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The Most Excellent Friedrich August II, Kaiser of Nordrreich, Rightful Monarch of Osterlich, Defender of the Church, Supreme Marshal of the Army, Father of the People, Esquire:

My father's death only a few days ago has left me with something of a dilemma. To put it bluntly, a Kaiser should not have a Kaiserina. I am currently entertaining offers among all monarchies for one of their daughter's hands in marriage. Following is a brief description of myself ...

Imperial Matchmakers File #0000001: Mr. Hohenstafen
Name: Friedrich August Viktor Wilhelm Hohenstafen
Title: The Most Excellent Friedrich August II, Kaiser of Nordrreich, Rightful Monarch of Osterlich, Defender of the Church, Supreme Marshal of the Army, Father of the People, Esquire
Age: 27
Height: 6'1
Weight: 182 lbs
Hair/Eye Colour: Light Brown, Brown
Nationality/Ethnicity: German-Nordliche

Religion: Evangelical Lutheran Church of Nordrreich
Interests: Fencing, Hunting, Horseback Riding, Automobiles
Likes: Nordliche cuisine, Romantic literature, military matters
Dislikes: Left-handed people, socialists

Oh curses, drat, and animosity spat forth to the Kaiser, Viktor Wilhelm Hohenstafen. Such hate for the left handed foils the plots of the Vendrican Nation merging into a web of alliances and respectful friendships with other such super powers.

Still, as a nation of Mormonist Vendricans forced into God's command to marry I understand your plight, and wish you the best in finding a bride of the bluest blood.

Gen. Samantha-Marie Prince
CIC of Vendrica Primus' Air Defence Inititive

Our Kaiser has a prejudice against the left-handed due to an unfortunate accent in his birth which has resulted in an arm that is, er, somewhat less splendid than the right. We can work on that, I'm sure.

Oh the joys of The Vendrican Nation, able to keep the world awed in its advanced surgical research. Such miseries are almost a rarity in our territories, provided the amassed majority of the lower class are not considered in the equation.

The Royal Family of Tenarius is taken aback by such extreme dislikes and the notable religious tendancies. Therefore, the women of Royal Blood in the family have decided to withhold any applications for introductions.

While the Kaiser's left-handed issues are unique and can be dealt with, we would like to know why your nation seems hostile towards the Christian faith of our nation? In any case, it would not be desirable to have an athiest Kaiserina anyway.

The Royal States have had a bad history of religion interfering in the affairs of state. Because of that, in 1566 A.D. it was declared that no government official would be allowed to use religion in their arguements or governmental decisions, not even the Queen. The Royal Family respects this and believes it creates a stabler government in the long run. Note that there are religious members of the Family, but almost half of the population of Tenarius is atheist.