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Conspiracy in the Kanabian Military? Nationalist Officers arrested.

Kanabia
12-10-2004, 15:06
Kanabian Broadcasting Agency Short Report:

Several high ranking military officers have today been arrested on unknown charges, suspected to be the result of a secretive Kanabian Intelligence Service investigation.

The officers are all members of the Kanabian Nationalist Party, headed by ex-general and current emergency co-president Anatoly Korenchkin.

Korenchkin owes his ascension of power to the nuclear blast two years ago that flattened the city of Kanazawa and killed 700,000 people, not including latent illnesses acquired due to radiation.

Government and KIS officials have declined to comment at this stage.

Independent Radio Station Truth Kanabia broadcast:

"Didn't I tell you those nationalists were no good? Eh? Well, I wouldn't be surprised if they were involved somehow in Kanazawa...Yeah, you heard me. And I bet it was a government nuke. Oh, sure, our government says they don't have such weaponry, but how difficult is it to make? Or theres even all those damn nations out there that sell undercover suitcase nukes to anyone with the cash...oh yeah, you call me a loon, but you just wait..."