The Island of Rose
13-10-2004, 21:03
Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:
Hello. This is President Sergei Ilyanov of The Island of Rose. Preconsul of The New Roman Empire. Executive Power of the Rosian Government. Let us analyze NATO, an alliance most people think is OMG evil! Let's begin with its objectives. What is NATO's objectives? To defend its member states. Now, that's not so OMG evil is it? Now, let's talk about its label as an "evil warmongering asshole". Name one instant in where NATO attacked for no reason. Yes, maybe the Mississippian treaty does look contraversial. But at the time, it was needed, they were mad. But right now, they don't seem too bad, a little Nazi but something I wouldn't attack. Second, you people think we're scheming to destroy anybody. Why would we scheme to destroy you? Clearly a sign of egotism, thinking they're good enough to be destroyed, bah. And come on, I'm in the alliance. Do you really think evil baby eaters when you think of TIoR? No, you think of a diplomatic, friendly nation that is nice. I mean, come on! Me in a warmongering alliance! I think not! Now, please just kindly shut up about NATO being an OMG evil alliance. And kindly shut the fuck up. Thank you, and God bless.
-President Sergei Ilyanov of The Island of Rose
P.S. Don't like what I said? Too bad.
((OOC: Keep this IC, not OOC. I know some of you hate NATO OOCly...))
Hello. This is President Sergei Ilyanov of The Island of Rose. Preconsul of The New Roman Empire. Executive Power of the Rosian Government. Let us analyze NATO, an alliance most people think is OMG evil! Let's begin with its objectives. What is NATO's objectives? To defend its member states. Now, that's not so OMG evil is it? Now, let's talk about its label as an "evil warmongering asshole". Name one instant in where NATO attacked for no reason. Yes, maybe the Mississippian treaty does look contraversial. But at the time, it was needed, they were mad. But right now, they don't seem too bad, a little Nazi but something I wouldn't attack. Second, you people think we're scheming to destroy anybody. Why would we scheme to destroy you? Clearly a sign of egotism, thinking they're good enough to be destroyed, bah. And come on, I'm in the alliance. Do you really think evil baby eaters when you think of TIoR? No, you think of a diplomatic, friendly nation that is nice. I mean, come on! Me in a warmongering alliance! I think not! Now, please just kindly shut up about NATO being an OMG evil alliance. And kindly shut the fuck up. Thank you, and God bless.
-President Sergei Ilyanov of The Island of Rose
P.S. Don't like what I said? Too bad.
((OOC: Keep this IC, not OOC. I know some of you hate NATO OOCly...))