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I THE MIGHTY LU BU AM SICKENED BY THE SLAVERS OF FSI, I DO HEREBY DECLARE WAR UPON THEM!!!!!!!!!!!


I AM HEREBY SENDING ALL OF MY VAST FORCES AGAINST THE SLAVERS!!!!!!


PREPARE TO DIE INSECTS!!!!!!


:sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

Not you, again.

Aw damn. There goes the neighborhood.

Hey I read about this guy before signing up. Sir I have one thing to say to you: HHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!


HA!!!!

LOL

*Covers ears* "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!! LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA!!!!!!!"

No, wait the last one was mildly humorous, who’s to say that this one won't make us feel better about our RP skills too? Let’s watch this. FSI, pretend to be scared and that you are having trouble defending yourself. If Lu Bu is as predictable as last time, he will "attack" me for this comment and "attack" you because you are apparently an insect.

OKAY............


Please do not hurt me mister Lu Bu, My defenses are down all along my coast line!

Hmm .. Massive Deja-vu.

Hasn't Lu Bu been like this before .. or hasn't he/she changed.

Oh no! If your defenses are down what could possibly save you from an attack? I hope no one attacks you while you are weakened.

GGGRRR YOU THINK THE MIGHTY LU BU IS AN IDIOT!!!!


I SHALL PUNISH YOU ALL FOR YOUR CARELESS WAYS!!!!



THE MIGHTY LU BU DOES HEREBY DECLARE WAR ON ALL WHO MAKE FUN OF HIM!!!


PREPARE TO VANISH OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH....... INSECTS!!!!!


:mp5: :mp5: :mp5:

Hey what do ya know? I was right. Now he wants my blood too! Yay!

THE MIGHTY LU BU DOES HEREBY DECLARE WAR ON ALL WHO MAKE FUN OF HIM!!!

*Begins making fun of The Mighty Lu Bu*

Oh No! It appears that i'm an insect now too!

The Mighty Lu Bu is an idiot!!!

BITE ME!!! I WANT YOU TO ATTACK ME!!! PLEASE???

Oh god....why does II get all the idiots.

*Sticks tongue out at The Mighty Lu Bu*

"Nah, nah, nah, booboo, stick your head in doodoo!"

*Childish giggling commences*

THE MIGHT GENE WARE INC SAYS:

Stop writing in capital, stop threatening your superiors and stop posting crap... attack me prop[erly if you want but even i could defend against you and im what 1 day old :D.

Oh god....why does II get all the idiots.

I know, isn't it great? :p

He's too stupid! We must let our powers combine! EARTH!

Ah atleast II has us to mock the idiots!

Yar. We shall ridicule this fool until he either gives up or pisses us off to the point where we glass his ass.

Ah atleast II has us to mock the idiots!

Yes, what would we be without you to mock us? :D

Actualy I'm not saying you're a idiot I'm saying it's fun to mock the idiots

Actualy I'm not saying you're a idiot I'm saying it's fun to mock the idiots

I know, I was just kidding ;)

<_< >_> I'LL N0OK Y0U!!
I just had to say that

I think Lu Bu gave up. We insulted him into conceding

I think Lu Bu gave up. We insulted him into conceding

Darn :(

We can still combine our powers. EARTH!

That's actually a pretty good way to get rid of people. Just ridicule them until they give up.

I Did Not Give Up Insects!!!!! I Had To Go Finish What I Was Doing Before I Came Here, Idiots!!!!



(with That The Mighty Lu Bu Clones Himself And After Switching His Stero To "ride Of The Valkires" Mounts His Horse And Rides Off)



I Shall Crush All

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

*Takes out flyswatter*

Shoo, Lu Bu, don't bother me! :D

"Bring it on, little one." said Lord JWolf as he was playing with his lightsabers.

OOC: And if you want to take on my army. Look here. (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=348412)

We can still combine our powers. EARTH!
FIRE!

(OOC: Loved the show.)

***OFFICIAL RESPONCE***
The Holy Empire of Shazbotdom condems the Nation of Mighty Lu Bu for their actions against a nation that has in no way violated Resolutions by the United Nations due to the fact that FSI is in no way associated with the UN.

Any attempt to attack them without justified cause (ie accusing them of Genocide or something similar) will warrant the intervention of Shazbotdom's Military forces.

The Holy Empire of Shazbotdom will be sending the following to the area, if a full blown military conflict breaks out, as a peacekeeping force to help defend religious structures and residential area's.
4,000 T-1 Scorpion Tanks
1,000 VelociRaptor Tanks
2,000 M-99 Multi-Mount Rocket Systems armed with hellfire rockets and Type 4 Cruise Missiles.

IF THEY ARE FIRED UPON, They have the full athority to fire back at whomever attacks them.

Signed,
Emporer Shaz Bot
The Holy Empire of Shazbotdom

Official reply from Hardheads Ministry of foreign affairs
Ha ha ha ha ha! Is this guy serios? This is the best joke since someone declared war on the whole world.

Ok, i'll just finish it off.

WIND!

WATER!

HEART!

*swirly blue thing appears in the air*

With your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

"Looks like there's some trash that needs to be thrown out."

Captain Planet begins flying towards Lu Bu.

Heh, This Guy cracks me up everytime.

At least he is a funny n00b.

Ggggrrr


Insects You Have Just Made Your Life Harder!!!!!



(lu Bu Rides Off To Meet Captain Planet And Knocks Into A Toxic Pool)

Who Else Seeks Death!!!!



Gggggrrrrr

Guys, I think he's choking.
"Here, let me help you loo boo." Slaps him on the back."oops, I appear to have knocked him into the toxic pool.":)

Laughs dumbly "Kill all Lu Bu."

Mr. T comes in and throws Lu Bu helluva far.

"I pity that foo who dared interrupt my slumber!" He grumbled and went back to sleep

Dang!where is a oarnge,bloodsuckin,non-catholic,chicken when you need one

...Did Lu Bu just try to push Captain Planet into a toxic pit? Thats classic. Good job Lu Bu you're an idiot.

***Scene of News Studio***

"This is Shazbot National News reporting. Today the Shazbotdom Military landed several batallions of tanks and Multi-Rocker launchers on the shores of Female Slaves INC. Their orders are to defend any and all religious structures and residental area's from the much smaller and weaker onslaught of the Nation of Mighty Lu Bu," the reporter says. The camera then switches angles and the reporter moves to look at the new camera, "They have official orders that if they are to come under any attack that they will retaliate by any means they can. We now go live to Don Tompka live in the field with more on this development. Don?"

***Scene switches to a reporter out in the field, you see tanks and other vehicles moving around behind him***

"Goodmorning Jane," He replies. "It's going to be a long day here in FSI as our nations bravest are setting up road checkpoints near any and all religious structures and in the residental area's. I have with me General Johnothan O'Neil who is in command of the 3rd and 4th Armored Division." The camera zooms out to catch the General and Don in the same picture. "So General, do you have any clue as to why your out here fighting a war that our Great Empire of Shazbotdom is not a part of?"

"Well. We don't really like fighting anyone elses wars, but the fact of the matter remains that the Nation of Might Lu Bu is trying to invade and destroy FSI for reasons that are just plain full of shit." He rubs his forhead. "This land called Female Slaves INC is in no way in violation of any of the United Nations resolutions being as they are not even a member of the UN. Per our intelligance, The Nation of Might Lu Bu is using the UN Resolutions just so they can try and conqure FSI for their own personal gain, and thats why were here. We are strategically placing ourselves throughout the residential area's so that we block Mighty Lu Bu from advancing upon the national capital of FSI."

"So this whole deployment, and saying it's a 'peacekeeping duty' is a lie?"

"Not exactly. You see, the way were planned it, he won't have the guts to fire upon us if we are blocking his way and he hasn't waged war with us. So if he can't move toward the capital building at all, then FSI won't have to use their armed forces and no one will have to die," he says. "But if he does have the balls and fires upon us, we have our M-99's ready to fire some hellfire rockets into the small mob of troops that he will bring."

"Thank you for the insight intothis happening. Back to you in the studio."

***Scene switches back to the studio***

"Thanks for that marvelous report, Don," she replies. "Now onto other news..."

*eats Topic*

Could have used a little more salt

In response to the earlier all-caps posts, I show you this diagram:

http://maddox.xmission.com/keyboard4.jpg

Seven sixteenths of an inch. That's as far as you need to move your pinky to turn off caps lock. Thanks. :)

I shall now allow everyone to commence the "Nah-nya nah nya nah nah" style of fighting Lu Bu. Have a nice day, and please learn to be less aggressive sometime soon. :D

Wasn't The Wimpy "Lu Bu" defeated by the 6,000 or so Berlin cops I sent to arrest him in his "I declare war on the world" topic?

The Holy Empire of Shazbotdom can no longer help out with the defence of FSI during this conflict. It has been brought to our attention that The Nation of Mighty Lu Bu has not the sufficent millitary to attack FSI on a large-term scale. We formally are withdrawing and redeploying our forces.

Emporer Shaz Bot
The Holy Empire of Shazbotdom

In response to the earlier all-caps posts, I show you this diagram:

http://maddox.xmission.com/keyboard4.jpg

Seven sixteenths of an inch. That's as far as you need to move your pinky to turn off caps lock. Thanks. :)

I shall now allow everyone to commence the "Nah-nya nah nya nah nah" style of fighting Lu Bu. Have a nice day, and please learn to be less aggressive sometime soon. :D
LOL THATS SO FUNN...Oh I'm sorry... Lol, thats so funny.

Camel Eaters The Mighty Lu Bu is an idiot!!!

BITE ME!!! I WANT YOU TO ATTACK ME!!! PLEASE???




"I second this motion"
:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

Ha ha... this is hilarious... *The Reagan fires all cannons at Lu Bu*

"Sir, the slaughter of an entire nation... it is against the eighth directive of the Federation," A young ensign shouted to the High Admiral.

Schumacher glared at the ensign. "You moron, they deserved to die. Idiocy is a crime, read the nineth directive."

The Most Serene Republic of DemonLordEnigma has decided to deploy several specialist batallions in Lu Blu's way to stop his attempt at attacking. At this time our troop transports, loaded with 400 school girls armed with slingshots, are on their way to the battlefield. This force, while insulting to most nations, should provide enough intimidation and firing power to completely subdue Lu Blu. If that nation dares to attack, I will gladly watch as the school girls annihilate his military.

I would have sent real troops, but I just hospitalized the entire defense department for laughing themselves unconcious and cannot afford to at this time.

We're going to airdrop 30,000 school girls with parachutes from Airbus A380s. They will be armed with tiny pistols.

... Okay, that was just pathetic. :|

EDIT: Lu Blu that is. The schoolgirl thing is a riot. XD

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this message will be presented in LU BU style fassion:

I NOR3D U!!!1?!111123!!!!

U DI3D BIG D3ATH INSECT!1!!!!ladeda!!!!!!