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International News Broadcast

As of 1400 hours today, the Empire of Yallak has opened its borders to International trade. Emperor Balor, after a 2 hour meeting with the Imperial Senate, has authorised the purchase of goods from non-allies.
The Imperial Government now seeks any and all Nations willing to sell supplies of Uranium to Yallak.
Any Governments interested are encouraged to make contact by any means they see fit, as soon as possible.

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Current Trade List

Buying:
Uranium - $1 billion per tonne

Selling:
250,000 Slaves - $150 each, $25 million for lot
Ethanol - $10 per Litre

Anything else you want - weve got it or can aquire it for you!!

BUMP - common you can get rich outa this

BUMP again

We will sell you Uranium. Name your price.

$1 Billion per tonne - however this is negotiable

Sold. How many tons do you want to buy? And would you like to buy anythig else *Cough*aluminumcylinders*Cough*

No thankyou, we use our uranium for armour and ammunition not WMD.

How does 400 tonnes sound?

Any slaves for trade?

Seram Hal

Any person who breaks the law in Yallak but has not commited a crime worth the death sentence is imprisoned. There are curently 250,000 prisoners in Yallak with life imprisonment - We would be willing to sell these to you as slaves for $150 a person, or $25,000,000 for the lot

400 billion it is.

*Money wired*

we await the arrival of your good. You have the upmost gratitude of our Government