NationStates Jolt Archive

My friends, it has been brought to our attention that there are Alliances for everyone and their Mothers Goat these days. A pity, seeing yet there is an Alliance missing in this morass of a yarn ball that links us to Allies to Allies to Enemies and Allies three times over. There is a base for a Coalition we have noticed, that has yet to be touched. This my friends, is the Coalition we bring forth today.




Yes, today-
Fodmodmadtol hereby establishes-

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Yes, the Coalition of Common Sense.


As quoted by General Wisconsin shortly before being Decommissioned from the Coalition-

All too often we are plagued by Godmoding! All too often we see Socialists declaring the evils of Communism! All too oftem gramme end spaling ez laft uncheeced! All too often, Hataria! All too often, those who war Hataria! Those who declare war for no reason against players who are the NationStates doorknobs! *Cough*TIoR*Cough* We see idiocy flooding the streets! We see mock n00bs.. Annoying things.. With Yeast! Today, we shall put and end to this! We shall unite, and junk like that- Against ignorance! Against idiocy! Against Anti-Edumakation! Against Anti-Subject threads of all types when a simple Pro-subject thread would suffice! We must fight! Fight to zee Death! Oh my god kill them all! Death! Death! DEATH! BLOOD! OH MY GOD WHEE! War! EL OH EL!

[/Over-zealous battle cry]

We ask of all Nations with the Capacity of Thought, to join.

Thank you, and have a nice day.

You, sir, have been TAGGED.

So I'm the doorknob of the NationStates community, I don't know what that means, but thanks!

So... this is an anti-n00b alliance... right?

I gotta see how this comes out.

*TAG*

Lol, I declare this thread tagged.

Everybody gets a turn. Ahem ahem.

It's-
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-Choir-

Pro-Anti-Ignorance, which may or may not include but is not limited to the areas of 'anti-n00b' ism. The chance of this being included in our agenda has a 92.3% probability rating. We most likely include but are not limited to areas of 'anti-n00b' ism.

And we will prevent n00bism how?

Probability percentile does not equal the Gross percentile of attention, which may or may not fall between 10% to 70% of the Agendas full attention.

To answer your specific question-

' To prevent 'n00bism' '

If say we bring a common example to attention- A Nation associating with Hataria purely for mocking reasons, [ Appropriate Aggressive Movement ] might be pushed against said Nation. Now I see you might say, 'Fighting for Hataria?' No, not fighting for Hataria, fighting Against those fighting Against Hataria. Anti-Pro-Anti-Hataria!

Another Example- Now if a n00b is to enter the NS realm, and fire Eighty bajillion n00kz0rz at EvErYoNeZ0rz, and people actually respond to that action, we [ Appropriate Aggressive Movement ] against that Nation that responded. This will deter that Nation from responding negatively to that action, and will deter them from taking identical steps in the future.

You see, it is a widely known belief that n00bz feed on Attention. If one were to deny that n00b of attention, they would wither away, and cease to be. By making it less appealing to other Nations to feed to n00b, we can cut off it's source of nourishment, and thereby reign victorious.


Again, we include but are not limited to Anti-noobishness.

Think!

OOC: That's completely and utterly pointless. Under your system, not only are there n00b wars, but there are anti/pro-anti-noob noob wars. All you are doing is creating more wars! What I suggest is that all members agree not to post at all on anything n00bish, and never go to war with a n00b. THen, if they disobey then we invade them. Although that might cause anti-pro-anti-noob wars as well as anti-anti-pro noob wars and anti-anti-anti noob wars.

Did I once ever say war? I used a generic fill in which could be replaced from things ranging from TG's asking them to stop to Sanctions against that Nation. Never once said war. And for the third time-

We include but are not limited to Anti-n00bism

Hmmm... I will have no part in it. See Hataria's latest thread to see how I deal with n00bs.

What you did is the entire point of this, sheesh. Doing that, without announcing it in every little thread. This is really more of just a begging of people to stop feeding them, and agreeing to that by joining this Coalition. And if people refuse to stop feeding them, then that is why we take a [ Generic Course of Action ] against those who don't stop.

But we'll still have spiffy Coalation meetings now and again, for free food kicks arse.

I try to shoot down any "troll feeders" by posting detailed posts about why they shouldn't do it.

You might have read my "Enough already about Hataria" thread a couple weeks ago.