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News has just been released by DGM Enterprises that a music festival called Drum Gods=Peace will be held this coming weekend. Hosting this event will the main man Ali G. Music artists that will be performing at this event to highlight that the Empire stands for peace include:


Dizzie Rascal
Jay-Z
Disturbed
System of a Down
Mudvayne
Roni Size
J-Kwon
Soulfly

and many many more......

The event will occur over the coming weekend and we expect crowds of upto 300,000 people to attend this outdoor audio extravaganza.

Ali G:

"Respect. I iz bin chosin like Neo in da matrix to oast dis 'ere hextravaganza, yo i said dat right yeah, so respect yo'selves before you check yo'selves and be dere! Booyakasha!"

Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire
A January 2003 Nation

WooHoo.

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

I guess me and my wife will come.
-President Sergei Ilyanov of The Island of Rose

Wow; Drum Gods certainly is going out of its way to prove it isn't a threat.

Correction. A responsibly restrained threat that is only released when peace can no longer be saved.

Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire
A January 2003 Nation

Such an Uberstock rip off.

Eridu will send a representative with pictures of products from the Eridu Arms Emporium.

[tag] btw, I like the idea u made for festivals ^^

To: Event Organisers, Drum God Empire
From: Iuthian Diplomatic Corps, Central Command, Iuthia Prima
Subject: Drum Gods= Peace Festival!
Message:

Important Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire,

We have heard new of a festival in your name promoting peace, an endevour Iuthia has always supported in these harsh times of world turmoil. In anycase the reason we are contacting your proud nation is that we would like to get as much information on this event as possible as we will be sending a man from our very own diplomatic corps along with his spouse to enjoy the celebrations and represent Iuthia's active interest in world peace.

Seeing as we know very little about the Drum God Empire we felt it would be wise to inquire as to any unconventional laws our diplomats may have to adhere to as well as to inquire as to the possility of a small security staff escorting our people. We also don't know whether such an event is actually open to the rest of the world as you have not confirmed this... in anycase if you could e-mail us as to any special conciderations we would have to follow we would be grateful.

Again, we would like to express our delight that your nation has made this gesture, hopefully others will follow suit.

Thanks and good luck with the show,

Foriegn Minister Mick Lakely, Iuthian Diplomatic Corps

PS - The diplomat in question is a fan of Ali G and would be delighted if he could meet him, normally I wouldn't note this but I was asked to give it a shot eitherway... I'm sure the man would be content with just seeing the show even if he can't meet the man in person.

The event is open to people from all over the world and no our nation has no strange laws or customs.

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Peace? HA! I should invade you for this....

J/K

News has just been released by DGM Enterprises that a music festival called Drum Gods=Peace will be held this coming weekend. Hosting this event will the main man Ali G. Music artists that will be performing at this event to highlight that the Empire stands for peace include:


Dizzie Rascal
Jay-Z
Disturbed
System of a Down
Mudvayne
Roni Size
J-Kwon
Soulfly

and many many more......

The event will occur over the coming weekend and we expect crowds of upto 300,000 people to attend this outdoor audio extravaganza.

Ali G:

"Respect. I iz bin chosin like Neo in da matrix to oast dis 'ere hextravaganza, yo i said dat right yeah, so respect yo'selves before you check yo'selves and be dere! Booyakasha!"

Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire
A January 2003 Nation

This sounds delightful! I may send A camara crew over, to broadcast the
love throughout Comatica. With all these damn commies swarming us, my citzens deserve a happy event. I am willing to pay you 30% of the profits made from the broadcast. The rest will go to--cough--charity. Ta-ta.

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Greetings glorious nation of Drum Gods, I am Ace Maejor, personal assitant to his Lord Bheal, leader of the Arthaos nation. Being relatively new to the realm of world politics, Lord Bheal wishes to attend the Drum Gods= Peace festival, not to mention the Lord is a System of a Down fan. His Lord requests a total of six tickets to this event, two for he and his wife, two for his son and daughter, and two for personal staff. Thank you for your time.

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The tickets are on their way.

Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire
A January 2003 Nation

'I would like to come to this festival, am i allowed?' Celta Viana asked over the phone to a Drum God rep.

Celta Viana before boarding the plane (http://www.vanessaspotionsandnotions.com/prom/img/7000.jpeg)

Thank you

Celta Viana, International Affairs & Alliance Manageress

'Yes you may,"replied the DMG Enterprises Rep.

NOTIFICATION, REQUIRES ADVICE:-

Our national music group, Keane would like to perform at this festival, will that be possible?, If so they can fly over whenever you need them.....

http://www.carlinglive.com/img/news/img_big_keane.jpg

Celta Viana

This is a marvellous idea thought Celta, a perfect opportunity for nations to forget the sorrow that looms over them; I sure hope its a good show, nice people should be fantastic, maybe I can link some more nations to us

"I am sorry Keane will not be allowed to play as they are considered to be a band of poor quality with no true spirit to their music. They are a waste of space."

Drugs allowed?

Drugs allowed?

If you wish to be shot.

Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire
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Member of GDODAD, Allied to METUS
Member of the Central Powers
A January 2003 Nation

If you wish to be shot.

Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire
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Member of GDODAD, Allied to METUS
Member of the Central Powers
A January 2003 Nation

poor Roni Size... :D

He has a rider for that.

Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire
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Member of GDODAD, Allied to METUS
Member of the Central Powers
A January 2003 Nation

Discrimination!
Quite the reality though... :eek: :D

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The Lord Bheal wishes to thank you for the tickets, and looks foward to the concert. Though one concern among the BPG (Bheal Personal Guard) is security at the event. While no one doubts the Drum Gods security forces the BPG would feel more at ease if a number of their men accompanied the Lord Bheal to the festival. If the Drum Gods' government is not comfortable with the BPG attending the event we ask for it to send their decision via a private telegram, so as not to alert those in opposition of us of our security make-up. Thank you for your time.

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'How dare you say that about Keane, they are a fantastic group, oh well, its your loss' Celta snapped.

They cannot help being poor though that is not the point.

Bureaucrat of the Drum Gods Empire
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Member of GDODAD, Allied to Metus
Member of the Central Powers
A January 2003 Nation

Disturbed
System of a Down
Mudvayne



Yup, those bands really represent peace...

Drum Gods = Peace not the bands. They are there for the purposes of entertaining the masses in attendance.

Bureaucrat of the Drum Gods Empire
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Member of GDODAD, Allied to Metus
Member of the Central Powers
A January 2003 Nation