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Drum God Citizens strange/evil hobbies.....

Drum Gods
13-10-2004, 17:13
In a recent survey held by the survey group MORI the following turned out to Drum God citizens favourite hobbies:

1) Table Tennis
2) Archery
3) Rape
4) Disco Dancing
5) Billiards
6) Shoot Dog.

These surprising results portray a darker picture of the wealthy, affluent Drum Gods society. What do you think? Should something be done?

Bureaucrat of the Drum Gods Empire
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Member of GDODAD, Allied to Metus
Member of the Central Powers
A January 2003 Nation
Huzen Hagen
13-10-2004, 17:15
jagshemesh, we also like shoot dog in field
Drum Gods
13-10-2004, 17:16
Chinkway.
Moonshining
13-10-2004, 17:31
whats up with disco :mad:
Doomingsland
13-10-2004, 17:32
My people do even more evil things than that.
Jitano
13-10-2004, 17:34
yeah, that's quasi evil, the diet coke of evil
Drum Gods
13-10-2004, 17:36
We have good senses of humour. My khram it is big like can of Pepsi.
Crookfur
13-10-2004, 17:49
The Kingdom of Crookfur hereby condems your entire nation for aloowing the most insanely evil and inhumane activity of table Tennis to be carried out within your borders, you should be ashamed!
Drum Gods
13-10-2004, 17:51
We would play football but as we all know in Drum Gods football is nuclear retardation which makes foot grow out of testes satchel.
Serafima
13-10-2004, 17:54
Serafima enjoy the following sports:-

1. Horseriding
2. Archery
3. Writing/painting
4. Basketball
5. Cooking
6. Dress-making

we hold a monthly football tournament for other nations to come and compete, however we do not do football seeing as the population is 70% women!
Camel Eaters
13-10-2004, 18:04
Wow well our hobbies are:

Rat Breeding
Bear Wrestling
Naked Space Limbo
Camel Racing

OOC: Drum Gods joking about rape. Real classy.
Drum Gods
13-10-2004, 18:05
OOC: Hey if Borat can in Kazakhstan so can Drum Gods. It's a joke chill. Ali G makes me laugh.
Momanguise
13-10-2004, 18:07
ooc: We haven't finished our RP yet you know....
Camel Eaters
13-10-2004, 18:12
OOC: Hey if Borat can in Kazakhstan so can Drum Gods. It's a joke chill. Ali G makes me laugh.
Sasha's a good man.
Drum Gods
13-10-2004, 18:14
OOC: Sacha is a funny man.
Drum Gods
13-10-2004, 18:14
ooc: We haven't finished our RP yet you know....


You stopped I thought!
Camel Eaters
13-10-2004, 18:15
Look a bunny. Naked Space Limbo is fun.
Godular
13-10-2004, 19:00
We recently conducted a survey about Godulan Citizens' Hobbies our own selves.

The results were rather odd. We catalogued the primary responses we got back from those we tried to ask.

1) PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
2) FLEE!
3) OOO! Kitty-aaaaarrrrrgh...

(at this point we realized that the presence of our robotic cougars was slanting the responses)

4) Boozin'
5) Schmoozin'
6) Floozin'
7) Boozin'
8) Blowing s**t up
9) Watching s**t blow up
10) Gardening

Hmm.
Momanguise
13-10-2004, 19:09
You stopped I thought!

I posted last.