Suicide Legions (Buy 'em Before They Kill You)
Camel Eaters
15-10-2004, 20:29
The Suicide Legions (a mercenary group of hardcore soldiers) are ready for business. These warriors are resilient and not human (Think Scarrans from Farscape). It is extremely hard to take one down. Although a certain amount of maintenance is needed. Without a special chemical they become no more intelligent than animals. They have heat glands that allow them to broadcast large waves of deadly heat. They've no need for a large amount of weapons.
Order now one soldier is 3000 US. Each soldier ordered comes with a month's supply of the needed chemical.
Camel Eaters
15-10-2004, 20:36
bump Please buy super soldiers.
Camel Eaters
15-10-2004, 20:54
bump
The eternal-dragons
15-10-2004, 20:58
Official statement by Northen Albania:
We will think of buying them if you help us in defeating the scum invading are lands..
Vladimir Chekov
Official spokesman
Camel Eaters
15-10-2004, 20:59
They can help you defeat the scum invading your lands. Just buy a few and see how effective they are.
The eternal-dragons
15-10-2004, 21:07
That may be all but impossible due to the Navy patrolling near our waters..So if you perhaps provide millitary assistance to us we shall consider testing these soldiers....
Vladimir chekov
official spokesman for northern Albania.
Camel Eaters
15-10-2004, 21:09
Don't worry we can simply teleport them there. How many would you like? Would you like any extra chemical to keep the soldiers from going all uber berserk animal. One extra month is 20 dollars US.
Suicide Squad Leader: We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack!
[they all stab themselves]
Suicide Squad Leader: That showed 'em, huh?
(Quote taken from the "Life of Brian")
The eternal-dragons
15-10-2004, 21:12
OOC: You can rp this in this link http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=365257
IC:
We would like a first installment in the region of 10 thousand, and hence the payment shall be made after we have finished war with this scum...
Official spokesman, Vladimir Chekov
Camel Eaters
15-10-2004, 21:19
You owe me 30 million dollars. Also what are you going to do when they become animal like. You need to order a bunch of extra Chrys (the chemical that keeps them from going insane).
The eternal-dragons
15-10-2004, 21:23
Official statement:
Would it be ok if we are supplied the chemicals required to run these beast of war?...And may they be transported as soon as possible
Official spokesman
Vladimir Chekov
Camel Eaters
15-10-2004, 21:29
A months supply for one is twenty dollars.
An entire year's worth for all those creatures comes to 2,400,000.
The eternal-dragons
15-10-2004, 21:36
Official statement:
We are willing to pay 32 million....And we shall open airspace for the arrival of this deposits...
Vladimir Chekov
Official spokesman
Camel Eaters
15-10-2004, 21:40
You will not be disappointed by these creatures. Please recommend us to your friends. Remember they wield heat huge amounts of deadly heat.
The eternal-dragons
15-10-2004, 21:43
Official statement:
For the price we paid......We hope not..However we thank you for doing business with us an look forward to a prosperous time between us....
Camel Eaters
15-10-2004, 21:46
Why do you hope they don't wield heat? They're entire species does. Plus when these creatures are going all out each one has the force of a forest fire.
The eternal-dragons
15-10-2004, 21:53
OOC: I meant that for the price we paid they better be good....
Camel Eaters
15-10-2004, 21:57
Look at the above post then.
The eternal-dragons
15-10-2004, 21:59
OOC:
Lol i'm not doubting you...its just a saying..... :p
Camel Eaters
15-10-2004, 22:14
Yeah.
How do they work?
~Unkown
Camel Eaters
15-10-2004, 22:40
My creatures?
Haha they're a species that was developed through thousands of years of breeding and magical mixing.
Camel Eaters
16-10-2004, 00:53
Wacha.
Camel Eaters
16-10-2004, 02:44
bumpness
Camel Eaters
16-10-2004, 13:59
Well deserved bump.
Camel Eaters
16-10-2004, 14:36
bump
Independent Macedonia
16-10-2004, 15:29
I'll pay you the money that Albania/eternal dragon "Promised" you if you stop sending forces to him, and stop sending the chemical. Maybe more if you can guarantee their pull-out, i am doing this because i want to keep the thread "modern" and realistic not fantasy and Sci-Fi.
Camel Eaters
16-10-2004, 15:31
If you pay the money I'll stop sending the chemical. Also would you be intersted.
Independent Macedonia
16-10-2004, 15:39
I can pay alot of cash since i only imploy about 30% of my defense budget. I can pay for the end of chemical shipments and everything else i mentioned.
Camel Eaters
16-10-2004, 15:41
What you don't seem to realize is that these creatures are bloodthirsty maniacs without the chemical and the largest amount is in the Norht.
Independent Macedonia
16-10-2004, 15:44
exactly, so if they turn then they will kill their masters and we can bomb them into dust *hopefully* we would rather them be forced to pull back through the portal by you which would save everyone alot of heartache. I would be willing to pay top dollar for that, or i can merely pay the same amount he did and get my own to kill his but you would stand to make less money this way and i would fail in my quest to keep the thread from becoming fantasy.
Camel Eaters
16-10-2004, 15:58
These creatures in that state would not care if they lived or died. They have no family anyway. They were designed to kill and they will kill but I think I'll give you a secret for a price. The secret is how to shut down their heat weaponry.
Independent Macedonia
16-10-2004, 16:10
hmm, that would render them weaponless except for their hands correct? I will pay for this secret, give me your price and i will consider it.
Camel Eaters
16-10-2004, 17:04
2 million US. Yes it would render them weaponless but remember weaponless they can still rip a man into quarters.
Camel Eaters
16-10-2004, 17:51
bump.
Camel Eaters
16-10-2004, 18:42
bump