NationStates Jolt Archive

"This is Joseph Mladic of the White Peoples Radio and Television Network. Approximately five hundred thousand women accused of serious witchcraft and consorting with demonic entities and even Lucifer himself, are set to be tried to their crimes in Jackson City over the next three months. Justice Herman Von Thaller will be presiding over the cases and we has stated, and I quote, 'any temptresses convicted of consorting with dark gods, will be purified with fire so that there may be a hope to save their soul should they repent before the Almighty Lord and beg his forgiveness for their sin.' end quote... The members of the so-called "Women's Suffrage Movement" have all been indicted for practicing abomination and heresy in the highest regards."



(Cut to footage of Herman Von Thaller wearing the robe of a Grand Inquisitor)

"It has always been common knowledge the women in the WSM have allowed Satan to obtain carnal knowledge with them, they have lain prostrate and allowed the dark Lucifer to enter into them in a whole host of disgusting and perverted ways, betraying all that the Lord Jesus Christ died for. We shall not allow abomination to spread and corrupt the pure women and the innocent youth. The stain of sin has been burnt deep into the women of the so-called 'women's rights' associations, but we must remember, these groups are nothing more than fronts for the demonic spirits to come and take host amongst the foolish and easily deceived. We must root out this abomination and purify our souls for the glory of God."


(Back to Mladic)

"The trials will start soon and already accusations and evidence of witchcraft against numerous women have begun pouring in."

(Cut to footage of a man on the street pointing at a woman in a skirt)

"That whore of a witch attempted to use the powers of satan to seduce me!"

Two plain clothes religious police officers run up and escort the woman away, asking her why she was not covered in the new mandatory garments.

(Back to Mladic)

"We will follow these trials the entire time, stay tuned for more."

"This is Joseph Mladic of the White Peoples Radio and Television Network. Approximately five hundred thousand women accused of serious witchcraft and consorting with demonic entities and even Lucifer himself, are set to be tried to their crimes in Jackson City over the next three months. Justice Herman Von Thaller will be presiding over the cases and we has stated, and I quote, 'any temptresses convicted of consorting with dark gods, will be purified with fire so that there may be a hope to save their soul should they repent before the Almighty Lord and beg his forgiveness for their sin.' end quote... The members of the so-called "Women's Suffrage Movement" have all been indicted for practicing abomination and heresy in the highest regards."



(Cut to footage of Herman Von Thaller wearing the robe of a Grand Inquisitor)

"It has always been common knowledge the women in the WSM have allowed Satan to obtain carnal knowledge with them, they have lain prostrate and allowed the dark Lucifer to enter into them in a whole host of disgusting and perverted ways, betraying all that the Lord Jesus Christ died for. We shall not allow abomination to spread and corrupt the pure women and the innocent youth. The stain of sin has been burnt deep into the women of the so-called 'women's rights' associations, but we must remember, these groups are nothing more than fronts for the demonic spirits to come and take host amongst the foolish and easily deceived. We must root out this abomination and purify our souls for the glory of God."


(Back to Mladic)

"The trials will start soon and already accusations and evidence of witchcraft against numerous women have begun pouring in."

(Cut to footage of a man on the street pointing at a woman in a skirt)

"That whore of a witch attempted to use the powers of satan to seduce me!"

Two plain clothes religious police officers run up and escort the woman away, asking her why she was not covered in the new mandatory garments.

(Back to Mladic)

"We will follow these trials the entire time, stay tuned for more."

"An injustice. Looks a lot like the old Stalinist show trials, but much more sinister. Shame."-Kaiser Alec.

Arabs in Mississippian Egypt are clamoring for a chance to try arab women who are witches, in their own local arab courts that are autonomous from Mississippian Commonwealth Courts. Thus far, John Tallmadge has agreed and the arab elders seem elated.

-Official Ratheian Government Response-

President Zaitsev watched the News Broadcast with a growing smile.

"It seems that Decisive Action has finally gone insane and gone back to the 16th century!" Zaitsev smiled as he said this and one of his generals slipped him a 50 Roublya bill. The General grimaced.

"You always win the bets..."

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And you say that you're not oppressing people.

Linfield Hannon

"They're doing what???" Emperor Crossman exclaimed as he watched the news report of the witch trials in DA. "I've got to do something."

- Official Statement from Emperor Crossman

The United Imperium of Crossman condemns the horrible actions of DA. These outdated practices are disgusting and unjustice. We offer refuge to all those labeled as witches. As a nation with a large Wiccan population we cannot allow this to go on. We demand that the Mississippian government stop these atrocities or allow us to take these witches off their hands. We gladly welcome them to our nation where they will not be persecuted unless they actually are involved with the forces of darkness.

Now, now we want some of the devil women too.

Linfield Hannon

Now, now we want some of the devil women too.

Linfield Hannon

Very well. As long as they are not persecuted by your government.

"They're doing what???" Emperor Crossman exclaimed as he watched the news report of the witch trials in DA. "I've got to do something."

- Official Statement from Emperor Crossman

The United Imperium of Crossman condemns the horrible actions of DA. These outdated practices are disgusting and unjustice. We offer refuge to all those labeled as witches. As a nation with a large Wiccan population we cannot allow this to go on. We demand that the Mississippian government stop these atrocities or allow us to take these witches off their hands. We gladly welcome them to our nation where they will not be persecuted unless they actually are involved with the forces of darkness.


"We will not allow witches to escape the righteous wrath of God!"

Herman Von Thaller (VG leader)


"Witchcraft is an abomination and perversion of the word of Allah!"

Sheik Mohammed Al-Munajid (MLA leader)



"We will only execute those who we are certain to be witches and only after the most exhausting tests are done to decide whether they are witches or are not witches."

Czar Roger Fabus

The Imperium urges you to reconsider. We wouldn't want anything to happen to your nation.

Why are ye executing 'em anyway? Send 'em to us unless you can prove that they are acting as a terrorist organization. Which they probaly aren't.

"This is Herman Von Thaller, live at the testing of a woman accused of being a witch."

(Footage shows a woman with her hands bound tightly behind her back, the leader of the 'Women's Suffrage Movement', she is standing on a diving board over a deep pool)

Thaller reads from "The Holy Deed of Inquisition", "Only the witch can float, the innocent will sink..." He shut the book, "Push her in!"

The men pushed her off the board and she fell into the water, after forty seconds nothing, somebody whispered, "Shouldn't we get her out yet?"

Thaller shook his head, "She may yet rise and float, this could be a witches trick so that we release her... We must wait..."


Ten minutes later, they dragged her body out and Thaller sighed, "Ghastly business that, alas, she was not a witch, but now she may rejoice to know her soul is in heaven with the Almighty Lord!"

The Imperium demands that these atrocities be stopped! How can you go about conducting acts that ended hundreds of years ago because they were deemed wrong and unjust?

The Imperium demands that these atrocities be stopped! How can you go about conducting acts that ended hundreds of years ago because they were deemed wrong and unjust?


"We are simply purging our nation of unwanted trash, witches and demonesses, whores and temptresses alike."

Herman Von Thaller




Secret Communication from Czar Roger Fabus to Crossman government

"Our society was having issues with women stirring up trouble, so we have to make some examples of what happens to feminazis, witches, whores, and such... This witch trial business was long overdue. Don't worry, we may consider deporting some to your nation. Know that Wicca is not our target, feminazism is."

In response to the actions of DA we Camel Eaters feel that the fact they executing these people who were just fighting for equal rights is rather stupid. We would also like to see Eleanor Fabus go through the same test we've long suspected her of consorting with the devil. After all she gave birth to an abomination when she mated with her own brother!

Linfield Hannon

"We are simply purging our nation of unwanted trash, witches and demonesses, whores and temptresses alike."

Herman Von Thaller




Secret Communication from Czar Roger Fabus to Crossman government

"Our society was having issues with women stirring up trouble, so we have to make some examples of what happens to feminazis, witches, whores, and such... This witch trial business was long overdue. Don't worry, we may consider deporting some to your nation. Know that Wicca is not our target, feminazism is."

If you do not want them, release them to us.



Secret IC to Czar Roger:
We agree that feminazism is a problem. But this is going too far. Just release them to the Imperium.

In response to the actions of DA we Camel Eaters feel that the fact they executing these people who were just fighting for equal rights is rather stupid. We would also like to see Eleanor Fabus go through the same test we've long suspected her of consorting with the devil. After all she gave birth to an abomination when she mated with her own brother!

Linfield Hannon


"My sister married Paul Stahlecker, she never had sexual relations with any man other than Paul Stahlecker, her children are all Paul Stahleckers... They met when she was 16 and he was 35, I know because I was there when they met..."

Czar Roger Fabus

Aye we want the devil women too.

"My sister married Paul Stahlecker, she never had sexual relations with any man other than Paul Stahlecker, her children are all Paul Stahleckers... They met when she was 16 and he was 35, I know because I was there when they met..."

Czar Roger Fabus
Oh yeah I remember that. I was talking about your fathers sister. Whoops.

Aye we want the devil women too.

They are not devil women. We wouldn't trust them to you with that kind of talk.

We're kidding man. My mother was a Wiccan and a feminist.

Linfield Hannon

We're kidding man. My mother was a Wiccan and a feminist.

Linfield Hannon

My apologies. I'm glad to hear.

Aye. He just granted amnesty to a bunch of folk you know that right?

Great Yggdrasil deems such actions to be completely unfitting a civilized nation. You are strongly urged to reconsider these witch trials before more innocent women are murdered.

Arkine Masatta, Prime Minister of Great Yggdrasil's ruling council

OOC:Its the Salem Witchcraft Trials all over again.

IC: TO: Czar Roger Fabus of Decisive Action
From: President Holtz of Holy Paradise
Subject: Persecutions
Although my country is far-right in politics, this is still an unjustified action. These women are being called witches just because they are wearing 21st century skirts? That's idiotic and unsound. I bet you all of the accused are not witches and I will prosecute you in an international court if you keep this up. You have been warned.

-Redundant Proclamation #213

The Empire of Reduntant Empires openly welcomes all persecuted individuals to make the journey to our small but open paradise. These women, accused of practicing Witchcraft are free to follow whatever practices they wish within our borders, and we place no restrictions on their beliefs whatsoever. Furthermore we shall supply transportation as such from their former country of residence. We ask only that their previous homeland brook no interference in our attempts to remove these unwanted individuals from their lands.

Should our offer of assistance be refused due to any desire to execute these individuals, it shall be made clear that this whole-scale action of mass murder is indeed not about uncovering and removing an unwanted element within a sovereign nation's borders, but rather a blood-thirsty act of violence that should be condemned by the all nations, requiring actionable force.

We again ask that you allow the ERE to quietly escort these women to a place where they can live their lives in relative safety and peace, as you yourselves wish to be allowed to live in relative safety and peace.

OOC: As the ERE is an empire made up of many diverse races, and a well educated people, you will most likely have many hundreds loyal ERE within your borders at the moment. As this Witch Trial event would not have occured overnight, but rather would have devloped over months building up to this head, the ERE would have taken quiet note and had representatives there to watch and report firsthand.

My offer of assylum still stands. If any of these women do not feel safe in your nation, even after giving them amnesty, we will still be willing to allow them to move to the Imperium.

I'm trading klansmen that would have been executed in exchange for the women.

Linfield Hannon

Officail response from Crucian Killman, dictator of Alla Xul:

"My government is offering the sum of $6 million for the woman accused to be sent to the Imperium of Crossman. If this is not enough, will offer more."

Crucian Killman
Dictator of Alla Xul

And just what do you intend to do with them?

OOC: Wait... are you saying you're giving him money to send to me? I might have interpreted your post the wrong way. :confused:

To bad Alla Xul I've already got 'em.

OOC: Blast my bloody internet! I thought I was using mine, and it turns out I'm using a friends... I really need to fix this bloody thing...

IC:

Officail response from Crucian Killman, dictator of Alla Xul:

"My government is offering the sum of $6 million for the woman accused to be sent to the Imperium of Crossman. If this is not enough, will offer more."

Crucian Killman
Dictator of Alla Xul

OOC: Yes, Crossman, I am trying to get them to you. They'd have a better home in your nation. And Camel Eaters, show me where DA said that, because I can't seem to find it.

OOC: Blast my bloody internet! I thought I was using mine, and it turns out I'm using a friends... I really need to fix this bloody thing...

IC:

Officail response from Crucian Killman, dictator of Alla Xul:

"My government is offering the sum of $6 million for the woman accused to be sent to the Imperium of Crossman. If this is not enough, will offer more."

Crucian Killman
Dictator of Alla Xul

OOC: Yes, Crossman, I am trying to get them to you. They'd have a better home in your nation.

Ah. Thank you.

To bad Alla Xul I've already got 'em.

Very well. Treat them well, lest we come after you.

I know you will, I just have to say that.

Thanks.

Linfield Hannon

We are appalled. Again.

High Lady
Alasse Órecalo

This has happened before?!

Crucian Killman

"The women, fifty thousand of them, will be going to Camel Eaters. The rest have agreed to the terms of amnesty and will thus stay in Mississippi."


Czar Roger Fabus

We negoitiated the deal in another thread. We already have them.

This has happened before?!

Crucian Killman

Not this exactly. But genoicde, yes.

"The women, fifty thousand of them, will be going to Camel Eaters. The rest have agreed to the terms of amnesty and will thus stay in Mississippi."


Czar Roger Fabus

Very well. We are happy to see that you have come to your senses, Czar Roger.

-Emperor Crossman

Very well. We are happy to see that you have come to your senses, Czar Roger.

-Emperor Crossman
We had to trade KKK members for them.

We need an organization against these kinds of acts...

Crucian Killman

Bah, why are they not dead?

We had to trade KKK members for them.

I saw the post.

In the Government Building in Darkana, the Capital City Darkana:

We see a small squat man standing in a large dark room, in front of him we can just make out the outline of a large throne but we cannot see who is sitting in it.

A large ominous voice speaks from the throne.

"Send a message to Decisive Action, tell them to stop this act of Genocide or there will be severe consequences."

The squat man nods and walks out of the room.

O.O.C: I'm kind of new at Role Playing, so feel free to point out anything I do wrong.

Don't worry. Its over.

DA let it be known we only sent you the KKK members that were left from Camel Eaters. Sanctaphrax sent his members to us to be executed. They stayed. We weren't negotiaiting for them because they were not Camel Eaters citizens. After they are executed we will send any KKK members that are sent to us from any other country or from our own country directly to you.

Linfield Hannon

Don't worry. Its over.


O.O.C

Yes I saw, amazing how fast this board is, I'm going to go ahead and delete that post.

OOC: See? All the world's problems could be solved if we just treated people like trading cards. :D

O.O.C

Yes I saw, amazing how fast this board is, I'm going to go ahead and delete that post.

OOC: It also helps when lots of people respond quickly to a situation. Though it can be easy to get lost as to what the Hell is going on sometimes.

OOC: See? All the world's problems could be solved if we just treated people like trading cards. :D
Yep. That's the way it works.

Yep. That's the way it works.

OOC: :rolleyes: LOL, oh what a world.

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