NationStates Jolt Archive


As the drums beat on.....A nation's formation.

Jamaica Reborn
11-10-2004, 23:59
Kingston, Jamaica

Thousands of mobbing men and women surround the Prime Minister's quarters in the political district of Kingston. Chaos takes over the streets as police are driven back by the overwhelming crowd, and forced up the steps of the lavish building where the Prime Minister hides. The angry citizens begin to pick up rocks and throw them at the building, breaking windows and shattering the broken glass inside. A man screams above the crowd, "Show yourself coward! Show yourself!", a wild chant comes as a result. "Show yourself! Show yourself! Show yourself!". Suddenly a sharp chatter of gunfire silences the crowd, it came from the back. Slowly the mob parts as three dark figures pass through them, making their way to the surrounded building. The police on the steps try to make them out, but it proves impossible to see them through the thick crowd. Finally, the mystery trio emerges, the first one to step up to the building is a tall man with thick dreadlocks. He wears dark sunglasses and an open black trenchcoat. Underneath the trenchcoat he wears a tight fitting black shirt which clings to his broad chest and abdomen muscles. He wears loose black pants around his waist, and a black belt around them which is topped off with a platinum buckle, the metal of the buckle has been crafted to say "SW", the SW is outlined with a thick layer of platinum forming a square.

Around his neck is yet another platinum item, a thick chain, from which a cross pendant hangs, it sparkles supremely in the morning sun. The tall man grips an MP5, both of his hands shine as well, as they are completely covered in platinum rings, each finger decorated with one ring. He wears black boots, and his loose fitting pants stack up on top of the laces. A lit cuban cigar hangs from his thick lips, and a thick black beard covers the bottom half of his face. He puffs on the cigar and emits smoke from his nose as he looks up at the police guarding the building. His face was very cut, with high cheekbones reminiscent of an african's, his skin tone was dark brown, similar to a hershey's bar. A very intimidating figure he was, with a 6'8 tall frame and rock hard muscles covering every inch of his body. Two more men step from the crowd, each 6'5 and each armed with AK-47s which are strapped around their wide shoulders. One man wears a rasta beanie atop his, which is decorated in the rasta colors, red, green and yellow. He too has a lit cuban cigar in his mouth, and dark sunglasses cover his face. He wears a white t-shir which hangs down below his jean pockets, nothing is on the shirt except a large picture of a cannibus leaf. He wears baggy bleached jeans, and all white reebok shoes. A chain hangs around his neck as well, much the same as the afore mentioned man, but with a cannibus leaf pendant instead of a cross. This mans thick lips were curled up into a mishcevious smile as he looked up at the frightened police officers. He tilted his head back and let out a crazy almost animal sounding laugh. His skin was very dark, about 3 tones darker than the apparent ring leader of the group.

The last man sported a huge afro that was neatly picked. Sideburns came down the side of his face and sprouted out into a traditional beard, which came out about an inch from his face. Sunglasses covered his eyes as well and he looked meanly up at the police force on the steps of the building. He wore no shirt, but made up for it with a very muscular body which almost matched that of the ring leader. Around his waste he wore blue denim shorts that sagged slightly revealing the black waistband of his boxers underneath. On his feet he wore light brown timberland boots with yellow laces. His skin tone was plain brown, slightly lighter than that of the ring leader.

After a small dramatic pause, the largest man of the group spoke up to the police officers guarding the building, "I have no doubt in me mind that you know who I am, but I'll state me name regardless. I am Swoonie Woo, and I've come ere' to take care of the fat, rich pig that you protect!"

The crowd went wild, but he raised one platinum decorated hand to silence them.

"Now, we can do dis' the hard way, or we can do it the easy way. You boys don't won no trouble now do you?"

The two men behind Swoonie gripped their AKs, not raising them, but showing the police they would if neccasary. The police had weapons as well, but they fired rubber bullets, which hurt, but didn't kill. The officers still stood their ground as they looked nervously around at each other, their blue uniforms sticking to them from prespiration.

"Ok, looks like I'm gon have to take you back to school, eh? I'm gon count to 5 and if you ain't down them steps by then, well we gon see some blood spill. Everybody with me!"

The crowd screamed, and Swoonie began to count, "1", 6 of the 20 officers rushed down the steps. "2" 5 more hurried down the steps. "3" all but one had come down at this point, he appeared to be the captain. "4", still no budge. "5, heh, I warned ya, now you feel me bullets bitch." Swoonie raised the MP5 and fired 10 shots into the remaining officer and laughed as his bloody, motionless body plummeted down the steep steps.

Swoonie raised his MP5 and swooped it forward in a charging motion, "Everyone to the building!". Swoonie and the other two men lead the thousands of citizens behind them into the Prime Ministers layer. Swoonie burst through the oak doors at the summit of the steps with one swift kick. The three men and their "army" completely devoured the building, beating government workers and secretarys, flipping over furniture, and throwing people out of windows. Swoonie and his partners rushed up the steps to the Prime Minister's office and bust through the locked wooden door. There they found Prime Minister William Fountain, cowering in fear behind his desk. Swoonie laughed at the site, this fat, bald man quivering in fear was one of the funnier things Swoonie had ever seen.

"Get ya fat arse up. Up I said! You got ham in ya ears you greasy chicken shit?"

Prime Minister Fountain slowly arose from the fetal position and turned to face Swoonie and his crew.

"For 15 years ya been screwin' da Jamaican people", Swoonie's thick Jamaican accent now became heavier as he grew angry. "Ya been takin' all da money, you and ya businesses got bigguh and bigguh while da people suffered. No more! No more of ya bullshit! It ends now, this is a new era, a new time! It's Jamaica Reborn!"

Swoonie raised the MP5 and blew William's face off, the force of the bullet pushed him back into the window that was behind him and sent him crashing down 3 stories below to the hot pavement. Later on the people took his body and hung it from a street light upside down, where they played pinata with it till his body had become to disfigured to recognize.

Swoonie, Slick C, and Silent Murphy emerged as the new leaders of Jamaica that day. A new nation was born.

OOC: I'll give more background on the characters later on, for right now its just an intro, please read this, it took a while to write.
Jamaica Reborn
12-10-2004, 04:06
BUMPING....for replies, or some acknowledgement of existence....
Jamaica Reborn
12-10-2004, 06:55
BUMPING

More to come tommorow, in the meantime say whatever you'd like.
Kay Son
12-10-2004, 07:11
interesting...

When I started I just jumped right in and bought stuff. That's how people sort of knew me...
Roycelandia
12-10-2004, 09:21
The Imperial Roycelandian Government has been observing events in Jamaica, and wishes to be the first to extend their congratulations to the New Government.

How are you off for weapons and other sundry trade goods?
Jamaica Reborn
12-10-2004, 13:40
interesting...

When I started I just jumped right in and bought stuff. That's how people sort of knew me...

Well, I've actually been around for awhile, but my older nation was deleted so I created this one. What you just described, no offense, sounded noobish. I like to keep it formal...most of the time.
Moleland
12-10-2004, 13:44
OOC: Your nations existence is noted. What wing is this new gover=nment?
Jamaica Reborn
12-10-2004, 14:20
Decatur, Jamaica

Swoonie nodded his head lightly as Reggae music thumped all around him. Decatur was the probably the 15th or 16th small village that he Slick C and Silent Murphy had visited. In most of the rural areas there was no telephone service, so for the week since Swoonie's drastic takeover, he had taken it upon himself to personaly visit each of these villages with the word of change. Swoonie had just given a freestyled speech to the small village when he and his convoy arrived. He had stood atop one of the black trucks, and addressed the small village of 500 as a whole. He had promised economic reforms, and growth for Jamaica. He put it best when at the end of the speech he said "Fuck di bullshit, Jamaica iz now!". That had been 30 minutes ago, and now the people were celebrating wildly, Swoonie sat on the ground between Slick C and Silent Murphy who were sitting as well. Swoonie and his men smiled and clapped as the men and women of the villaged danced for them, moving wildly and performing local steps. Swoonie had several beads around his neck, given to him by the girls of the village. Although on the outside Swoonie appeared calmed and relaxed, on the inside, he knew he had a job to do.

Once the tour of villages was completed he knew he had to get started on rebuilding Jamaica. He refused to let his people down after 15 years of hardship. The people loved him and accepted him as a leader, they respected his connection with them, unlike previous leaders. In most of his speeches he spoke Potois, a local Jamaican dialect/slang, which kept his listeners in tune with what he was saying. He had yet to choose the name of his position, he didn't want to be called Prime Minister, and President just wasn't him. Finally after much thought, he decided to call himself "Di Mon", while Slick C and Silent Murphy were addressed as "Di Dudes". Di Dudes job was really to just assist Di Mon in his choices and decisions, they had power of their own as well but couldn't override the president's. Swoonie wanted the people to be involved in every decision made, so he decided to put together a 50 man Senate who would be brought forth whenever an important decision was to be made. He would address "Di People", as they were now known, and let them decide if it would be carried out, or not. If not, he would discuss the issue with Di People until a resolution was made. There was still much to be done, but at the moment, things were already looking better than when the PM was in charge.

Communication with other nations was re-established and the lines were open with Roycelandia.

Message:

We thankyou for your congratulations. We are looking for weapons, and we would like more information on these other sundry goods.
Jamaica Reborn
12-10-2004, 14:21
OOC: Your nations existence is noted. What wing is this new gover=nment?

Currently leaning towards the left I would say.
Jamaica Reborn
12-10-2004, 15:20
BUMPING for life.
Jamaica Reborn
12-10-2004, 16:43
BUMP, someone might be interested.
Jamaica Reborn
12-10-2004, 17:40
Bump
Ankhmet
12-10-2004, 17:58
The Holy Empire of Ankhmet would like to send an Ambassador to your noble and esteemed nation. If you would accept this offer, his Excellency the Pharoah and High Priest, would send Ashmet Khankma to be an ambassador to you.
Jamaica Reborn
12-10-2004, 18:50
The Holy Empire of Ankhmet would like to send an Ambassador to your noble and esteemed nation. If you would accept this offer, his Excellency the Pharoah and High Priest, would send Ashmet Khankma to be an ambassador to you.

"Jamaica will gladly accept your ambassador, we welcome you to Jamaica."

- Di Dude, Soonie Woo
The Parthians
12-10-2004, 18:55
We would like to know if you would be interested in trading embassies.
Jamaica Reborn
12-10-2004, 19:01
We would like to know if you would be interested in trading embassies.

"If you mean by you having an embassy in Jamaica and us having one in your land, then by all means yes. As long as you present a means of transportation for our Ambassador. Welcome to Jamaica."

-Di Dude, Swoonie Woo
Jamaica Reborn
12-10-2004, 20:01
Bump
Teraccia
12-10-2004, 20:22
haha, you guys seriously have fun making all this stuff up? :mp5:
Hallad
12-10-2004, 20:25
Rastas or Rudeboys?

The Commissariat of Culture
The Socialist Federation of Hallad
Jamaica Reborn
12-10-2004, 20:35
haha, you guys seriously have fun making all this stuff up? :mp5:

Uhh, fuck yea when you're bored and have an active imagination, why the hell else would I type all this shit up.
Jamaica Reborn
12-10-2004, 20:59
BUMP

Sorry for the outburst, I have a low tolerance for stupidity.
Jamaica Reborn
12-10-2004, 22:36
Bump
Vastiva
13-10-2004, 08:37
Ab-shalom and greetings,

It is the desire of the Sultanate of Vastiva to open and maintain strong diplomatic and economic relations with all nations desirous of such. We therefore offer an exchange of embassies and ambassadors.

His Magnificence, The Sultan of Vastiva, has directed that one acre of land be put aside in Sisu Vaari, our capital city, for your usage in building an embassy.

We would forewarn you that our land is known for its bitterly cold winters. If our local experts can be of assistance in design or building, they will be made available to you with haste. Local materials will also be made available to you, and we will construct a Weyker dome, at no cost, over this acreage. This dome, and its self-contained hydrogen-powered heaters, will enable your ambassador to maintain any climate of his or her liking within the dome proper.

We make no promises for conditions outside the dome.

It is our sincere desire that this be the beginning of a long and mutually advantageous relationship between our nations. Having begun with small businesses, we hope this relationship will blossom into great prosperity for both our nations.

If this meets with your approval, please communicate by any means.

Go in Peace,

Namaste,
Raahmid Javani
Grand Vizier,
Humble Servant of His Magnificence, the Sultan of Vastiva
Jamaica Reborn
13-10-2004, 08:51
Ab-shalom and greetings,

It is the desire of the Sultanate of Vastiva to open and maintain strong diplomatic and economic relations with all nations desirous of such. We therefore offer an exchange of embassies and ambassadors.

His Magnificence, The Sultan of Vastiva, has directed that one acre of land be put aside in Sisu Vaari, our capital city, for your usage in building an embassy.

We would forewarn you that our land is known for its bitterly cold winters. If our local experts can be of assistance in design or building, they will be made available to you with haste. Local materials will also be made available to you, and we will construct a Weyker dome, at no cost, over this acreage. This dome, and its self-contained hydrogen-powered heaters, will enable your ambassador to maintain any climate of his or her liking within the dome proper.

We make no promises for conditions outside the dome.

It is our sincere desire that this be the beginning of a long and mutually advantageous relationship between our nations. Having begun with small businesses, we hope this relationship will blossom into great prosperity for both our nations.

If this meets with your approval, please communicate by any means.

Go in Peace,

Namaste,
Raahmid Javani
Grand Vizier,
Humble Servant of His Magnificence, the Sultan of Vastiva

"Since you are willing to go through such great lengths for the comfortability of our ambassador to your nation, we will do the same for you. We will set aside 2 acres of land for the construction of your embassy within the beautiful hills of Montego Bay among some of the richest inhabitants of Jamaica. We can transfer ambassadors as soon as we get clearance to fly commercial craft in your skies in order to safely transport our ambassador."

-Di Mon Slick C
Roycelandia
13-10-2004, 12:13
Roycelandia's weapons have been called "Old Fashioned", but are reasonably priced- mainly Lee-Enfields, Bren Guns, and Lewis Guns, as well as copies of RL guns.

The Sundry Goods, however, are where the interest is... Cars, Ships, Aircraft- you name it, we can make it, at reasonable prices, too...