NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: this will be a fun RP. Lets stop the wars and have some fun.

This thread is a fun trip to our nation of Quahog. You can post what you want interact with certain characters.
But, make sure your females watch out for Glen Quagmire and his rufie coladas (gigady gigady gee alright!)

INFO ON QUAHOG

President Peter Griffin

http://timstvshowcase.com/famguypeter.jpg

He is our President as he founded our nation. He is an unusually dumb man who is the definition of the word dumbass.

Vice President Brian Griffin

http://familyguy.freeservers.com/brian.jpg

He is dog, but a very smart one. He is our nation's true leader and the one who keeps the shit from hitting the fan. His only major flaw besides being a rude smart ass is that he is an alcoholic with a martini always in hand.

1st Lady Lois Griffin (Secretary of Education

Lois is pretty smart and in charge of education in our nation of Petoria.

Space Administrator Chris Griffin

http://familyguy.freeservers.com/chris.jpg

He is a very dumb, ugly, and fat 13 year old. On top of it, he is lazy and wants monkeys to take his job upon failing to reach the moon. The problem is he has an evil monkey in his closet.

Secretary of War Stewie Griffin

http://mason.gmu.edu/~ypak/stewie.JPG

Stewie is a sadistic killer who jams lincoln logs in people's temples. He is constantly trying to assassinate the 1st lady. Rumors are that he is has flamboiant tendencies, but popular opinion is that he is just exploring or showing the usual tendencies of a 1 year old. I may add that he is planning on taking over the world.

Additonal people:
Mayor Adam West: Former Batman has found a spot in our government. He is wondering where the water he is using on his plants is going and where his taffy is.

Meg Griffin: Untalented ugly 1st daughter of Quahog. She is intelligent though and will take a major role later on.

Officer Joe Swanson: He is the chief of police in our nation and a cripple. (Holy Crip! It's a Crapple!) He is very good at his job and a dedicated neighbor of President Griffin.

Cleveland: African-American deli owner. He talks slowly and has a son with ADHD. He also buys his mother-in-law Kibbles n Bits.

Glen Quagmire: Local sex pervert. He is an airline pilot and a sexual predator. Watch out for him. Alright!

Evil monkey: Found in Chris' closet. No one believes he exists, but he still torments Chris.

http://sithoughts.mu.nu/archives/Monkeymaster.jpg

OOC: Peters country was called Petoria.

OOC: Peters country was called Petoria.
I apologize for posting under the wrong name here. It was called Petoria, but that was taken so I am Petorian RI (Rhode Island)

BTW, I'm IDF and I created this puppet for fun RP.

OOC: Awesome, I am in. Peter Loves having dictators in his country.

((OOC: IDF, do me a favor. Pretend you're seeing Nikolai Geoff, Minister of Commerce walking by. He's a russian lookin guy. I don't wanna do that fancy RP of him landing @_@))

OOC: Awesome, I am in. Peter Loves having dictators in his country.
I call him President, but he is really a dictator and Brian is the true leader (I may soon make another nation, Dilbert land and have dogbert lead)

((OOC: IDF, do me a favor. Pretend you're seeing Nikolai Geoff, Minister of Commerce walking by. He's a russian lookin guy. I don't wanna do that fancy RP of him landing @_@))
OK

"Hey Mr. Minister," said Brian. "I'm Brian Griffin, the Veep and real leader here. I hope you enjoy your time here and don't mind me scratching my fleas and licking my butt."

"Oh, hello Minister," said Stewie. "I hope you don't mind the big stupid dog. If you can while you're here give me a nice RPG I can finish my mission and kill that dreaded Lois."

"Hey Minister!" yells Quagmire. "Do you have a wife or daughter! Send them to my place for rufie, uh I mean Pina Coladas. Gigady Gigady Gigadee Alright!"

OOC: Awesome, I am in. Peter Loves having dictators in his country.
OOC: Stewie also enjoys the company of dictators. I may try and improve my seat assignment in the UN LOL!! (I'm not really going to invade anyone so don't worry)

OOC: I'm in guys I'm sending Crazed Samurai (A time traveling insane Samurai)
Xavier Relldon (Uber eccentric wizard. He once turned an entire forest into the color and texture of clothing) Dr. Hihowareya (Uses Kabuki Theatere to break bad news to people.) We will enjoy this oh so much.

OK

"Hey Mr. Minister," said Brian. "I'm Brian Griffin, the Veep and real leader here. I hope you enjoy your time here and don't mind me scratching my fleas and licking my butt."

"Oh, hello Minister," said Stewie. "I hope you don't mind the big stupid dog. If you can while you're here give me a nice RPG I can finish my mission and kill that dreaded Lois."

"Hey Minister!" yells Quagmire. "Do you have a wife or daughter! Send them to my place for rufie, uh I mean Pina Coladas. Gigady Gigady Gigadee Alright!"

Nikolai looked at the dog. "No... I've seen worse..." He then looked at Stewie. "Here." He threw a Colt .45 at Stewie, armed with safety off. "Just don't kill me..."

He looked over at Quagmire. "Nope... I'm a giggalo, no need to get steady! Oh yeah!" He does a pelvic thrust. "Now where's the President, I need to negotiate trade deals... wait a minute, this is a house!"

He got on his knees. "Damn you Sergei! I'm sorry for videotaping you and your wife! Why must I, a Minister for one of the most powerful nations in the world, with 5 Protectorates, be sent to a house."

He got shifty eyes. "I will kill you..." He shook his head. "Now where is your leader..." Note his accent is Russian.

((OOC: Nikolai is the Ministry's pervert by the way...))

The real reason Vastiva will be sending a diplomat.

(To the tune of "Can't Touch This")
Can't touch me
Ju-ju-ju-ju-just like the bad guy
from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity
so Hammer you can't sue.

I can write graffiti
even jaywalk in the street
I can riot loot not give a hoot
and touch your sisters teat

Can't touch me.

(What in God's name is he doing?)

Can't touch me!

(I believe that's the worm.)

Stop.
Peter time.

I'm a big shot. There's no doubt.
Light a fire then pee it out

don't like it? Kiss my rump.
Just for a minute let's all do the bump.

Can't touch me.

Yeah

do the Peter Griffin bump.

Can't touch me.

I'm Presedential Peter.
Interns think I'm hot.
Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot.

I've been around the world, from Hartford to Back Bay.

It's Peter,
Go Peter,
MC Peter,
yo Peter,
let's see Regis rap this way.

Can't touch me!

Except for you...You can touch me.

(If The Family Guy ran a country...interesting. TAG)

Nikolai looked at the dog. "No... I've seen worse..." He then looked at Stewie. "Here." He threw a Colt .45 at Stewie, armed with safety off. "Just don't kill me..."

He looked over at Quagmire. "Nope... I'm a giggalo, no need to get steady! Oh yeah!" He does a pelvic thrust. "Now where's the President, I need to negotiate trade deals... wait a minute, this is a house!"

He got on his knees. "Damn you Sergei! I'm sorry for videotaping you and your wife! Why must I, a Minister for one of the most powerful nations in the world, with 5 Protectorates, be sent to a house."

He got shifty eyes. "I will kill you..." He shook his head. "Now where is your leader..." Note his accent is Russian.

((OOC: Nikolai is the Ministry's pervert by the way...))


Stewie: Oooh! A gun so I can kill that wretched bitch Lois.

Brian: I'll take you to my house. I live with the President as I'm his best friend. I have full powers here so you're better off talking to me. Peter ought to be drunk and passed out right about now. Yeah it's 11 am, he'll be wasted by now.

OOC: If he's a pervert he ought to hang out with Quagmire and they can go out together. Alright!

The real reason Vastiva will be sending a diplomat.

(To the tune of "Can't Touch This")
Can't touch me
Ju-ju-ju-ju-just like the bad guy
from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity
so Hammer you can't sue.

I can write graffiti
even jaywalk in the street
I can riot loot not give a hoot
and touch your sisters teat

Can't touch me.

(What in God's name is he doing?)

Can't touch me!

(I believe that's the worm.)

Stop.
Peter time.

I'm a big shot. There's no doubt.
Light a fire then pee it out

don't like it? Kiss my rump.
Just for a minute let's all do the bump.

Can't touch me.

Yeah

do the Peter Griffin bump.

Can't touch me.

I'm Presedential Peter.
Interns think I'm hot.
Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot.

I've been around the world, from Hartford to Back Bay.

It's Peter,
Go Peter,
MC Peter,
yo Peter,
let's see Regis rap this way.

Can't touch me!

Except for you...You can touch me.


ROFLMAO!!! I may invade someone's pool soon and try and get a better seat at the UN General Assembly.

Nikolai raised his brow. "Okay... I want to make a trade deal. We have porn, exotic foods, weapons, and protection. And you have...??"

((OOC: Can you have some incident play out in which TIoR invades Peteronia? :P))

Nikolai raised his brow. "Okay... I want to make a trade deal. We have porn, exotic foods, weapons, and protection. And you have...??"

((OOC: Can you have some incident play out in which TIoR invades Peteronia? :P))
Sure, but make it a funny RP. I can defeat you by having Peter fart!!!!

The Crazed Samurai notices Quagmire looking at him. He turns and attacks for no reason while swingining the blade in mid-air he accidentally hits Joe and knocks him out of his wheelchair. The Samurai misses entirely and hits a house.

Dr. Hihowareya approaches Quagmire in full Kabuki dress posturing and then continuing the walk all the while going. Whaa. He screams "You have crabs. Take these for the burning." He throws pills at Quagmire and disappears.