Fredryk Phox
14-10-2004, 00:05
Just this afternoon, Fredryk Phox police have captured and imprisoned the terrorist group known as NERD (Nobody Ever Reads Dictionaries). These people were closely tied to the terrorist group POKE MON (People On Krak Eat Men's Old Nuts) and was considered deadly until caught this afternoon. They have been charged with dropping dictionaries via plane that landed on people killing them instantly. The Fredryk government says the only real punishment for this was execution by means of forcing the NERD group to injest 40 metric tons of syrup each. It was a slow, mollasussy death that will set an example to terrorists around the world. Who president Fredrick Phox himself said
"Will be forced to run through the forest coated in syrup with sprinkles on them." This is a warning to those who do not want to be eaten by Fredryk Phox's national animal, the pankow.----End Transmission----
"Will be forced to run through the forest coated in syrup with sprinkles on them." This is a warning to those who do not want to be eaten by Fredryk Phox's national animal, the pankow.----End Transmission----