Wulaishen
09-10-2004, 18:58
(news tune plays)-Translated from Chinese
Do Moi Saigon National News Report-
(Flicks frantically through papers)"Hello, Asia ,This is Na Liu reporting from United Saigon City, Binh Thanh Province , and we have just received breaking news .........(strains her eyes at the paper) it appears that Xi Wei People's Defense Cabinet, at 3am , ordered the Wulaishenese Navy to commence testing on a submarine launched 70,000KT Nuclear warhead, codenamed Lin Kuei ..6,uh..excuse me 7, in International waters, and has reportedly violated a international law in doing so,law 5, article 6 in the Mi Lei Covention states that it is unlawful to test a nuclear device in International waters, the weapon was apperantly tested near the Korean penninsula,the article says that the viiolation of the law will result in a forceful embargo and possibly military conflict with the nation that occupies the penninsula--
--in Business news---
The Wulaishen People's Index rose 7% in the Hong Kong world stocks today, but may fall or rise depending on the reaction to this morning's nuclear tests,And is another craze hitting Wulaishen, picture cell phones and the Kongpei Portable DVD playing sunglasses are beind purchased on the millions,(she pulls her picture phone from under the desk and smiles)-----------------------well you will see me at 11:00 Asia Time on the Communistic Joy Channel and I am Na Liu---goodbye
(News tune plays)
(C)2004 by the Saigon National News Agency -Wulaishen
www.SNN.com
Do Moi Saigon National News Report-
(Flicks frantically through papers)"Hello, Asia ,This is Na Liu reporting from United Saigon City, Binh Thanh Province , and we have just received breaking news .........(strains her eyes at the paper) it appears that Xi Wei People's Defense Cabinet, at 3am , ordered the Wulaishenese Navy to commence testing on a submarine launched 70,000KT Nuclear warhead, codenamed Lin Kuei ..6,uh..excuse me 7, in International waters, and has reportedly violated a international law in doing so,law 5, article 6 in the Mi Lei Covention states that it is unlawful to test a nuclear device in International waters, the weapon was apperantly tested near the Korean penninsula,the article says that the viiolation of the law will result in a forceful embargo and possibly military conflict with the nation that occupies the penninsula--
--in Business news---
The Wulaishen People's Index rose 7% in the Hong Kong world stocks today, but may fall or rise depending on the reaction to this morning's nuclear tests,And is another craze hitting Wulaishen, picture cell phones and the Kongpei Portable DVD playing sunglasses are beind purchased on the millions,(she pulls her picture phone from under the desk and smiles)-----------------------well you will see me at 11:00 Asia Time on the Communistic Joy Channel and I am Na Liu---goodbye
(News tune plays)
(C)2004 by the Saigon National News Agency -Wulaishen
www.SNN.com