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Hogsweat FINALLY turns Socialist! H

Hogsweat
09-10-2004, 22:54
It was a wintery Hogsweatian morning, and it was still dark when it happened. The two soldiers nodded to each other, unrolling the massive hammer and sickle flag over the front of the palace. In front, a brass band rolled out, playing the L'internationale rather loudly, awaking most of the higher classes around them. The title above the palace, "Imperial Hogsweatian Palace" was painted over and instead painted on the words
OAXW ID XIELSWAGUO, in Old Hogsweatian. Translated into British English, that stands for "Place of Comradeship". The palace is now to be refered to as The Idxiel.

There was a loud crump, as the door imploded in on itself. Lord Smusleby awoke, jumping out of bed to hear soldiers storming his house. He barely got out of the room before five men bearing rifles kicked his door down and dragged the Lord out of his room, leaving behind the four-poster bed and the rather expensive furs. One of the men stepped forwards, a pair of steel handcuffs in his hand, the rifle slung over his back.
"Lord Smusleby, i hereby arrest you in the name of The Idxiel and the people of Hogsweat."
Tears arose in Smuslebys eyes.
"Mmmyyy my crime?"
The officer drew a piece of paper from his pocket, and read it out aloud.
"Your crime is that of treason, treason to the Hogsweatian people and their wellbeing."
Smusleby hung his head in shame, as the handcuffs clamped around his old wrists, allowing himself to be dragged outside where around 100 people of the upper class, men and women, where lined up in their nightclothes.

The new "comrade" Dorsal stepped outside, wearing a Fur hat with the hammer and sickle badge pinned on. In his hand he held a pistol, a Hogsweatian make. It bore a resemblance of the Smith and Wesson Model 29- but it was smaller and held only five rounds. On the wooden handle was imprinted the red star.
"men and women of the borgeoise"
He exclaimed.
"This morning, you meet your ends. Your crimes? Very well, I shall tell you them, for they are the worst in our constitution. The NEW Constitution.
You are all traitors. Traitors to our land, traitors to the people of Hogsweat, traitors to the people of the world."
"CUCL RGW EWCIKYRUIB!" The soldiers shouted aloud in Old Hogsweat. Every single person in the vicinity knew what it meant - Viva The Revolution!

Gunshots rang out, drowning out the cries of the rich.

At 12AM, Comrade Dorsal addreesed the people with a list of renamings.
"The Imperial Palace: The Idxiel
The Empire: The Union
The nation shall be renamed to the Peoples Socialist Republic. All military branches are named to;
The Hogsweatian Army: The Red Army
The Royal Marines: The Peoples Marine Corp
The Royal Airforce: The Red Airforce
The Royal Navy: The Peoples Navy [PNV]"
Hogsweat
09-10-2004, 23:37
bump!
Doomingsland
09-10-2004, 23:39
OOC: Dude, post your damn losses and picking up the prisoners in the other thread. Oh, yeah,

TAG
Hogsweat
09-10-2004, 23:45
I am right now.
Swedish Dominions
09-10-2004, 23:51
The SD congratulates Hogsweat.
Hogsweat
10-10-2004, 11:21
bump
Holy panooly
10-10-2004, 11:30
We are appalled another nation has fallen into the grasp of leftism. The Panoolian kind of pure citizens is wearing thin, we must protect our pure uncorrpupted citzens and preserve our heritage to stop these elements in our nation.

Adolf Leighmar, Führer of National Socialist Holy Panooly
The Merchant Guilds
10-10-2004, 11:51
The Guilds are saddened by Hogsweats revolution and turn to Socialism. We wish to give our moral support to what is left of the Imperial Government and Aristocracy.
Hogsweat
10-10-2004, 13:04
OOC-Then merchant guilds, you better get there fast.

Pockmarks littered the courtyard outside the House of Lords. There was fierce fighting between Loyalists, but it seemed it was nearly all over. A tank battered down the ancient wooden doorway, and troops poured in holding the Red Banner high above their heads.

Loyalist troops had turned everything to their advantage , massive wooden tables, chairs, anything that could be used. But they were short of ammunition, and it seemed time was up for the remaining Loyalist soldiers as the door to the main hall blasted open and roars of "CUCL RGW EWCIKYRUIB!" entered their ears.
Camewot
10-10-2004, 13:14
[tag]
The Merchant Guilds
10-10-2004, 13:50
OOC-Then merchant guilds, you better get there fast.

Pockmarks littered the courtyard outside the House of Lords. There was fierce fighting between Loyalists, but it seemed it was nearly all over. A tank battered down the ancient wooden doorway, and troops poured in holding the Red Banner high above their heads.

Loyalist troops had turned everything to their advantage , massive wooden tables, chairs, anything that could be used. But they were short of ammunition, and it seemed time was up for the remaining Loyalist soldiers as the door to the main hall blasted open and roars of "CUCL RGW EWCIKYRUIB!" entered their ears.

OOC: I gave moral support, I'm not going to go sacrificing Guild troops for an aristocracy, besides I can't be bothered... :)
Hogsweat
10-10-2004, 13:54
OOC- Moral support or not, they are dead =p alright then, better for you and me.
Kriegorgrad
10-10-2004, 14:00
Kriegorgrad condemns this actio....oh I can't be bothered.

100 tonnes of bad Stilton Cheese is being shipped to Hogsweat to see that the Proleriat die from eating rotten cheese.

Yours,
Hogsweat
10-10-2004, 14:02
Foreign imports were banned ala the Socialist constitution >.>

I always have the last laugh.
Kriegorgrad
10-10-2004, 14:04
We will not be beaten so easily!

*Paradrops Stilton cheese over Hogsweat in little crates*

PWNED.
Hogsweat
10-10-2004, 14:23
*shoots down crates*

NUB
Kriegorgrad
10-10-2004, 14:26
Grr...that poor cheese

*Loads them into orbital rail guns and fires them at 999999 mph (woot!)*
Hogsweat
10-10-2004, 14:28
TFU has space guns that fire faster than that. He calls them "plasmer torpedos"
Brydog
10-10-2004, 14:31
We are shocked that Hogsweat is now socialist. We lossed a ally aganist commumism.
Hogsweat
10-10-2004, 14:32
I was never against Communism....
Brydog
10-10-2004, 14:34
Oh sorry i got commies mixed with nazis
Hallad
10-10-2004, 14:37
Congratulations, comrades! We are glad to see you have finally seen the light that Socialism is!

The Commissariat of Foreign Affairs
The Socialist Federation of Hallad
Hattia
11-10-2004, 06:50
The Republic would like to congratulate the whole nation of Hogsweat on their turn to socialism. Should Hogsweat need any assistance, the Republic stands ready...

Fyodor Leningrad Zyteslav
Prime Minister of the Soviet Socialist Republic
Aztec Lands
11-10-2004, 07:08
We will not be beaten so easily!

*Paradrops Stilton cheese over Hogsweat in little crates*

PWNED.
(OOC: I will now invade you for the use of WMD.)

OFFICIAL IMPERIAL STATEMENT:

I congratulate this move as your currency will devalue, your market plummet, your society rot, and your defense funds will be sapped away. You are now a great target. I ask that you reconsider.

-EMPEROR OBSIDIAN-VULTURE
Kriegorgrad
11-10-2004, 08:01
TFU has space guns that fire faster than that. He calls them "plasmer torpedos"

Faster than railguns? Well...TFU is a bit of a-how-do-you-say: Godmoder, he's gettin better but the moders shadow still hangs over him like the plague.
Hallad
11-10-2004, 12:10
(OOC: I will now invade you for the use of WMD.)

OFFICIAL IMPERIAL STATEMENT:

I congratulate this move as your currency will devalue, your market plummet, your society rot, and your defense funds will be sapped away. You are now a great target. I ask that you reconsider.

-EMPEROR OBSIDIAN-VULTURE

Yes that- oh wait, no. When we switched to Socialism our currency hit a new high, our market sky-rocketed, our society became some of the most commpassionate and educated in the world, and our defense budget reached seven trillion.

The Commissariat of Economics
The Socialist Federation of Hallad
Hogsweat
11-10-2004, 16:11
(OOC: I will now invade you for the use of WMD.)

OFFICIAL IMPERIAL STATEMENT:

I congratulate this move as your currency will devalue, your market plummet, your society rot, and your defense funds will be sapped away. You are now a great target. I ask that you reconsider.

-EMPEROR OBSIDIAN-VULTURE

What are you talking about? Our economy improves day by day as our workers strive to make a better nation free of corruption. The Hogsweatian Pound is valued at 1.6 U.S.D. Our defense funds currently stand at 21 Trillion United States Dollars yearly. Can you match that? I think not. According to intelligence measures, your ministry of defense receives only 80 billion yearly, and international markets say that your currency is actually valued at "2.7 scales = 1$". I am not, and have never been, a great target. The annihalation of the borgeoise and the re-distribution of their funds was a great accomplishmen in Hogsweat.
Comrade Josef Dorsal
Electorate Comrade of the PSRH

OOC- Aztec Lands Economic Page (http://www.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy/nseconomy.php?nation=Aztec+Lands)
Hogsweat Economic Page (http://www.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy/nseconomy.php?nation=Hogsweat)

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We thank our comrades Hattia, Hallad, and Swedish Dominions in their greetings in our return to glorious Socialism.
Comrade Josef Dorsal
Electorate Comrade of the PSRH
Kanabia
11-10-2004, 16:16
Oh, and we'd like to jump in as an example of a successful socialist economy :D
Bal-Jazeera
11-10-2004, 16:19
We are also saddened that another fool chooses Socialism. Ah well, someday Socialism will fall, once and for good!
Haddam Suhhein, Dictator of Bal-Jazeera
Hogsweat
11-10-2004, 16:27
Socialism will never fall, victory to the Proletariat! Death to the fascist dogs!
Attributed to Josef Dorsal, after the Bal-Jazeeran statement.