NationStates Jolt Archive

Dear International Community,

The Empire of Jamaica would like to open a hand of friendship to all those who are interested in allying with our nation. Allying with us would get you 20% off on one of our most popular exports, ganja. We will also support you politically and possibly militarily if we feel your cause for fighting is just, and you in part would do the same for us. If possible, we'd also like to exchange military equipment as our troops are underequipped to protect the island from possible invaders. All are welcome to be our allies, just remember, that a list is being made and if neccasary we will call you up on your responsibilities as an ally to the Empire of Jamaica. Thank you.

Swoonie Woo, Di Dude

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We are interested...

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- Swoonie Woo, Di Dude

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Us, Hawaiians, see this an excellent opportunity to seek a great future with you. With our large, powerful economy... Strong, and [almost] invincible, Army. Deadly, and swifty, Navy. Loud, but destructable, Aiforce.

We can provide you the best of the lastest warfare technology. We are a rich, strong, economically powerful nation. If you accept this alliance offer, I can send 40,000 Hawaiian Defensive forces to Jamica.

Us, Hawaiians, see this an excellent opportunity to seek a great future with you. With our large, powerful economy... Strong, and [almost] invincible, Army. Deadly, and swifty, Navy. Loud, but destructable, Aiforce.

We can provide you the best of the lastest warfare technology. We are a rich, strong, economically powerful nation. If you accept this alliance offer, I can send 40,000 Hawaiian Defensive forces to Jamica.

"Absolutely wonderful, another island nation coming to our side, splendid. We whole heartedly accept your alliance offer, and I do hope that our two nations can prosper together in the future. Trading can begin immediately, the Jamaican Coastguard will let your trade ships pass, as yours will hopefully do ours. Ganja exports can be sent to you immediately, that is if you're interested. The 40,000 defensive units you speak of are welcome as well, we will distribute them evenly through the island, or you can do so yourself if you choose. Our armed forces would be honored to recieve training from your own, given that your provide equipment for training. To see another island nation as wealthy and powerful as yourself is truely inspiring, I hope we can become close allies."

-Swoonie Woo, Di Dude

Juosh would like to open relations with Jamaica in a free trade pact. We are willing to trade you weapons and could help train your troops if you would like us to. Thank you for considering our offer.

President Monroe

Juosh would like to open relations with Jamaica in a free trade pact. We are willing to trade you weapons and could help train your troops if you would like us to. Thank you for considering our offer.

President Monroe

"We accept your offer, what kind of troops and weapons do you plan to send?"

- Swoonie Woo, Di Dude

Dear Sirs:

As another island nation, already allied and having exchanged embassies with the Hawaiian Islands and engaged in the same agricultural industy as you and with a puppet nation, Norleans, that controls Louisiana, Mississippi, and the port of Mobile, Alabama and allied with the Southern Alliance controlling the bulk of the Southern states of the former U.S. we'd be honored to ally ourselves with your nation. An embassy exchange is certainly in order and we'd be willing to discuss a mutual exchange of military bases, though we cannot promise such would be possible at this time.

Sincerely,
King 'Lude II
Mauiwowee

OOC: This also includes your other thread for military assistance.

IC: We would send around 20,000 of our best trained troops, Colonel Juan Buckner will be in charge of main training excercises and operations.
We can give you a number of weapons, grenade launchers, exotic machine guns, assault guns, snipers, many different things we only need to know what type of weapons you want.

Dear Sirs:

As another island nation, already allied and having exchanged embassies with the Hawaiian Islands and engaged in the same agricultural industy as you and with a puppet nation, Norleans, that controls Louisiana, Mississippi, and the port of Mobile, Alabama and allied with the Southern Alliance controlling the bulk of the Southern states of the former U.S. we'd be honored to ally ourselves with your nation. An embassy exchange is certainly in order and we'd be willing to discuss a mutual exchange of military bases, though we cannot promise such would be possible at this time.

Sincerely,
King 'Lude II
Mauiwowee

"Your offer for an exchange of embassies has been accepted, we can send an ambassador to your nation anytime, given that the transportation is provided by you. It is good to begin a bond with two thriving island nations, yourself and Hawiian Islands. The military base exchange is another matter, our armed forces are not yet advanced enough to be relocated in a timely fashion. But, as a new ally, we welcome you to build a base here in Jamaica, in exchange that you help train our troops."

-Swoonie Woo, Di Dude

OOC: This also includes your other thread for military assistance.

IC: We would send around 20,000 of our best trained troops, Colonel Juan Buckner will be in charge of main training excercises and operations.
We can give you a number of weapons, grenade launchers, exotic machine guns, assault guns, snipers, many different things we only need to know what type of weapons you want.

"We accept your kind offer. What we really need at the time are assault vehicles and moderate tanks, as well as modern infantry equipment to equip our police and military forces. Tell us if you can provide anything along those lines and we'll continue business"

-Swoonie Woo, Di Dude

The Grand Dutchy of Jackbootz Is willing to become allied with you. We have a robust arms industry and are always looking for markets. Please reply via a telegram to the Grand Dutchy of Jackbootz, Tera Nova

It would depend which types of weapons you are looking for for your police forces. For military we have many sub-machine and machine guns as well as snipers, pistols, and rifles. We have some humvees that you might be interested in, and can supply some tanks like Leopard 1's, m 2's and other tanks.

"Your offer for an exchange of embassies has been accepted, we can send an ambassador to your nation anytime, given that the transportation is provided by you. It is good to begin a bond with two thriving island nations, yourself and Hawiian Islands. The military base exchange is another matter, our armed forces are not yet advanced enough to be relocated in a timely fashion. But, as a new ally, we welcome you to build a base here in Jamaica, in exchange that you help train our troops."

-Swoonie Woo, Di Dude

Dear Mr. Woo:
Your terms are accepted. The royal Gulf Stream is on its way to pick up your representative and his/her staff and deliver ours, headed by ambassador Indica Leaph, who holds a PhD in Spanish and a Masters in International Government and is an ordained priest in the church of Ganja (Mauiwowee's major religion). We've made arrangements to place your embassy next to that of the Hawaiian Islands. Our agricultural ministers are anxious to discuss the various strains of Ganja with you and exchange seed with you and growing techniques. You'll be impressed, we believe, with how well voclanic ash works as a growth medium. We'd like to place a naval/air base in Jamaica and will certainly train your forces and will agree to provide a carrier, 2 battleships and 4 heavy destroyers assisgned on a permanent basis to your waters with that idea that eventually they will be completely manned by your forces.

Sincerely,
Franklin Delacourte,
Minister of International Relations to
His Royal Highness,
King 'Lude II

Dear Mr. Woo:
Your terms are accepted. The royal Gulf Stream is on its way to pick up your representative and his/her staff and deliver ours, headed by ambassador Indica Leaph, who holds a PhD in Spanish and a Masters in International Government and is an ordained priest in the church of Ganja (Mauiwowee's major religion). We've made arrangements to place your embassy next to that of the Hawaiian Islands. Our agricultural ministers are anxious to discuss the various strains of Ganja with you and exchange seed with you and growing techniques. You'll be impressed, we believe, with how well voclanic ash works as a growth medium. We'd like to place a naval/air base in Jamaica and will certainly train your forces and will agree to provide a carrier, 2 battleships and 4 heavy destroyers assisgned on a permanent basis to your waters with that idea that eventually they will be completely manned by your forces.

Sincerely,
Franklin Delacourte,
Minister of International Relations to
His Royal Highness,
King 'Lude II

"We are excited to hear that you too see the importance of Ganja in everyday life and we would love to share some of our ancient cropping techniques. We will allow you to build a naval base within our nation, preferably in Montego Bay, the thought of us maintaining a functional, modern navy is more than amazing at this point. We appreciate everything you have offered to us, and we will give you a 35% discount on all Ganja exports exchanged with your nation. We appreciate whatever kind of training your troops can offer. Our ambassador to your nation, Adrian Tate, will be awaiting transportation to your nation at Montego Bay International Airport. We expect that he will love a nation that shows such hospitality as yours has."

- Swoonie Woo, Di Dude

Sign us up. We'd like a strategic airbase in your nation, and we'll pay $40 mil a year for the rent.