NationStates Jolt Archive


Problems with the punishments

Waylend
13-10-2004, 02:09
Waylend needs a cheap, civil rights friendly and harsh punishment to bare down upon the criminals in our nation, that isn't killing them.
Phalanix
13-10-2004, 02:11
Well you can light parts of there bodies on fire and put them out before they become useless.
Generic empire
13-10-2004, 02:13
Cut off his testicles and surgically attach them to his elbow.
Phalanix
13-10-2004, 02:14
Cut off his testicles and surgically attach them to his elbow.
No not his elbow HIS CHIN!!!
Waylend
13-10-2004, 02:14
That may work... Anyone else have any ideas?
Generic empire
13-10-2004, 02:15
No not his elbow HIS CHIN!!!

Yes! Much better idea. Do that.
Waylend
13-10-2004, 02:15
GE: That would kind of fall under too anti-civil rights...
Generic empire
13-10-2004, 02:16
That may work... Anyone else have any ideas?

Have sex with his wife and show him the tape. Then slap him with a live bass.
Fruity Loops
13-10-2004, 02:17
Have sex with his wife and show him the tape. Then slap him with a live bass.
I LIKE THAT ONE! and his daughter to...if shes over 18 of course...
Generic empire
13-10-2004, 02:18
Or you could do the traditional thing, and sodomize him with a cannon.
Fruity Loops
13-10-2004, 02:20
Or you could do the traditional thing, and sodomize him with a cannon.
your other one was better...EXCEPT A GANGBANG!!!!!!!!!
The Island of Rose
13-10-2004, 02:22
You can make them listen to crappy 80s pop...!!
Generic empire
13-10-2004, 02:23
your other one was better...EXCEPT A GANGBANG!!!!!!!!!

Yes! Only with construction workers.
Generic empire
13-10-2004, 02:24
Ooh! Ooh! You can clip their toenails too short, so it hurts every time they put on shoes!
The Island of Rose
13-10-2004, 02:26
Generia, when are ya gonna reply in your nationalist thread ;)
Fruity Loops
13-10-2004, 02:26
Ooh! Ooh! You can clip their toenails too short, so it hurts every time they put on shoes!
WHILE HE WATCHES THE VIDEO! thatll suck big time..and his wife is enjoying it in the video...ooo..this is good
Waylend
13-10-2004, 02:33
It would only work if his wife or husband was willing, I know we could make a profit too. The new reality TV show.
"Who wants to be a porno star!" The kids will love it!
Fruity Loops
13-10-2004, 02:38
It would only work if his wife or husband was willing, I know we could make a profit too. The new reality TV show.
"Who wants to be a porno star!" The kids will love it!
GREAT IDEA! i love it ! i love it ! why would they be willing? the ones who aint...just dont tape it...
Waylend
13-10-2004, 02:47
The nation of Waylend does not condone rape. It might work if the guy raped something. Anyway we have those cartoons. "Why you should have sex with the judge after your husband rapes a young IOTR school girl."