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Comatic War Room, 0600 Hours


Emperor Lucius gazed around at all of the faces at the glass table in the gloomy war room. He cleared his throat commandingly and said forcefully, “With the communists subdued after much fighting and bloodshed, we must think about international security. We have not yet experienced a war with another nation, but we do have experience. In case of a threat, we shall produce a weapon found only in Comatica. It is called The Intercontinental Delsimus Nuclear Missle, and will herein be known as the ICDM.”

Lucius flicked the switch on the remote. On the wall, appeared a slide featuring an enormous missle 55 stories tall. The men gasped. Lucius elaborated. “279 mega-tons, 600 feet tall, basically deadly to anything within 80 miles of the blast. Nuclear Silos all over Comatica have been working on it for months now, and we already have 2 made.”

The men all applauded. Over the clapping, Lucius announced, “We are to test it in the Camel’s Desert, staying a respectful distance from the borders of Marabal.”

I don't wanna sound like a godmoder, so lets change the title to something like, 'Comatica Introduces Deadly Nuke.' Too bad I can't change the title.

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We urge Comatica not to test the nuke, not because we are opposed to nuclear warfare, but because the weapon is simply too big to ensure world safety. That many megatons is destructive to MUCH more than an 80-mile radius. It could set off nuclear winter.

Eldanor is in agreement with the Aztec Lands, as you could be jeopardizing the safety of your people. We also believe that nuclear weapons result in terror and chaos.

High Lady
Alasse Órecalo

We urge Comatica not to test the nuke, not because we are opposed to nuclear warfare, but because the weapon is simply too big to ensure world safety. That many megatons is destructive to MUCH more than an 80-mile radius. It could set off nuclear winter.


Very well. Comatica is in need of a weapon to keep attackers away, but we may be able to downgrade it to, say, 170 mega-tons. I would like it to be able to be a warning to all nations not to mess with us.

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The Kingdom of Marabal commands you to abort the testing of this missile. My people would be devastated by the blast, and through our deserts lie ancient ruins, containing our history and past. We are warning you now; by launching that nuke you shall be banned forever more from the region of the Camels back and we will return fire with our own missiles. However, are missiles are not built on the brink of insanity.

The President of Marabal

The Kingdom of Marabal commands you to abort the testing of this missile. My people would be devastated by the blast, and through our deserts lie ancient ruins, containing our history and past. We are warning you now; by launching that nuke you shall be banned forever more from the region of the Camels back and we will return fire with our own missiles. However, are missiles are not built on the brink of insanity.

The President of Marabal


You make a fine point.

OOC--You know, it's kinda funny. I half expected for some wacko to condemn me, but instead I get a threat like that of Marabal's. Bravo.

However, are missiles are not built on the brink of insanity.

The President of Marabal


Notice that I said that I downgraded them to 170 mega-tons. They are not nearly as powerful. Also, I was thinking of moving the testing site to another location.

The United Pysiers deeply wants to warn the government of Present Day Comatica that such actions, even in tests, could heavily devistate the whole world, including those on the opposite side of the world. If placed in the right geological possition, even a 170 megaton nuclear warhead could provide enough damage to at least make a nuclear winter ever so closer than those of 1 megaton warheads that the United Pysiers has (Although we are currently downgrading the Emerald Shield by 70%). We hope this warnning makes an impact on your decisions on the testing of such a godly tool.

The People's Republic of Novagorad Demands that Comatica not test their new toy, the enviromental reprocussions of such a powerful weapon (OOC: Even the downgraded one.) Would be devastating.

I shall not test the missle, but if a nation should aggrivate me, then I cannot be blamed for my actions.

Offical Message from Presidente O'Conner
Damn Radical RIght Wingers; why can't they make big ships and cannons instead of nukes and sh*t.

End Offical Message from Presidente O'Conner

Offical Message from Presidente O'Conner
Damn Radical RIght Wingers; why can't they make big ships and cannons instead of nukes and sh*t.

End Offical Message from Presidente O'Conner


Yes. Why can't we?

Comatic War Room, 0600 Hours


Emperor Lucius gazed around at all of the faces at the glass table in the gloomy war room. He cleared his throat commandingly and said forcefully, “With the communists subdued after much fighting and bloodshed, we must think about international security. We have not yet experienced a war with another nation, but we do have experience. In case of a threat, we shall produce a weapon found only in Comatica. It is called The Intercontinental Delsimus Nuclear Missle, and will herein be known as the ICDM.”

Lucius flicked the switch on the remote. On the wall, appeared a slide featuring an enormous missle 55 stories tall. The men gasped. Lucius elaborated. “279 mega-tons, 600 feet tall, basically deadly to anything within 80 miles of the blast. Nuclear Silos all over Comatica have been working on it for months now, and we already have 2 made.”

The men all applauded. Over the clapping, Lucius announced, “We are to test it in the Camel’s Desert, staying a respectful distance from the borders of Marabal.”

-Official Ratheian Government Response-

Are you insane?! 279 MEGAtons?! The missile has the destructive force to annhilate anything within 250 miles! If you do not abort this mission I will have to engage in aggresive negotiations. The fall-out from that weapons test could raise the radiation in the atmosphere several times over.

Use your brain and think.

-Official Ratheian Government Response-

Are you insane?! 279 MEGAtons?! The missile has the destructive force to annhilate anything within 250 miles! If you do not abort this mission I will have to engage in aggresive negotiations. The fall-out from that weapons test could raise the radiation in the atmosphere several times over.

Use your brain and think.


*sigh* I already said:
1--I downgraded the strength
2--I am only going to use it if someone really pisses me off

I think it's time to let this thread die. It isn't going anywhere.