NationStates Jolt Archive

Mayfell read the document again. The list of people his squads were supposed to round up had shortened to to one name the last one. Kevin Schullmitz KKK member since 1963. His boot connected soundly with the door. It burst open and eight men poured in their lasers trained on the hallway.

It was a one story house so the man was easily found his son had protested yelling curses at them. A man had taken the boy down with a dart gun.

Kevin Schullmitz had been dragged out of bed, handcuffed and blindfolded, and driven for eight hours to a Death Camp.

He and the other twenty KKK members that had been rounded up by that squad were processed. The huge brand on their forehead shone out as they were marched into the inner camp and assigned a cabin. Some of the men in the cabin were curled in the corner crying blood spurting from where certain appendages had once been.

The next week Kevin was marched to an interogation chamber. Twenty hours of torture later he was shoved onto the grass outside and forced to wander back to his cabin. The door was locked he staggered to the front of the camp.

Hardon had seen the prisoner try to escape he'd raised his gun and blown out the man's kneecaps. Hardon walked over to the crying man and slit his throat. He walked back to the front and called for a clean up crew.

"We condemn this disgusting abomination and perversion of justice. If this continues we will consider possibly activating the URF alliance and consider military action. We demand all klansmen be peacefully sent to Mississippi."


Czar Roger Fabus

Juosh condemns the acts of Camel Eaters and asks that they stop this evil. We ask why they must be executed and what they have done to deserve this.

We do not like the KKK either, but perhaps there is a better way than to resort to tactics that they would use? We in Callisdrun prefer to publicly ridicule them and shame them into silence.

The nation of Newarkbeth does not know whbat position to take on this matter. The kkk are clearly terroist howver it does seem a little extreme.....We will look into this matter more and reserve judgement.

The men were marched out one by one their names were read aloud to the assembled masses.

"Wyatt Tagman and John Tagman you are both sentenced to death for crimes against humanity and the bombing of a Syangogue. Your souls are to be fed to the dark god Bludsuth as is accordance with your own chapter laws." A portal opened in the ground as the brothers were yanked into a dark hellish maw.

The announcer typed on the keyboard as he called for the next group.

"We condemn this disgusting abomination and perversion of justice. If this continues we will consider possibly activating the URF alliance and consider military action. We demand all klansmen be peacefully sent to Mississippi."


Czar Roger Fabus
What of the men women and children oppressed by you? What of that perversion of justice? They were born here they will die here.

Linfield Hannon

What of the men women and children oppressed by you? What of that perversion of justice? They were born here they will die here.

Linfield Hannon


"I am not my father, he killed and maimed, I do not. I have closed all the gulags and granted amnesty to tens of millions... Do not judge me based on his mistakes and misdeeds. I am Roger, not Curtis."


Czar Roger Fabus

That may be so but your minority population is still oppressed and they just suffer a slower version of what your father implemented.

Linfield Hannon

The nation of Tylinoa asks why these men are to be killed have they committed any murder.

That may be so but your minority population is still oppressed and they just suffer a slower version of what your father implemented.

Linfield Hannon


"We have no minority population. North American Mississippian possessions were 100% white, and Mississippian Egypt was 89% white, Western Sahara 10% white... The non-whites in Africa were all slaves, I recently freed them and they are now to be repatriated to the lands my father's forces took them from, they will be compensated."

Aye most of them have commited murder and the rest well leave no stone unturned. Hahahahaha.

Linfield Hannon

"We have no minority population. North American Mississippian possessions were 100% white, and Mississippian Egypt was 89% white, Western Sahara 10% white... The non-whites in Africa were all slaves, I recently freed them and they are now to be repatriated to the lands my father's forces took them from, they will be compensated."
Then we'll be having no quarrel with you. Ah well you're father was insane and we're just taking out some unwnated elements. Trust me these folk deserve it.

Linfield Hannon

I can understand why you would kill the ones that have commited murder, but can't you just deport the others or give them a prison term without paroll.





Tyler Turner,
The President of Tylinoa
The Federation of Tylinoa

Sanctaphrax for one commends these actions. These terrorist scum deserve to be shot, if it is ok can we send over our klansmen to you? We have about 200 of them.

Tylinoa ask what you are to do with the black kkk. Will you also hunt them down?

Ah well most of them are dead now anyway. We are almost done feeding their souls to Bludsuth a most dark god.

Linfield Hannon

Sanctaphrax for one commends these actions. These terrorist scum deserve to be shot, if it is ok can we send over our klansmen to you? We have about 200 of them.
Sure we'll feed 'em to Bludsuth too.

Tylinoa ask what you are to do with the black kkk. Will you also hunt them down?
Yeah we'll hunt them down too.

The men were marched out one by one their names were read aloud to the assembled masses.

"Wyatt Tagman and John Tagman you are both sentenced to death for crimes against humanity and the bombing of a Syangogue. Your souls are to be fed to the dark god Bludsuth as is accordance with your own chapter laws." A portal opened in the ground as the brothers were yanked into a dark hellish maw.

The announcer typed on the keyboard as he called for the next group.

King Haakon IX and Prime Minister Anne Eriksen sat in one of the lounge rooms of Callisfjord castle, the capitol building, watching the proceedings on TV, while writing their official responses. Words like "regretful," "disgusting," "justified but extreme," were frequently used.

"Pass the pop corn." Eriksen said.

"Here ya go," replied the king, handing her the bowl of buttered pop corn. "I like the hole in the ground bit, real stylish."

Tylinoa ask what you are to do with the black kkk. Will you also hunt them down?
Black KKK? The KKK are an anti-Jew/black organization, its hardly likely that they will have blacks as members.

Tylinoa will not say no more. Camel Eater has proven his case, it is his nation and klansmen in his nation are to be killed. There is nothing any of are nations can do, he has a right to do what he wants in his country.

There is a black kkk, i dont think it is called that but there is one

OOC: Callisdrun I've got tears in my eyes. Although it's uber rare there have been one or two black KKK members.

Sure we'll feed 'em to Bludsuth too.
Thank you, a c-5 transport has taken off from Sanctaphrax earlier. The Klansmen are all chained to their seats in their full clown costumes. They are as uncomfortable as we can possibly make them, ETA 7 hours.

Black KKK? The KKK are an anti-Jew/black organization, its hardly likely that they will have blacks as members.

Just for the sake of being correct and historically accurate.

ooc- Indiana Historical Research Foundation:

http://www.kkklan.com/negroklan.htm

"A fact not generally known is that there were thousands of Negro Klansmen. These were used as spies on other Negroes and on Northern Whites."

Thank you, a c-5 transport has taken off from Sanctaphrax earlier. The Klansmen are all chained to their seats in their full clown costumes. They are as uncomfortable as we can possibly make them, ETA 7 hours.
Bludsuth licks his lips.

The Rogue Nation of Zarhardoom wishes to inform you that they approve of your actions. Furthermore, they will be providing psionic amplifiers (free technology) so that you can torture the disgusting terrorist scum before making them beg for the sweet release of death. The Rogue Nation of Zarhardoom has 0 terrorists and would like other countries to give up their criminals as research subjects for our genetic experiments and human pain threshold experiments.

All hail Zarhardoom, death to the heathens.

*** end telepathic message received by your ambassador ***

The ground opened as a skeleton was shot out. It was still screaming. A man rushed over and battered the bones into dust.

"That's all for today. In fifteen minutes though we'll be having a torture session with a man who raped a twelve year old black girl. We will begin with the testicles and electricity."

The announcer began typing again.

The Rogue Nation of Zarhardoom wishes to inform you that they approve of your actions. Furthermore, they will be providing psionic amplifiers (free technology) so that you can torture the disgusting terrorist scum before making them beg for the sweet release of death. The Rogue Nation of Zarhardoom has 0 terrorists and would like other countries to give up their criminals as research subjects for our genetic experiments and human pain threshold experiments.

All hail Zarhardoom, death to the heathens.

*** end telepathic message received by your ambassador ***
Yay! psionic amplifiers. Yay!

"Well I just don't know how to feel"

Press Hall Janitor

There is not much to say on the matter, really. We applaud the actions of Camel Eaters, we just wish it could have been done in a better way.

Y'know, like burning them?

I'd send you mine, but we shot every scumbag in Hogsweat, so sorry.

Attributed toComrade Josef Dorsal Comrade Electorate of the PSRH on the Camel Eaters KKK situation.

Iuthia doesn't have these sorts of groups hiding inside it's populace... we have found that the solution is careful social engineering and education. To remove such prejudgices from our nation. Such intolerent people are often seen as rather sad and ignorant.

Foriegn Minister Mick Lakely, Iuthian Diplomatic Corps

The Solution:
The easiest and most effective way to correct the tragic situation is to make sure these unwanted animals do not exist in the first place. The Worthy Animal Care and Control Division is committed to this idea. Through the spaying and neutering of any KKK, this needless suffering and death can be stopped.

The benefits of spaying KKK and neutering KKK are many.

First and foremost, the number of unwanted animals is dramatically reduced. Fewer arrive at animal shelters and many more are spared the cruel life of the streets.

Secondly, the KKK and communication benefit. Spayed and neutered animals are happier, healthier pets. Males fight less and do not roam as much, greatly reducing the risks of being hit by cars. Because females do not go into heat, they don't have to be closed in and are less likely to develop uterine infections and mammary cancer. Owners also save the expense of veterinary bills related to these problems.

Thirdly, the shelters and the community benefit. Animal Care and Control and welfare organizations cease to be dumping grounds for unwanted animals and return to their original purpose of providing shelter and care for animals in distress. Communities are relieved of the cost of caring for, euthanizing and disposing of thousands of animals. In addition, our streets and parks will be free from stray and sometimes dangerous animals. :cool:

The plane screamed in to the runway and landed as badly as the pilot could without crashing it. He came into his designated parking spot and stopped. He went into the back and started chaining all the KKK members to each other. He led them out of the plane and took them to the terminal. Each member was forced to wear a sign saying "I'm a KKK member, kick me" and many of the Camel Eaters kids were happy to oblige.

The man had been screaming for an hour or so now. The smell of burnt testicle flesh filled the chamber as he shuddered one last time and died.

A man came running back yelling "Bludsuth just ate half the audience we need to get him some more KKK."

The eighty nearest KKK members were hauled up and one by one after beeing read their crimes tossed into the maw of the dark god.

Blood spurted from the maw and reached to the skytouching the clouds. Several mages rushed forward and prevented BLusuth from summoning himself. They didn't want him to hurt himself he was already fighting on a battlefield and a double summoning would leave him too weak to fight.

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What about my KKK members, RP the kids kicking them, that could be fun.

When asked today about these actions King Jedo said: "None of Gods children deserve this, no matter what their crimes. I will be praying for the souls of the Klansmen and the people behind these senseless acts"

A large group of ten year olds descended on the straggling klansmen. They began visciously kicking and biting the men. Blood sputerd from wounds as several of them were dragged away just by the men in front walking in chains. The others were not so lucky. The chain snagged as the huge mass of children covered eight klansmen. This lasted for about ten minutes.

When the children were done nothing was left but tattered steel.

As eleven year old Tommy walked back over to his mother she patted him on the head affectionately. "Are you hungry Tommy we can go to Burger King." Tommy wiped his mouth with his sleeve.
"That's okay mom I'm not hungry anymore."

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A large group of ten year olds descended on the straggling klansmen. They began visciously kicking and biting the men. Blood sputerd from wounds as several of them were dragged away just by the men in front walking in chains. The others were not so lucky. The chain snagged as the huge mass of children covered eight klansmen. This lasted for about ten minutes.

When the children were done nothing was left but tattered steel.

As eleven year old Tommy walked back over to his mother she patted him on the head affectionately. "Are you hungry Tommy we can go to Burger King." Tommy wiped his mouth with his sleeve.
"That's okay mom I'm not hungry anymore."
Nice!
IC: The Klansmen were marched through the streets and taken to a warehouse where they were stored overnight, awaiting the fate of the morning when a dark lord would take them to their grave. Of course, they didn't know this.

*Scene: Imperial Chambers at the Palace*

Military Advisor, "Are you seeing this?"

Emporer Shaz Bot, "Yes i am. This is some pritty gruesom stuff here." He turns and grabs another handfull of roasted Havoc meat. "Are you sure your getting this on the TiVO?"

Advisor, "Yeah i'm sure. Do you really want to rebroadcast this on the so called 'Public Access' channel?"

Emporer, "Yeah i'm sure. The people will get a kick outta this shit."


Official Statement, The Holy Nation of Shazbotdom:
The Holy Nation of Shazbotdom commends the actions taken against the known terrorist group known as the KKK. Our people will rejoice when they see the rebroadcast of the said events next week on the Royal Public Access Channel, Channel 69. We on the other hand have had very few problems with crime due to the fact that our Police Force is perfect at what they do. We keep our youth, and our adults the same, well trained. Keep up the good work taking care of the terrorist scum that plauge our planet.

Emporer Shaz Bot
The Holy Nation of Shazbotdom

Thanks y'all.

Linfield Hannon