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Waldemar the Brave
10-10-2004, 08:33
While my country is new, my armies have already acquired a mighty portion of land from our enemies. This area has grown to such an extent that it has become a region. It is know as the Province of Waldemar the Brave. Seeing as how we have conquered our enemies, we see it inevitable that we will be forced again to seek battle against those we deem worthy. Therefore, I have a proposition. Join my province, and you will be spared. You need only to change your region to swear fealty to me. All those that do not join me, will be considered my enemy.
Canan
10-10-2004, 08:39
(a little tip, posts like this will either get much larger nations on your butt, or will get you ignored by anyone who actually has any role playing skills. Just figured Id help you out before you turned into one of the mindless masses of noobs that seem to haunt this place.)
Dumpsterdam
10-10-2004, 08:47
(a little tip, posts like this will either get much larger nations on your butt, or will get you ignored by anyone who actually has any role playing skills. Just figured Id help you out before you turned into one of the mindless masses of noobs that seem to haunt this place.)

OoC: Listen to him, this man knows what he speaks off.

IC:

Another imperialistic nation? That'll make another tally on my kill mark then, I suggest you crawl back into the hole you came from or I'll shove you back into it.

Emperor Rift,
Merridonia
10-10-2004, 08:49
Oh, how fabulous! I've always wanted to be an enemy!

Gleefully revelling in her newfound nemesis status,
--Miss C. Merridew


OOC: Yes, listen to the Canan. The Canan is wise and knowledgeable. You will obey the Canan. Or else you won't, and then it really won't be my problem, as I won't be the one getting ignored...
Kriegorgrad
10-10-2004, 09:01
He's right, anyone could just wipe you out right now, watch your step as there are alot of bigger nations looking for provinces.
Kriegorgrad
10-10-2004, 09:03
OoC: Listen to him, this man knows what he speaks off.

IC:

Another imperialistic nation? That'll make another tally on my kill mark then, I suggest you crawl back into the hole you came from or I'll shove you back into it.

Emperor Rift,

Sorry but this is kind of funny, you hate Imperialist nations YET you have an emperor, which is at the fore of an empire! Also, if you want to pick on Imperialists, pick on me!
Evil Woody Thoughts
10-10-2004, 09:49
While my country is new, my armies have already acquired a mighty portion of land from our enemies. This area has grown to such an extent that it has become a region. It is know as the Province of Waldemar the Brave. Seeing as how we have conquered our enemies, we see it inevitable that we will be forced again to seek battle against those we deem worthy. Therefore, I have a proposition. Join my province, and you will be spared. You need only to change your region to swear fealty to me. All those that do not join me, will be considered my enemy.

So a new nation of five million wishes to declare war on the entire world...I would strongly advise you reconsider lest nations with military spending in the trillions decide to make your new region an uninhabitable radioactive wasteland.

As for the Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts, we wish to persue neutrality at this time. Should you object to this policy, be advised that we outspend your nation 32 to 1 on defense, as determined by the economic calculator at http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?. Look both our nations up. We have chosen to show mercy upon you, but if you declare war upon us we will show you no quarter. And there are nations out there that are much, much more powerful than Evil Woody Thoughts who get very annoyed at this kind of thing.

It might be a good idea to read the sticky threads at the top of the Int'l Incidents forum.

Edit to add: When using the calculator, omit your nation's title...e.g. only enter Waldemar the Brave into the search.

Good day,

Prime Minister Jacob Whitfield
Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts
Dumpsterdam
10-10-2004, 09:58
Sorry but this is kind of funny, you hate Imperialist nations YET you have an emperor, which is at the fore of an empire! Also, if you want to pick on Imperialists, pick on me!

OoC: More as in a monarch, but Emperor sounds better :) Oh and care to explain again how your country is NOT a communist nation? ;)
Momanguise
10-10-2004, 10:11
For all those intrested, please allow me to refer you to http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=364049