NationStates Jolt Archive

"Go, Jaxem, go!" the guy in the black suit shouted at the guy with the big flashing red thing on his back. "Remember, dont say anything except for 'All For The Jaxus Terrorism Group!'."

"Alright, alright... Is this thing ready?" the guy with the red flashing thing asked.

"Yes, just press that button and itll happen." the suited guy said rapidly. "Good luck..."

"Luck is the last thing a suicide bomber needs, Jax..."

And with that he ran out of the building and into the streets, running down the street into a very crowded corner. "ALL FOR JAXUS TERRORISM GROUP!!! WE ARE MAKING OURSELVES KNOWN!!!" and as soon as he reached the populated center of the street, he pressed a big blue button on the big flashing red thing strapped to him.

72 people killed, 32 others wounded.

Hacked into the Lethislavania televisions : A man in a black suit, his face masked by a ski mask, holding an XR-2 rifle, started speaking. "Welcome, fellow beings of the world. I am Jax Jaxus, a member of the terrorist organization of Jaxus. We are an experienced group of soldiers with much equipment, and we are announcing that you are going to be afraid.

You are going to be afraid of the Jaxus Nine, a terrorist organization like no other!"

"The reports say 72 people killed, 32 others wounded. The new terrorist group, formerly citizens of the now destructed nation of Jaxus, claims themselves as the Jaxus Nine. Their leader, Jax Jaxus, is believed to have the intent of striking terror into the hearts of..."

"No kidding they have the intent of striking terror!" President Sherveen Mashayekhi of Jaxusism shouted to the group of officials in the room, angered at the JNN (Jaxusism News Network) report of the bombings in Lethislavania. "72 people killed! By a terrorist organization with half our name!"

"Sir, we believe that this-"

"And they just bombed the capital of a perfectly in-order nation!"

"Sir, we could-"

"What are we going to do!?"

"Sir, please..." Vice Director of the Intellegience of Jaxusism pleaded to speak, "We have recieved a transmission from them. They said they want to... work with us..."

"What!?"

"They want to arrange a meeting... Here... In this conference room..."

"When?"

"3 days..."

Response to attacks on Lethislavanian Soil

It seems, sadly, that compassion is a dying idealogy. Today, my citizens, an unprovoked attack was made upon our capital, Leninstan. I, and my family, mourn for the loss of these people. They are not just statistics, they were humans. Tyler Corniger, a steel worker. Mayla de la Cacho, a futuristic painter. These people are the pillars of society, not targets for terrorists. We must remain vigilant against these "people", who are so caught up in their hypocrisy they do not comprehend the situation at hand. We thank everyone for their support, and we will continue to stand firm.

From the Office of the Chancellor

"They just hit Phalanix... I cant believe they just did that!" Foreign Affairs officer Kole Polin said in shock to the President Sherveen Mashayekhi. The President was slumped in his chair, frowning. "I dont think we can trust them, sir! They are very, very extreme! They just hit Phalanix!"

"Who cares if we can trust them or not! They are powerful and if we can establish ties maybe we can get them to do our dirty-work!" 2nd Advisor to the President, Jaxe Jaxusism argued. "We need to have this meeting... If they say anything the President doesnt like, he can send them right out the door..."

"But then they will direct themselves to attack US! What then!?" the Foreign Affairs officer responded.

"Calm down guys, he has arrived." the President said.

The door swung open. A guard moved to the side to reveal Jax Jaxus, the leader of the terrorist organization Jaxus Nine. "President Mashayekhi, it is a pleasure." the man walked forward to shake the President's hand. They both took their seats.

"Lets get straight to business, Mr. Jaxus, we've taken increasingly interested watch on you, and we are wondering. What is your agenda." the President said, quite bluntly.

"Our agenda... our agenda..." the man stroked his chin as he thought for a reply. "Our agenda... is to have the world bow to our demands... That is our agenda. Yes, that is it."

"Then why do you proceed to attack nations without demands?"

"First, we must instill fear... Then, we will demand..."

"We do not wish to become enemies, Jax. The Empire of Jaxusism would not appreciated one of our own nuclear missiles being fired at ourselves." the President stated bluntly again.

"Oh, no worries on that. We wish to help you... As Im sure you have been discussing with your administration, we wish to do your dirty work... And of course no one will know of this agreement."

"No one."

"No one."

"OK then. From now on talks will be handled through very securitized transmissions." the President said.

"It was a pleasure meeting you, Mr. President. Have a lovely day." and the leader of one of the most powerful terrorist organizations left.

"Max..."

"Yes, Mr. President?"

"Get airtime internationally, Im making an announcement."

Announcement heard world-wide :

"Dear nations of the world,

As all of you know, the world has been attacked twice so far by an increasingly dangerous terrorist organization called the Jaxus Nine. This organization is made up of citizens of the former nation of Jaxus. We, the Grand Empire of Jaxusism, have absolutely NO TIES with this organization, and will help in reconstruction efforts in both nations involved in the attacks.

We hope peace can be settled between all parties involved."

Regarding Jaxus

I would like to believe you, fair government of Jaxusism, however, you have a fair amount of monetary ties to the former nation that have not been resolved. Therefore we deny, for the time being, your forces entering our country.

From the Office of the Chancellor

Regarding Jaxus

I would like to believe you, fair government of Jaxusism, however, you have a fair amount of monetary ties to the former nation that have not been resolved. Therefore we deny, for the time being, your forces entering our country.

From the Office of the Chancellor


Jaxusism had ties with the Jaxus government, but has absolutely no ties with the Jaxus Nine terrorist group. They should not be confused. We are willing to go under any investigation to prove this.

Alejandro put his withered hand on the phone, and picked it up. He dialed a number, and was connected through. "Ah, hola. Si, it seems we may have a problem on our hands. Gracias. Hasta manana, senor." He smiled, and set down the phone.


Official Report on Jaxus Nine

We have concluded there are still over 50 Jaxus Nine operatives in our country. Either you flush them out, or we will do it for you.

From the Office of the Chancellor

Alejandro put his withered hand on the phone, and picked it up. He dialed a number, and was connected through. "Ah, hola. Si, it seems we may have a problem on our hands. Gracias. Hasta manana, senor." He smiled, and set down the phone.


Official Report on Jaxus Nine

We have concluded there are still over 50 Jaxus Nine operatives in our country. Either you flush them out, or we will do it for you.

From the Office of the Chancellor

We have absolutely no control over the Jaxus Nine terrorist groups! We have no idea of their locations and are not in any way responsible for their actions!

Response to Jaxusism

Indeed. Very well then. We shall have these thugs deported to you once we have found them, as they might be of interest to you.

From the Office of the Chancellor

Response to Jaxusism

Indeed. Very well then. We shall have these thugs deported to you once we have found them, as they might be of interest to you.

From the Office of the Chancellor

Why would we need terrorists? You can kill them on sight! We have no interest in them and will reject any transportation bringing them to our nation!

We have no needs of which to process them, and killing someone is morally unacceptable. If you do not want them, we will re-educate them.

We have no needs of which to process them, and killing someone is morally unacceptable. If you do not want them, we will re-educate them.

Then we want them.

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

We'll interrogate 'em, or shoot them. Either way it's gonna be a party, yeah baby yeah!
-Minister of War: General Alexander Roska

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

We'll interrogate 'em, or shoot them. Either way it's gonna be a party, yeah baby yeah!
-Minister of War: General Alexander Roska

I will take them all, please. I have my own questions for them.

Terrorists to be shipped to Jaxusism

Very good. They are being shipped as we speak.

From the Office of the Chancellor

Terrorists to be shipped to Jaxusism

Very good. They are being shipped as we speak.

From the Office of the Chancellor

We have recieved them. We have terminated all their lives for treason against Jaxusism. Thank you for your cooperation Lethislavania. If you do discover any more we do require them.