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http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=7254775&posted=1#post7254775
OOC: Based on current battle in thread above

Official statement by the government of Northern Albania:

We ask goverments from around the globe to help us defeat the nations who seek to end the communist-Friendly goverment such as ourself.However any aid from any type of goverment against a common enemy shall be welcomed with open arms, and we especially call on the nation who founded us F.O.H(fate and honour). So please help are plight and repel these invaders.

Official spokesman
Vladimir Checkov

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The world needs rid of communist , but maybe we can have some kind of ally thing - my country is fascist.

Secret memo to coreys land by Northern Albania:

We are sure we can come to some agreement...As we said in many previous statements before...we will accept any millitary aid and we will in turn do the same in your times of need..

Good - you've got my support and aid.
Now if you need me to i can start immagrating the Anti-Christ to my concentration camps & we can use there churches or places of worship for Mobile Hospital Stations , fuel areas - and interogation. I will send Troops and supplies here shortly.

OOC: Post in this threadhttp://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=365257

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Good - you've got my support and aid.
Now if you need me to i can start immagrating the Anti-Christ to my concentration camps & we can use there churches or places of worship for Mobile Hospital Stations , fuel areas - and interogation. I will send Troops and supplies here shortly.

OOC:For god's sake corey,


learn how to spell

OOC: Psov what about you? Wanna join the battle?

can't, have no military, country and government in turmoil

OOC: :p Fair enough....

OOC: Bump for the Spread The Red guys..

OOC: Bump...Please someone respond?

im in

OOC: Wayland you wanna join..in?

OOC: It'd be fun to rp but I don't care that people are trying to stop communism, mostly because I'm a capitalist pig nation. Even though I might not be in real life.

We of Letila would be glad to help defend communism. Just tell us how we can.

Tenarius, as a member of the StR alliance, will defend The eternal-dragons devotedly, despite the lack of a communist government.

OOC: Wayland it doesn't matter if your communist or not but i just said i would prefer it...You can still rp..

Ic:

Official Message to Letila:

We graciously thank your offer of help for are nation. We would most defiantly need military and economic aid of a reasonable high proportion, due to the fact that a much larger superpower then ourselves has engaged in conflicts with my nation. So therefore I suggest that your send a rather large Navy-taskforce to intercept the many ships now harbouring the countries international waters...

Reply as soon as possible

Official spokesman,
Vladimir Checkov


Official Message to Tenarius:

We welcome this news with open arms and eternal gratitude towards your nation. As for our private sector, it is actually controlled by the government except that we fill it with puppet corporation leaders as to avoid many conflicts with the surrounding non-communist country. So we would be grateful if you begun immediate mobilization of your forces as we are currently being overwhelmed by three relatively big nations who seek to attack us because of our pre-emptive strikes on removing the ex-non communist politicians who oppressed us for so long, harbouring in Macedonian borders.

Official spokesman
Vladimir checkov

Tenarius has recently resigned from the StR alliance, but will still help you in whatever way we can. The 27th and 38th Airborne Divisions are being assembled and prepared to help in this effort.

(Post in the thread mentioned in the link above)

Secret Memo from Northern Albanian government:

We thank your for support and shall free up airfields in Lezhe,Puke and koplik

"HEY JORDAN!!!" the emperor yelled down the hall to his good friend and minister of interior."GET THE GUYS!WERE GONNA WATCH A SOAP OPERA!!!"

"I DON'T WANNA WATCH ANOTHER TIN-POT COMMIE TOWN FALL APART!"came the reply"IT'S GETTING BORING!!!"

"THIS ONE MIGHT NOT!"suggested the emperor

"THEY ALL DO,ALEX!THE ALWAYS DO!"

"NUH UH!WHAT ABOUT..............AWWW,SCREW YOU JORDAN,I'M GONNA GO WATCH IT WITH ALAIN-PHILLIPE!"and with that the emperor stormed away to go find his minister of education,also good friend,with his bucket of popcorn in hand.

Official statement:

You once were an enemy we now consider you an ally...We ask you to help us suppress the enemy and together we shall rid of the enemy that has been housing are old pathetic government

The Sovereign People of the Democratic Republic of Vas Pokhoronim have a million men in arms, and a bayonet and bullet or two for each of their rifles. As a landlocked country, however, we have no Navy--well, two rusty motor boats--and the Sovereign People's Air Defence Force has only six prop-driven cargo planes that are capable of actually flying. We are courageous and resourceful, however, and could undoubtedly send a battalion to aid in your defence in a reasonably timely fashion. It is the least we can do for a Brother in Socialism.
In the Name of the Sovereign People,
Patriot-General Vkhled Kznynsky, Supreme Marshal of the Sovereign People's Defence Forces, President of the National Security Council, Secretary-General of the Coalition for Human Progress

Official statement:

You once were an enemy we now consider you an ally...We ask you to help us suppress the enemy and together we shall rid of the enemy that has been housing are old pathetic government


what?I'm sorry,how do you mean?

OOC: Sorry forget that post wrong person :eek: ...

Ic:Secret memo by the goverment of Northern Albania on Vas Pokhoronim

We accept your offer with the upmost gratitude, and will therefore open more airspace for your troops to land in the country..From there we ask you to transport your troops in defence of the invasion fleet on ours coastlines

(Post on the thread mentioned at the top)

We will never forget this..

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"There taking to long."complained the Emperor."When are there gonna be stuff and shit?"

"Be patient Alex.Stuff and shit always happens when they do stuff and shit."came the reply from Alain-Philipe,concentrating on the story.

"Yah.Yer right."said the empror.

We are coming. Our transports are old and slow, so maybe a day. This time tomorrow we will have a gift for you.
Patriot-Major Khlyad Klznyfsky, Commander of the 827th Airborne Light Infantry Battalion, Hero of the Republic

OOC: Ok post it on this thread http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=7259363&posted=1#post7259363 were smaller northern Albania

Ic: We shall gladly prepare the transport's upon your imminent arrival

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"This is boring.Let's go kill some protesters."

"Yah,thats much more fun."

OOC: Fine... :rolleyes:

OOC: Fine... :rolleyes:
hehehe,I'm just joking.


There's no way I'd even know this is going on anyway.I mean,it's not a TV show!It was just a little joke,you see.I thought it was funny anyhow.

OOC: Lol i know....It is rather funny...But who knows you may be able too? :p

OOC: Lol i know....It is rather funny...But who knows you may be able too? :p

one never knows.

ooc: Anyone going to Northern Albania will have to move past my blockade.

ooc:also anyone wanting to support this "Northern Albania" should know it isn't a communist nation since it is led by a facist leader and is a rogue nation as it is part of Smaller Albania and is little more than a terrorist training camp. Support the just cause and push them back to their own land. Also since he invaded me how are we trying to see the end of communism? Many of my allies are pro-communists we seek only the defeat of the evil and rogue here. His lies are spread thin.

OOC: You are actually mistaken considering that we pretend not to be communist due to fact of suffering futher invasions if we declared ourself officialy communist.....We also never actually forgetted your support for the oppresive goverment that you helped in trying to supress us because.of are communist ideals and therefore we had to seek aid....

OOC: Bump?......Help from anyone.....?

OOC: Bump...Anyone please? :confused:

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"HA!I got another one!"said the emperor firing into the rioting hippies.The had been protesting peacefully,until the emperor climbed onto a roof and started shooting them with a riffle and caused them to panic.He was beggining to think himself quiete a marksmen,even though it was almost impossible to miss,as he was firing into a crowd.

"Alex,when you said let's go kill some protesters,I thought you meant like we usually do,like,with police and soldiers."said Alain-Philipe with a concerned tone,holding his riffle uneasily.

"But we always do that!"whined the emperor."C'mon,just this once!"

"Do what you want,Alex"said the minister of education"But I still not be sure it a good Idea."He said raising his riffle and firing into the hippies numerous times.

"Mhh,nice shot."Said the emperor.

"Thanks."Said Alain.

OOC:? Wtf.........?Wtf= What toffee footballs.

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