, I will make them official citizens of Random Kingdom. That is all.

Got me... ;) :mp5:

Oh no you won't...


Oh, yes he will.

Price--Ah, what the hell. You can have the 1000 prisoners for free, just to piss Random Kingdom off!

Expect them in 1 NS year.

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Oh, yes he will.

Price--Ah, what the hell. You can have the 1000 prisoners for free, just to piss Random Kingdom off!

Expect them in 1 NS year.

Good day, and thank you for shopping COMMUNIST PRISONERS FOR SALE!!!!!!!

You're really pissing me off now :rolleyes:

You're really pissing me off now :rolleyes:


oops!

oops!

Notice the rolleyes? I was being s a r c a s t i c !

Damn! Me and my big mouth...

Anarchy 92 would like to purchase 750 of the communist prisoners at a price of 8,625 usd.

Age 16-35

Money to be wired on confirmation

Notice the rolleyes? I was being s a r c a s t i c !

Damn! Me and my big mouth...


oops again!

Anarchy 92 would like to purchase 750 of the communist prisoners at a price of 8,625 usd.

Age 16-35

Money to be wired on confirmation


But of course. Expect the shipment in 1 NS year.

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Anarchy 92 would like to purchase 750 of the communist prisoners at a price of 8,625 usd.

Age 16-35

Money to be wired on confirmation

Don't you know that 8,625 is a ripoff? The price should be 7500 USD. Anyway, I thought that Present Day Comatica was giving them away free of charge.... :p

Don't you know that 8,625 is a ripoff? The price should be 7500 USD. Anyway, I thought that Present Day Comatica was giving them away free of charge.... :p


Now that's an idea. I am no longer charging for the prisoners. Anarchy 92: I am wiring the money back.

Have a super-duper day!

I think Random Kingdom left.....

Don't you know that 8,625 is a ripoff? The price should be 7500 USD. Anyway, I thought that Present Day Comatica was giving them away free of charge.... :p


It's not a ripoff--I'm selling them for 13 USD a piece. That calculates to 9,750 USD. But I'm not here to make money.

It's not a ripoff--I'm selling them for 13 USD a piece. That calculates to 9,750 USD. But I'm not here to make money.

Yeah, and the pigs in Random Kingdom are flying south this year... ;)

BTW,

Now that's an idea. I am no longer charging for the prisoners. Anarchy 92: I am wiring the money back.

Have a super-duper day!

Yeah, and the pigs in Random Kingdom are flying south this year... ;)

Shove it. Remember my stockpile.

Shove it. Remember my stockpile.

What, your stockpile of unhappy communists?

ooc: bump

OOC: What sort of defenses can we find through reconaissance? 'Cause the Commonwealth can do some pretty nice skunk ops....

What, your stockpile of unhappy communists?


No, my stockpile of deadly nuclear weapons that can kill thousands of people at a time, all of them tempted greatly.

K?

OOC: What sort of defenses can we find through reconaissance? 'Cause the Commonwealth can do some pretty nice skunk ops....


Wha...?

I'll take 750 for experiments.

Total comes to $8625

I'll take 750 for experiments.

Total comes to $8625


Great. Shipment shall arrive in 1 NS year. The money will not be excepted, for they are now free.

Good day, and thank you for shopping Communist Prisoners for Sale!

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Since they are now free, I would like 100 for labor. :D

Great. Shipment shall arrive in 1 NS year. The money will not be excepted, for they are now free.

Good day, and thank you for shopping Communist Prisoners for Sale!

What?? That is great news. Good day, and thank you for not selling at the former Communist Prisoners for Sale!!!

Why not dish them out as free samples??? ;)

Would you like to buy prisoners?I have 600 nazi terrorists and will sell them for half the price that you will sell them on for

Would you like to buy prisoners?I have 600 nazi terrorists and will sell them for half the price that you will sell them on for


I have a feeling that if I do that, people will get even more pissy with me.

Like Random Kingdom.

Since they are now free, I would like 100 for labor. :D


Of course. The shipment shall arrive very soon.

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Selling Commies ay? I dont like them so ill put them in my Concentration Camps and forced labor camps - gimme about 200.

The Furher Corey

Selling Commies ay? I dont like them so ill put them in my Concentration Camps and forced labor camps - gimme about 200.

The Furher Corey


You got it. Expect them coming soon.

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Thanks & i look forward with doing business in the future with you.

Thanks & i look forward with doing business in the future with you.


Ditto.

If it is alright, I'd love to buy fifty. So I guess that is 550 dollars. Their use is classified however...

If it is alright, I'd love to buy fifty. So I guess that is 550 dollars. Their use is classified however...

They're free now, so I'm not taking the money.

But they'll be there in an instant.

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Thank you very much! I hope to do business again with you real soon. Free slaves!

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I have a feeling that if I do that, people will get even more pissy with me.

Like Random Kingdom.

I heard that!!!

I heard that!!!


Oh, did I say that out loud?

GOOD!!!!!

Would you like to buy prisoners?I have 600 nazi terrorists and will sell them for half the price that you will sell them on for


The emperor released this statement today on national TV, broadcasting from under his desk:

"Psssst, I'll take them."

I'll buy all of them, just name the price.

I'll buy all of them, just name the price.
I have a feeling that you are communists (LENINist), but you shall receive your prisoners anyway, but only 750. They have been free for a while, so I shall not name a price.

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I should really edit my first post so it says, "Free"

Clears throat--BUMP!

The land of Jurrik, shall take 750 Prisoners for $8,625. The nation expects them to be in prime condition, as they shall be used for Weaponary and War movements. Soldiers they will be!

The emperor released this statement today on national TV, broadcasting from under his desk:

"Psssst, I'll take them."

Mabye you should start our own slave industry, commi-nazi people skills ltd

Mabye you should start our own slave industry, commi-nazi people skills ltd


you, sir, are a genius!

The land of Jurrik, shall take 750 Prisoners for $8,625. The nation expects them to be in prime condition, as they shall be used for Weaponary and War movements. Soldiers they will be!

They are free now, and they are, in fact, healtheir than before. Now that we have been minimizing our stock, we can take better care of them. So you bought just in peak selling season.

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The Federation of Anatania would like 750 please.

:sniper: damn commies where they when I was at 'nam

hehe only jokin'

:sniper: damn commies where they when I was at 'nam

o...kay....

The Federation of Anatania would like 750 please.
They shall be arriving shortly.

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The Nation of Gabbostahn gladly accepts 200 of these POW's.

The Nation of Gabbostahn gladly accepts 200 of these POW's.

Sure, what the hell. It's been a while since I've dipped my quill pen in the ink well of commie-trading, but you may have them for free, as they have been free for some time now.

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