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The Life and Times of Xavier Relldon: A Case Study In Eccentricy.

We all know Xavier Relldon was the strangest wizard to ever exist and that he helped forge our world in the Otherworld but what do we really know about Xavier the Mad, Xavier the Lilting, or Xavier the Savior? We will examine him now.

Xavier was thirty-five and rather jobless. He had painted his entire house pink and he owned a green hearse. He was bathing in coleslaw when the phone that he kept near him at all times rang.

OOC: Whoever wants to can RP the guy on the phone.

ooc-i shall

IC:"Ello..this is hotmarket and you have been chosen to win a vacation to never never land!"

Xavier considerd the offer while getting out of the coleslaw bath. He called his servant to dispose of it. "Yes sir to McDonald's as always sir."

"Thank You. Where is this Never Never Land?"

"Well...its a very sexual place.oh yes...see...we cant tell you that! but its by fruity loops...oops? did i say that out loud?"

Xavier put down the phone and considered dressing before going to market he decided otherwise and just went.

OOC: This is back when it was still illegal to be nude in public.

Damn y'all.

yes...damn them all!

Aye they can all burn in HELL!!!!

Aye they can all burn in HELL!!!!
EXEPT US AND A COUPLE HOT CHICKS! TO THE LOVE SHACK MOBILE!

You wanna' RP a foreigner who sees Xavier walking around naked in public.

Bump.