NationStates Jolt Archive

A Borg Tactical cube drops out of warp. Borg onboard scan the planet that lies in from of them.

George Busus of Borg studies his console.

"set course bearing 11 mark 2.4."

The Cube came into orbit of the earth. the Cube sent an image of pure horror to the Earth.

http://www.jerrypippin.com/bush_borg.jpg

"Lower your shields and surrender your ships. we will add your biological and technical distinctiveness to our own. you will adapt to service to collective."

"Resistance is futile."

The Cube fired its assimilation beam on the Earth, turning nation after nation into borg. Those who were not borg soon would be.

Haa haa haa! I win!

... :rolleyes:

... :rolleyes:

ROFL!!! :D

I hope this is a joke...

"I see the unassimulated still run rampant." George Bushus of Borg paced up and down the deck.

"Keep firing the assimilation beam. assimilate them all!"

The Beam fired again, targeting the unassimulated nations The Imperial Navy, and Crossman.

You do that. *wanders away*

Try to assumluate me and I will get my best freind to attack you. THink the Movie Alian VS Preditor, make Preditors look human under their masks, give the Alians a mind control, and make them ruled by a race that look lik children who have demeted minds, I have to say LEAVE ME ALONE OR ELSE!

this guy is a total anus

Try to assumluate me and I will get my best freind to attack you. THink the Movie Alian VS Preditor, make Preditors look human under their masks, give the Alians a mind control, and make them ruled by a race that look lik children who have demeted minds, I have to say LEAVE ME ALONE OR ELSE!

He is no threat to you. Just ignore him. He's not being serious. He's just trying to bother people with his n00bish "I conquer j00 4ll!!" faux-RP.

this guy is a total anus

Yeah, but it still makes you laugh a bit.

Ah... the n00bishness....

Kiss my assus of borg.

You are all now borg. act like it.

Okay, I'll play along.

"Launch sequence initiated!"

10 Crossmanian nuclear missiles slammed into the Borg vessel.

"Assimilate this!"

Kiss my assus of borg.

You are all now borg. act like it.

*coughbullshitcough* *coughdumbasscough*

A kid fires a pistol accidentaly into the air. The bullet hits the borg vessel and destroys. Hey Borg. I just pwned you!lol.

*coughbullshitcough* *coughdumbasscough*
lol

6 Crossmanian super star destroyers come from behind Earth to finish off the Borg Cube.

Another 10 nuclear missiles launched at the cube.

A kid fires a pistol accidentaly into the air. The bullet hits the borg vessel and destroys. Hey Borg. I just pwned you!lol.

Aww... you suck. I was going to stone him!

Borg should be called bug. All crush the bug!


Bug: ahh! help me!

Squish!

this guy is a total anus

to put it bluntly, yes...

IC: Location: Imperial Palace

"This is funny isn't it, my friend?" The Emperor was discussing the joke in the sky with his foriegn minister.

"Yes my Emperor. They fired some funny green laser pen at the earth, and it did nothing... how...."

"Frank?"

"WE ARE THE BORG... YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED..."

"FRANK!"

Frank burst into laughter.

"I can't believe you are so gulliable!"

"Ah... ha ha ha ha... you can be funny some times frank... But never be that rude to me again."

"Err... yes my emperor. now what about these borg fellows?"

"Laugh at them."

-Message to Borg Cube:

HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA!

The General looked toward the young sergeant.
"Begin..... the GODMOD Reactor!"

The entire roomed gasped.

"But sir!"

"Do it!!!"

Aww... you suck. I was going to stone him!
OOC: I got one

IC: a piece of dust flies into space for some reason and htis the borg vessel. The vessel is destroyed instantly.

Borg should be called bug. All crush the bug!


Bug: ahh! help me!

Squish!

Nice

to put it bluntly, yes...

IC: Location: Imperial Palace

"This is funny isn't it, my friend?" The Emperor was discussing the joke in the sky with his foriegn minister.

"Yes my Emperor. They fired some funny green laser pen at the earth, and it did nothing... how...."

"Frank?"

"WE ARE THE BORG... YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED..."

"FRANK!"

Frank burst into laughter.

"I can't believe you are so gulliable!"

"Ah... ha ha ha ha... you can be funny some times frank... But never be that rude to me again."

"Err... yes my emperor. now what about these borg fellows?"

"Laugh at them."

-Message to Borg Cube:

HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA!

:D

Beginning, Operation: SpaceBoot

A giant boot launches from Crossman to kick the Borg cube's ass.

(It's been a while since I've done a giant boot RP... yay!)

The borg cube rips apart.

"AHHHHHHHHH! CURSE YOU ALL!"

George Bushus of borg yelled as his cube ripped apart... or he didn't, because he went AWOL Before the mission and put a lookalike in his place, then went back to the Black house and hid under a table.

George busus then dies of embaressment like the ass he is.

THE END. thank you and fuck off.

Borg fine, ok I have the Death Star then. I blow up all your ships and then I blow up your planet. Guess what, GODmoding n00b you lose!

Wow. That was your first post...

Also he did only have one ship.

Too late Rycon! I got your message!! :p

Too late Rycon! I got your message!! :p

what did he say?

The borg cube rips apart.

"AHHHHHHHHH! CURSE YOU ALL!"

George Bushus of borg yelled as his cube ripped apart... or he didn't, because he went AWOL Before the mission and put a lookalike in his place, then went back to the Black house and hid under a table.

George busus then dies of embaressment like the ass he is.

THE END. thank you and fuck off.


A stupid ending to a stupid RP. My work here is done.

The borg cube rips apart.

"AHHHHHHHHH! CURSE YOU ALL!"

George Bushus of borg yelled as his cube ripped apart... or he didn't, because he went AWOL Before the mission and put a lookalike in his place, then went back to the Black house and hid under a table.

George busus then dies of embaressment like the ass he is.

THE END. thank you and fuck off.

somthing tells me this guy does not like bush. but this was a total waste of my time and patience. plus I bet this thread will be deleted as spam.

The Elf ship came up behind the ork cube. It was armed with ballista, Bowmen and swords men. They moved swiftly, the sun sails catching light and converting it to the engine power using a complex link of crystals. It moved towards the borg Cube, and moved so close they could see the individual cannons. THe Bowmen took positions on the Aft, and the Stern and prown ballista and catapults turned and lighted their missiles. The Oxy sheilds went down for three seconds while the weapons fired, then went back up when they had, the bowmen realoded, but where suprised to fid their enemys ship made a large POP, before blowing around the air in front of them. THe Elves laughed, the whole thing had been a float. They smiled, all except for the captn, who wanted some slaves. HE went slowly down to his cabin, turn to the wall, and........... :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

****Commsat Message****

From: Lasatanian Central Command

To: Transmogrifier launcher division

Message: Urgent. Aim transmogrifier at larg cube and fire.

**** End of message****


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The transmogrifier hit the Borg cube and turned into a giant donut.

All police leave is cancelled.

Well he's been destroyed multiple times... I'd say he's dead!

Huzzah!

A another victory over the forces of n00bishness!!!